Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

The recent political storm in the US has cause Robert Chipman to go on a RAMPAGE and he is DESTROYING all conservatards in his path!

Spoiler: Russian's Ammirite

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“"Tacky, cheaper to buy, increasingly operated by non-specific Russian accents and much more likely to be a sexual predator?" https://t.co/dKL8jgjnG2”

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“The President of The United States GAVE Putin's Russia - an enemy nation - a U.S. Military Base; and Republicans are okay with this because staving off white obsolescence is more important than their Country. https://t.co/IH1HadK09U”

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archived 16 Nov 2019 12:25:43 UTC

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The only reason why Bob is angry about the US reducing it's presence in Syria is mostly because his waifu Hillary wanted to increase the US's presence and because evil orange man is doing it.

Also, Bob decides to continue to cry about the Evangelical menace.

Spoiler: Two kinds of people - thinkers and believers.

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“Trafficked into the Evangelical Adoption racket by the gangsters at Bethany Christian Services, no doubt - the "lucky" will "only" wind up brainwashed into zealots... literal slavery or worse awaits others. Two kinds of people - thinkers and believers. This is what believers do...

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archived 16 Nov 2019 12:37:54 UTC

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What dullards like Blob don't understand is this isn't winning anything for Russia.

Now they have to deal with the perpetual shit machine that has existed there since at least the 80's.

Let Russia pump endless resources into fighting an endless war instead of us. Let them send their kids to die and have their souls leeched by perpetual deployment.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

What dullards like Blob don't understand is this isn't winning anything for Russia.

Now they have to deal with the perpetual shit machine that has existed there since at least the 80's.

Let Russia pump endless resources into fighting an endless war instead of us. Let them send their kids to die and have their souls leeched by perpetual deployment.

Counterpoint: the forever war provides us a way to dispose of obsolete underclass wastelanders. It also provides something else to act sanctimonious about (concern for vets). A win-win for those inhabiting the supiror fututre.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

What dullards like Blob don't understand is this isn't winning anything for Russia.

Now they have to deal with the perpetual shit machine that has existed there since at least the 80's.

Let Russia pump endless resources into fighting an endless war instead of us. Let them send their kids to die and have their souls leeched by perpetual deployment.

Bob is like a little kid on this matter. It's bad because it's in the hands of DRUMPF but when someone else has to deal with it, it's the US cowardly conceding to the enemies of freedom. For him there is no way this is good because it was a decision made by the wrong president.

 

[Kyria the Great]

With Bob, I still cannot believe he hasn't found the irony in his "Thinkers vs Believers" where in his own statement is driven by a bizarre belief that he is 100% right. Though "Thinkers vs Believers" has to perhaps be my favorite Bobisms of his (in)famous phrases.

 

[Neko GF]

Bob's "Thinkers vs Believers" mindset becomes even more exceptional and hypocritical when you realise that he mindlessly eats up the opinions and takes of lefty twitter journos, all major left wing major media corporations, the majority of pop-culture "critics" (Lindsay Ellis, Harry Harris and discount Lindsay Ellis in particular) and generally doesn't do much research outside of these sources. He barely thinks, he just Consooms.

Also, Bob has unfortunately decided to change his pinned tweet from the autistic TDS Mario propaganda to a boring logo design.

Spoiler: I preferred the old tweet

The old pinned tweet was a more accurate representation of Bob. That being an angry man-child with a severe case of Trump derangement syndrome.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I haven't read much of this thread, but I hear Bob dreams that everyone lives crammed together in tech-saturated cities. That would mean a nightmare to him is a quiet rural place in nature?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I haven't read much of this thread, but I hear Bob dreams that everyone lives crammed together in tech-saturated cities. That would mean a nightmare to him would be a quiet rural place out in nature?

Yes. He believes country people are obsolete and should be exterminated to free up resources for the intellectual class (of which he is a member, of course.)

 

[ToroidalBoat]

He believes country people are obsolete and should be exterminated

oh wow

I didn't know it was that extreme. How often does he bring it up?

