Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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You know what bring his blood to a boil more than anything? More than Trump, more than Gamergate, more than insulting his cooking?

Implying that he was rehired by the Escapist because of nepotism and that he didn't really earn his current position as a D-list pop-culture commentator.

I have been following Bob for years and I have NEVER seen him go from zero to furius as quickly as then. Check his Twitter if you don't believe me.
He comes across as less furious about that to me and more like he's trying to hide that he's sobbing into his keyboard. Seeing him call it libel and whine that people who say that to him aren't banned is always good for a chuckle.

People should also make like Tommy Wiseau and ask him about his sex life (or lack thereof) more too. I'm pretty sure that's another extremely sore spot for him.
 
Knowing he's this bothered by the Mtn Dew chicken meme of all things bring me joy. Being thought of as a genocide advocate? Water off a duck's ass. Pointing out that he's a shit cook with shit taste? Fuming.

If there's one thing I have learned to be true in this life it is this:

There isn't a fat man alive who doesn't consider himself a gourmet, when in reality he is little more than a human garbage disposal, indiscriminately shoveling anything that's been touched by lard, sugar or salt into his flabby maw
 
You know what bring his blood to a boil more than anything? More than Trump, more than Gamergate, more than insulting his cooking?

Implying that he was rehired by the Escapist because of nepotism and that he didn't really earn his current position as a D-list pop-culture commentator.

I have been following Bob for years and I have NEVER seen him go from zero to furius as quickly as then. Check his Twitter if you don't believe me.

I love how his second run at The Escapist has played out so far. Because it perfectly encapsulates the never-ending cycle of misery that is Bob's life:
  • He gets fired in 2015 for being such an out of control anti-gamergate sperg
  • He gets rehired by a guy who is just as much a sperg as he is because of politics
  • That guy ends up leaving the website after defending GamerGate (after making a huge spiel about it when rehiring Bob)
  • Bob now has to watch the one guy protecting him at the Escapist get consumed by the exact people he defended and propped up for all these years
  • He of course can't speak out like he wants to because he doesn't want to get targeted by the internet mob he loves to be a part of when doesn't involve his interests
  • He has to sit there angrily watching by as his one in at the Escapist leaves the website, all the while he gets exposed for the true hypocrite he is
Nothing sums up Bob Chipman more than his saga at the Escapist. It perfectly represents just what a hypocritical, baseless, angry and dumb human being he is.
 
You know what bring his blood to a boil more than anything? More than Trump, more than Gamergate, more than insulting his cooking?

Implying that he was rehired by the Escapist because of nepotism and that he didn't really earn his current position as a D-list pop-culture commentator.

I have been following Bob for years and I have NEVER seen him go from zero to furius as quickly as then. Check his Twitter if you don't believe me.
This is 100% true. I swear to God he must be constantly searching his name, because if you badmouth him to former or current Escapist staff, he'll find the tweet and reply.
 
If there's one thing I have learned to be true in this life it is this:

There isn't a fat man alive who doesn't consider himself a gourmet, when in reality he is little more than a human garbage disposal, indiscriminately shoveling anything that's been touched by lard, sugar or salt into his flabby maw

The only exception to this are large black men who can cook a mean barbeque. In fact, I've never seen a fat man who couldn't cook a barbeque that would knock your teeth out. Except Bob. Barbeque is as elusive to him as female attention is.
 
The only exception to this are large black men who can cook a mean barbeque. In fact, I've never seen a fat man who couldn't cook a barbeque that would knock your teeth out. Except Bob. Barbeque is as elusive to him as female attention is.
That's because knowledge of how to cook good barbecue comes from all those wasteland ghoul states, and Bob ain't having any of that. He's also being a good ally by living up to "the white people can't cook or properly season food" stereotype.
 
NOOOOO A GLOBAL GOVERNMENT IS WHAT I DESERVED
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It's kind of incredible that there are people so committed to philosophy and ideology (not any one in particularly - the CONCEPTS of ideology and philosophy) that they can hear this from *Tucker Carlson* and think "WOW! Even HE gets it!" and not "Huh... maybe this is wrong?"

In Bob's worldview, it is incredible that people actually have a belief system instead of simply taking the exact opposite position that somebody they hate took.
 
I was wondering something. Has anyone been resourceful enough to obtain first hand witness accounts of Bob's time as, in his own words, a probable high school shooter?

I'm imagining a lot of comic book guy smugness and tard rage tantrums with flipped tables and "I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALREADY I'M NOT GAY FOR MARIO"
 
What expenditures does Bobbyboi have that he has to Google “local bulk deals on cheap freezeable food”?
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I cannot imagine he makes more than a thousand YangGang bucks a month from Adsense and The Escapist. If’n I’m right that would mean he’s bringing in about a thousand bucks a week, 52k a year, all for being an unlikeable sperg. So what is he buying that requires his doughy ass to supposedly clip coupons? I’m judging by his tone that he doesn’t enjoy it. Could we have been wrong this whole time? Is it really Chip and Co. that’s living off of Bob? Is the only way Bob can interact with his family is to pay them for their time? Probably not but man that’d be hilarious.
 
What expenditures does Bobbyboi have that he has to Google “local bulk deals on cheap freezeable food”?
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I cannot imagine he makes more than a thousand YangGang bucks a month from Adsense and The Escapist. If’n I’m right that would mean he’s bringing in about a thousand bucks a week, 52k a year, all for being an unlikeable sperg. So what is he buying that requires his doughy ass to supposedly clip coupons? I’m judging by his tone that he doesn’t enjoy it. Could we have been wrong this whole time? Is it really Chip and Co. that’s living off of Bob? Is the only way Bob can interact with his family is to pay them for their time? Probably not but man that’d be hilarious.

Well I'll tell you this, "bulk cheap freezable food" isn't a good strategy for eating healthy.
 
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