Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Positron said:
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Thanks for reminding us. If not for this shirt we'd have mistaken you as a 50 year old man with a 5 year old brain.
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That is one of the saddest shirts I have ever seen. It's like Bob wants to show people he's a literal basement dweller.
 
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UglyOldJafar said:
I start to wonder if considering all that racist bullshit he is sperging, it will take long for his internet reviewer "career" to break down a bit over the next year.
I mean, can you imagine this guy being invited to hold a panel at a convention or some shit?
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Right now, Bob is in the process of torpedoing his future career. This current foul spigot is sowing the seeds that are going to bite him in the ass later. Make no mistake, what Bob really wants is to be "big" (figuratively!) and have mass market appeal and influence. He's never going to get outside of the niche he's dug for himself because he can't stop saying vile things.

Take for example Roger Ebert's last book "Life Itself: A Memoir." Do you expect to find the sentiment "poor people are subhuman trash" anywhere within?
 
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unclestryker said:
Given the chance he actually leaves his basement on his own volition.



Speaking of cons it's funny that you should mention that.

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Damn, July 18th 2014, about a month before the bullshit levees broke. It's kind of surreal watching Bob before he found his true calling chimping out on Twitter.
 
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Walter Temple said:
Right now, Bob is in the process of torpedoing his future career. This current foul spigot is sowing the seeds that are going to bite him in the ass later. Make no mistake, what Bob really wants is to be "big" (figuratively!) and have mass market appeal and influence. He's never going to get outside of the niche he's dug for himself because he can't stop saying vile things.

Take for example Roger Ebert's last book "Life Itself: A Memoir." Do you expect to find the sentiment "poor people are subhuman trash" anywhere within?
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Roger Ebert could be a caustic asshole, but his vitriol was usually reserved for movies that offended the whole of humanity. You could tell that Ebert was a lover of the craft of movie-making, not just a lover of movies, and that's where he and Blob diverge: Ebert loved the art, Bob loves a product of the art. Hell, going back to RedLetterMedia, it's plain to see that they love the art of film making and not just the products-they love the craft. Does Bob even understand how a game or a movie is made? The few episodes of his I did watch from LONG ago had him more making jokes about the dialogue or the acting, and never really bringing up all the other bits and pieces that go into the work.
 
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unclestryker said:
Given the chance he actually leaves his basement on his own volition.



Speaking of cons it's funny that you should mention that.

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Hahahah at 3:40 he says that because he isn't on blip he cant maintain the quality of Gameoverthinker episodes.

Guess he dropped his handicam in a bucket of nacho cheese or something.
 
AngeloTheWizard said:
Roger Ebert could be a caustic asshole, but his vitriol was usually reserved for movies that offended the whole of humanity. You could tell that Ebert was a lover of the craft of movie-making, not just a lover of movies, and that's where he and Blob diverge: Ebert loved the art, Bob loves a product of the art. Hell, going back to RedLetterMedia, it's plain to see that they love the art of film making and not just the products-they love the craft. Does Bob even understand how a game or a movie is made? The few episodes of his I did watch from LONG ago had him more making jokes about the dialogue or the acting, and never really bringing up all the other bits and pieces that go into the work.
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He claims he does and his book was about that.

You know, his Let's Play with little analysis of what Nintendo wanted.

Hell, this autism probably does what he tried better: http://www.anatomyofgames.com/anatomy-of-a-game/
 
AngeloTheWizard said:
Roger Ebert could be a caustic asshole, but his vitriol was usually reserved for movies that offended the whole of humanity. You could tell that Ebert was a lover of the craft of movie-making, not just a lover of movies, and that's where he and Blob diverge: Ebert loved the art, Bob loves a product of the art. Hell, going back to RedLetterMedia, it's plain to see that they love the art of film making and not just the products-they love the craft. Does Bob even understand how a game or a movie is made? The few episodes of his I did watch from LONG ago had him more making jokes about the dialogue or the acting, and never really bringing up all the other bits and pieces that go into the work.
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Let's not forget that Ebert used social media as a way to reach out after sickness robbed him of his voice. Just imagine how different Ebert's legacy would be if he used Twitter to talk down to half the country.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
I didn't know Bob had so few subscribers comparatively to other youtubers.
I assumed he had more after his Pixel review, but then I don't think he got that most people were laughing at him, not with him.
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Bob's the ultimate one hit wonder YouTuber. He got attention due to reviewing the right movie at the right time (Pixels), changed his style to reflect his 15 minutes of fame (Sub-AVGN rants), and eventually settled back into obscurity, with the Twitter rants and shitty video quality killing off his more casual fans.

His SocialBlade shows exactly how much Bob peaked with the Pixels review, as nothing else compares to it: http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/moviebob/monthly
 
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muina said:
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So let me get this straight - Bob thinks that all the criticisms of Hillary Clinton, some of which have been confirmed even by people who support her, are conspiracy theories? Bob, no-one, especially not a politician, is perfect and Hillary certainly isn't. There's shilling for someone... and then there's this shit.
 
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TheImportantFart said:
So let me get this straight - Bob thinks that all the criticisms of Hillary Clinton, some of which have been confirmed even by people who support her, are conspiracy theories? Bob, no-one, especially not a politician, is perfect and Hillary certainly isn't. There's shilling for someone... and then there's this shit.
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If you can get me a politician who's never lied, I'll tell you to stop sending me fictional examples.
 
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Maybe OT but can We expect a SJW-sphere meltdown after this Obama conference?
And lol at Nazibob invoking the Martial Law:He really doesn't know what is asking for.....
 
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