Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Judge Holden]

Bob's outlook is basically all of the worst traits of coastal "liberal"ism (which, unsurprisingly, is rampant in MA). It doesn't matter whatsoever that these particular people that have been getting elected not only don't address the severe underlying issues with the political infrastructure of the US, but actually exploit those problems. It doesn't matter that the effects of American policymaking for the last 5 decades have dumpster fire after dumpster fire. No, what matters is a minority getting elected president and being on the RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY on completely useless social issues while everything else burns. Being on the right side of history means all those pesky dissidents are just non-people subject to your daily 2 minute hate. As far as blobbo and his ilk are concerned Blue tribe is Good Tribe and that is all you need to know.

TL;DR: very generous of you to assume Blob's actually got any kind of rationality for stanning Obama.

A good way to conceptualise someone like blob is to imagine some random burgerland sped who is absolutely obsessed with being seen as extremely and totally and utterly and completely Irish.... despite having zero Irish ancestry, zero actual knowledge of anything related to Ireland, and most importantly zero genuine interest or care for Ireland.

This kind of mindset would inevitably result in such a specimen latching on to popular stereotypes of irishness, from alcoholism to catholicism to wife beating to britbong hating to potato worshipping, even if these stereotypes are utterly out of touch and/or straight up offensive and distasteful to actual irish people, and indeed they will openly and loudly double down on loving and celebrating all of this when challenged or criticised, and will immediately begin declaring his critics to be anti-irish bigots or paid english shills, while also extending these accusations towards anyone else who personally pisses him off and unsubtly trying to threaten them with car bombings or kneecappings if they persist.

Under this pretext they will go out of their way to shout the most absurdly embarrasing and offensive statements about what "being irish is all about" including a ten thousand word tweet chain about how lucky charms are the pinnicle of civilisation and how the mcdonalds shamrock shake is proof that irishmen like him will lead humanity into the superior future once those tainted by vile britprod genes are exterminated

When called out by literal irish people whom he cannot prove to be faking it, he will at first plead that he is totally one of them and that he is only doing his job as an irishman by hating brits and protestants and unbeaten wives, and when this universal derision persists he will retreat into passive aggressive sulking about how he has been betrayed by his so called fenian brothers and that he is enduring worse suffering than the potato chip famine.

Now switch "irish" for "liberal" and combine this farcical persona with him being the bitterest and most self pitying autist imaginable and whom explicitly uses this schtick as an excuse to scream for vicarious revenge at the high school jocks who failed to show him sufficient respect, and you have the essence of moviebob

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

A good way to conceptualise someone like blob is to imagine some random burgerland sped who is absolutely obsessed with being seen as extremely and totally and utterly and completely Irish.... despite having zero Irish ancestry, zero actual knowledge of anything related to Ireland, and most importantly zero genuine interest or care for Ireland.

This kind of mindset would inevitably result in such a specimen latching on to popular stereotypes of irishness, from alcoholism to catholicism to wife beating to britbong hating to potato worshipping, even if these stereotypes are utterly out of touch and/or straight up offensive and distasteful to actual irish people, and indeed they will openly and loudly double down on loving and celebrating all of this when challenged or criticised, and will immediately begin declaring his critics to be anti-irish bigots or paid english shills, while also extending these accusations towards anyone else who personally pisses him off and unsubtly trying to threaten them with car bombings or kneecappings if they persist.

Under this pretext they will go out of their way to shout the most absurdly embarrasing and offensive statements about what "being irish is all about" including a ten thousand word tweet chain about how lucky charms are the pinnicle of civilisation and how the mcdonalds shamrock shake is proof that irishmen like him will lead humanity into the superior future once those tainted by vile britprod genes are exterminated

When called out by literal irish people whom he cannot prove to be faking it, he will at first plead that he is totally one of them and that he is only doing his job as an irishman by hating brits and protestants and unbeaten wives, and when this universal derision persists he will retreat into passive aggressive sulking about how he has been betrayed by his so called fenian brothers and that he is enduring worse suffering than the potato chip famine.

Now switch "irish" for "liberal" and combine this farcical persona with him being the bitterest and most self pitying autist imaginable and whom explicitly uses this schtick as an excuse to scream for vicarious revenge at the high school jocks who failed to show him sufficient respect, and you have the essence of moviebob

Funnily wnough you just described another blight upon humanity prevalent in Boston: the plastic Paddy.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Funnily wnough you just described another blight upon humanity prevalent in Boston: the plastic Paddy.

Bob's more of a strip mall Brahmin.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I was going to make a long-winded post explaining how Bob is part of a dying breed of "establishment neoliberals" who think the greatest minds in corporations and politics are going to come together and build Star Trek when in reality they only exist to maintain the status quo and keep their profit margins high while idiots like Bob think they're temporarily embarrassed millionaire elites, and to an extent, all of that is still true.

But Judge Holden made my hot take seem pedestrian at best. He should teach classes in Bobology 101.

Every Bob does and says is an act. He's making an active, conscious effort to try to look and sound like a "coastal elite liberal" and everything he writes on Twitter and says in his videos is a manufactured, rehearsed and insincere way to bolster that ideal image he has in his head, to the point where he'll try to fulfill offensive stereotypes created by republicans to try and sell the image more, because that what believes good liberals are supposed to do.

