Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bolo]

I guess this is my thing now so here's the list:
1. The Netflix heroes will return.
2. Angela joins the MCU. (Spawn character who became a Marvel Asgard character because reasons.)
3. Doctor Doom will appear before the MCU Fantastic 4 do.
4. Spider-Verse crossover.
5. Adam Sandler joins the MCU (Apparently he had a recent meeting with Marvel. Bob predicts he could be casted as The Thing.)
6. Bruce becomes Grey Hulk/Joe Fixit at some point.
7. Namor the Submariner shows up somewhere.
8. Young Avengers.
9. The Thunderbolts show up.
10. Conan the barbarian in the MCU.

1- Maybe, but aside from Daredevil season 1, nothing else from the marvel netflix crap stuck.

2- Angela is a shit tier character, Robert assumes people have the same shit taste as his.

3- Probably the most famous villain in Marvel, but isn't a tenth of being as interesting if not obsessing over Reed Richards and power.

4- Multiverse is shit. Takes away the identity of a character if said character can come up in any shape in any universe, so what is the point of being, say, Spiderman, when "Spiderman" is more about being a fucking brand than a character. Whatever....

5-Why the fuck is Robert so buddy buddy with Adam Sandler lately. Didn't Robert say Sandler took a shit on his living room for the crime of making pixels. Fuck off.

6- Whatever, never liked the Hulk, and plural Hulk always felt forced and dumb. They might have some good storylines in the comics, but I never liked hulk. (I heard the one they are running now is good). Is Mark Ruffalo still doing this crap?

7-Sure why the fuck not. But if he isn't cucking Mister Fantastic, don't bother, Namor is only fun when he is being an asshole.

8- Dull shit. Superhero groups are already cringe shit by just watching a bunch of grow ups in spandex running around pretending to not be the most embarrassing shit ever. Making a kids version of this won't be any better, not to mention it will be the burger king variety as well.

9-Marvel's suicide squad but shit. In the comics, aside from the X-men, Marvel never had a true big hit with group heroes, even the fucking Avengers were a joke before the movies, being seen as the poor man's Justice League. hard to be excited over something that was never all that great.

10-Shit idea. Conan works in a very specific way. He goes to a city, he steals/kills/do whatever the fuck, gets to go on a adventure over some shit, kills some demi-god creature summoned by a asshole wizard, and fucks a hot chick. That is it, you change the order of these, but it is always the same shit, and that is what makes Conan great. Don't bring him into this capshit crap, interacting with these Whedon Speaking cunts or try to cram Conan into a over arching story about... whatever the fuck these movies will be about.

Fuck, I sure wrote a lot about movies I'm never going to see it. To end it, Robert is dumb and he has shit taste.

 

[Marissa Moira]

You think bob chose Adam Sandler because The Thing is jewish or does he even realize that the Thing is even jewish to begin with?

I mean you don't need to be typecast, Magneto has yet to be played by a Jewish actor.

 

[Flexo]

Conan can't work in the MCU, Conan's whole mythos is an entirely separate entity. Marvel IIRC published the first issues of the series but then they went their own way and I think Dark Horse has most of the rights currently.In the original series Savage Sword he only crossed over with two other series, Red Sonja and Solomon Kane. Kane was rather pushing the limits of what previous Conan stories established because it involved time travel which far exceeded what was in Conan's Universe. You had magic but it was kept really low key. Most of what Conan encountered were in the form of curses and not actual D&D Wizards.

Marvel has a better claim to Transformers than they do Conan and Transformers isn't becoming part of the MCU anytime soon.

Also Adam Sandler could no way in hell be The Thing, Sandler would be someone like Toad, Ben Grimm was physically imposing before he transformed.

I am so so sorry to do this...

Conan The Barbarian is Joining Marvel's Avengers

Conan the Barbarian will fight alongside Earth's Mightiest Heroes in the 2019 weekly event, Avengers: No Road Home.

screenrant.com

Conan joins the Avengers in the Savage Avengers

Marvel has just announced the launch of a second series dedicated to the Avengers, titled the Savage Avengers.The team will be composed by a reborn Wolverine, Venom, Punisher, Elektra, Brother Voodoo, and Conan The Barbarian! Here's the first cover by...

www.bitfeed.co

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

You think bob chose Adam Sandler because The Thing is jewish or does he even realize that the Thing is even jewish to begin with?

