Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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You have vibrant piracy and emulation communities and loads of places to bitch about games already. Everything Bob wants is already out there.

Gog was selling classic PC games for under a buck and routinely gives shit away free.

Essentially, Bob's stance on expensive video games as a class issue is the same as the French Revolution raising the issue of the opera being restricted to the wealthy, if everyone involved with the French Revolution had been a fucking re-tard.
 
Free games? Gaming public square? Well, old games would enter the public domain eventually except that Bob's beloved megacorps keep buying off Congress to rewrite the copyright law to make the term of copyrights longer and longer and longer and the cowards on the Supreme Court deliberately refuse to see any conflict at all between copyright and free speech even as false DMCA strikes are routinely used to silence people so they won't do anything about it either. Which Bob cheers on as well of course, since free speech belongs to the Obsolete Past.
 
Sorry for a bit of a thread derail, but the video I linked in a previous post was "Gaming in 90s SUCKED" by Benzaie from That Guy With The Glasses. The video is now deleted, but the French language version still exists. I don't know if it's a coincidence or Film Robert got him to take it down, but it's strange that a video posted in 2011 would be scrubbed from the internet within days of being posted here. I have an archive of the French language version in case that gets pulled too.

Back on topic, I finally got around to listening to the Chip Bros PAX panel, and one thing I've not seen anyone mention (or it was mentioned I missed it, sorry) Bob's little rant 49 minutes in where he says the rising price of games is a class issue, then says something about how games should be free and there should be a gaming "public square".
The only thing I really remember about Benzaie that that joke gay song he did.
 
ohohohoh that Sanders-esque rant about vidjagames... Damn, I should have had a listen around. Too bad no one in the audience challenged this dumbass on his ridiculous ideas, and there was even this lady that kept noding her head.

Jesus where to begin:

1- Videogames are somewhat cheaper now. Adjusted for inflation, NES and it's cartriges cost about the same of what games cost now, and that isn't counting the discounts and digital priced games in the streams and such services. Videogames were always a expensive entretainment, and one of the big reasons they managed to thrive in the 8-Bit era was the rise of the rental services for games, otherwise we all would be stuck with the same 3 games that our parents could afford.

Heck, during my childhood all I had was a Atari that was my older sister's and a Master System (which was rad, but cheaper), there was no way we could get a nes and I had a pretty confortable middle-class life, my parents did ok. I was only able to get a SNES well into my early teenage year and a PS1 when I was 17 at the tail end of the console (again, it was rad, because I got FFVII, FFiX, both Lunars and all SF alphas.)

And the part about pricing people out of gaming... dude you only pay for a full priced game these days if you REALLY need to get a game day one, a triple AAA game day one. And only people who can spare the cash do that.

If you wait six months, most of these games drop by half of the price. it's been years since I've payed for a full price game (with the exception of SFV, because I'm dumb). These days you could get Red Dead Redemption 2 for 15 bucks, and if you can't spare 15bucks, then videogames should be the least of your priorities.

2- Public space for games. Hey Robert, have you ever head of "THE FUCKING INTERNET". We already have a public space for "gaming" you dumbass, and guess what, the most popular games, Fortnite and LoL are FREE!!! you dumbfuck, and you can ran these games in a calculator these days.

But nah, we all know what sort of public space this simpleton is talking about, a physical, public place where people gather to do "gaming". But if it is supposed to be free, then who the fuck is going to pay to maintain this shit? Not to mention, who under 35 is going to show for this shit? There is a reason why arcades died or became novelty attractions.

3- The very notion that "catharsis" should not be exclusive to the rich... but it isn't. Life in lower classes is harder for sure, but to think the only way to obtain leisure is throught expensive means that the "rich" can afford is ridiculous, the fuck you are talking about.

And what is the vision Robert has of the public that consumes videogames anyway? Seems like he thinks only the people on suburbs can aford a crappy PS4, when you go to any imporvished family and it isn't unusual for them to have a PC or a second hand console (I have a second hand PS4 BTW). For all class disparities whoes we have now, videogames ain't even top 100, what the fuck you are talking about.

And he wasn't talking, this is clearly his usual verbal diatribe he regurgitates. But good lord, it is some special sort of sad to see this fat, balding man, already heading to his middle age spewing the same talking points of a first year college kid trying to impress the drunk girl on a party (spoiler he doesn't get the girl).

But i guess that is what Americans like now, old people talking as if they were clueless early 20's little shits
 
