Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob knows the best way to not have a barbell fall on his head...well, you know, outside of never lifting ever because he can already bench 310 but that's besides the point! He was probably saying the same thing when the allegations about Epstein's sex island were being thrown about all willy nilly. Stoopit right wingers and your obsolete conspiracies.

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Bob knows the best way to not have a barbell fall on his head...well, you know, outside of never lifting ever because he can already bench 310 but that's besides the point! He was probably saying the same thing when the allegations about Epstein's sex island were being thrown about all willy nilly. Stoopit right wingers and your obsolete conspiracies.

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Actually he used to work out in his youth but gave up on it.
 
Bob knows the best way to not have a barbell fall on his head...well, you know, outside of never lifting ever because he can already bench 310 but that's besides the point! He was probably saying the same thing when the allegations about Epstein's sex island were being thrown about all willy nilly. Stoopit right wingers and your obsolete conspiracies.

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"It's only a conspiracy when it happens to US, silly right wingers"
 
Managed to see this today. This is the first Bob video I've seen in half a decade and I have to say that he sounds much more sane in these videos than he does on twitter. Also were his audio editing skills always this bad or did something change?
What I found weird about the video was how he opened with how Disney was essentially a big evil cyberpunk mega-corporation. That's not the sort of language I would expect some to use when talking about something they've essentially built their entire life around, but whatever.
Also @Godzilla@1989 How did Bob's take on Warner Bros and Disney stand out to you? To me it just seems like a really basic observation.
I honestly though he made a interesting note to Disney about needing to be careful of not fucking up their streaming plan because let’s be honest here, their streaming service is nothing but cashing in on a oversaturated market.

It's been a while since I watched it, but the film IIRC has Mercury at first claiming he's bisexual but everyone (his wife included) know he's a closeted gay man and it's played as everyone all but outright telling Freddy "just come out already; we don't care". And because he's so hung up on not being gay, Allen Leech's character uses that to basically drag Mercury into the world of degeneracy where he eventually contracts AIDS and burns Freddy, when Freddy leaves him*.

*And yes, I know the film took massive liberties with the truth, especially with how they rewrote history to make Leech's character a literal evil predatory gay villain complete with mustache for the sake of a narrative that made Mercury out to be a saint. Which is also why NO ONE had any high expectations for the film, BTW. The film was in Limbo Hell for over a decade because of the fact that Mercury's family wanting to basically whitewash Mercury's hedonism (in real life, Mercury was bisexual and basically fucked anything that moved and Leech's character basically was one of the few people who could keep him focused on music) and this basically caused Sasha Baron Cohn to be fired from the project as SBC wanted a warts and all bio-pic which went into graphic detail towards Freddy's drug abuse and willingness to fuck anyone and everyone that moved.

Adding to this, was the fact that the rest of the members of Queen explicitly made their involvement in the film and the band's music in said film, contingent on them having equal script approval and this allowed them as well, to basically rewrite the past and create a new narrative for the band/Mercury's life. One which downplays Mercury as the band's sole creative genius and allowing them to basically insert themselves into key moments of Mercury's creative process so that they get credit for the band's various creative breakthroughs/songs. And in turn creates the image of Mercury as a sexually confused genius who needed Queen more than the band needed him, since they "protected" him from predatory influences and helped nurture his talent and see it blossom. Which Mercury's family went along with, since it was a trade-off necessary for them to sanitize Mercury's darker impulses for the masses.

**They made Leech's character the villain of the piece because the guy he plays was long dead of AIDS and basically couldn't do anything to refute their claims of villainy. Ironically, Leech (when he did interviews to promote the film) argued that his character wasn't really a villain and saw the character as a hanger on type who loved Mercury and only did him dirty because he was afraid of being rejected and that his act of outing Mercury, ultimately ended up allowing Mercury to finally be himself without the fear it held over him.
I also heard a story that Dexter Fletcher, who ended up not only finishing the film after Fox fires Singer but also directed Rocketman, wanted to do the same what SBC wanted before he got the axe from Queen. I don’t know, to me, Bohemian Rhapsody felt shatter brained in the writing and tone that was caused by the production, due to Singer conflicts with the cast and script, and I also would think the Disney buyout (who surprisingly owns Queen’s catalog in the US) caused Fox executives to freak out.
 
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Bob knows the best way to not have a barbell fall on his head...well, you know, outside of never lifting ever because he can already bench 310 but that's besides the point! He was probably saying the same thing when the allegations about Epstein's sex island were being thrown about all willy nilly. Stoopit right wingers and your obsolete conspiracies.

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Okay so there’s going to be a good reason to do Asperger about conspiracy theories.

1) Epstein hung himself, which isn’t done in an instant and extremely preventable compared to other methods, in federal prison where there isn’t even a mattress or CLOTHING with a wire he so happens to find.

2) He was on suicide watch and monitored by a few cameras so there is no way that someone didn’t see/hear/not notice when he was hanging himself, alone in his cell, unless they’ve been given money.

I am not one to be into conspiracy theories on the level of Alex Jones, but EVERYONE ON BOTH SIDES OF THE SPECTRUM can agree that this is too damn convenient and too damn suspicious.
 
I honestly though he made a interesting note to Disney about needing to be careful of not fucking up their streaming plan because let’s be honest here, their streaming service is nothing but cashing in on a oversaturated market.

I'm sure even Bob is capable of understanding how fragile the streaming industry. Even if it's only because he doesn't want to fork over the money to multiple services to do the exact same thing.

