Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Why even save those? At least put them out with the trash if you won't recycle them.

When your only accomplishment is binge drinking your choice of trophies are limited.

 

[Useless Idiot]

QFT. Using Bob's rhetoric and methods as a club against the left in general is unfair to the point of dishonesty. Bob has latched on to the left because he perceives them as being intellectually superior, and so gets to stroke his ego by finding common cause with them via babbling jibber-jabbering tweets he thinks sound super smart.

Bob's rhetoric is frequently the exact opposite of left-wing, too. He is literally a social darwinist of a kind vastly more extreme than even the most lolworthy anarcho-capitalist. He actually sounds like a fucking Randroid given his tendency to treat other people like worthless parasites and the frequency with which he claims said parasites are preventing an explosion of economic and technological wonder because they hamstring The Superior Man. If you replaced a few specific words in his tweets, he'd sound like an Atlas Shrugged monologue. He's just unwilling to be an Ayn Rand cultist because the lefty cool kids hate her and he's desperate for positive attention.

So, really, he's temperamentally a hardline social darwinist, he just focuses on poor white people as the parasites in need of extermination because it's more socially acceptable than saying the same thing about black people. He probably would be saying the same thing about blacks or Jews if he lived in the '30s.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bernie and NAFTA sperging.

I guess we now know what Bob jerks off to.

 

[instythot]

Bernie and NAFTA sperging.
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I guess we now know what Bob jerks off to.
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This line of NAFTA sperging is puzzling. Does Bob know that a huge chunk of NAFTA revolves around Leafistan and what their general ethnic background is?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Report: 'The Hunt' Script Targets 'Social Justice Warriors, Trump Supporters, Outrage Culture'

A script, believed to be for canceled Universal Pictures movie "The Hunt" has reportedly leaked and appears to show that outrage over the film and its politically charged plot was misplaced.

www.breitbart.com

Apparently that Hunt movie Bob really wanted to watch before Universal pulled the plug bashes SJWs.

 

[instythot]

Report: 'The Hunt' Script Targets 'Social Justice Warriors, Trump Supporters, Outrage Culture'

A script, believed to be for canceled Universal Pictures movie "The Hunt" has reportedly leaked and appears to show that outrage over the film and its politically charged plot was misplaced.

www.breitbart.com

Apparently that Hunt movie Bob really wanted to watch before Universal pulled the plug bashes SJWs.

Well the cancellation certainly makes sense then.

Movie exec 1: "Uh oh. Looks like our target audience wants nothing to do with the film"
Movie exec 2: "oh shit. Well, we better pull it!"

 

[Judge Dredd]

Bob's rhetoric is frequently the exact opposite of left-wing, too. He is literally a social darwinist of a kind vastly more extreme than even the most lolworthy anarcho-capitalist. He actually sounds like a fucking Randroid given his tendency to treat other people like worthless parasites and the frequency with which he claims said parasites are preventing an explosion of economic and technological wonder because they hamstring The Superior Man. If you replaced a few specific words in his tweets, he'd sound like an Atlas Shrugged monologue. He's just unwilling to be an Ayn Rand cultist because the lefty cool kids hate her and he's desperate for positive attention.

The difference is that Ayn Rand actually liked anyone who was willing to work, not just the elite. At least in what I read of Atlus Shrugged. I think Bob would have more in common with James Taggart and his friends. Living a miserable existence and being resentful of anyone more successful than him. It's been a while since I read it and I never finished it, but wasn't James a useful idiot who's only friends were people who could use him to get what they want?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I doubt Blob has the stamina to deliver a Rand monologue.

 

[instythot]

I doubt Blob has the stamina to deliver a Rand monologue.

He's got the stamina to yell about BvS for longer than the film's running time...

 

[Arctic Fox]

Every time I check this thread I am astounded by just how spiteful and bigoted Bob is. It's fucking far out, it really is.
I can not even imagine hating people and spewing venom at the rate he does. Must be exhausting, shouldn't it? He's on that shitty website all the time bitching bitching bitching.
Gotta give him credit, he's a stubborn fuck. He really is.
Still, a debate would be so entertaining.

 

[instythot]

Every time I check this thread I am astounded by just how spiteful and bigoted Bob is. It's fucking far out, it really is.
I can not even imagine hating people and spewing venom at the rate he does. Must be exhausting, shouldn't it? He's on that shitty website all the time bitching bitching bitching.
Gotta give him credit, he's a stubborn fuck. He really is.
Still, a debate would be so entertaining.