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Last day of PAX and Bob finally made it despite all the darn traffic on a Sunday!
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A little more than an hour after he got to PAX he finally drops his catch phrase while walking *snort* around the convention.
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And I think the REAL reason he didn't get to PAX until three in the afternoon is because he was stone drunk and up all last night. Kinda like when he had a flu so bad that it gave him hallucinations and allowed him to film that Glory Hog teaser thing.
My reverse photo looking skills aren't as sharp as I'd like but it didn't look like these were anywhere else which in turn would mean that he, in fact, spent time making these. To be fair, he did try and put some work in these. To be a nit picky asshole, he did a crap job of erasing the original models in first pic. You can see the to the left and right of Jesse and James. Who needs to put time into your craft of video making when you can spend time on kinda alright sprite art based on a stupid premise?
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I am a little surprised he didn't erase the Sega logo.
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I haven't been on his Twitter feed in a while, but has he said anything about how his glorious Chinese overlords are dealing with the coronavirus? Is he concerned that they won't be able to build a rocket ship to take him away from all the flyover country types?
As of now he's been silent on the disease itself save for proclaiming the glories of a super intrusive police state.
I've also seen him retweet Naomi Wu and her bitching about how things aren't so bad where she lives stop being racist but I don't know where it is, it's like a month and a half back, bob tweets around 65 times a day, and I don't have the fortitude to look for it. I remember him retweeting some propaganda vid of some woman doing a literal kung-fu routine in the street after taking the garbage out to show how great things are in Red China but that might also be something that Naomi Wu posted. I don't think he'll say anything about it even if it gets out of hand. The only way he'll talk about it if enough of breadtube blames Trump for the virus for some reason or it does just fizzle out and he gets to say "I told you racists so" when he didn't even have to risk telling us so in the first place. Nothing can be China's fault because China is great. I really do think he's in love with China because it saved Pacific Rim. China's not even responsible for Star Wars bombing donchaknow?
我聽到了《星球大戰》,我鼓掌了!
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And for added flavor he throws in some Cappu Shiitoh
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Clearly that was the problem Kwad Rat.
 
Back on topic, I finally got around to listening to the Chip Bros PAX panel, and one thing I've not seen anyone mention (or it was mentioned I missed it, sorry) Bob's little rant 49 minutes in where he says the rising price of games is a class issue, then says something about how games should be free and there should be a gaming "public square".
Yeah yeah yeah videa is a Human Rights Issue! That's why Anita and Zoe went to the United Nations!
 
Boy! Look at all the weight he lost!
The shape of peak masculinity that can bench 310 pounds is that of a barrel. Notice the gentle sloping of the chest with no definition and what looks like a sweat stain in the middle of the lanyard. If he were to assume his final form by laying down then all it would take to wipe you obsolete bullies out is one rotation of his majestic bulk.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong but don't most weightlifting competitions for women usually top out at around 300lbs for how much they can lift?

If Bob can lift that much there's only one thing he can do.
 
It's empowering to women for you to have a boner and to cum all over their glasses you see. Well, unless their politics are wrong then they get lined up against the wall, and seeing how all porn is inherently political (this is a real stance Bob has taken that I can't look up right now) it gets kinda muddy but, well, let's just say there's going to a healthy mix of bloody/cummy glasses of empowerment. It's very progressive.

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Found it.
I wanna see his take on the politics of girls getting fucked in ass because their bossy, or lesbians not having a relationship end in domestic violence.
 
Bob is such an obsolete Xoomer. The most famous porn scenario now is "Step bro what are you doing?"

If you wait six months, most of these games drop by half of the price. it's been years since I've payed for a full price game (with the exception of SFV, because I'm dumb). The ther day you could get Red Dead Redemption 2 for 15 bucks, and if you can't spare 15bucks, then videogames should be the least of your priorities.
Bob's a Nintendo fanboy. Their first party titles- usually the only games worth playing on their consoles- are notorious for not getting many price drops.
 
Also, the obsolete party bough some twitter stock. Obviously this is the end of Robert.
How great would it be if Singer got control of Twitter and proceeded to ban Bob and only Bob?

Sorry for a bit of a thread derail, but the video I linked in a previous post was "Gaming in 90s SUCKED" by Benzaie from That Guy With The Glasses. The video is now deleted, but the French language version still exists. I don't know if it's a coincidence or Film Robert got him to take it down, but it's strange that a video posted in 2011 would be scrubbed from the internet within days of being posted here. I have an archive of the French language version in case that gets pulled too.

Back on topic, I finally got around to listening to the Chip Bros PAX panel, and one thing I've not seen anyone mention (or it was mentioned I missed it, sorry) Bob's little rant 49 minutes in where he says the rising price of games is a class issue, then says something about how games should be free and there should be a gaming "public square".
So Chris has his own channel. With 218 subs. :medallion:
 
"Populism that doesn't 'grow up' can only neotenize into reactionary conservationism."
Translation: you need to keep finding things to get offended about in order to stay at the left's adult table. If you can't think of anything, try arguing that video games are "classist".
 
Sorry for a bit of a thread derail, but the video I linked in a previous post was "Gaming in 90s SUCKED" by Benzaie from That Guy With The Glasses. The video is now deleted, but the French language version still exists. I don't know if it's a coincidence or Film Robert got him to take it down, but it's strange that a video posted in 2011 would be scrubbed from the internet within days of being posted here. I have an archive of the French language version in case that gets pulled too.

Back on topic, I finally got around to listening to the Chip Bros PAX panel, and one thing I've not seen anyone mention (or it was mentioned I missed it, sorry) Bob's little rant 49 minutes in where he says the rising price of games is a class issue, then says something about how games should be free and there should be a gaming "public square".
That wheezing voice brings back the whiffs of BO. I am kicking myself for forgetting about the sonicfox dig.
 
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