Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Malagor the dank omen]

demographybob

Well, it's diverse as hell because it doesn't have WHITE PEEPUL.
Also, someone should tell that Arabs are a bunch of fucking assholes to even other muslims. In Dubai, lebanese people cannot find a job outside of the bottom of the barrel, which creates a huge gap between arabian and lebanese people.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Bob Chipman: Why bread lefties don't like me?
Also, Bob:

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob Chipman: Why bread lefties don't like me?
Also, Bob:
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Gosh, the way he condescends to absolutely fucking everyone sure does make him seem likable.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

I don't think Bobbyboi's a social drinker. We all saw his wall of cans.

Bob drinks like he probably eats: Cheap unfulfilling shit.

GD man just get an eight percent craft and save the carbs tubs.

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Cope Chipman ladies and gentlemen

I want Blob to produce a picture of these porky men from the 40's that were the average.

 

[Mola Ram]

Cope Chipman ladies and gentlemen

I want Blob to produce a picture of these porky men from the 40's that were the average.

There is laughable bullshit pseudoscience aplenty in that post, but Bob is the last person who should be bloviating about physical appearance or healthy bodies. I mean, sure, a deaf guy is right when he says Nickelback sucks, but he's not speaking with any authority.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

There is laughable bullshit pseudoscience aplenty in that post, but Bob is the last person who should be bloviating about physical appearance or healthy bodies. I mean, sure, a deaf guy is right when he says Nickelback sucks, but he's not speaking with any authority.

I just assumed that graphic was designed to make people like Blob go ballistic on Twitter was someone serious about that nonsense?

 

[Mola Ram]

I just assumed that graphic was designed to make people like Blob go ballistic on Twitter was someone serious about that nonsense?

That's actually a good point. Bob is dumb enough to take satire seriously by accident, and intellectually dishonest enough to do it on purpose.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Bob Chipman: Why bread lefties don't like me?
Also, Bob:



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Of coarse what Bob fails to consider that the system cannot produce the hypothetical leadership he desires, not in the least because he's already implicitly stated he values IRL ostraziation of certain groups and will tacily stated he will tolerate corruption for a'good'. In the end all his system at best will produce would be imperial chinese goverments.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob sure mouths off quite a bit, but I wonder if hes like that outside on the day to day as well? If so, nigga gonna get stomped outside a bar if he keeps it up.

I highly doubt a pissed off bunch of cadets on a binge drinking night are going to care about his stuttering about being able to bench 300, ha.

Bob would be the slovenly fat guy you see in a bar mumbling to the bartender, ordering another beer without making any eye contact as he scans his phone, compulsively checking and rechecking his social media, occasionally reaching out to grab a cold, soggy stray nacho from the plate he ordered three hours ago. The bartender takes longer and longer to get him his beer, hoping the fat guy in the video game t-shirt and poorly-fitting sport coat will take the hint and stop killing the vibe at the bar and just leave.

 

[UE 558]

I just rediscovered this classic

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob would be the slovenly fat guy you see in a bar mumbling to the bartender, ordering another beer without making any eye contact as he scans his phone, compulsively checking and rechecking his social media, occasionally reaching out to grab a cold, soggy stray nacho from the plate he ordered three hours ago. The bartender takes longer and longer to get him his beer, hoping the fat guy in the video game t-shirt and poorly-fitting sport coat will take the hint and stop killing the vibe at the bar and just leave.

They call him the Vacuum Cleaner, not because he inhales food like there's no tomorrow, but because the second he shows up all the pussy runs for the exit.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

If there's any consolation for Bob in the bleak scenario I presented, it's that Bob is way too oblivious to ever realize just how little people want him around. He'll never figure that out. I'm sure Bob sees people laughing and talking and hooking up and it just puzzles him why no one ever acts like that towards him. Better not to think about it, just order some more food and bask in the mindless glow of his phone. People actually talk to him online. Fewer and fewer, to be sure, but I'm positive it's better than his real-life interactions.