I mean you don't need to be typecast, Magneto has yet to be played by a Jewish actor.

and both portrayals nailed him perfectly.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

I guess this is my thing now so here's the list:
1. The Netflix heroes will return.
2. Angela joins the MCU. (Spawn character who became a Marvel Asgard character because reasons.)
3. Doctor Doom will appear before the MCU Fantastic 4 do.
4. Spider-Verse crossover.
5. Adam Sandler joins the MCU (Apparently he had a recent meeting with Marvel. Bob predicts he could be casted as The Thing.)
6. Bruce becomes Grey Hulk/Joe Fixit at some point.
7. Namor the Submariner shows up somewhere.
8. Young Avengers.
9. The Thunderbolts show up.
10. Conan the barbarian in the MCU.

I don't know much about Conan the Barbarian, but what does he have to do with the marvel universe? I think they own him right now, but how and why would they pair him with the MCU?

Removing her chainmail bikini is heresy and will be punished by death.

This opinion is objectively correct.

I'd rather avoid most of the Tarot sperging, but the point of the tarot cards is that they tell us what we already know in a way we have to confront.

Or something stupid like that.

(I did get that bit from Persona...)

Knew it.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

I am so so sorry to do this...

Conan The Barbarian is Joining Marvel's Avengers

Conan the Barbarian will fight alongside Earth's Mightiest Heroes in the 2019 weekly event, Avengers: No Road Home.

screenrant.com

Conan joins the Avengers in the Savage Avengers

Marvel has just announced the launch of a second series dedicated to the Avengers, titled the Savage Avengers.The team will be composed by a reborn Wolverine, Venom, Punisher, Elektra, Brother Voodoo, and Conan The Barbarian! Here's the first cover by...

www.bitfeed.co

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Yeah they have his comic rights, don't think they have the rights to film version though

 

[instythot]

I am so so sorry to do this...

Conan The Barbarian is Joining Marvel's Avengers

Conan the Barbarian will fight alongside Earth's Mightiest Heroes in the 2019 weekly event, Avengers: No Road Home.

screenrant.com

Conan joins the Avengers in the Savage Avengers

Marvel has just announced the launch of a second series dedicated to the Avengers, titled the Savage Avengers.The team will be composed by a reborn Wolverine, Venom, Punisher, Elektra, Brother Voodoo, and Conan The Barbarian! Here's the first cover by...

www.bitfeed.co

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The story to get them together will be undoubtedly as retarded as any of Bob's takes, but more importantly: doesn't Wolverine already fill the spot for "antihero brawler who would rather be on his own and doesn't mind taking a life or lifting a glass of liquor" in the team? Why have two of a similar enough archetype?

 

[Flexo]

Yeah they have his comic rights, don't think they have the rights to film version though

OH apparently you are right. Film & television rights are apparently a mess.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I am so so sorry to do this...

Conan The Barbarian is Joining Marvel's Avengers

Conan the Barbarian will fight alongside Earth's Mightiest Heroes in the 2019 weekly event, Avengers: No Road Home.

screenrant.com

Conan joins the Avengers in the Savage Avengers

Marvel has just announced the launch of a second series dedicated to the Avengers, titled the Savage Avengers.The team will be composed by a reborn Wolverine, Venom, Punisher, Elektra, Brother Voodoo, and Conan The Barbarian! Here's the first cover by...

www.bitfeed.co

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That's a gay crossover event thing that's not the real books.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The Conan comics were pretty kickass, admittedly, and I dimly recall a What If...? crossover with Wolverine stepping into the shoes of everyone's favorite Cimmerian. But the tongue in cheek, smarmy, kiddy-proof milieu of the MCU would turn Conan into a massive pussy, which, presumably, is what Bob likes about it.

Who owns the Conan movie rights though? Is it still Marvel?

The only things about this which aren't exceptional are 1 and 3 (possibly). I fully expect Dr. Doom to show up in a post-credits scene or something. Does Bob know that the Spider-Verse is a Sony movie, and Sony still owns the rights to those characters?

