Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Film critic Robert 'Moviebob' Chipman defends a female Antifa member from fascists and Boston PD during Milo Yamadamadingdong's 'Straight Pride Parade' (Boston, 2019)
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Please, Bob. Please, please, please, PLEASE lay your stupid meaty fists on a badge. Do it. Please. You'll be a hero. You'll be famous. All the approval, adulation, and celebrity you crave is there for the taking. All you need do is reach out and draw it to you. Punch a cop, Bob. Just one. Show us how very brave and principled you are. Even better, bring your old zapper to one of these rallies, paint it matte black, and point it at them! That'll show how courageous and bash-the-fash you truly are.

Do it, Bob. Legend awaits.
Notice how he's hovering around the small women? White knighting is thirsty business.
 
This is mostly because he was just standing there doing nothing and tweeting on his phone and not actually serving any purpose. If he was supposed to be "blocking smaller bodies" he fucking failed because he just said the other bitch was right next to him. What's funny about all this is that you can clearly see the violence in his own side just from the story he tells, of the stupid girl obviously trying to start something with an officer, but...
 
Kind of dickish to say that about a black person, Bob. Punching down and all. What would all the Idpols you pander to love so much think?

Is the button up shirt too small or am I just being a bully? It looks too tight on his upper arm. And is he wearing a gay pride American flag shirt? Also lol at mixing patterns YET again.
Ironically, no self self respecting gay man would be caught dead in or near that getup.
 
is it just me, or is that getup even more exceptional than "repurposed upholstery off grandma's sofa jacket"?
Grandmas have way better outfits than Bob. Most grandmas I’ve seen know color coordination and know how to wear prints. Bob should just stick to a T-shirt in his correct size that has no garish prints and straight leg jeans. It would make him look less like a neckbeard.
 
I've known blind people able to dress themselves better than Bob. I'd send the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy team over to Bob's house to fix his wardrobe and lifestyle, but I'm sure they'd conclude that he was gay and was thus, not qualified for their show.

Nah, pretty sure they'd look at Bobo, his choice of clothing and his life style and say "We are gay, but not fucking wizards to fix THIS trainwreck"
 
capped for reference after he actually sees this movie
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I'm pretty sure killing kulaks is part of his superior future wet dream
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He's already getting ready to resent the impact the film has the potential to generate. I wonder if it will even occur to him the success of it is most likely a dark mirror of all that bland cape shit he likes, since it's a super hero movie with some actual writting relavent to reality.
 
Bob's going to hate the Joker movie for the same reason Bob hates any movie that's even slightly complex or has ambiguous morality themes: Bob hates having to think. He's not good at puzzling out moral complexities. He loves capeshit because those movies make it completely and starkly clear who the good guys are, who the bad guys are, and point out very clearly which is which. Having to actually think about a movie, for Bob, defeats the whole purpose of watching a movie in the first place: to forget for several hours that he is Bob Chipman, an unlikable and unliked not very smart fat man in failing health with no social life whose entire life is inconsequential, forgettable, and completely disposable.

I'll also point out that in Bob's little story about the small female protester (did you just assume her gender?) she's screaming at the cop. Bob himself is not brave enough to scream at the cop. He was just standing there meekly in his dressed-by-a-blind-man attire, probably avoiding direct eye contact with absolutely anybody. Bob will never take a swing at a cop. Bob will never take a swing at a "fascist". This is because Bob is a giant pussy. And a cop at a protest is never going to be concerned about Bob because Bob is quite clearly no kind of threat to anyone.
 
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