Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Malagor the dank omen said:
Like i said, if Bob wasn't like he is he would be the average Internet Tough Guy, probably going even more balls deep than Tonka did. But since he is like this now my best bet is that if it came to pick a fight, be it by accident or by pure and undistilled spergery on his part, he would do his best efforts to run away from it but making it look as if he won agains his opponent going off some tangent like "Only cavemen and idiots solve problems with their fists like you want to do. I am superior in any way and i reject violence unlike you, pleb". Seeing his whole tirades about how superior he is, it wouldn't surprise me at all if he tried to pull off something like this shit in case he got in a fight.

Also, i'll go a a bit powerlevel on this one since it's something that affected me in the long run. I was bullied in highschool for a long time and i won't get into details, but something i definetly didn't do is brag years after about how much i would like to beat up the people that bullied me. That's fucking long gone and you have far more important matters at hand. This makes me support the "Bob was a bully that felt victimized" because if you're a bullying victim you do your best to grow out of that and forget. Either that or he's an incredibly petty exceptional individual that hasn't come out of high school and thinks the world is still like that.
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That's an admirable way to go about life, that I think most people don't have enough experience with. It's not that I wanna go around labeling people cowards, and chickens, but unless you have true mental fortitude and pacifist attitude, traumatizing events like getting bullied will weigh you down mentally, and spiritually. It becomes like a car accident, where once you start getting depressed it'll nip at you. Some people do channel their anger and frustration in positive ways like joining the military, or getting into combat sports, and some people channel it incredibly poor like becoming rabid online activists, and passive aggressive cry bullies.

I don't doubt for a second bob would play the "I'm an intellectual that wins if you punch me", handling a fight is something your father is supposed to teach you. I think I've learned a lot from the fights I've lost, and most people can learn a lot more from losing a fight, than running away, and passively aggressively taking your anger out on the "others", and most importantly, you don't wanna take it out on yourself. That's how you get internalized hatred and self harm, and that shit can lead to school shooters.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
Part of the problem though is that we've also seen through things like his Twitter that Bob doesn't necessarily like confrontation. It might just be a defense mechanism, but notice that Bob never stands by what he says. He does everything possibly to avoid owning up to his terrible opinions.

"Gee, I don't remember saying that friendo!"

If I had to guess, I imagine Bob in real life is confrontational up until he realizes he has a serious conflict on his hands. That's when the cowardliness takes effect.
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Bob backs away from confrontation only when the person calling him out is a fellow leftist. Even then he won't admit to being wrong, he'll just say something like, "I don't want to argue about it right now" and delete the offending tweet. It's because he wants to be accepted but has no social skills. He can't handle disagreeing with other people while staying on good terms with them; of course the fact that the "other people" in question are other intolerant SJWs does make this harder even for normal people let alone autists. And Bob, as a cishet white male, has no oppression points to cash in. So it's not cowardice per se.
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But then again... given his level of mental stability, I wouldn't be shocked if he really does believe his own bullshit and ultimately decides to attack somebody when confronted.
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He does drink a lot too, which is likely to make him much more likely to fight given his admitted anger issues. Between this and the fact that he won't grovel before even other SJWs, I think he'll try to fight unless the other person is obviously tougher. And even then, alcohol could prevent him from realizing when he's outmatched until it's too late.
LordofCringe7206 said:
Not to powerlevel, but I imagine based off my own experiences that Bob is even worse than that. I remember at one point in college working out with a kid similar to Bob. Not so much personality wise, but physical wise: ate like shit, didn't really have that much physical activity in his life. Not even just with working out, but something as simple as walking he didn't really seem to do a lot. He spent more time laying in his bed or sitting in a chair than he did on his own two feet.

When he ultimately decided he had enough of his poor lifestyle choices, he started to change by eating right and working out more. I had the chance to work out with him during his first week of lifestyle improvements.

His beginning bench was literally 10 fucking lbs. We tested his max and found it was at 50 lbs.

Now ultimately this wasn't the end of the story. He really started taking care of himself and managed to improve with time. But where he started off at is what happens when you choose to live a lethargic lifestyle like Bob does. Even the simplest forms of neglect can have horrendous results on the human body.
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I can believe this. I honestly have no idea why so many people seem to routinely massively overestimate what a reasonable bench press is.
 