Speaking of Sony, is it true Marvel and Disney would get Spider-Man if Sony were to be bought out?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

9-Marvel's suicide squad but shit. In the comics, aside from the X-men, Marvel never had a true big hit with group heroes, even the fucking Avengers were a joke before the movies, being seen as the poor man's Justice League. hard to be excited over something that was never all that great.

I would argue that Marvel's Thunderbolts was at its best during its first year when Marvel shifted the Fantastic Four and Avengers to a pocket dimension for Heroes Reborn. Why? Because the concept of super-villains posing as heroes as part of a world domination scheme was mind blowing at the time, and the fact that Marvel kept the reveal in #1 a secret was astonishing in itself (they narrowly avoided a leak.) Something like that would be unworkable in the MCU as it would need to introduce the characters as antagonists and an event like Onslaught for it to work. Of course, Bob knows nothing of Marvel history prior to 2008.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I am so so sorry to do this...

Conan The Barbarian is Joining Marvel's Avengers

Conan the Barbarian will fight alongside Earth's Mightiest Heroes in the 2019 weekly event, Avengers: No Road Home.

screenrant.com

Conan joins the Avengers in the Savage Avengers

Marvel has just announced the launch of a second series dedicated to the Avengers, titled the Savage Avengers.The team will be composed by a reborn Wolverine, Venom, Punisher, Elektra, Brother Voodoo, and Conan The Barbarian! Here's the first cover by...

www.bitfeed.co

View attachment 1089481

Disney is a rat that cannot be drowned.

So I don't know how many of you beautiful bastards saw that Twitter's changing things up with how people can respond to your tweets.

Spoiler: the chilling begins

Dare Obasanjo on Twitter

“Twitter will add 4 settings on who can reply to your tweets. • Global lets anyone reply • Group is for people you follow & mention • Panel is people you specifically mention in the tweet • Statement allows you to post a tweet and no one can reply https://t.co/6MBkMF8RFr”

twitter.com

https://archive.ph/Lznao

Any of y'all think Bob will use any of this? This will cut his interactions down by quite a bit, I imagine both towards him and he towards others. What would an unleashed Bob, whom no one can call out directly, even look like? Would he even be able to live in his own echo chamber with him and his Aarons licking his spittle? We live in interesting times folks. I have no idea what tomorrow will bring. The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last.

 

[iRON-mAn]

So I don't know how many of you beautiful bastards saw that Twitter's changing things up with how people can respond to your tweets.

Spoiler: the chilling begins

Dare Obasanjo on Twitter

“Twitter will add 4 settings on who can reply to your tweets. • Global lets anyone reply • Group is for people you follow & mention • Panel is people you specifically mention in the tweet • Statement allows you to post a tweet and no one can reply https://t.co/6MBkMF8RFr”

twitter.com

https://archive.ph/Lznao

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Any of y'all think Bob will use any of this? This will cut his interactions down by quite a bit, I imagine both towards him and he towards others. What would an unleashed Bob, whom no one can call out directly, even look like? Would he even be able to live in his own echo chamber with him and his Aarons licking his spittle? We live in interesting times folks. I have no idea what tomorrow will bring. The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last.

He'll stay global. His ego won't allow him to think anyone less than the whole world will want to give him backpats. More interesting might be that he can't reply to other people with the lower settings. We could see more statements that are veiled references to something else without being a direct response.

 

[instythot]

He'll stay global. His ego won't allow him to think anyone less than the whole world will want to give him backpats. More interesting might be that he can't reply to other people with the lower settings. We could see more statements that are veiled references to something else without being a direct response.

Interesting. I foresee a new trolling microindustry of Bob-baiting either with Asian lesbians dropping molten lava takes Bob approves of, or of things he, as an evolved and enlightened coastal elite just can't let stand uncorrected, but published as statements. How long until the rage of being unable to reply to either type of statement spills out in unrelated posts?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Who owns the Conan movie rights though? Is it still Marvel?


Speaking of Sony, is it true Marvel and Disney would get Spider-Man if Sony were to be bought out?

Sony is a fuck huge company. When Disney bought out 20th Century Fox they didn't even get the whole company and all they got was the movie division. It's like saying someone is going to buy out Walmart, Apple, or Microsoft.

Sony is so large that they can be carried by a single division in their company alone and that's if all other branches were pulling in zero profits. It's also highly doubtful that they'll ever let go of Spiderman since he's now tied to the Playstation division. They own the rights to be the sole publisher of Spiderman games as per the new agreement. This isn't something that Disney can take away like EA Star Wars rights. Spiderman is to Sony what masterchief is to microsoft.

 

[instythot]

Sony is a fuck huge company. When Disney bought out 20th Century Fox they didn't even get the whole company and all they got was the movie division. It's like saying someone is going to buy out Walmart, Apple, or Microsoft.

Sony is so large that they can be carried by a single division in their company alone and that's if all other branches were pulling in zero profits. It's also highly doubtful that they'll ever let go of Spiderman since he's now tied to the Playstation division. They own the rights to be the sole publisher of Spiderman games as per the new agreement. This isn't something that Disney can take away like EA Star Wars rights. Spiderman is to Sony what masterchief is to microsoft.

There's a lot correct here, but Sony has never had a consistent Master Chief type character, let alone a Mario or Sonic. Spider-Man games will sell as long as they continue to be good and won't really sell on name recognition alone like the known mascot franchises. When Spider-Man games are no longer good, Sony will likely happily dump the rights

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

While Red Sonja gets an outfit that does not invoke the "male gaze", is superior to Conan, and has a possible lesbian relationship.

The former and latter already happened, multiple times, even. I don't have her winrate against Conan though.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Conan can't work in the MCU, Conan's whole mythos is an entirely separate entity. Marvel IIRC published the first issues of the series but then they went their own way and I think Dark Horse has most of the rights currently.In the original series Savage Sword he only crossed over with two other series, Red Sonja and Solomon Kane. Kane was rather pushing the limits of what previous Conan stories established because it involved time travel which far exceeded what was in Conan's Universe. You had magic but it was kept really low key. Most of what Conan encountered were in the form of curses and not actual D&D Wizards.

Marvel has a better claim to Transformers than they do Conan and Transformers isn't becoming part of the MCU anytime soon.

Also Adam Sandler could no way in hell be The Thing, Sandler would be someone like Toad, Ben Grimm was physically imposing before he transformed.

Sorry to go "Well, ackshully" but I think the issue is Marvel Conan=/="Actual" Conan. I mean I know nothing much of Conan as an IP but Marvel's Conan comics are very much a part of Earth-616 and the Hyborian Age was historical period in their history. This actually created some fun problems when you'd have Dr. Strange stories referencing mystical stuff introduced in Conan comics that they couldn't directly call by name until recently. Transformers was its own universe despite some Marvel characters cameo'ing so it's more like how Godzilla is part of main continuity even if he'd never get mentioned again for obvious reasons. A Conan of Cimmeria existing in Marvel doesn't mean he's THE Conan of Cimmeria (however the owners view it) if that makes any sense.

Now for Conan in the MCU......yeah, I doubt it. He doesn't really fit that world and I'm pretty sure he'd be even more of a legal nightmare than he is for the comics. There's a LOT more sensible things they could adapt instead of dealing with lawyers to make licensed movies for what's a relatively minor part of Marvel lore. I don't know the numbers but I'm fairly certain that would get you less money than you'd have to put into it.

Also Marvel's various Conan series ran from the 70s into the 90s

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

good meme

 

[PoopFace]

Bob has a new Galaxybrain-level take on Spider-Man Homecoming



Sooooo, he's saying that there's a class difference between Peter and Toomes, but then immediately says their struggles are based on generational differences? I have no clue what to make of the wordsoup in the last statements either.

Am I the only one who thinks it's awesome whenever another picture shows up that just shows off that Bob (Mr Superior Future, Next Level of the Evolutionary Ladder) doesn't know how to smile casually for a photograph? Like that most recent one with Chris legitimately looks like he read somewhere "you need to show more of your teeth when you smile" so now he goes to next level retarded and looks like an angry bear more than anything else. An angry bear with Down syndrome at that...