Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mr Snek]

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These tweets are one of the strangest things Bob has ever posted, it's out of touch on the same level as "superior future I earned". He seems to believe that after a few months of lockdown that largely hasn't changed peoples living situations or quality of life, society will suddenly devolve into something like an 80's slasher fic. I can't comprehend how he could come to that conclusion, I can't even think of any pop culture movies that have a plot like that. The only thing I can put it down to is Bob being so terrified of any change to his comfortable life that he believes the entire planet will be unrecognizably changed.

 

[Mola Ram]

I can't even think of any pop culture movies that have a plot like that.

The only one that comes to mind is Phantasm II, but Bob would never watch something that metal.

 

[dickass42069]

These tweets are one of the strangest things Bob has ever posted, it's out of touch on the same level as "superior future I earned". He seems to believe that after a few months of lockdown that largely hasn't changed peoples living situations or quality of life, society will suddenly devolve into something like an 80's slasher fic. I can't comprehend how he could come to that conclusion, I can't even think of any pop culture movies that have a plot like that. The only thing I can put it down to is Bob being so terrified of any change to his comfortable life that he believes the entire planet will be unrecognizably changed.

"Superior Future I earned" is at least understandable as Bob being miserable and self centered enough to think he deserves to live in Star Trek for being such a great person. His latest ramblings are Smiley tier nonsense that's so dumb he's probably going to say he was only pretending to be retarded within a few days.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bobby is defensive about reviewing capeshit:

Maybe you should get a real job like the rest of us schlubs, Bob. I don't know if I want to depend on an obese movie critic with a knife in the woods after a societal collapse.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

These tweets are one of the strangest things Bob has ever posted, it's out of touch on the same level as "superior future I earned". He seems to believe that after a few months of lockdown that largely hasn't changed peoples living situations or quality of life, society will suddenly devolve into something like an 80's slasher fic. I can't comprehend how he could come to that conclusion, I can't even think of any pop culture movies that have a plot like that. The only thing I can put it down to is Bob being so terrified of any change to his comfortable life that he believes the entire planet will be unrecognizably changed.

He does know that police are one of those essential employee groups that are still working, right? He seems to think that it's some kind of free-for-all depopulated wasteland outside. The bit about roads being wrong sounds like the beginning of a descent into full on Lovecraftian madness.

Credit where it's due, this is the most interesting story concept he's ever come up with. It'd be more impressive if it were a result of actual creativity and not his cargo cult understanding of sensationalist news reports coupled with his complete lack of touch with reality.

Especially weird is that the whole rant makes it sound like a really good idea to reopen everything. If people are disappearing in droves, presumably the targets of large numbers of free roaming serial killers, and some kind of horrific infrastructure entropy is setting in, maybe the 1% death rate among the sick and elderly is something we've gotta risk to prevent that. Ironic considering how vehemently he hates the people who want more freedom of work and movement.

 

[Imposteroak]

The reason people point out he reviews cape shit is because it's hilarious how smug and out of his depth he is when he goes on political rants. It's like watching a burger flipper go on some edgey nihilist tirade. It's funny and it obviously gets a rise out of him. It's not a gotcha, it's a punchline.

 

[Chilson]

He does know that police are one of those essential employee groups that are still working, right? He seems to think that it's some kind of free-for-all depopulated wasteland outside. The bit about roads being wrong sounds like the beginning of a descent into full on Lovecraftian madness.

Credit where it's due, this is the most interesting story concept he's ever come up with. It'd be more impressive if it were a result of actual creativity and not his cargo cult understanding of sensationalist news reports coupled with his complete lack of touch with reality.

Especially weird is that the whole rant makes it sound like a really good idea to reopen everything. If people are disappearing in droves, presumably the targets of large numbers of free roaming serial killers, and some kind of horrific infrastructure entropy is setting in, maybe the 1% death rate among the sick and elderly is something we've gotta risk to prevent that. Ironic considering how vehemently he hates the people who want more freedom of work and movement.

its just the purge but without all the stupid government approval. Its really not creative in anyway.

 

[lolwatagain]

He does know that police are one of those essential employee groups that are still working, right? He seems to think that it's some kind of free-for-all depopulated wasteland outside. The bit about roads being wrong sounds like the beginning of a descent into full on Lovecraftian madness.

