Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[cypocryphy]

Bob did claim to have a threesome once, it comes up on here now and then. I don't remember the actual context though.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Both of his hands.

I refuse to believe he was able to suck in his gut for that long.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Bob did claim to have a threesome once, it comes up on here now and then. I don't remember the actual context though.

He said it was in college. Given that we know that Bob drinks and did complete college, it is theoretically possible that he attended a party where both alcohol and women were present and that he raped a passed out drunk girl, or maybe even two of them. But I don't think that raping an unconscious person counts as losing your 'cultural virginity'.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He said it was in college. Given that we know that Bob drinks and did complete college, it is theoretically possible that he attended a party where both alcohol and women were present and that he raped a passed out drunk girl, or maybe even two of them. But I don't think that raping an unconscious person counts as losing your 'cultural virginity'.

If he did then there would be allegations from the woman he raped.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

bob, even while marching, can’t seem to get off Twitter. Also, I love how the solution they have to illegal immigration is “just let them in,” like that isn’t going to pose a huge drain on our society. I wonder how Bob fits endless amounts of illegal immigrants leading to wage suppression and the lowering workers rights and compensation will lead to his superior future. Especially since he’s gonna need an unskilled labor position soon when his YouTube channel finally goes tits up and stops turning a profit. The way his buddies in the news are working, it’s gonna be sooner rather than later.

He seems completely unaware that his cushy neetbux lifestyle is entirely dependent on the financial well-being of the same ordinary people he hates. Broke ass people are worthless to advertise to.

 

[Absolutego]

Bob did claim to have a threesome once, it comes up on here now and then. I don't remember the actual context though.

He intimated, when discussing being an awkward teenager not into typical "boy" things, that his familiarity with Judy Blume novels netted him a threesome in high school.

Because, as we all know, nothing drops panties like Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret quotes.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

He intimated, when discussing being an awkward teenager not into typical "boy" things, that his familiarity with Judy Blume novels netted him a threesome in high school.

Because, as we all know, nothing drops panties like Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret quotes.

I think you're mixing that up with when he claimed that he got to be the cameraman when two lesbians had sex. Because no lesbian lovin' is complete without a fat creepy guy watching. That's what feminism says, right?

 

[Mola Ram]

He intimated, when discussing being an awkward teenager not into typical "boy" things, that his familiarity with Judy Blume novels netted him a threesome in high school.

Because, as we all know, nothing drops panties like Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret quotes.

Bob strikes me more as a Superfudge man.

 

[DK 699]

Didn't someone recently give me a reply and said that Bob has had a threesome before? It's so relieving to hear that Bob isn't a virgin.

He has a chance to have kids after all.

That would make sense, if you buy into that idea that all those male feminists out there are actually people who have done predatory things and secretly want to repent for it.

Edit: This post was meant to be a response to:

He said it was in college. Given that we know that Bob drinks and did complete college, it is theoretically possible that he attended a party where both alcohol and women were present and that he raped a passed out drunk girl, or maybe even two of them. But I don't think that raping an unconscious person counts as losing your 'cultural virginity'.

I was on my phone and screwed it up. I didn't know about my mistake until just now.

If he did then there would be allegations from the woman he raped.

I'm not going to pretend like I'm an expert on this sort of stuff or that I have definitive proof that this did happen, but the 90s and 2000s were a different time and its possible that if that did happen then the girls involved were too drunk to remember it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

With whom tho?

Marie Callender and Ronald McDonald.

 

[Red Hood]

I think you're mixing that up with when he claimed that he got to be the cameraman when two lesbians had sex. Because no lesbian lovin' is complete without a fat creepy guy watching. That's what feminism says, right?

Staring at them with the same expression in his Mario pic, no doubt.

But I think it's just more of Bob's big talk. Of course we'll never know for sure, since what corroborating witness could he produce? No woman would admit to fucking Bov.

Marie Callender and Ronald McDonald.

And maybe the Dairy Queen.

 

[kadoink]

Movie Bob is what happens when diabetes when puberty is traded in for PMS.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob strikes me more as a Superfudge man.

I got to go with Blubber.

 

[Rei is shit]

 

[DK 699]

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He was probably just referring to playing Mario Kart.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Hold the phone.
Bob actually left his basement apartment?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Hold the phone.
Bob actually left his basement apartment?

More like "I was fantasizing about driving a car, realized my dead foot would just lay on the gas pedal and hurl me into the nearest tree, and that made me think about how we should just punch people for supporting the President."

 

[Flexo]

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"Well we can't go fight the Brits right now, so how about we go rough up some jews? For morale!"

Maybe Bob is Hitler's id reincarnated and unchained so we can learn the process it goes through.

 

[Absolutego]

Hold the phone.
Bob actually left his basement apartment?

He's blocked me for years now, but he used to frequently bitch about MBTA delays and general shitty road quality in the boston metro area. It's not like Hollywood studios are going to schedule critic-exclusive screenings in Lynn, MA, so he has to leave from time to time if only to review movies in a timely fashion.

 

[Mola Ram]

"Well we can't go fight the Brits right now, so how about we go rough up some jews? For morale!"

Maybe Bob is Hitler's id reincarnated and unchained so we can learn the process it goes through.

I doubt Bob has read 1984, and if he has I doubt he understood it, but what he's doing here is basically endorsing the Two Minutes' Hate and making sure everyone's got their own personal Emmanuel Goldstein. Because Bob is a vicious little thug at heart.