Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

Friendship with Wu is over. Kim Yo is new simp hotness
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Current Robots aren't superior enough
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He really wants his catchphrase to take off
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Mario gifs instead of superhero analogies - is he maturing or regressing?
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• Yellow fever has gone into overdrive.
• He should be scared of food delivering robots because they are taking his future job
• He unironically believes that Alex Jones is a political activist and not a conspiracy crackpot
• He's regressing
• Gay sword is BULLSHIT! The handle representing Provence and Catalonia entwined is a symbol for how well they get along.

@Adamska was right when he said that Bob is a smoothbrain who needs a tard handler.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I have my doubts Bob could move his flippers fast enough to take care of a typical drive thru order. Fast food places may be unskilled work but they want LOW order times.

yeah, he'd be sweeping floors and cleaning toilets for sure

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

yeah, he'd be sweeping floors and cleaning toilets for sure

He'd quit within a week. That is if he even gets hired because of his sparse work history or general bad attitude.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Haha, Blob is such a twisted cunt. Imagine simping for that evil cunt; especially as she's not even particularly attractive.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Haha, Blob is such a twisted cunt. Imagine simping for that evil cunt; especially as she's not even particularly attractive.

Bob looking at a republican soccermom doing some gay protest over lockdown - "Wow, ugh. Look at this.... CREATURE. Just awful. Braindead, heartless ghoul.

Bob looking at a mass murderer and politically incompetent executioner in a dictatorship - "She is hot. I cant believe people make fun of her, who knows what her personality is like. This is just racism from hicks, like anti-China propaganda all over again due to boredom."

This fat nigga seriously must be just trying now to find a way on becoming a social pariah with Twitter.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Hes a diabetic fat man with an idiot brother who lives in a basement and shit talks on twitter all day. All he does is angry post and can lie about his health, knowledge and love life because he is a depressed bottom of the barrel boring hyper-capitalist cum dumpster and knows it.

Yeah, he gets money for posting low effort videos and minor retweets, but look at his fans and supporters who are also all legit mutants or pant shitting cripples.

Bob is interesting because his ego might be the highest on Kiwifarms. Even Chris would have moments of admitting fault. Bob can NEVER do that despite being human waste and getting all his ass pats from people like this.

So dont bother getting heated. This guy is heated 24/7 and a heart attack or stroke will claim him soon enough in a dumpy basement with a legacy of only being the worst parts of a somethingawful goon mixed with /r/iamverysmart

MOAR ABDL?!?! I'm noticing a pattern fam.

Robert has been either silent or tepid with the sexual assault allegations on Biden from Tara Reade.

He's spoken on the subject. His answer to the assault question is SEE EDIT well maybe something happened but just vote him in then have an official investigation while he's president and if he's found to be "guilty" then we can replace him. Trump is too big of a threat to the superior future to little thing like "believe all women" to get in the way.

He said something pretty close to this like a month or two ago but I can't find it right now.

EDIT:

I finally got around to looking for it and I was wrong. His reasoning is far more Bob than I thought. He wants an investigation to happen now rather than during the election. He holds onto "believe all women" but, Bob being Bob, is more concerned with replacing Biden, most likely Fauxcahauntus herself, than he does about any sort of justice for an assault victim. It's a bit of a rabbit trail but I'll do my best to put it in order in the spoiler.

Spoiler: yarr! Here there be exceptionalism!

🎃 Agent Cooper, Live From Quarentine 👻 on Twitter

“@MatthewSenn1 @MelloPantherP @the_moviebob Bob said he's doing nothing. He's wrong, his fundraising & efforts with bills surrounding COVID19 prove that”

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Manufacturing Dissent on Twitter

“@the_moviebob You said he had a twitch stream. You were inferring he was doing nothing of value and that Elizabeth Warren was doing the real important work which is horseshit from top to bottom.”

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Manufacturing Dissent on Twitter

“@the_moviebob You can pretend like you weren’t being dismissive of his efforts if you want but it’s obvious that was the point of the post.”

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And here I believe is the crux of the issue.

https://twitter.com/BAITzaDUST/status/1243028072170954753

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And here come the hot takes that have nothing to do with turning mommy senator into mommy presdient

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“@Sticky_Llama @Herostratus356 On this we agree. This requires serious investigation and consideration, period.”

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“@cantfakethefunk @BAITzaDUST I'm not going to play that game, guys. Especially since an investigation would bear that out if it was the case.”

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“@NlNOCHKA If she's telling the truth, it needs to be investigated. If she's not, an investigation will uncover it. Better now than during the election - time enough to get another candidate.”

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“@TimmNeeley The bottom line is that the charges demand investigation - if they are true, it needs to be known and justice has to be done. If not true, the lack of an investigation would cause the question to hang unnecessarily over the campaign.”

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Bob feels the Bern!

BLOOM*IZ the Tree of Language on Twitter

“@Silverspetz @the_moviebob How is saying that a vote for any Democrat is progress, in response to someone saying Biden would not be progress, not defending Biden? I honestly cannot understand the mental gymnastics here. Anyway I'm British so good luck with your choice between two rapists 👋”

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“@Altaria87 My position on Biden's accuser is that it requires investigation, as all such things do, and if found to be legitimate (or even if not a serious impediment to campaign success) he should stand aside and The DNC should follow established policy regard his delegates.”

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[Things Better Forgotten]

Also, Kim Yo Jong wont fuck Bob so there's no reason for him to white knight for her.

Neither will any other woman troon, but he white knights all the same.