He's probably convinced himself he really believes everything he says, but in reality he's too narcissistic and short-sighted to actually care about or understand these issues. Basically, he's in liberal blackface.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Efap have the best takes on Blobenstein: "Moviebob just hates everyone that's better off, happier or more successful than he is; which is everybody."

 

[TowinKarz]

Every Bob does and says is an act. He's making an active, conscious effort to try to look and sound like a "coastal elite liberal" and everything he writes on Twitter and says in his videos is a manufactured, rehearsed and insincere way to bolster that ideal image he has in his head, to the point where he'll try to fulfill offensive stereotypes created by republicans to try and sell the image more, because that what believes good liberals are supposed to do.

A good rule of thumb for avoiding these people in real life, is to never become friends with anyone whose social media feed goes for more than a week without posting a picture of something, anything, just for the picture's sake.

That is, they posted a pic and did not use it as a metaphor or as proof of, their core beliefs.

They just liked it and wanted to share

It can be their cat/dog, a tree, a flower, a train, a lasagna, a pair of shoes, a parking lot... anything.

If a person can post for a month straight an NEVER once dabbles in sharing an interest for interests sake, or just observing the world in a non-political stance, well, you have a soulless ideologue, who lives for forcibly bending the world to their will and can find no joy in it as long as they must suffer WRONGTHINKERS living in ti as well, and nothing of value will come of friending them.

Bob is one of them, the only pics he posts "prove" the stupidity of his enemies....

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Here is the video. I watched about 4 seconds of it to confirm I had it right, and can confirm Bob is an exceptional individual, and something about slimmer hips.

I fucking love that Blobby adores Nintendo a Japanese company that doesn't give two shits about American Virtue Signaling and will never cave and make his Fantasy's come true.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You know, I got nothing.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob has the physique of a zombie that those people lack.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

You know, I got nothing.

I get the bad pun and the fat ugly fucker making fun of people's appearance, but what the fuck is "GGAZPROM"?
I assume it's a play on Capcom, but "gaz prom"?
Whatever.
Bob is an idiot.

 

[Mola Ram]

I get the bad pun and the fat ugly fucker making fun of people's appearance, but what the fuck is "GGAZPROM"?
I assume it's a play on Capcom, but "gaz prom"?
Whatever.
Bob is an idiot.

It's Russia's natural gas company. Because, you see, MAGAts are all in the thrall of Vladimir Putin, and it's certainly not American fracking that's the biggest threat to Gazprom's supremacy, and it's certainly not in Enlightened Europe where Gazprom does the lion's share of its business.

Bob is never more stupid than when he's trying to prove he's clever.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Bob looks like he has no eyes in that picture. Motherfucker literally looks like a T-model BOW. Haunting.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Plus, it's illegal to fuck whales.

How can they actually enforce such a law?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

How can they actually enforce such a law?

I assume that beastiality is still illegal and Bob is certainly large enough to be mistaken for a whale.

He's probably convinced himself he really believes everything he says, but in reality he's too narcissistic and short-sighted to actually care about or understand these issues. Basically, he's in liberal blackface.

So he's similar to Justin Trudeau in that respect, albeit much uglier and belligerent. All we need is a picture or footage of Bob in actual blackface. It would not surprise me in the least if he indulged in it during his pre-"woke" days.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It's Russia's natural gas company. Because, you see, MAGAts are all in the thrall of Vladimir Putin, and it's certainly not American fracking that's the biggest threat to Gazprom's supremacy, and it's certainly not in Enlightened Europe where Gazprom does the lion's share of its business.

Bob is never more stupid than when he's trying to prove he's clever.

He must have forgot that Muller founded no collusion.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Riddle me this and riddle it good, how can the fat man be made out of wood?

Serious question, if "The Superior Future" requires a single world government and China's human rights abuses mean little because "they can change".....shouldn't Bob be FOR Russian interference? Trump being a Russian agent is wrong to begin with but if it was true, he should be excited since Russia would check off the same boxes as China if not MORE considering the amount of global superpowers under their belt.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Riddle me this and riddle it good, how can the fat man be made out of wood?

Serious question, if "The Superior Future" requires a single world government and China's human rights abuses mean little because "they can change".....shouldn't Bob be FOR Russian interference? Trump being a Russian agent is wrong to begin with but if it was true, he should be excited since Russia would check off the same boxes as China if not MORE considering the amount of global superpowers under their belt.

Well that's because he believes that Russia is a dystopia while China possesses the technological means of "The Superior Future" based on the movies he's seen.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Well that's because he believes that Russia is a dystopia while China possesses the technological means of "The Superior Future" based on the movies he's seen.

Yes but he also considers America to be a potential creator of the Superior Future, an America that is "already under Russian control" and could then hypothetically later control China. Both of which could "change them from the inside" as he believes will happen if China's the one taking over the world.

 

[Flexo]

Yes but he also considers America to be a potential creator of the Superior Future, an America that is "already under Russian control" and could then hypothetically later control China. Both of which could "change them from the inside" as he believes will happen if China's the one taking over the world.

You forget which girls of which nation he has the hots for.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

You forget which nation he has the hots for.

FTFY