Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Remember when Bob was sperging about how young Americans are fleeing to the big cities because the rust belt towns suck?

Well, has that working out Bob.
 
Bob doesnt like nintendo games being called toys
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Imagine thinking Nintendo one of the main reasons videogames are now a cornerstone of mass media deserves to go bankrupt because they at one time thought videogames were nothing but toys (alot of early ninty games are toy like in the simplistic pick up play with for ten minutes and put down sense) and in fact had to market the NES as a toy with rob the robot because of the video game crash of the eighties made retailers very nervous about stocking a console by itself
What a oxygen thief this goober is
 
I'm guessing Bob once did an IQ test and is butthurt about the result.
Pretending IQ isn't real has been a thing on the left for years. I remember way back on RPG.net before it came out as a completely left-wing hive where supporting Gamergate or voting Trump was cause for banning a truly ridiculous number of people who would rush out to say "IQ doesn't mean anything" when discussing, for example, RPG intelligence stats. The issue is that IQ tests are "racist", which is to say, that their precious black people score badly on them. In their way of thinking, it's axiomatic that this must therefore say something about the tests rather than about black people.
 
This was a reply to "what pop culture thing ruined your name"
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Fight Club ruined Bob by portraying his bitch tits accurately.

I really hope "no fun allowed dante" is a poe. Either way, Bob thinks it takes bravery to give shitty hot takes about vidya on Twitter.
 
I remember Bob referring to video game consoles as toys in a very early video of his. I think he's disagreeing with the twitterer's assertion that Nintendo consoles aren't toys, but he likes the cut of the guy's jib so he's showing support for him. It would make sense that Bob wants consoles to be toys - not to legitimize consoles but to legitimize the idea of adults playing with toys.
 
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I remember Bob referring to video game consoles as toys in a very early video of his. I think he's disagreeing with the twitterer's assertion that Nintendo consoles aren't toys, but he likes the cut of the guy's jib so he's showing support for him. It would make sense that Bob wants consoles to be toys - not to legitimize consoles but to legitimize the idea of adults playing with toys.
You beat me to it, but when Bob says "you're very wrong" I think he's referring to the claim that the GameCube controller sucked.

Bob has been saying "video games are toys" for a long time, only abandoning it when it's time to say that video games are art. I don't know if he believes either argument as both are done for convenience. "Video games are toys" is used to justify his hatred of CoD, Mass Effect, and other "mature" games that he doesn't like. Admitting that games are art would make his crusades against them look like censorship.
 
Who? Who has ever even thought of this scenario? I have never even heard of anyone ever saying anything remotely close to this besides Bob. Maybe this is Bob’s wet dream and he doesn’t know how to get it off his chest other than saying “well SOME people think this”.

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Who? Who has ever even thought of this scenario? I have never even heard of anyone ever saying anything remotely close to this besides Bob. Maybe this is Bob’s wet dream and he doesn’t know how to get it off his chest other than saying “well SOME people think this”.

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Moviebob: Intelligence is the only virtue.

Also Moviebob: Nancy Pelosi is the Vice President of the United States.
 
Pretending IQ isn't real has been a thing on the left for years. I remember way back on RPG.net before it came out as a completely left-wing hive where supporting Gamergate or voting Trump was cause for banning a truly ridiculous number of people who would rush out to say "IQ doesn't mean anything" when discussing, for example, RPG intelligence stats. The issue is that IQ tests are "racist", which is to say, that their precious black people score badly on them. In their way of thinking, it's axiomatic that this must therefore say something about the tests rather than about black people.

Jordanbpetersonmeme.jpg: "it depends on what you mean by Intelligence"

IQ tests aren't a particularly good measure of intelligence. They are kind of a good measure of one type of intelligence.

It is very good at measuring things that Correlate with intelligence, and its better at measuring things that show functionality in the modern labor market
 
Who? Who has ever even thought of this scenario? I have never even heard of anyone ever saying anything remotely close to this besides Bob. Maybe this is Bob’s wet dream and he doesn’t know how to get it off his chest other than saying “well SOME people think this”.

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That Tweet just shows that Bob does know jackshit about the Presidential Line of Succession. Jesus fucking Christ, Bob, if Trump gets impeached Pence is the next President, you bumbling idiot.
 
That Tweet just shows that Bob does know jackshit about the Presidential Line of Succession. Jesus fucking Christ, Bob, if Trump gets impeached Pence is the next President, you bumbling idiot.

There's a strain of thought (if you can call it such a thing) that insists Pence will be impeached alongside Trump, despite there being literally no fucking reason for doing so.
 
There's a strain of thought (if you can call it such a thing) that insists Pence will be impeached alongside Trump, despite there being literally no fucking reason for doing so.
The possibility of that is even less than zero, that's not even worth a serious discussion. Such things are Twatter fan fiction not more not less.
If the Dems would pull such a stunt it would become visible to the whole world that the impeachment is nothing more than a Coup d'état and it literally could have the same effect the Bombing of Fort Sumter had back in 1861.
 
There's a strain of thought (if you can call it such a thing) that insists Pence will be impeached alongside Trump, despite there being literally no fucking reason for doing so.

I think that's because Spiro Agnew got implicated in the Nixon investigations over the Watergate scandal. Spiro Agnew was implicated because he was actively involved in Nixon's shady dealings and wasn't an empty suit like Mike Pence.

Pence is barely involved in the Trump Administration at all. He's just an insurance policy for Trump who was picked to get the remnants of the Religious Right to vote for him in 2016 instead of staying home.
 
There's a strain of thought (if you can call it such a thing) that insists Pence will be impeached alongside Trump, despite there being literally no fucking reason for doing so.
First of all hasn't Pelosi been reported as deciding not to hold a vote on the Ukraine stuff? Essentially admitting defeat on impeachment.
Second fucking lol Bob.
Hillary is not going to stage a Nixon comeback.
Biden has been shithammed by this Ukraine stuff and now Warren looks she's gong to be the one that gets torn apart by Trump...But Hillary trying and getting smacked down for a third and final time would the height of comedy.
Beat still my heart Bob's reactions to the whole ordeal would be fucking golden.
But really are you surprised by any of this autism?
Bob not knowing shit about politics, and his insistence on commenting on it despite the fact, is part of who he is.
Of course he wouldn't know how impeachment works or thinks that Hillary is gonna make a miracle comeback.
 
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