Credit where it's due, this is the most interesting story concept he's ever come up with. It'd be more impressive if it were a result of actual creativity and not his cargo cult understanding of sensationalist news reports coupled with his complete lack of touch with reality.

Especially weird is that the whole rant makes it sound like a really good idea to reopen everything. If people are disappearing in droves, presumably the targets of large numbers of free roaming serial killers, and some kind of horrific infrastructure entropy is setting in, maybe the 1% death rate among the sick and elderly is something we've gotta risk to prevent that. Ironic considering how vehemently he hates the people who want more freedom of work and movement.

I think Bob hasn't left his basement since the lockdown started. A lot of people are still going outside for walks and purchasing groceries and the like, so most people are still seeing their neighbors daily and it would be somewhat obvious if someone "disappeared". The only explanation is that he thinks everyone is staying indoors, locked away from the rest of the world.

Or he's combined multiple Twilight Zone episodes into some kind of fever dream, but I don't think Bob would be the kind of person to marathon all of the classic episodes.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I forgot my idiot translator.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

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SerialkillerBob
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4.5 MONTHS!
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CHINA = GOOD
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"barreled ranged-weaponry"
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And its just funny that he retweeted this
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What in the actual fuck is this?

At first, when I read "the country" opens up, I thought, silly Bob, Trump doesn't have a magic key that unlocks all doors in the country to allow them to leave. That's not how things work. But wow, Bob actually thinks Trump has reality warping powers. Roads have changed, wives have changed, people vanish, houses vanish, towns vanish, documentations vanish. All in the span of 4 months.

I've never seen "US", but isn't that some "black" wish fulfillment movie? I love that he compares "driving someplace out of the way" to the lost colony of Roanoke. Big Brain. He really thinks rural areas are completely disconnected to civilization. He thinks America is the movie "Nothing But Trouble" and he's the yuppie Chevy Chase. I love watching his mental break down. And I just noticed this is on his "professional" Twitter.

This, and the other Tweet I didn't quote, reference 4 months. Is this fat brain trying to pretend that he knew about the severity of Wu-Flu back in January, like the rest of the media? Not to pat myself on the back, but I'm a little too obsessed with politics and current events, and people weren't taking this seriously even by mid March. Is there any evidence of what Bob thought of Wu-Flu before the media was more worried about racism than people actually dying?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m new to this thread, so forgive my wetardation. Is there a “Bob’s gayest hits” list of all his best sperging/most cringeworthy events? His earnestness about Mario and Nintendo make me lol but the shitty, enraged political takes are a dime a dozen and frankly his overly emotional tweets make me embarrassed for him. But I’d love to find out more lore about e.g. the Mountain Dew chicken. TIA.

 

[Jack Awful]

And yet I'd rather be friends with any of those supposed racist, homophobic, Luddite gun lovers than spend even one minute around a fat, ignorant blowhard with a fetish for authoritarian governments that exterminate anyone who disagrees with him.

For someone who hates racism, Bob sure hates lots of groups made up of people he doesn't know based purely on stereotypes and the color of their skin.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I’m new to this thread, so forgive my wetardation. Is there a “Bob’s gayest hits” list of all his best sperging/most cringeworthy events? His earnestness about Mario and Nintendo make me lol but the shitty, enraged political takes are a dime a dozen and frankly his overly emotional tweets make me embarrassed for him. But I’d love to find out more lore about e.g. the Mountain Dew chicken. TIA.

The second OP used to have a small section dedicated to a few of them, things like "moon wheat" and the entire "autism blackface" meltdown. However, that seems to have been edited out of it at some point.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I forgot my idiot translator.
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Holy shit, he just let it slip in that last Tweet that he does in fact think North Korea in 2020 is desirable. Might as well stop trying to cloak your Kim Yo-Jong lust in irony, Robert. We all know it's not actually a joke. If you had enough balls to actually take a position that your limited brain power recognizes is unpopular, you'd be one of those uber-tankies who says that negative info about the DPRK is all American propaganda.

