Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Jokester]

He's mad that he isn't living is a perfect future already, so he's turned into the ultimate Angry Marine™, except without the massive testosterone imbalances, which he's replaced with huge insulin imbalances, instead.

Undetermined mental illness and anger management issues. Some people guessed autism but we legitimately have no clue what he has. He'd still be an angry jackass regardless though. Would be interesting to see guesses even if armchair diagnosing is dumb.

I never took so much as a single class in psychology, so this is just shittalking, but it's amazing how many markers of narcissistic personality disorder Bob strikes:

• Have an exaggerated sense of self-importance
• Have a sense of entitlement and require constant, excessive admiration
• Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
• Exaggerate achievements and talents
• Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
• Believe they are superior and can only associate with equally special people
• Monopolize conversations and belittle or look down on people they perceive as inferior
• Expect special favors and unquestioning compliance with their expectations
• Take advantage of others to get what they want
• Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
• Be envious of others and believe others envy them
• Behave in an arrogant or haughty manner, coming across as conceited, boastful and pretentious
• Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office

That last one sadly sticks out -- I don't think a moldy cellar apartment, his collection of ill-fitting t-shirts and empty beercans, or that hideous Mario sportcoat count as the "best" anything.

I thought it was down to him being hung like a dwarf hamster.

 

[Rei is shit]

I bet it was "obsolescence" that mad him mad


And Bob describes himself for the millionth time

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

I thought it was down to him being hung like a dwarf hamster.

Not strictly on-topic, but there was a story I saw go around the internet some years back about some radio contest where they tried to find the most embarrassing shit possible for people to do, or admit to, and one year, they had "the biggest dick", but they also had "the smallest dick", and supposedly the dude they found with the latter was so corpulent and obese his fupa had engulfed his cock, and the associated blood pressure issues left him with an erection that remained functionally internal. He was also some kind of high-ticket oilfield worker, so he made filthy, filthy lucre, and chicks straight up didn't care that he was so fat he sweated gravy, because they knew if they could keep their gorge down long enough to rub him to completion, they'd be entitled to some of his dosh. On the other hand, the guy that that radio station with the biggest dick had problems getting laid, because women would look at it and ask where he thought he'd be able to put it, according to the story.

To get to the on-topic part, while I don't think Blob is quite that obese, I wouldn't be surprised if the extra weight, as well as the blood pressure and circulation issues, exacerbated an already noticeable frustration with his size, and the utility of it, and feeds his anger issues, alongside his wicked case of Dunning-Krueger.

 

[cypocryphy]

Why is Bob so angry all the time?

Because he's really fat.

 

[Positron]

He looks better as an old man tbh.

Shame he won't live to that age.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Blob Chipman versus Quarter Pounder

 

[Cleric of Autism]

Blob Chipman versus Quarter Pounder
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I'm torn in choosing a side in this, while Bob is a true card carrying member of clown world, It's really hard for me to put up with Jeremy because just listening to the way he talks makes me want to strangle someone. I do hope this becomes an actual feud, but since Bob is, for all intents and purposes a coward who refuses to acknowledge criticism from anyone who has an actual following, I doubt anything will come from this.

 

[RockVolnutt]

How does "replacing the concept of cops" work? Law enforcement is law enforcement no matter what label you want to slap on it. I suppose he means "lol automate it" or "replace them with woke people" but still, it's an odd thing to say.

"Just replace it" seems to be Big Brain Bobby's solution to everything even if it's nonsensical.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

I'm torn in choosing a side in this, while Bob is a true card carrying member of clown world, It's really hard for me to put up with Jeremy because just listening to the way he talks makes me want to strangle someone.

I mean, you're not wrong. I'm ashamed to admit I actually liked the first couple videos of his I watched; in retrospect he's basically a slight variation on One Angry Gamer... Even in the cases where I might agree with his basic position, he has to go and be fucking exceptional about it.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

I mean, you're not wrong. I'm ashamed to admit I actually liked the first couple videos of his I watched; in retrospect he's basically a slight variation on One Angry Gamer... Even in the cases where I might agree with his basic position, he has to go and be fucking exceptional about it.

