Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Blob's voice is now so shredded that his brother is forced to read his script. He makes a valiant effort, but doesn't quite manage to capture the smarmy exceptionalism.

It's been like this for the last 3 videos on the Escapist, including the most recent one released about an hour ago.
 
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"It did it's job."
You're the architect of the Superior Future, Bob. Surely you know the difference between "it's" (contraction of "it is") and "its" (possessive form of "it"). Is English not the official language of the Superior Future? Or are you just so smooth-brained that you make basic grammar mistakes?
Yes, I know I'm being a Grammar Nazi. But if anyone deserves to have their grammar policed, it's Cinema Robert. We all know he'd do the same if given the chance.

He literally never gets this right.

He's a paid writer.

Fucking kill me.
 
Is this the end of FilmRobert?
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Will he fall to the might of Corna Chan? WIll Corna Chan ruin the superior future?
 
As a basement-dwelling shut-in, Bob is unlikely to get the virus, but as an autistic (and thus, with poor immunity due to autistic zinc deficiency) with existing respiratory problems, he's probably dead meat if he does. (I don't know how type II diabetes interacts with coronavirus but I can't imagine that it will possibly help, either.)
 
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You can't even walk back shitty tweets without breaking your shins, can you Robert? Holy Shit. You really wanna keep with this bullshit to save face.

Nobody buys that you were "lol, U mad bro?", you don't have the swag for that Robert.

Because sure, you were making edgy boi joke, but at the same time you are a pearl clutcher worrying about little girls not having role models to dress up in halloween and you get genuinely get upset by every little perceived aggression against your political allies or the troglodytes that precluded you from the "superior future".

You can't have a turn of face and say "lol, Genocide, Am i funny or not?", people are going to bash you in fatass.

Then you delete the tweet in shame (BTW, shit steers don't delete their shit steering tweets), and once again you have to do the awkard "I'm not owned" dance.
 
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One of the groups vulnerable to the Wuflu are people with pre-existing conditions, like diabetes. Another group are children. Like your niece, you fucking psychopath.
Alas, Superior Future™ demands sacrifice!
And as @The Littlest Shitlord said, people with autism. Bob has diabetes, and his niece is a child with autism. If either one gets Kung Flu, Chris will need to buy two coffins.
 
"from an avoidable illness they're ignoring the dangers of to 'Pwn the Libs'"

What the actual fuck is Robert talking about? How is Corona Virus avoidable aside from restricting travel, quarantining people who have it, and praying the government and medical services catch cases in time? Is he saying it's avoidable by being a NEET loser who doesn't have to go to work? How are Trump supporters "ignoring the dangers" to "Pwn the Libs"? Is this more of his fanon reinterpretation of what's actually happening in real life?

Is this the end of FilmRobert?
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I don't want to give a like to this or celebrate it because obviously this effects a lot more people than just Roberto, but if ever there was a case of fucking karma, his home state getting hit with the virus and going into lockdown after he spent weeks smugly reveling in the possibility it would infect people he doesn't like is an epic example.
 
I've come to make an announcement,

I owe one Robert Chipman an apology. In my fun and merrymaking, I never considered that Bob would be inundated with comments on his hot take about the bad thing about viruses is that they don't just go after people he doesn't like. It is my deepest regre- oh dammit! I accidentally dropped this post from @A Big Bumbling Black Man which has nothing to do with any of this.
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I've included the reply in the screen shot as it seems pretty typical to the people who are on Bob's "side". They are exceptional chest thumping ear chewers who are either dumb or willfully ignorant of what Bob's saying and what the people who are calling out his bullshit are saying. For example, the two speds that Bob retweeted that were "defending" him can be seen here having a third and fourth conversation to Bob's second conversation to the person he was retweeting's first. Nothing is connected. Oh and that first person? It's a commie.
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And some extra retardation from Vinny. This is the same tweet as the above.
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Maybe Bob just attracts this kind of stupid because even though they all hate each other they know there's no other place they'd fit in?
So remember kids, you cannot OWN Bob! Bob is the GREAT Lapsed Pope Diabeto, who's one foot crushes all the snakes' heads and skittles! Diabeto is liken unto the sun and you cannot OWN the sun obsolete mortal! He glows a fiery red, would destroy you with his girth, and is ever closer to exploding like a super nova or collapsing on himself and becoming a black hole that consoomes all WHICHEVER COMES FIRST! Look upon his mighty works and be puzzled!
 