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WutangLee said:
That's an admirable way to go about life, that I think most people don't have enough experience with. It's not that I wanna go around labeling people cowards, and chickens, but unless you have true mental fortitude and pacifist attitude, traumatizing events like getting bullied will weigh you down mentally, and spiritually. It becomes like a car accident, where once you start getting depressed it'll nip at you. Some people do channel their anger and frustration in positive ways like joining the military, or getting into combat sports, and some people channel it incredibly poor like becoming rabid online activists, and passive aggressive cry bullies.

I don't doubt for a second bob would play the "I'm an intellectual that wins if you punch me", handling a fight is something your father is supposed to teach you. I think I've learned a lot from the fights I've lost, and most people can learn a lot more from losing a fight, than running away, and passively aggressively taking your anger out on the "others", and most importantly, you don't wanna take it out on yourself. That's how you get internalized hatred and self harm, and that shit can lead to school shooters.
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It's a hard way and not perfect to do what i did, but i did it. For me, it's just another period of my life, but not the worst one i will say. And i guess the teachers i had saved me to some end, because they knew what happened and they did nothing knowing that if they stepped in, things would get worse for me. For one thing i'm thankful because that made me have a much thicker skin but i have a lot of issues that i need to work with and i doubt i'll get over. Nothing in life is easy, but the hardest things can crush you in such a way that the wound never heals.

But again, let's not get off topic and go back to Bob. As you say he would go the way of "If i get hit that means i win" and try to play high and mighty to whatever person wants to kick his shit in. Problem is that today i think this kind of shit will work on most people and only the ones that don't give a fuck about that shit will put Bob on the ground with a punch. That or they are so pissed that they fuck him up before he can open his mouth. And one can hope that something like that happens, because it would be a big and tasty serving of humble pie for Bob and if he does a little bit of introspection he might learn from that defeat. I know i might be asking too much, but there might be a chance that this man actually learns one of life's most important lessons byt getting his ass beat.
 
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Great to see feminist Bob judge a woman by her looks and fat-shame her.

Someone should show that tweet to Anita, seriously.
 
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Someone please translate what this idiot is rambling about.
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Godzilla@1989 said:
Someone please translate what this idiot is rambling about.
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The beetus may have rotted his brain so much he can't recognize his own reflection.

On the real life note, its been pretty clear for a while that Bob, both on twitter and in real life, is a wannabe bully, he constantly tries to lord whatever following he has over others, and acts like an asshole as much as he can, but the second anybody actually actually bites back, he runs away, either by just blocking him, or trying to get passive aggressive. Bob is pretty typical of most wannabe bullies in that he likes talking shit and sneering at other people, but the second somebody stands up for themselves, he runs away.
 
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The Littlest Shitlord said:
Bob backs away from confrontation only when the person calling him out is a fellow leftist. Even then he won't admit to being wrong, he'll just say something like, "I don't want to argue about it right now" and delete the offending tweet.
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Assuming they have enough social media clout to give him problems or outright expose his stupidity to his own followers to see. That is of the ones willfully blind to it at this point.

Far more likely is he pretends he isn't getting roasted to fuck and back, and either quietly changes the subject or continues ranting as if people can't see replies to him.
 
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PoopFace said:
Blob is real high on the body-shaming other people lately. Especially people who totally can (and would) give him an ass whooping. View attachment 843805

For reference, yes, this is coming from the "I can totally bench 300 lbs/Gamers should be more healthy"-albino landwhale. Shut the fuck up Bob.
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You don't need to be avobe average to give Bob an ass beating. He might be huge but that's all he is. He has no strength nor training, so any amateur fighter can put him on the ground with a hand tied to his back.
 
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"Worth a damn". Says the e-begging, borderline unemployed, child-free 40-year-old manchild with diabetes, obesity, and alcoholism.

Christ, I know he's not the evilest cow, but he certainly is one of the easiest to A-log. I really hope that in 2019 and 2020:

1. He gets fired from the escapist.
2. Trump jumps from Twitter to a new platform, causing him to have to collect followers from scratch as Twitter implodes.
3. E-bucks dry up.
4. He has to move basements to the rough side of Boston, preferably the ghetto if they got one.
5. The dems get blasted out hard.
 
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