Bob strikes me as similar to the type of bigot who hates the negros despite having never even met one.

A debate would be entertaining, yes. What I really want to see is a travel show where Bob is forced to explore middle America, meeting people who are going to be friendly and nice to him until they get to know him. Then we cut to the talking head interview segment where Bob explains his feelings on the people who just graciously fed him, took him shooting, etc. and he explains at length what obsolete racists they are

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob strikes me as similar to the type of bigot who hates the negros despite having never even met one.

Has Bob actually traveled anywhere outside his whitebread Bahston suburb bubble aside from visiting a couple of conventions?

 

[instythot]

Has Bob actually traveled anywhere outside his whitebread Bahston suburb bubble aside from visiting a couple of conventions?

I think Chip took him on a family resort vacation once. Possibly out of fear of how the house would look when they got back

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Has Bob actually traveled anywhere outside his whitebread Bahston suburb bubble aside from visiting a couple of conventions?

He visited Mexico last year for a wedding. It of course produced plenty of lulz, such as when photographic evidence proved that Bob spent most of the vacation hunched over his cell phone on Twitter while everyone else was having fun.

It also was discussed a few months ago that Bob possibly wore a dirty polo underneath his suit.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I think Chip took him on a family resort vacation once. Possibly out of fear of how the house would look when they got back

He visited Mexico last year for a wedding. It of course produced plenty of lulz, such as when photographic evidence proved that Bob spent most of the vacation hunched over his cell phone on Twitter while everyone else was having fun.

It also was discussed a few months ago that Bob possibly wore a dirty polo underneath his suit.

So there's a substantial chance the vast majority of Bob's real life experience with non-white people is servants at a resort fetching him Pabst Blue Ribbon and Mountain Dew on ice.

 

[instythot]

It also was discussed a few months ago that Bob possibly wore a dirty polo underneath his suit.

Holy shit. A short sleeved shirt under a suit that fits so badly? Sargon is so unoriginal that he even had to steal that idea

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So there's a substantial chance the vast majority of Bob's real life experience with non-white people is servants at a resort fetching him Pabst Blue Ribbon and Mountain Dew on ice.

Small wonder he's in favor of importing them. In his mind, they'll gladly take care of all the icky hard work while "intellectuals" like him live the good life they've "earned."
I'd say he ought to leave his bubble and experience real life, but... he'd probably be beaten to death.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

So there's a substantial chance the vast majority of Bob's real life experience with non-white people is servants at a resort fetching him Pabst Blue Ribbon and Mountain Dew on ice.

Small wonder he's in favor of importing them. In his mind, they'll gladly take care of all the icky hard work while "intellectuals" like him live the good life they've "earned."
I'd say he ought to leave his bubble and experience real life, but... he'd probably be beaten to death.

The hired help wouldn't make fun of his Mario blazer either, at least not to his face. Really puts his claims that minorities are "the real working class" into perspective. He likes them better because in his experience they know their place, which is serving him drinks. Working class whites on the other hand are uppity and call him a fat faggot.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Has Bob commented on this yet? Something tells me he’d get a huge wet dream from it.

Hong Kong protesters call for 'Mulan' boycott

Liu Yifei, the actress starring in Disney's upcoming live-action "Mulan", waded into the Hong Kong protest controversy on Thursday by expressing support for the Hong Kong police.

www.google.com

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Every time I check this thread I am astounded by just how spiteful and bigoted Bob is. It's fucking far out, it really is.
I can not even imagine hating people and spewing venom at the rate he does. Must be exhausting, shouldn't it? He's on that shitty website all the time bitching bitching bitching.
Gotta give him credit, he's a stubborn fuck. He really is.
Still, a debate would be so entertaining.

I’ve been following this thread for, maybe, about year now and is it just me or is Bob becoming more and more open with his hatred? I don’t remember him so frequently using words like obsolete or worthless before a few months ago. What will it take to finally get him to say “kill whitey”? The Escapist giving him the boot? An actual recession so his Patreon dries up? Boston collapses under his weight? That one arcade he likes to go to bans him for accosting customers and smelling like feet and beer sweat? I’m gonna need more butter for my Cheeto flavored popcorn, because that’s apparently a thing, to fully enjoy this.

All kidding aside, I really think we’ve got another year before something happens and Bobbyboi goes completely off reservation. Check back in in 2020 to laugh at how wrong I am.