I imagine within the coming years there will a crash within the streaming industry. Far too many companies are trying to cash in.
I guess we are the same thing as 8chan now...

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If you ever wanted to know just how much we get under Bob's skin, bare in my mind he'll name every other website he hates EXCEPT us.

He'll make comments about how much he hates those "doxxing forums", but he specifically goes out of his way to avoid mentioning us by name.
 
>Globalism is good only if you don't get stuck in a dead zone, filthy republican.
Yeah, sure. I will go to those filthy crime ridden shitholes where i will have to become a corporate slave to even make a living. Sounds like a dream come true, i can't wait for megacities to come and live in a microapartment in a block filled with foreign people and where there is a terrorist attack every day.
 
I imagine within the coming years there will a crash within the streaming industry. Far too many companies are trying to cash in.
Oh dude there might be one two to three years from now and I think Netflix might burn to the ground because of it. The reason being is because since all the studios and their parent owners are pulling content out of there, they’re going to have to rely on over expensive content that is dogshit.
 
If you ever wanted to know just how much we get under Bob's skin, bare in my mind he'll name every other website he hates EXCEPT us.
It makes me wonder it's a tacit admission that we are right about his life. Of course Bob can't consciously admit it, but we have dissected his life and psychology for over 2000 pages and there has to be more than a few grains of truth in this thread. Bob's life has effectively plateaued. I do not believe that he will gain many more followers on YouTube or find work on the larger and more influential entertainment websites. Hell, he is almost forty and still hasn't had any significant relationships much less any children to spread his genes. I would blame this on both his repulsive appearance and attitude. Does he believe that any woman seeking a serious relationship would want to hook up with an ugly gonk that believes that wearing a Super Mario Bros. blazer over a t-shirt is the height modern fashion? (PROTIP: It's not.)

Bob's not without a degree of self-awareness. Did he not admit that he was seeing a psychologist? I believe that he knows on some visceral level that most of the people he sucks up to hate him for being a white heterosexual male and will never accept him no matter how many "obsolete" white males he throws under the bus. He will never gain the prestige and influence he wants and when the Escapist goes tits up (again) and the Patreon dollars dry up, he will be just another miserable middle-aged man he pissed his life away on pop culture ephemera. No matter how much Bob rants on Twitter about how he's a "21st Century Man" (whatever the hell that is), he will never get to the top of the mountain.
 
It makes me wonder it's a tacit admission that we are right about his life. Of course Bob can't consciously admit it, but we have dissected his life and psychology for over 2000 pages and there has to be more than a few grains of truth in this thread
The fact that he avoids talking about the farms directly is already evidence enough that we are on track. Not 100% right but sufficiently right for him to be afraid of acknowledgeing that the farms exist and we are fascinated about his life and everything that revolves around his gravitational field.

Personally i think he's afraid of conceding that we might be right on track. That everything we especulate about is completely right or even halfway right. Because god knows that one of Bob's biggest fears, even more of his own failure in life, is to concede that someone he doesn't like is right.
 
Bob knows the best way to not have a barbell fall on his head...well, you know, outside of never lifting ever because he can already bench 310 but that's besides the point! He was probably saying the same thing when the allegations about Epstein's sex island were being thrown about all willy nilly. Stoopit right wingers and your obsolete conspiracies.

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People who voted for Trump because they wanted to protect their jobs and feed their families? Absolute subhuman scum, he can go off on day after day for literally years. Actual repeat child rapist and sex slaver? The strongest condemnation Blob cares to utter is "prick."

See what I mean? Sociopath.
 
People who voted for Trump because they wanted to protect their jobs and feed their families? Absolute subhuman scum, he can go off on day after day for literally years. Actual repeat child rapist and sex slaver? The strongest condemnation Blob cares to utter is "prick."

See what I mean? Sociopath.
It’s all associated with political ideologies. Notice how Bob never shows strong condemnation against Harvey Weinstein because he was a mega donor for the Democrats and was a employee for Disney.
 
It’s all associated with political ideologies. Notice how Bob never shows strong condemnation against Harvey Weinstein because he was a mega donor for the Democrats and was a employee for Disney.
It's pretty common for sociopaths to form their own concept of good and evil that relates far more to abstract concepts than actual behavior.
 
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So this happened...

This is just riddled with conspiracy theory that is close to being true, and Bob loves to make fun of people who makes conspiracy theories, doesn’t he?
Bob's directly tweeted about this only once (as of this writing). I checked his replies and found this.

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Side note, isn't Peter Coffin the guy that claimed to be married only for it to come out that his wife was a Real Doll?

EDIT: Yes indeed he is.

My question is this: Why can't he EVER say anything directly without trying to flower up the language so poorly that it's distracting or without using a pop culture reference? Just come out and say you want a real purge to happen only to the midwest that you can watch on Disney PPV?

While he's not getting angry that Epstein is dead as that's for lesser, filthy creatures who work for a living to suffer through, he did get quite mad at Universal pulling The Hunt.

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Questionable or not, everyone agrees that this seems too convenient for this to happen, even if they’re blaming Trump/Barr/the Clintons/etc. on this.
Oh yeah, especially since he was put on suicide watch earlier because he had neck injuries, which they never confirmed were self inflicted or inflicted by another inmate/guard, then they took him off watch for no apparent reason.

Here's a more reliable source:
http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/08/jeffrey-epstein-dies-by-suicide-report.html

We just should be careful about spreading possible wrong information because it makes it easier for the Bobs of the world to say, "Hurr durr, conspiracy theory!" and bury it.
 
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