Bob or quarter pounder?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

They believe they are genius strategists?

Wasn't this fat bastard just talking about dissonance?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How does "replacing the concept of cops" work? Law enforcement is law enforcement no matter what label you want to slap on it. I suppose he means "lol automate it" or "replace them with woke people" but still, it's an odd thing to say.

"Just replace it" seems to be Big Brain Bobby's solution to everything even if it's nonsensical.

It reminds me of the Occupy movement. They insisted that the regular police not be allowed into their little encampments, resulting in crime in the camps going up. To counter this, some camps created a special security force designed to enforce rules that benefited the common good- but they weren't police officers, though!
Bob's concepts of the Superior Future (along with most left-wing plans for societal reorganization) remind me of Lord of the Flies. Not so much the descent into barbarism, but the fact that, given time, they will ultimately build a society not much different from the one they declared obsolete.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

It reminds me of the Occupy movement. They insisted that the regular police not be allowed into their little encampments, resulting in crime in the camps going up. To counter this, some camps created a special security force designed to enforce rules that benefited the common good- but they weren't police officers, though!
Bob's concepts of the Superior Future (along with most left-wing plans for societal reorganization) remind me of Lord of the Flies. Not so much the descent into barbarism, but the fact that, given time, they will ultimately build a society not much different from the one they declared obsolete.

This is the thing that Bob and people like him do not want to understand: their ideal society would not be so much different than the one we have, just with things they approve. It's like Anarchists thinking that their whole ideas to build a peaceful and fruitful society would work without having in mind the worst of human nature that will come up they want it or not.

People that go "Abolish the police, they are lapdogs of oppression" just don't understand something incredibly basic: rules and laws are enforced under the threat of punishment. Or do they think that people will always obey the law out of the good in their hearts? And even more, do they think criminals will not commit crime again if they are not punished for it? Because if you're so deluded in your mentality of "Everybody is good" you should do some soul searching. And in the case of Bob, he doesn't have to search too much.

 

[MirrorNoir]

The only comics I ever bought were some of the late-80's stuff, so I'm NOT a hugely well-informed comics guy, but even I remember Beta Ray Bill and the nigger from Spiderman 2097 being things, while jackasses like Cellulite Robert drone on and on about the importance of re-writing established characters using rule 63(a) and 63(b) - whenever you have a character for any franchise, you can assume the internet has arranged to portray them as the opposite sex, a different race, a different sexuality, or some combination thereof.

Write some new characters, for fucks' sakes, and create new stories that develop them in interesting ways, instead of cannibalizing existing ones and fucking them up, or creating pointless Mary and Harry Sues.



And then they decide the porcine prepubescent is trans, and fuck that kid up even more with hormone blockers and HRT, which eventually culminates in a grossly obese Jazz Jennings 2.0.

Beta Ray Bill was a creation of Walt Simonson, who's 80s Thor run is considered by many to be the definitive run on the character, short of the Lee/Kirby run (which itself has about 30-40 issues of earthbound filler before Lee said "fuck it" and went full space opera and jetisoned Jane Foster and the Donald Blake/Thor as a Doctor aspect of the character.

Beta Ray Bill is also, quite frankly, an early example of a Poochie character. He dominates the first 2/3rds of Walt's Thor run, beats Thor twice, steals his hammer and is implied to be even MORE worthy than Thor, gets his own hammer made because he's so awesome, and most likely would have fucked Sif had editorial not made him phase out Beta Ray Bill midway through said run.

The only reason BBR is remembered fondly is that Thor was REALLY REALLY bad before Simonson took over the book. Marvel recently reprinted the pre-Simonson Thor stories and it kind of shows how bad things were and how Simonson got away with a lot of the shit he got away with, because of the fact that shit had gotten super bad and the overall apocalyptic nature of the Surtur Saga was a welcomed shot in the arm for a book that was in desperate need of one.

