Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Nothingness]

At the rate he's going, he'll either have a stroke or heart attack on January 20th when Trump is sworn in

 

[Lorento]

Jokes on you Bob, to emigrate to the UK from outside of the EU you need to have a job lined up. And no, reviewing Movies and Vidya doesn't count.

 

[A Random]

How can so much vitriol exist inside of a man who consumed so much sugar his body rejected it?

The sugar's long gone. All he has is salt and bile with every meal.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

The sugar's long gone. All he has is salt and bile with every meal.

That would be implying the man even had any sugar to begin with, though.

 

[Malt Liquor]

wow

 

[A Random]

That would be implying the man even had any sugar to begin with, though.

Why do you think he got so fat?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Sociology experiment: Bob goes to a state that voted Trump for a week, and we'll see if he can be quiet and enjoy/handle himself like a grown adult, or shriek in tard rage at everyone he sees.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Why do you think he got so fat?

Must be the nonstop sitting and snacking

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Why do you think he got so fat?

Tons of salt, of course.

 

[Slowboat to China]

I would pay good money to see Bob in a social situation that doesn't involve vidya. Like a cocktail party or a karaoke session or something. Especially nowadays, when he seems to have some kind of Tourette's tic that leaves him screaming "NAZI!" every few seconds.

Sometimes when I read this thread, I get irritated at him being such a pretentious cockweasel. Then I imagine him trying to make small talk at an office party and I can't help smiling.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I would pay good money to see Bob in a social situation that doesn't involve vidya. Like a cocktail party or a karaoke session or something. Especially nowadays, when he seems to have some kind of Tourette's tic that leaves him screaming "NAZI!" every few seconds.

Sometimes when I read this thread, I get irritated at him being such a pretentious cockweasel. Then I imagine him trying to make small talk at an office party and I can't help smiling.

Blob is the living incarnation of the Dunning-Kruger Effect. He acts like he's so far above the rest of humanity when it's almost certain he can't function in basic social situations.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Anyone who would invite this dick to a party would deserve whatever they got

 

[Lensherr]

If he keeps it up a little longer, Blob will hold the record for World's Biggest Temper Tantrum.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Okay, did anyone ever link this thing?

 

[Richard Stabone]

Okay, did anyone ever link this thing?

If they were smart, the GOP would because this is why they are in power.

 

[A Random]

What's his stupid argument now?

 

[NARPASSWORD]

What's his stupid argument now?

Everything he says counts as a stupid argument.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Everything he says counts as a stupid argument.

"OK, you can choose between the soup and the salad, Mr. Chipman."
"I'll have the soup."
"That was a stupid argument."

Somehow, Bob could make that scenario possible.

 

[A Random]

The soup was too full of sugar and would've triggered his diabetes, or it was too salty and would raise his blood pressure.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob, you are different from "ordinary, normal people", just not in the way you think:

Overwatch is supposed to be silly, but I don't see you defending that:

All I can say for this is wow: