Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RSVP]

Spoiler: Waifu Warren Gud

View attachment 1153549

I see Bob is back to calling Bernie a "white guy" after briefly acknowledging he's Jewish last week.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I really don’t understand what Bob is popular. Like, he’s supposed to be a movie review, but his Twitter is nothing but elitist political rantings.

And Sonic hate, currently.

Bob was popular because he started at the right place at the right time and he was semi-reasonable in his earlier videos.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

It's hilarious that Bob throws shade at Bernie for owning a summer home when his waifu Elizabeth Warren keeps emphasizing her indigenous "heritage" after that DNA test confirmed that she's whiter than a Klansman's sheets.

I wonder where the "cultural appropriation" police are now? Or are wh*te lieral wom*n exempt?

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Can someone point me to some of MovieBob's cooking? Searching for "MovieBob cooking" brings up people talking about how horrendous it is, but I have yet to have the pleasure of seeing the creations.

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Can someone point me to some of MovieBob's cooking? Searching for "MovieBob cooking" brings up people talking about how horrendous it is, but I have yet to have the pleasure of seeing the creations.

Well first there was the Mountain Dew marinated chicken that he made.

Spoiler: White Trash at it's finest

View attachment 1153855

Then there was his abysmal Thanksgiving dish from 2018. It consisted of dried out skin from fried chicken, the moldy bits from bleu cheese and your standard macaroni and cheese all thrown together into one pan.

Spoiler: Toxic Waste Dump

View attachment 1153858View attachment 1153859

He also had another chicken recipe where he had raw chicken marinating in hot sauce for a few days. It's a miracle that he's never contracted any food borne illnesses.

For completeness, here's the only picture we have of the presumable failed suicide attempt that is his other chicken dish:

 

[Mola Ram]

For completeness, here's the only picture we have of the presumable failed suicide attempt that is his other chicken dish:

View attachment 1153948

I've pointed this out before, but as long as we're reexamining Bob's culinary delights, I'll just repeat that we don't seem to be looking at a red plastic bag, but a transparent bag that is so flooded with hot sauce the chicken is completely obscured.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I've pointed this out before, but as long as we're reexaming Bob's culinary delights, I'll just repeat that we don't seem to be looking at a red plastic bag, but a transparent bag that is so flooded with hot sauce the chicken is completely obscured.

You can see bits of blood splatt- I mean "hot sauce" in the sink.

 

[Mola Ram]

You can see bits of blood splatt- I mean "hot sauce" in the sink.

To be fair, red plastic bags are what hospitals use to dispose of biohazard waste, so I can understand why people would be confused.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I've pointed this out before, but as long as we're reexamining Bob's culinary delights, I'll just repeat that we don't seem to be looking at a red plastic bag, but a transparent bag that is so flooded with hot sauce the chicken is completely obscured.

It's also "double vacuum sealed," which in this context apparently means "I used not one, but two layers of duct tape to hold the bag shut." Because vacuum sealing is pretty much exactly the same as regular sealing, but for smart people, right guys?

Spoiler: For reference: Actual Vacuum Sealed Chickens

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Yeah, but last election is also a good case to not trust polls. Again, not taking sides, just find prudent to not making any calls till the thing is done.

The polls are likely biased against Trump for two major reasons.

First, polls have always historically tended to lean a bit more to the left than the actual vote. This could be for any number of reasons: more polling places leaning left wing and affecting the outcome in all kinds of subtle ways, right leaning people being less open about their political attitudes, but the pattern is definitely there. When polls are inaccurate, they're almost always inaccurate in the left's favor.

Second, left wing people exert far more social pressure trying to get people to not support Trump than the other way around. Especially if you live in a heavily blue area, becoming a known Trump supporter can very realistically heavily damage your social life and possibly your career depending on where you work and for who. Conservatives meanwhile tend to keep work and politics separate. Friendships too, if the other person isn't in their face and nasty about it. This ties into the above about right leaning people being less open about politics and not wanting to take polls, and with Trump it's more pronounced than with basically any other Republican because people on the left are far more zealous about this with Trump than they ever were for even Dubya. Trump supporters are far more likely to be in the closet than the supporters of any other candidate.

In the words of Mark Twain, there are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. The only poll I trust is the one that is taken on Election Night, and have never really paid attention to them otherwise. The only reason I'm paying attention to them now is because the 2016 shitstorm was hilarious, and I'm hoping we get a repeat. Though I don't think Bob will work himself into a heart attack, his meltdown would be the stuff of Kiwi legends.

 

[Toxinophile]

Bob sounds like ass in this video cuz of a head cold, At first this confused me since Idk how he's getting head colds when he never leaves basement. It's probably either his basement doesn't get proper heating or he got some funky mold growing somewhere down there.
Robert O' Cinema's Top Ten Video Game Movies :

10. Your Story
(adaptation of dragon quest 5 mixed with disney humans)
9.Resident Evil 3: Extinction.
(series is a mixed bag from bad to subpar action flicks execpt this one)
8.Street Fighter 2
(1994 anime. decent story and very stylish)
7.DOA: Dead or Alive
( A silly but fun movie + Eric Roberts)
6.Animal Crossing: The Movie
(japan only. really soothing. on youtube.)
5.Silent Hill
(A divisive movie, but captures the creepy and horrific atmosphere of the games.)
4.Mortal Kombat
(music's great. it sucks that it's was PG-13 but made the best out of it.)
3.Ace Attorney.
(the director is awesome, and this movie is awesome too.)
2.Detective Pikachu
(pokemon were cute. climax was awesome)
1.Rampage
(Dwayne Johnson uses sign language to talk to a giant gorilla? [bob says it's a monkey] to fight against the other giant monsters = best Video Game movie ever.)

Idk what's with bob's affixation with Rampage and Kaiju Movies in general. All this praise surely can't be from a place of nostalgia, right?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob sounds like ass in this video cuz of a head cold, At first this confused me since Idk how he's getting head colds when he never leaves basement. It's probably either his basement doesn't get proper heating or he got some funky mold growing somewhere down there.
Robert O' Cinema's Top Ten Video Game Movies :

10. Your Story
(adaptation of dragon quest 5 mixed with disney humans)
9.Resident Evil 3: Extinction.
(series is a mixed bag from bad to subpar action flicks execpt this one)
8.Street Fighter 2
(1994 anime. decent story and very stylish)
7.DOA: Dead or Alive
( A silly but fun movie + Eric Roberts)
6.Animal Crossing: The Movie
(japan only. really soothing. on youtube.)
5.Silent Hill
(A divisive movie, but captures the creepy and horrific atmosphere of the games.)
4.Mortal Kombat
(music's great. it sucks that it's was PG-13 but made the best out of it.)
3.Ace Attorney.
(the director is awesome, and this movie is awesome too.)
2.Detective Pikachu
(pokemon were cute. climax was awesome)
1.Rampage
(Dwayne Johnson uses sign language to talk to a giant gorilla? [bob says it's a monkey] to fight against the other giant monsters = best Video Game movie ever.)

Idk what's with bob's affixation with Rampage and Kaiju Movies in general. All this praise surely can't be from a place of nostalgia, right?

Trying to bump up his nerd credentials with the Kaiju movies?
I am surprised he didn't list that Mario movie from the '90s, though. I guess the gaslighting wasn't as effective as he'd hoped it would be.

 

[lolwatagain]

Yeah, but last election is also a good case to not trust polls. Again, not taking sides, just find prudent to not making any calls till the thing is done.

You don't need to look at the polls though, you just need to look at New Hampshire and the other primaries as the results come out.

129,696 votes in NH for a candidate in an uncontested election with no major issues down ballot is fucking insane. (Uncontested, because only the most exceptional individuals are taking fucking Bill Weld seriously). For comparison, Obama only had 49,080 votes in 2012 annd W only had 53,692 votes in 2004. Trump's base appears to be ridiculously energized.

I think if Bernie gets the nomination and manages to energize the entire party, or if another nominee manages to swerve to the center enough to gather independent voters then Trump can lose some key swing states. I honestly don't think "Anyone but Trump" is a platform that will attract independents or energize the Democrat's key base.

I think the California and New York primaries will be interesting ones to watch this year. Bob and a lot of other pundits will literally lose their shit if Trump has the same overperformance there as he did in NH. A potentially Purple California or New York would be an amazing salt mine for the next few months.

 

[The tired cat]

Bob sounds like ass in this video cuz of a head cold, At first this confused me since Idk how he's getting head colds when he never leaves basement. It's probably either his basement doesn't get proper heating or he got some funky mold growing somewhere down there.
Robert O' Cinema's Top Ten Video Game Movies :

10. Your Story
(adaptation of dragon quest 5 mixed with disney humans)
9.Resident Evil 3: Extinction.
(series is a mixed bag from bad to subpar action flicks execpt this one)
8.Street Fighter 2
(1994 anime. decent story and very stylish)
7.DOA: Dead or Alive
( A silly but fun movie + Eric Roberts)
6.Animal Crossing: The Movie
(japan only. really soothing. on youtube.)
5.Silent Hill
(A divisive movie, but captures the creepy and horrific atmosphere of the games.)
4.Mortal Kombat
(music's great. it sucks that it's was PG-13 but made the best out of it.)
3.Ace Attorney.
(the director is awesome, and this movie is awesome too.)
2.Detective Pikachu
(pokemon were cute. climax was awesome)
1.Rampage
(Dwayne Johnson uses sign language to talk to a giant gorilla? [bob says it's a monkey] to fight against the other giant monsters = best Video Game movie ever.)

Idk what's with bob's affixation with Rampage and Kaiju Movies in general. All this praise surely can't be from a place of nostalgia, right?