And of course you want socialism to be a lifestyle brand Robert. That's your entire view of political ideologies. It doesn't matter what each side actually believes or if anything they believe in actually gets implemented, just that your side wins and you get rewarded for backing them.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

And of course you want socialism to be a lifestyle brand Robert. That's your entire view of political ideologies. It doesn't matter what each side actually believes or if anything they believe in actually gets implemented, just that your side wins and you get rewarded for backing them.

His political views, when they aren’t being a asshole to people who were mean to him in his high school geometry class, essentially boiled down to “Don’t ask questions, consume product then get excited for next product.”

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Has he ever had a girlfriend or mentioned having gone on a date? His entire life seems to consist of chimping about politics, eating, and generally living every waking second online. (Not nearly enough sperging about Mario lately for my taste.) Does he betray any awareness that his public image is that of an estrogen-heavy, weird old virgin?

 

[King Dead]

I think Bob hasn't left his basement since the lockdown started. A lot of people are still going outside for walks and purchasing groceries and the like, so most people are still seeing their neighbors daily and it would be somewhat obvious if someone "disappeared". The only explanation is that he thinks everyone is staying indoors, locked away from the rest of the world.

Or he's combined multiple Twilight Zone episodes into some kind of fever dream, but I don't think Bob would be the kind of person to marathon all of the classic episodes.

He had a tweet a couple weeks ago where he mused about going outside and seeing how the "rewilding" is going. I'd be very surprised to hear he actually did go out, but it further shows his complete ignorance on basic science. Yes, we've had reports of dolphins showing up in harbors since there's barely any sea traffic, and people might be seeing a little more wildlife in their neighborhoods, but it's hilarious that he actually believes he'd be able to tell the difference after like two months of lockdown. And that's assuming he even went outside before this began to have a reference point to compare against.

Has he ever had a girlfriend or mentioned having gone on a date? His entire life seems to consist of chimping about politics, eating, and generally living every waking second online. (Not nearly enough sperging about Mario lately for my taste.) Does he betray any awareness that his public image is that of an estrogen-heavy, weird old virgin?

Blobbo occasionally makes oblique references to having had relationships (that tortured cookout metaphor still gets to me), but he's offered zero proof. There's that pic of him presumably at a con with several girls on a bed with him, but considering he was hoverhanding even then, it's probably safe to say he didn't get his dick wet that night.

I feel like if Bob had a girlfriend, he wouldn't shut up about her because he can't help but brag whenever something remotely good happens to him. Since he's said absolutely nothing, he's either ridiculously good at keeping personal details hidden, or he doesn't have one. Apply Occam's Razor again, and that's your likely answer: Bob's a literal incel.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Has he ever had a girlfriend or mentioned having gone on a date? His entire life seems to consist of chimping about politics, eating, and generally living every waking second online. (Not nearly enough sperging about Mario lately for my taste.) Does he betray any awareness that his public image is that of an estrogen-heavy, weird old virgin?

Bob on twitter has said the following

1. He has had a threesome with hot babes and other sexual encounters.

2. He can bench 300 on average.

3. That he could live in the woods with just a knife.

In short, no. The only thing he can do is jerk off nonstop on Twitter and pretend to be something that wont die a virgin fatso who posts the most garbage political posts of all time over and over.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

IBlobbo occasionally makes oblique references to having had relationships (that tortured cookout metaphor still gets to me), but he's offered zero proof. There's that pic of him presumably at a con with several girls on a bed with him, but considering he was hoverhanding even then, it's probably safe to say he didn't get his dick wet that night.

I feel like if Bob had a girlfriend, he wouldn't shut up about her because he can't help but brag whenever something remotely good happens to him. Since he's said absolutely nothing, he's either ridiculously good at keeping personal details hidden, or he doesn't have one. Apply Occam's Razor again, and that's your likely answer: Bob's a literal incel.

Anyone bored enough to elaborate on the cookout metaphor? Lulzy af that he claims he’s had group sex. He must be referring to Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

 

[assdick42069]

Anyone bored enough to elaborate on the cookout metaphor?

But during the stone age except with food because Bob's got brain issues with food. I'm too lazy to find it but someone asked him about his sex life and he responded with "I show up alone to barbecues but rarely make my own plate."
No, nobody knows what he meant by this.