Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor Placebo]

oh yes, it's perfect for him - until they realise he's a powerless poorfag, declare that he's got too much personal space, and they move an entire family into his squalid little hovel without the say-so of anyone bar themselves, because immigrants need housing, poorfags are all climate-changing racists, and the state is never wrong

I would pay good money to see Bob forced to share his living space with an immigrant family. At first he'd be virtue signalling the hell out of how awesome it is and what a good person he is to pwn the mayonnaise ghouls, but pretty soon the violations of his Mario sanctum and interference with his ability to make his very important videos and properly absorb his Marvel movies five times a day would start to drive him insane.

A Mexican mother in the house would mean he might actually get some halfway decent food for once, but we all know Bob is one of those people who prefers to eat garbage. He'd probably start yearning for tendies on twitter after a couple of days.

Also, the immigrants could be interviewed and we'd enjoy subtitles of Mexican children talking about how Bob smells funny and is weird and creepy in Spanish.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I would pay good money to see Bob forced to share his living space with an immigrant family. At first he'd be virtue signalling the hell out of how awesome it is and what a good person he is to pwn the mayonnaise ghouls, but pretty soon the violations of his Mario sanctum and interference with his ability to make his very important videos and properly absorb his Marvel movies five times a day would start to drive him insane.

A Mexican mother in the house would mean he might actually get some halfway decent food for once, but we all know Bob is one of those people who prefers to eat garbage. He'd probably start yearning for tendies on twitter after a couple of days.

Also, the immigrants could be interviewed and we'd enjoy subtitles of Mexican children talking about how Bob smells funny and is weird and creepy in Spanish.

I’d feel bad for the immigrant family having to put up with Bob.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Why do these exceptional individuals never complain about the various atrocities the US govt has committed to its own unarmed citizens? The Trail of Tears, just to name one. Or how about Wounded Knee?
Any moron who thinks making it difficult or downright unlawful for common people to own weapons when the govt controls the most powerful military in human history deserves to go to death camps.
They act like atrocticies didn't exist before 2000.

I know what you're getting at, but are you really asking why progressives never constantly cry about what happened to the natives? Because that's something that happens quite a lot. Just from a 'wypipo bad' angle and not a 'this is why government disarming people is bad' one.

 

[CamelCursive]

I'm never shocked that the people who rail against guns the hardest, are usually the ones that want to do things that would get them shot.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

https://twitter.com/scribeundead/status/1158138327188590592?s=21

Anyone remember these shootings or attempted assassinations? I try to.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I'm never shocked that the people who rail against guns the hardest, are usually the ones that want to do things that would get them shot.

I would honestly not be shocked in the slightest if Bob wants gun control so badly simply because he wants there to be less of a chance of someone successfully defending themselves the day he finally snaps.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I would honestly not be shocked in the slightest if Bob wants gun control so badly simply because he wants there to be less of a chance of someone successfully defending themselves the day he finally snaps.

Hence this tweet from Chris Ray Gun.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Hence this tweet from Chris Ray Gun.
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Bob could unironically be the next Hitler if he wasn't completely lazy, socially and politically inept, and had charisma.

 

[SuperSheep]

Bob could unironically be the next Hitler if he wasn't completely lazy, socially and politically inept, and had charisma.

I wonder if you gave Bob a copy of Generalplan OST with all the references to Eastern Europe, Russia and Slavs replaced with white middle Americans and replaced all the references to Germany and Aryans with California and coastal Liberals/Mexicans, he would declare it a great idea.

 

[Rei is shit]

This shooting making him more unhinged than ususal. I'd also like to know what the fuck is up with his hatred of Holden. Maybe he had to read the book in highschool and it hit too close to home?


LOL

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

This shooting making him more unhinged than ususal. I'd also like to know what the fuck is up with his hatred of Holden. Maybe he had to read the book in highschool and it hit too close to home?
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Holden was a worthless, annoying dipshit, and everyone who reads Catcher in the Rye in recent decades hates him. I only refrained from throwing that fucking book across the room because it was a library book and you just don't damage those if you are a decent person. Bob's feelings towards Holden are atypical only in that they are specifically anti-white.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Holden was a worthless, annoying dipshit, and everyone who reads Catcher in the Rye in recent decades hates him. I only refrained from throwing that fucking book across the room because it was a library book and you just don't damage those if you are a decent person. Bob's feelings towards Holden are atypical only in that they are specifically anti-white.