I'm surprised, Bobo didn't get desperate enough to call say the Assassins Creed or Hitman movies as "DA BEST VIDOEGAME MOVIES!"

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I'm surprised, Bobo didn't get desperate enough to call say the Assassins Creed or Hitman movies as "DA BEST VIDOEGAME MOVIES!"

Far too chuddy. Why the leads of those are basically jocks with their physical athleticism, and stealth killing games are just a little too close to Call of Duty for a properly evolved reviewer, friendo.

 

[Emperor Julian]

The general indie hipster invasion of the internet in the early 2010's happened. The first real Bad Year for Bob was 2012, where he blasted anyone who criticized Mass Effect 3's ending as hating "auteur creators" (side note, but I cannot think of something more insulting to actual auteur filmmakers than comparing them to post-EA Bioware), and where he firmly positioned himself on the media's side of the Tropes vs. Women in Video Games nontroversy, mostly because of his unending thirst for its host, Anita Sarkeesian.

On highsight That was really the moment when it became clear that something was up with Bob Chipman

-contempt for the plebs.
-opining on a subject he knows nothing about.
-palpable anger at people for refusing to consoom

There had been some hints at what was to come, in his video on metroid other m and his pathetic attempt to justify his hatred of FPS but his Mass effect video's where the first solid indicationwhat we were dealing with was the bitter unlikable nerd blockbuster staff member who someone had been stupid enough to give a platform and created a monster.

 

[The tired cat]

Far too chuddy. Why the leads of those are basically jocks with their physical athleticism, and stealth killing games are just a little too close to Call of Duty for a properly evolved reviewer, friendo.

An yet he had Resident Evil, Mortal Kombat and DOA with the last being all "objectifying of dem hawt chicks!".

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So that’s three videos in a row with Sonic in the thumbnail, despite only one video actually being about him and Bob’s sheer hatred for the character.

Sounds about right.

 

[Absolutego]

On highsight That was really the moment when it became clear that something was up with Bob Chipman

-contempt for the plebs.
-opining on a subject he knows nothing about.
-palpable anger at people for refusing to consoom

There had been some hints at what was to come, in his video on metroid other m and his pathetic attempt to justify his hatred of FPS but his Mass effect video's where the first hints what we were dealing with was the bitter unlikable nerd blockbuster staff member who someone had been stupid enough to give a platform and had created a monster.

It's also the year he started braying on about a "superior future", as he latched onto that particular rhetorical device as part of how he characterized the 2012 election. Obama was the force of vision for a superior future of progress and math and science vs Romney, the avatar of prudish tea party conservatism and anti-lgbt bigotry.

I'm pretty sure his parents both died later, but I contend that something happened late in 2011/early 2012 that broke a fundamental component in Bob's brain that sent him from your average neckbeard sped towards whatever he is today.

 

[Bolo]

Meh, I dunno. Rampage really counts?

Yeah it is the videogame title, but aside from the creatures and names, there isn't much to adpat from, and the movie didn't even try to work with the little story it had... for example, the monsters were once humans. If they make a movie out of Frogger and they just have a scene opf the frog crossing the road, would that count?

But onwards to the shit:

10- Dragon Quest Movie... sucks and the twist kills the movie. Even the most die hard of the japanese fans hated the thing and for a good reason.

9- I don't have a lot of love for these cheesy RE movies. Find weird that Robert gives this shit a pass but gets butthurt over the bayformers. Those cheapass CGI movies with Leon are way way better than the Paul Anderson flicks.

8-Street Fighter 2... Raul Julia meme movie. If you like Street Fighter there are tons of better movies and series to watch... nothing really great, but way better than this dumbass movie.

7-Dead Or Alive... I can't remember a single thing about this movie, it's completely gone from my head and I rather keep that way. Games are fun tough, too bad it's hard to find people to play online. And so fucking what about Eric Roberts? Now it's cool to just say his name because he makes those 0 budget David Decoteau movies?

6-Animal Crossing: The Movie, never gave a fuck, won't start now.

5-Silent Hill I like this movie, but subpar in the genre, but won't bust Robert balls for liking this.

4- Mortal Kombat, oh yeah, the music, and the highlander is raiden and then ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzz.... Everybody loves to say they love this movie, but when it comes to actually watch it, it is boring as fuck.

3-Ace Attorney... yeah i made that mistake of watching one of those anime stylized live action movies like the Full Metal Alchemist and I will never do that again. I don't care about diretor, if it is live action and has this goofy anime look with hairs and shit, it is shit and I will keep away from them... also you are shit Robert.

2-Detective Pikachu, it was fine till the ending twist and the vast, vast amount of bullshit it ensues. Also, I don't tend to shit on actors, because most of the time they are just struggling with bad lines, and a ton of other bullshit, but the two leads of this movie... it was pretty bad. Great visuals...