Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

A lot of left wing people disregard this guy and say the best way to convert people is to use violence. The best way to do so is to let them spout their ideals and then point out why they are wrong and how dangerous it is when drawn out to its logical conclusion. Treating them like people instead of a punching bag works well.

That would require higher cognition and empathy. Which, in this case Is not gonna show up.

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Mild PL, but (unsurprisingly) I have a history with WN movements and people like Blobbo are their bread, butter and wet dream rolled into one. Something the recruiter can bring to bear to show and say "See? This is what absolutely EVERY ONE of these (Leftists/ZOG Sheep/Niggerlovers/Jewish lapdogs/whatever they're using for their pitch) want. They want to kill you, they want to kill you and your brothers."

Between Blob and other vitriolic idiots, is it really surprising recruitment is up with these groups?

 

[Positron]

With all this talk about science, I feel like Bob honestly hates Jurassic Park because it showcases the evils of science.

He's already demonstrated this with other franchises like The Terminator.

Science is only evil when it is in the hands of obsolete mayonnaise ghouls. Bobby pitched a revenge fantasy where the Terminator is sent to protect a genius pee o'sea girl, whose invention would usher in Superior Robotic Future, from the obsolete jock dudebros technophobes who seek to kill her.

This is straight from Bobby's mouth (7:10 onwards)
That's how I fix the Terminator movies:
- A new set-up replacing technophobia with a more science-positive angle.
- A villain driven by ideology instead of programming.
- A new distinctly 21st-century heroine.
- And a new robotic hero that can pave the way for further expansions of the franchaise.

"And why do I think this would save the brand? Shit I don't know but oh I can see my pecker coming out of the fat fold again!"

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Science is only evil when it is in the hands of obsolete mayonnaise ghouls. Bobby pitched a revenge fantasy where the Terminator is sent to protect a genius pee o'sea girl, whose invention would usher in Superior Robotic Future, from the obsolete jock dudebros technophobes who seek to kill her.

This is straight from Bobby's mouth (7:10 onwards)
That's how I fix the Terminator movies:
- A new set-up replacing technophobia with a more science-positive angle.
- A villain driven by ideology instead of programming.
- A new distinctly 21st-century heroine.
- And a new robotic hero that can pave the way for further expansions of the franchaise.
"And why do I think this would save the brand? Shit I don't know but it makes my tiny pecker emerge out of the fat fold."

His patch just sounds as bad as Genysis and Dark Fate.

 

[Adamska]

His patch just sounds as bad as Genysis and Dark Fate.

It's worse IMO, since at least those had some of the bare basic tone of the franchise, if done like shit.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It's worse IMO, since at least those had some of the bare basic tone of the franchise, if done like shit.

I don't know, you got to at least have the ambition to kill off John Connor and replace them with three unlikeable cunts.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There are few things as pathetic as a 40-something never-kissed man “pitching” movie ideas on social media, not just once but for years on end. Either nobody in his life has ever had a come-to-Jesus talk with him about growing up or it’s impossible to hear common sense while living in the family basement.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

There are few things as pathetic as a 40-something never-kissed man “pitching” movie ideas on social media, not just once but for years on end

Since you are new to the thread, it's important to note that Bob's "pitches" are nothing but rehashes, remakes, and reboots of franchises with extreme ideologies pointlessly crammed in. You might assume that he'd be perfect working for Disney given their movies nowadays are nothing but remakes and franchises, but Bob is unlikeable and lazy as fuck.

 

[Bolo]

His patch just sounds as bad as Genysis and Dark Fate.

Oh yeah, I remeber this pitch...it way worse than anything Genysis or Dark Fate can offer.

it is probably one, if not the most stupid thing Robert has ever said.

For those who don't want to watch this crap, here is the gist of Robet's idea: In a utopian future that now machines took over every manual labour, dissatisfied humans that lost their place in society (technophobe rednecks), are going back to the past to kill the person whose technology is going to usher this utopian future... Said person to be the daughter of the black guy who got the shaft in Terminator 2 (girls gotta love the science).

So the clever "twist" Robert has is, that this time, it is a human terminator against a robot, and instead of preventing the future, it is to keep it. And the human terminator gotta be genetic engineered or some shit so he can go toe to toe with a robot...

