Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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bob gets mad at people in other states telling him what to do/like
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I guess the superior future/giga-neo-new-new-york is bikeless ;_;
 
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I bet if you pull them britches down, Bob's completely smooth and hairless down there like a Ken doll.

Seriously, though. You'll knock 'em dead at the video arcade in that fetching ensemble. The thirteen-year-olds following you around pointing and laughing are obviously just in awe of such a Superior Man from a Superior Future. The only thing that could make this outfit better is switching out the jeans for cargo jorts.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
A few pages back we established that the entirety of Bob's experiences with non-white, non-American people was probably at a couple of resorts the family took him on vacation to. There's no evidence of him traveling anywhere else outside of the country, or even one of the more ethnically diverse regions within the country.

Liberals tend to really downplay how reactionary and homophobic a lot of the wonderful, melanin enriched citizens of the world's non-white countries are. In the USA I'm usually one of the more conservative people in a casual group, and I live in a conservative area to begin with. When politics comes up overseas, I practically feel like Mr. Moderate Progressive. And I've never been to Europe, so it wasn't the devil honkies talking about dangerous deviant homosexuals, the importance of respecting authority, and the need for more brutal punishments for miscreants who smoke weed.
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Any liberals who do know about it will probably blame colonialism, and say that the brown people are more conservative in their own countries because they absorbed Victorian-era attitudes from whitey which have since softened among us but somehow got frozen among them.
 
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Rei is shit said:
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I want to laugh, but instead I just feel sad and sorry for him.

Standing in his basement apartment, posing in those absolutely disgustingly ugly clothes. You just know he took dozens of pictures from different angles with different poses to find the one's that were the most flattering and he still looks like an inflated potato.

He knows he isn't a looker. He knows he is in his late 30s and still single with no future girlfriend in sight. But he has no idea how to remedy that. Deep down, he knows he is a loser.
 
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Jarolleon said:
Any liberals who do know about it will probably blame colonialism, and say that the brown people are more conservative in their own countries because they absorbed Victorian-era attitudes from whitey which have since softened among us but somehow got frozen among them.
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I remember seeing a post on Tumblr that basically said that, it's the fact that African countries still have cases of warring tribes and slavery when America and England stopped the slavery long ago, a dumbass deflected the blame onto the "white devils" who "left a book on war and slavery" when they took the womyn and children.
 
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Rei is shit said:
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These pictures make him look like a poor man’s Buffalo Bill. Sure looks like a legit child molester getting ready to rape a eight year log girl he kidnapped.
 
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I want to laugh, but instead I just feel sad and sorry for him.

Standing in his basement apartment, posing in those absolutely disgustingly ugly clothes. You just know he took dozens of pictures from different angles with different poses to find the one's that were the most flattering and he still looks like an inflated potato.

He knows he isn't a looker. He knows he is in his late 30s and still single with no future girlfriend in sight. But he has no idea how to remedy that. Deep down, he knows he is a loser.
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The saddest thing about this is that he posted this photo online knowing full well that people are going to make fun of him for it. Which he'll then proceed to get pissed off about.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
These pictures make him look like a poor man’s Buffalo Bill. Sure looks like a legit child molester getting ready to rape a eight year log girl he kidnapped.
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I consider him to be closer to a dollar store Francis Dolarhyde.
Every night, he screams “Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. YOU OWE ME AWE!” while violently raping his Princess Peach body pillow.
 
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