I had to read that fucking three fucking times in public school and to be honest, I can't remember a goddamn thing about it except that I hated the goddamn thing.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

This shooting making him more unhinged than ususal. I'd also like to know what the fuck is up with his hatred of Holden. Maybe he had to read the book in highschool and it hit too close to home?
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LOL
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Wait, weren’t the Columbine shooters bullied during high school?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This shooting making him more unhinged than ususal. I'd also like to know what the fuck is up with his hatred of Holden. Maybe he had to read the book in highschool and it hit too close to home?

I think I can safely say anyone with two functioning brain cells hates Holden Caufield. It's only the lesson plans which try to portray him as some deep intellectual worthy of our attention. If Holden were alive today, he'd be a lolcow with a thread to rival Bob's.

Wait, weren’t the Columbine shooters bullied during high school?

Yeah. After the shootings, it came out that bullying at Columbine was rampant, and the administration was doing nothing about it. The shooters were also prescribed serious antidepressants, and they fed their violent fantasies with Marilyn Manson and Doom. It was something of a perfect storm of factors that led to the tragedy.
As always, however, Bob misses the subtleties in his efforts to cudgel his political and ideological opponents.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Yeah. After the shootings, it came out that bullying at Columbine was rampant, and the administration was doing nothing about it. The shooters were also prescribed serious antidepressants, and they fed their violent fantasies with Marilyn Manson and Doom. It was something of a perfect storm of factors that led to the tragedy.
As always, however, Bob misses the subtleties in his efforts to cudgel his political and ideological opponents.

There was also the black humor Onion article that commented on the situation: "With new security cameras in place, bullies finally feel safe attacking their targets at Columbine."

Like the Parkland shooting where it came out that the biggest bully was some bald Cuban worshipping bitch who tried to grab onto fame with the Chinless Liar.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I think I can safely say anyone with two functioning brain cells hates Holden Caufield. It's only the lesson plans which try to portray him as some deep intellectual worthy of our attention. If Holden were alive today, he'd be a lolcow with a thread to rival Bob's.


Yeah. After the shootings, it came out that bullying at Columbine was rampant, and the administration was doing nothing about it. The shooters were also prescribed serious antidepressants, and they fed their violent fantasies with Marilyn Manson and Doom. It was something of a perfect storm of factors that led to the tragedy.
As always, however, Bob misses the subtleties in his efforts to cudgel his political and ideological opponents.

It’s ironic that Bob himself never shoot up his high school given that he was endlessly bullied. I’m surprised he’s not sympathetic towards the Columbine Shooters since he has a lot in common, mainly their hatred of certain people.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

It’s ironic that Bob himself never shoot up his high school given that he was endlessly bullied. I’m surprised he’s not sympathetic towards the Columbine Shooters since he has a lot in common, mainly their hatred of certain people.

So what you and everyone is saying is that Bob is not only lying about the motive, but he is undoubtedly and unwittingly defended the bullies that drove them to shooting up a place?

Quick question: How heavily bullied was Bob at school? And what grade was the peak of it?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It’s ironic that Bob himself never shoot up his high school given that he was endlessly bullied. I’m surprised he’s not sympathetic towards the Columbine Shooters since he has a lot in common, mainly their hatred of certain people.

Well, as he said, they were icky white males. If they were Brave and Stronk Transgenders of Color (TM) shooting whitey, he'd fall over himself trying to support them.

So what you and everyone is saying is that Bob is not only lying about the motive, but he is undoubtedly and unwittingly defended the bullies that drove them to shooting up a place?

Quick question: How heavily bullied was Bob at school? And what grade was the peak of it?

We have only Bob's accounts to go by, and from them, we can infer it continued throughout high school. I can't say what the peak of it was, only that the catalyst of the bullying was his boner for the Super Mario Brothers. It didn't seem to be that bad by Bob's own account- mostly name-calling and being needled about Mario. But for someone like Bob, whose identity at the time was built around Mario, it was the Worst Thing Ever. To hear him talk about it, you'd think he was tied to a flagpole and beaten with baseball bats because he loved Mario.

 

[Red Hood]

Wait, weren’t the Columbine shooters bullied during high school?

But it wasn't real bullying. Real bullying is being ridiculed by people that will actually do something with their lives for fantasizing about giving Princess Toadstool a pearl necklace.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Mental gymnastics are always fun to watch.