If you didn't get it, this is the genius of Robert's pitch, a guy goes back in time so he can have the priviledge of having a FUCKING BLUE COLAR WORK IN THE FUTURE!!! The same guy who not only has access to miracle tech and time travel, but also super genetic powers, needs to go back in time so people like him can have a "jerb"... instead of you know, taking over the past and living like a king.

And you can poke as many holes as you can on this shit, like, if it is a utopian future where everybody is provided, why would you have people longing for manual labour? You know Robert, coal miners don't really like being coal miners and having black lungs, but they need to be because opportunities for those people aren't dropping from the heaven like mana.

And this is the main issue whenever Robert tries to give his ideas any substance, they show his really wrapped views on reality. I mean, having a super powered hillbilly can be a fun idea, but the context Robert uses comes from a place of not just hatred, but gross misunderstandingof what he seems to be criticising.

Its like a Neil Breen movie, behind the childish awfullness of the stories, lies a quite disturbed display of a unstable person. I don't think Robert is on the same level of crazy, but I get the feeling that not all his screws are there either.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Oh yeah, I remeber this pitch...it way worse than anything Genysis or Dark Fate can offer.

it is probably one, if not the most stupid thing Robert has ever said.

For those who don't want to watch this crap, here is the gist of Robet's idea: In a utopian future that now machines took over every manual labour, dissatisfied humans that lost their place in society (technophobe rednecks), are going back to the past to kill the person whose technology is going to usher this utopian future... Said person to be the daughter of the black guy who got the shaft in Terminator 2 (girls gotta love the science).

So the clever "twist" Robert has is, that this time, it is a human terminator against a robot, and instead of preventing the future, it is to keep it. And the human terminator gotta be genetic engineered or some shit so he can go toe to toe with a robot...

If you didn't get it, this is the genius of Robert's pitch, a guy goes back in time so he can have the priviledge of having a FUCKING BLUE COLAR WORK IN THE FUTURE!!! The same guy who not only has access to miracle tech and time travel, but also super genetic powers, needs to go back in time so people like him can have a "jerb"... instead of you know, taking over the past and living like a king.

And you can poke as many holes as you can on this shit, like, if it is a utopian future where everybody is provided, why would you have people longing for manual labour? You know Robert, coal miners don't really like being coal miners and having black lungs, but they need to be because opportunities for those people aren't dropping from the heaven like mana.

And this is the main issue whenever Robert tries to give his ideas any substance, they show his really wrapped views on reality. I mean, having a super powered hillbilly can be a fun idea, but the context Robert uses comes from a place of not just hatred, but gross misunderstandingof what he seems to be criticising.

Its like a Neil Breen movie, behind the childish awfullness of the stories, lies a quite disturbed display of a unstable person. I don't think Robert is on the same level of crazy, but I get the feeling that not all his screws are there either.

Not to mention that people are for this and think he should be pitching more ideas.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You might assume that he'd be perfect working for Disney given their movies nowadays are nothing but remakes and franchises

Lol no I wouldn’t. Even ideologues prefer to work with people with good personalities. If Blob bumped into Bob Chapek or Bob Iger, he’d immediately start lecturing them on how badly they do their jobs and how all they have to do is subscribe to him on YouTube or follow him on Twitter to see the error of their ways. Dude has zero fucking humility.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Since you are new to the thread, it's important to note that Bob's "pitches" are nothing but rehashes, remakes, and reboots of franchises with extreme ideologies pointlessly crammed in. You might assume that he'd be perfect working for Disney given their movies nowadays are nothing but remakes and franchises, but Bob is unlikeable and lazy as fuck.

You're forgetting his other style of pitch: putting one franchise's characters into the plot of another franchise, usually one they don't mesh with at all. "Care Bears do Paradise Lost" isn't as detailed as his Terminator pitch, but it's certainly right up there with it in terms of "great ideas" he's had. Maybe you'd put that under "rehashes" but I'd consider it more of a mashup. A batshit insane mashup.

 

[Bolo]

Not to mention that people are for this and think he should be pitching more ideas.

And I say, keep pitching these stupid idea Robert, keep wasting your time making these stupid videos, and fancing yourself as a idea guy.

Because unless you are a rich producer in Hollywood, idea guys are utterly worthless people, forever frustated that their genius won't ever get the recognition that it deserves.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

And I say, keep pitching these stupid idea Robert, keep wasting your time making these stupid videos, and fancing yourself as a idea guy.