 

[Judge Dredd]

That last one sadly sticks out -- I don't think a moldy cellar apartment, his collection of ill-fitting t-shirts and empty beercans, or that hideous Mario sportcoat count as the "best" anything.

Bob has compared Mario 3 to the ceiling of the Sistine chapel, so maybe his definition of "best" is different from ours.

 

[Positron]

How does "replacing the concept of cops" work? Law enforcement is law enforcement no matter what label you want to slap on it. I suppose he means "lol automate it" or "replace them with woke people" but still, it's an odd thing to say.

"Just replace it" seems to be Big Brain Bobby's solution to everything even if it's nonsensical.

In Superior Future, everyone will be implanted with a microchip that renders xir incapable of crime, or even wrongthink.

Cops will then become obsolete.

* Gross fetish involving Natalie Portman *

To erase Bobby you'll need someone of the tonnage of Melissa McCarthy.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

To erase Bobby you'll need someone of the tonnage of Melissa McCarthy.

Or at the very least a fully equipped Japanese whaler.

 

[MirrorNoir]

This is the thing that Bob and people like him do not want to understand: their ideal society would not be so much different than the one we have, just with things they approve. It's like Anarchists thinking that their whole ideas to build a peaceful and fruitful society would work without having in mind the worst of human nature that will come up they want it or not.

People that go "Abolish the police, they are lapdogs of oppression" just don't understand something incredibly basic: rules and laws are enforced under the threat of punishment. Or do they think that people will always obey the law out of the good in their hearts? And even more, do they think criminals will not commit crime again if they are not punished for it? Because if you're so deluded in your mentality of "Everybody is good" you should do some soul searching. And in the case of Bob, he doesn't have to search too much.

I think Bob's idea of the "perfect future" is the sort of nhillistic one where you basically kill EVERYONE you don't like and pretend that by murdering all of the "bad guys", you'll create utopia. Which in and of itself, is one of the hallmarks of the horrors of communism/socialism where you are always a "couple of thousand murders away from paradise". And that the population outside the inner circle of the party, basically live in constant fear of being arrested, scapegoated for a crime they didn't commit, and murdered for the sake of appearances, whenever something bad happens and the elites need dead bodies to convince themselves a problem has been "solved" without out dong anything to fix the actual problem. One where fear keeps the normal citizens from doing anything that the elites don't like and constantly snitching on each other for both real and imaginary slights in hopes to stave of the day when they get taken away to be killed.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob has compared Mario 3 to the ceiling of the Sistine chapel, so maybe his definition of "best" is different from ours.

I bet he considers the Big Mac the pinnacle of culinary arts.

I think Bob's idea of the "perfect future" is the sort of nhillistic one where you basically kill EVERYONE you don't like and pretend that by murdering all of the "bad guys", you'll create utopia. Which in and of itself, is one of the hallmarks of the horrors of communism/socialism where you are always a "couple of thousand murders away from paradise". And that the population outside the inner circle of the party, basically live in constant fear of being arrested, scapegoated for a crime they didn't commit, and murdered for the sake of appearances, whenever something bad happens and the elites need dead bodies to convince themselves a problem has been "solved" without out dong anything to fix the actual problem. One where fear keeps the normal citizens from doing anything that the elites don't like and constantly snitching on each other for both real and imaginary slights in hopes to stave of the day when they get taken away to be killed.

It's not surprsing tbh. After all, we have seen plenty of times that Bob wants to kill "ze Untermensch" to get rid of their burden and finally create his superior world. The question is: Do they really think it will work? Do they seriously think they can do that and not expect open and outright opposition from everyone? I've already said it like Yuri Bezhmenov said it: the revolution will first kill its children and these people, when they find out their ideal society is not their truly ideal society, they will revolt and the new state will kill them like cockroaches because the new state needs as much stability as it can get. They are inadvertedly walking to their death without even realizing.

But with Bob i'm amazed that he wants to get rid of the most important sector of society (production) because of his idiotic ideas that they are inferior to him when in reality they are far more important than Bob will ever be able to be.