 

[Mola Ram]

If there's any consolation for Bob in the bleak scenario I presented, it's that Bob is way too oblivious to ever realize just how little people want him around. He'll never figure that out. I'm sure Bob sees people laughing and talking and hooking up and it just puzzles him why no one ever acts like that towards him. Better not to think about it, just order some more food and bask in the mindless glow of his phone. People actually talk to him online. Fewer and fewer, to be sure, but I'm positive it's better than his real-life interactions.

I think he knows on some level. Condescending, smug, hateful, stupid, snide, ignorant -- every facet of the lumpy gemstone what am Bob Chipman is sheened with an unmistakable bitterness, and I have to imagine at least some if not most of that stems from knowing the majority of people can't stand him ... if they know about him at all, that is.

 

[Flexo]

If there's any consolation for Bob in the bleak scenario I presented, it's that Bob is way too oblivious to ever realize just how little people want him around. He'll never figure that out. I'm sure Bob sees people laughing and talking and hooking up and it just puzzles him why no one ever acts like that towards him. Better not to think about it, just order some more food and bask in the mindless glow of his phone. People actually talk to him online. Fewer and fewer, to be sure, but I'm positive it's better than his real-life interactions.

You don't remember his moment of near self awareness in March?

(There was another where he says something about not being as liked but i can't find it right now.)

I think he knows on some level. Condescending, smug, hateful, stupid, snide, ignorant -- every facet of the lumpy gemstone what am Bob Chipman is sheened with an unmistakable bitterness, and I have to imagine at least some if not most of that stems from knowing the majority of people can't stand him ... if they know about him at all, that is.

To adapt a star trek quote:

To know Bob Chipman, is to hate Bob Chipman.
Those who knew him, hated him.
Those who did not know him, hated him from afar.

 

[Mola Ram]

To adapt a star trek quote:

To know Bob Chipman, is to hate Bob Chipman.
Those who knew him, hated him.
Those who did not know him, hated him from afar.

The new rabbi gets up to give the eulogy for the deceased. Says to the synagogue, "Alas, I did not know this man. You knew him. So those of you who knew him best -- say a few kind words about him."

The synagogue goes silent for a full minute. Two minutes. Five minutes. Finally, from the back of the crowd, old Mrs. Leibowitz says:

"His brother was worse."

 

[LordofCringe7206]

(There was another where he says something about not being as liked but i can't find it right now.)

Here you go. It came from this blog post he put out during the Russ Pitts drama.

I can't tell if he intentionally or unintentionally knew what he was revealing here.

 

[Mola Ram]

Here you go. It came from this blog post he put out during the Russ Pitts drama.
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I can't tell if he intentionally or unintentionally knew what he was revealing here.

If he really feels that way, the best thing he could do would be to step away from Twitter, or restrict himself to informational tweets and occasional observations that don't report on Who Is Pissing Off Bob Today. That kind of rage feeds on itself. But he'll never do that.

 

[DK 699]

I don't think Bobbyboi's a social drinker. We all saw his wall of cans.

Well to be fair to Bob (and I don't drink so just keep that in mind) it would probbably take a lot of alcohol to get him intoxicated.

Well, it's diverse as hell because it doesn't have WHITE PEEPUL.
Also, someone should tell that Arabs are a bunch of fucking assholes to even other muslims. In Dubai, lebanese people cannot find a job outside of the bottom of the barrel, which creates a huge gap between arabian and lebanese people.

I don't know much about how different Arab groups treat each other, but while we're on the subject of Arabia and diversity I think now is a great time to abring up that Qatar and Saudi Arabia have a lot of slaves from Africa and the Indian Subcontinent.

 

[madethistocomment]

Bob Chipman: Why bread lefties don't like me?
Also, Bob:
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I swear, with every tweet this fucker sounds more and more like a saturday morning cartoon villain.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

The new rabbi gets up to give the eulogy for the deceased. Says to the synagogue, "Alas, I did not know this man. You knew him. So those of you who knew him best -- say a few kind words about him."

The synagogue goes silent for a full minute. Two minutes. Five minutes. Finally, from the back of the crowd, old Mrs. Leibowitz says:

"His brother was worse."

Unfortunately for Bob, his brother is demonstrably better.

Also, don't care if it's late, this is horrifying.