 

[BubbleButt]

Nope, he really was referring to the fact that he's not in a XXXL coffin. As evidenced here:

Spoiler: Hasn't been killed by High Cholesterol yet

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In short, the only thing listed there that could even be considered to be an "accomplishment" is that he hasn't keeled over due to his cholesterol. And even then it's more of an anomaly/ surprise in Bob's case.

I don't feel comfortable with Bob retweeting something that has the word "Niggas" in it since he's an obsolete mayonnaise ghoul. He should delete this and do 50 "Hail Anita"s in recompense.

It's just like white people quoting songs, they have to skip the "nigger" words otherwise a dozen black men jump out of your glove compartment and beat you within an inch of your life. At least that's what Salon dot com told me.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

"Cage doesn't turn down paying work." There, 6 words for what it took Bob 5 minutes and change to say.

Cage never turns down a part (or so I've heard) and is reasonably bankable. So just as a matter of averages he has a few good movies, a lot of mediocre ones, and a metric fuckton of dross, and I think he has an a reputation that reflects that on average.

Also, Bob sounds chipmukier than usual in this video. Maybe potential expulsion from the main Escapist channel has him aping Yahtzee harder than ever.

He does things that pay [to deal with financial stuff] but he focuses on things that allow him to do his own unique style of acting better

 

[Rakdos92]

With Bob, I still cannot believe he hasn't found the irony in his "Thinkers vs Believers" where in his own statement is driven by a bizarre belief that he is 100% right. Though "Thinkers vs Believers" has to perhaps be my favorite Bobisms of his (in)famous phrases.

His statement is even more stupid when you consider that the majority of scientists were and likely still are deeply religious individuals, no matter what fedora-tipping assholes and Dan Brown may claim.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

With Bob, I still cannot believe he hasn't found the irony in his "Thinkers vs Believers" where in his own statement is driven by a bizarre belief that he is 100% right. Though "Thinkers vs Believers" has to perhaps be my favorite Bobisms of his (in)famous phrases.

Well he believes the stupid shit he thinks are true.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

oh wow

I didn't know it was that extreme. How often does he bring it up?

At least once a day. Sometimes more often.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

At least once a day. Sometimes more often.

Where does he think food would come from if rural dwellers and farmers were eliminated?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Where does he think food would come from if rural dwellers and farmers were eliminated?

Moon wheat friendo. It's gonna be moon wheat. Oh and star trek replicators

 

[Mola Ram]

Where does he think food would come from if rural dwellers and farmers were eliminated?

From the STORE, insect.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Moon wheat friendo. It's gonna be moon wheat. Oh and star trek replicators

And he’ll use his moon wheat to recreate his ultra-large greasy cheeseburgers from Burger King.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

"Cage doesn't turn down paying work." There, 6 words for what it took Bob 5 minutes and change to say.

Cage never turns down a part (or so I've heard) and is reasonably bankable. So just as a matter of averages he has a few good movies, a lot of mediocre ones, and a metric fuckton of dross, and I think he has an a reputation that reflects that on average.

Also, Bob sounds chipmukier than usual in this video. Maybe potential expulsion from the main Escapist channel has him aping Yahtzee harder than ever.

Bob's analysis is kind of laughable. Back in his heyday Cage almost exclusively picked films that he knew would be a big pay day for him. He mostly went after big action films that he knew the critics probably wouldn't be fond off but would still be massive hits at the box office.

When you read up on his history, Cage just wanted what his uncle Francis Ford Coppola had. But unlike his uncle who had a passion for film, Cage was more interested in the wealth and fame that came with it.

At this point he isn't really bankable anymore. He was financially reckless with his wealth and will now accept whatever project is given to him just to try and pay his debts off.

 

[Idiotron]

Where does he think food would come from if rural dwellers and farmers were eliminated?

A lot of these "city folk" don't know shit about how food is being made.
That recent Kyle Kulinski tweet can probably be applied to Bob as well:

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“This is land by the Colorado, Kansas border from a plane. Pretty cool. I have no idea how/ why it looks like this”

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[The tired cat]

I haven't read much of this thread, but I hear Bob dreams that everyone lives crammed together in tech-saturated cities. That would mean a nightmare to him is a quiet rural place in nature?

Yeah, the guy seems to believe that the lifestyle in WH40k Hive Worlds is the true way of the future.