"from an avoidable illness they're ignoring the dangers of to 'Pwn the Libs'"

What the actual fuck is Robert talking about? How is Corona Virus avoidable aside from restricting travel, quarantining people who have it, and praying the government and medical services catch cases in time? Is he saying it's avoidable by being a NEET loser who doesn't have to go to work? How are Trump supporters "ignoring the dangers" to "Pwn the Libs"? Is this more of his fanon reinterpretation of what's actually happening in real life?
Some people have pointed out that the death rate of coronavirus is relatively low and nearly all of the casualties have been in China, which has epic air pollution and massively corrupt doctors you need to offer a fistful of bills to get any actual attention from. But facts, especially those that paint China in a negative light, are anathema to a Believer like Bob. Therefore obviously they're doing it because they're Obsolete Mayonnaise Ghouls, just like the people who "bullied" him in high school did it because they're Obsolete Mayonnaise Ghouls, certainly not because Bob was a fat, dumb, foul-tempered asshole with no social skills or anything. So because they don't think the coronavirus is all that serious, obviously they are ignoring it to "own the libs" because Bob projects his own hateful, spite-driven nature onto his enemies. Or something like that, but even stupider.
 

Blob's voice is now so shredded that his brother is forced to read his script. He makes a valiant effort, but doesn't quite manage to capture the smarmy exceptionalism.

It's been like this for the last 3 videos on the Escapist, including the most recent one released about an hour ago.
Only thing I'm getting from this is that CHRIS HAS 4 SIMULTANEOUS PODCASTS GOING ON!?!? Other than that I guess Bob hasn't recovered from that Sonic review he did almost a month ago.
Is this the end of FilmRobert?
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Will he fall to the might of Corna Chan? WIll Corna Chan ruin the superior future?
I'm with a number of you in saying that Bob will be fine as he's an unlikable shut-in. Bob really shouldn't fear Corona-chan for his self. He should fear Corona-chan in the event that she shuts down swathes of the work force and his 1255 patrons giving him $3228 in patreon fun bucks are out of a job. Even though it will most likely be temporary, this is the man who needed auction off junk on Ebay to help make ends meet during Christmas. I don't know what a significant dip in his income will do to him but at this point my popcorn is popped, buttered, and I'm on the edge of my seat just waiting for that banger of an opener that will be Bob's breakdown.
 
Wow, this is amazing! Four retarded tweets by three retarded people. There is no middle class? Then what do you call the large class of people that are not poor and also not rich? That's some "We don't have small sodas, just medium, large, and supersized" shit right there. I'd like to know what his classifications would be? I assume 'poor', 'rich', and 'too rich to live'. Of course, the measurement would be 'poor'=me and everybody with less money, 'rich'=everybody that has more money than me, and 'too rich to live'=those that have so much money, they can employ other people.

Hey Bob, non-white people are also in the middle class. It boggles my mind how unself-aware Leftists are about their own racism when they correlate 'working class' and 'middle class' with 'white people'.

"400 years in the other's shoes, including me". Dude, what the fuck? How does a person like this view human history? Things like this makes me wish I was a Literal Genie and he wakes up as a slave and has to live like that for 400 years.

And of course, Bob has to top the retardation with white people would fail if meritocracy was color blind because white people historically have not been asked to try? What the actual fuck? White people built western civilization. How delusional do you have to be for woke points?
 
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