 

[Flexo]

If the Chinese government has the overwhelming support the Chinese people, doesn't that mean that the "not all Germans were nazies, had to go with Flow etc." defense doesn't apply and that the Chinese people, not just government, are genocial fascists?

Big brains, Wu, big brains.

Plus they seem to not realize American distrust of the government isn't a bug, but a feature.

If anything I think the number shown in that graph is too high.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

He really wants his catchphrase to take off

So Bob backs Big Pharma? Noted. Just because Bill Gates is pushing pushing vaccines does not mean he is doing it for completely altruistic reasons. I'm not suggesting that Billy Boy has ill intentions, but skepticism and wariness should be encouraged because questioning authority is a normal human response. Bob cannot understand this because he is more closely related to a slug than he is a human.

Thinkers vs. Believers. Jesus Christ. Stop it with this utterly moronic catchphrase already. A) You have no influence beyond the pathetic bootlickers that stroke your ego, and B) you are part of a herd mentality that screeches "ORANGE MAN BAD" 24/7. You have a intellectual depth of a puddle during the hottest day in July.

 

[cypocryphy]

Love how Bob gave a big shoutout to the believers the other day with his Ramadan virtue signaling.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I present to you, the Ballad of of Bob Schittman (Chipman.) It is most likely a bit askew since I'm not used to writing poetry or anything with meter, but I had fun writing it, so whatever.

Bob Schittman was the angriest fanboy you've even seen
Spent his days parked in front of a computer screen,
During those long, lonely nights he sat,
In newsgroups picking fights he would rant,
About a glorious superior future only he could see,
And bravely insulted those who dared disagree.

Bob Schittman’s pride would never let him back down,
For when it to came to geekdom he wore the crown.
His fellow nerds cried out to ease their plight,
For God to smite Bob, whom they disliked.
On one summer evening a storm outside brewed,
While Schittman sat at his keyboard and viciously stewed.

The heavens outside howled with violent fury,
Bob’s fingers raced, and his heartbeat hurried.
Lightning crashed with a thunderous roar,
The north wind wailed, and his hatred soared.
What Bob didn’t know, the fabric of spacetime unraveled,
Through countless small tears, sickly ghouls would then travel.

A corpulent spook of glowing green slime,
Slipped through a crack, down the stairs it would climb.
Bob couldn’t see it, blinded by self-righteous rage,
The ghoul saw him and crawled toward its prey
By the time Bob turned around, it far, far too late,
The ghoul then possessed him, sealing his fate

Bob’s stocky build, it rapidly expanded,
He then lost his balance, with a tremor he landed.
Fatty folds pressed up against his straining t-shirt
His cargo pants burst, now just a mere skirt.
He became something less human, and to his chagrin.
A drop of green slime fell from Bob’s triple chin.

He lumbered up the stairs, driven by hunger,
To the kitchen he went, the fridge he would plunder.
Its contents consumed in less than a minute,
Yet it wasn’t enough, his hunger had no limit.
His brother walked in and much to his horror,
Learned that the Bob he loved was simply no more.

Bob turned to him with a ravenous gaze,
His jaw then unhinged, his mind in a haze.
He lunged at his brother from across the room,
And pinned him to the floor. Ready to consume.
Though his brother struggled, he could not resist,
Bob devoured him whole. Yet the hunger persists.

He slithered out the back and onto the street,
Hoping his next meal, he would soon meet.
And thus it begins. Our tale of woe,
Of a man named Bob, and the chaos he’d sow.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

MOAR ABDL‽‽ I'm noticing a pattern fam.

He's spoken on the subject. His answer to the assault question is well maybe something happened but just vote him in then have an official investigation while he's president and if he's found to be "guilty" then we can replace him. Trump is too big of a threat to the superior future to little thing like "believe all women" to get in the way.

He said something pretty close to this like a month or two ago but I can't find it right now.

I don't think cinematic robesity knows how government works.

 

[docuseal]

She is a Chinese woman that... I don't know what she does. All I see of her is posing with microscopes and work benches. Wikipedia says she's a "DIY maker" whatever the fuck that is. She had 15 minutes of fame when a journalist outed her as a lesbian for clicks, risking her getting arrested.

she has a thread in the Beauty Parlor, fyi.

 

[Neko GF]

"I love you Kim Yo Jong!! Will you please be my tyrannical Asian girlboss waifu!!!":

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1254448328345075713 (Archive)

A mass-murder is still a mass-murder.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

cleans up pretty good as complicit mass-murderers go

What the fuck did he mean by this?

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

What the fuck did he mean by this?

It’s a shallow attempt to hand-wave away criticism for simping over a murderous dictator.

 

[Ashen One]

"I love you Kim Yo Jong!! Will you please be my tyrannical Asian girlboss waifu!!!":
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A mass-murder is still a mass-murder.

Does it still count if it's less "created Fascism" than "managed to make the trains run on time"?

Does it still count if it's less "caused the holocaust" than "created animal protection laws"?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Man imagine if Hitler was a girl you would have people like Bob tripping over themselves explaining away the Holocaust.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

"I love you Kim Yo Jong!! Will you please be my tyrannical Asian girlboss waifu!!!":
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A mass-murder is still a mass-murder.

Not when they murder the RIGHT PEOPLE. Remember, there are no bad tactics, only bad targets.

I could almost hear that whiny, greasy voice typing that out.

 

[Chilson]

Man imagine if Hitler was a girl you would have people like Bob tripping over themselves explaining away the Holocaust.

Bob already is with Miss North Korea