Because unless you are a rich producer in Hollywood, idea guys are utterly worthless people, forever frustated that their genius won't ever get the recognition that it deserves.

Not gonna PL but I can tell you with absolute certainty that nobody in Hollywood is paying attention to movie ideas from internet randos. Bob isn’t an “influencer” with people who make movies. They don’t even know he’s alive. Which makes it even more hilarious. He may as well be tweeting @royalfamily with advice for Queen Elizabeth II on how to modernize the monarchy. In either case, zero attention will come his way from anyone who matters.

 

[King Dead]

Were any children involved?

No, but the same thing comes to mind when I read The Expanse novels, since their spacecraft are powered by "Epstein drives." I'm sure there's a halfway decent parody you can make with that, but I'd rather not think about it.

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Bob's galaxy brain takes on politics are always astounding. If the Blue Wall™ could be placated in their obsolete brains to vote for a muslim black by having a boring white VP, what happened with Hil-dawg?

Also more of Bob's favorite tweet stalking victim, and the Green New Deal!

As @Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake said, Bob really is the perfect person to point to and say "this is what [X] truly believes," because he just lays it all out with no filter whatsoever. "If not for that pesky electoral college, we'd have the strong independent multi-racial pansexual demigender latinx disabled genderqueer president that we're supposed to have! But those damn white males who made the Constitution are standing in our way, so we must tear them down for the SOOPEERIYAH FYUCHA!!!"

Maybe you should focus less on who represents "the Party" and more on who represents the country, Bobbo. Maybe then your side will stop losing elections (when you're not cheating, anyway).

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Not gonna PL but I can tell you with absolute certainty that nobody in Hollywood is paying attention to movie ideas from internet randos. Bob isn’t an “influencer” with people who make movies. They don’t even know he’s alive. Which makes it even more hilarious. He may as well be tweeting @royalfamily with advice for Queen Elizabeth II on how to modernize the monarchy. In either case, zero attention will come his way from anyone who matters.

That holds true with all his opinions about everything.

 

[Adamska]

I don't know, you got to at least have the ambition to kill off John Connor and replace them with three unlikeable cunts.

They at least kept the "tech bad" element, which is still more than Bobby. I am not saying they are good though, since they've been wanting and trying to kill John since 4 for no fucking reason.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Lol no I wouldn’t. Even ideologues prefer to work with people with good personalities. If Blob bumped into Bob Chapek or Bob Iger, he’d immediately start lecturing them on how badly they do their jobs and how all they have to do is subscribe to him on YouTube or follow him on Twitter to see the error of their ways. Dude has zero fucking humility.

The fact that he truly believes the heads of a mega corporation listening to him is hilarious. I can’t see them hiring a fat, sweaty, lazy, and plain stupid man child to be a executive for their divisions.

Oh yeah, I remeber this pitch...it way worse than anything Genysis or Dark Fate can offer.

it is probably one, if not the most stupid thing Robert has ever said.

For those who don't want to watch this crap, here is the gist of Robet's idea: In a utopian future that now machines took over every manual labour, dissatisfied humans that lost their place in society (technophobe rednecks), are going back to the past to kill the person whose technology is going to usher this utopian future... Said person to be the daughter of the black guy who got the shaft in Terminator 2 (girls gotta love the science).

So the clever "twist" Robert has is, that this time, it is a human terminator against a robot, and instead of preventing the future, it is to keep it. And the human terminator gotta be genetic engineered or some shit so he can go toe to toe with a robot...

If you didn't get it, this is the genius of Robert's pitch, a guy goes back in time so he can have the priviledge of having a FUCKING BLUE COLAR WORK IN THE FUTURE!!! The same guy who not only has access to miracle tech and time travel, but also super genetic powers, needs to go back in time so people like him can have a "jerb"... instead of you know, taking over the past and living like a king.

And you can poke as many holes as you can on this shit, like, if it is a utopian future where everybody is provided, why would you have people longing for manual labour? You know Robert, coal miners don't really like being coal miners and having black lungs, but they need to be because opportunities for those people aren't dropping from the heaven like mana.

And this is the main issue whenever Robert tries to give his ideas any substance, they show his really wrapped views on reality. I mean, having a super powered hillbilly can be a fun idea, but the context Robert uses comes from a place of not just hatred, but gross misunderstandingof what he seems to be criticising.

