Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I'm starting to believe that Bob wants people to make fun of him.
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For example, if Hillary says she wants to gas gay niggers, Bob will support gasing gay niggers. If Brianna Wu says Captain Marvel sucks, then Bob says it sucks.
Oh no, he'd just say they were having a bad day. Or for Hilary, explain that she's just doing it for political reasons like when it came out that she voted for ICE when people were trying to claim she would have gotten rid of it.
 
I'm starting to believe that Bob wants people to make fun of him.
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This honestly doesn't look all that bad, considering Bob's standards.

He's got that shit on the walls of his bedroom.

Between that and the zebra print blankie, any female over the age of 14 will be running like they are being chased by 20 AIDS pitbulls upon witnessing that rape lair.
Once again I gotta be fair here. It's still slightly less creepy than Maddox's room.
 
Bob being a proud "neo-liberal" shill explains the main reason why he is such a shill:
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Yes the main reason why he is such a shill is because he is unfortunately under the curse of being a male mayonnaise ghoul.
 
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Bob being a proud "neo-liberal" shill explains the main reason why he is such a shill:
Yes the main reason why he is such a shill is because he has unfortunately under the curse of being a male mayonnaise ghoul.
I want to invent some kind of contest between Bob and an Ikea manual author for who can be less clear about their points.
 
Bob being a proud "neo-liberal" shill explains the main reason why he is such a shill:
Yes the main reason why he is such a shill is because he has unfortunately under the curse of being a male mayonnaise ghoul.
Jeez, this guy thinks the concept of "selling out" is something only white people have? That's some quality MovieBob content.
 
Bob being a proud "neo-liberal" shill explains the main reason why he is such a shill:
Yes the main reason why he is such a shill is because he has unfortunately under the curse of being a male mayonnaise ghoul.

I know that as a leftist the answer should be obvious, but has Bob never heard of the word "integrity" before?
 
Bob being a proud "neo-liberal" shill explains the main reason why he is such a shill:
Yes the main reason why he is such a shill is because he is unfortunately under the curse of being a male mayonnaise ghoul.
This comes across more his him subtly being bitter that if only he had more melanin, he could shill to his heart's content and nobody would call him out on it.

More proof that Bob doesn't hang out with people who aren't white.
 
This comes across more his him subtly being bitter that if only he had more melanin, he could shill to his heart's content and nobody would call him out on it.

More proof that Bob doesn't hang out with people who aren't white.
Hasn't he used or agreed with people calling someone an "Uncle Tom"? Cause that's also a "sell-out" in the way it's usually used.
 
This is the one case of a man who could take bedroom tips from Maddox and actually improve his chances of getting laid.

Also "supposed" homophobia :story:
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ONLY BERNIE BROS WOULD SAY exceptional YEARS AGO
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Remember when California prop-8, banning gay marriage, was favored by 70% of black voters and they showed up to vote due to Obama being on the ballot?

I remember it, as much as the left tries to shield blacks from their non-progressive views they (and Latinos) are very socially conservative. It’s entirely NOT surprising they would not support Buttigieg based on him being gay and not his politics.
 
I want to invent some kind of contest between Bob and an Ikea manual author for who can be less clear about their points.
Ikea authors at least have a point, even if never clear. I'm not convinced it's just Bob's self-important word choice that makes him indecipherable at times; I think he genuinely isn't saying anything, and is covering it up by creating 30 word long vocabulary disasters. He probably could fake research essays through a couple of classes with an annoyed teacher who skimmed it and handed him a B to go away, and has never learned anything else because he's a lazy sack of lard.

Plus, every hot take he has is liable to backfire, so it's safer to express the literary equivalent of a Rorschach test. That way when the "Right side of History" is declared, he can pretend it's what he always meant, because Bob is also a huge coward.
 
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