Its like a Neil Breen movie, behind the childish awfullness of the stories, lies a quite disturbed display of a unstable person. I don't think Robert is on the same level of crazy, but I get the feeling that not all his screws are there either.

What really amazes me is how he completely ignores the meaning behind the first two. The two good ones are reminders about the potential danger computers and AI have if placed in the hands of wrong people in the 80s and 90s. Hell, even Jurassic Park showed this as Dennis Nedry (who was a asshole slob like Bob) turning off down the systems with a virus, combined with the foolish attempt to revive dinosaurs with genetics and cloning, created severe consequences.

Now to be fair, Bob’s pitch could be at least interesting if the human terminator was sympathetic by showing the downside of Bob’s utopia leaving the humans (working class people) in extreme poverty and homeless and the experts in charge are oppressive assholes that punish the working class humans. But this is Bob we’re discussing here, so the human terminator has to be a blue collar racist asshole.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

What really amazes me is how he completely ignores the meaning behind the first two. The two good ones are reminders about the potential danger computers and AI have if placed in the hands of wrong people in the 80s and 90s. Hell, even Jurassic Park showed this as Dennis Nedry (who was a asshole slob like Bob) turning off down the systems with a virus, combined with the foolish attempt to revive dinosaurs with genetics and cloning, created severe consequences.

Now to be fair, Bob’s pitch could be at least interesting if the human terminator was sympathetic by showing the downside of Bob’s utopia leaving the humans (working class people) in extreme poverty and homeless and the experts in charge are oppressive assholes that punish the working class humans. But this is Bob we’re discussing here, so the human terminator has to be a blue collar racist asshole.

You know in the hands of someone not as stupid or as vengeful as Bob, this could work well as like an anti-corporatist series where the "blue-collar racist asshole" goes over to take out poc (pock) girl before realizing that she was more tossed under the bus by the corporate suits who bought her technology and tossed out all of the working-class people.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You know in the hands of someone not as stupid or as vengeful as Bob, this could work well as like an anti-corporatist series where the "blue-collar racist asshole" goes over to take out poc (pock) girl before realizing that she was more tossed under the bus by the corporate suits who bought her technology and tossed out all of the working-class people.

I agree with that as well. It could serve as a reminder to how vital the world needs the working class no matter how the future will be different and how hard the corporations can try.

At the least, the poc girl could be a misunderstood anti hero who's forced to the terrible actions against her choice in fear of her boss and she redeems herself by helping the blue collar worker fight back against the greedy CEO who is foolishly crippling the world’s society.

But yet again, we can’t have that for Bob, because for him it’s about sticking it to the right wingers who told him to quit be annoying in high school.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Oh yeah, I remeber this pitch...it way worse than anything Genysis or Dark Fate can offer.

it is probably one, if not the most stupid thing Robert has ever said.

For those who don't want to watch this crap, here is the gist of Robet's idea: In a utopian future that now machines took over every manual labour, dissatisfied humans that lost their place in society (technophobe rednecks), are going back to the past to kill the person whose technology is going to usher this utopian future... Said person to be the daughter of the black guy who got the shaft in Terminator 2 (girls gotta love the science).

So the clever "twist" Robert has is, that this time, it is a human terminator against a robot, and instead of preventing the future, it is to keep it. And the human terminator gotta be genetic engineered or some shit so he can go toe to toe with a robot...

If you didn't get it, this is the genius of Robert's pitch, a guy goes back in time so he can have the priviledge of having a FUCKING BLUE COLAR WORK IN THE FUTURE!!! The same guy who not only has access to miracle tech and time travel, but also super genetic powers, needs to go back in time so people like him can have a "jerb"... instead of you know, taking over the past and living like a king.

And you can poke as many holes as you can on this shit, like, if it is a utopian future where everybody is provided, why would you have people longing for manual labour? You know Robert, coal miners don't really like being coal miners and having black lungs, but they need to be because opportunities for those people aren't dropping from the heaven like mana.

And this is the main issue whenever Robert tries to give his ideas any substance, they show his really wrapped views on reality. I mean, having a super powered hillbilly can be a fun idea, but the context Robert uses comes from a place of not just hatred, but gross misunderstandingof what he seems to be criticising.

Its like a Neil Breen movie, behind the childish awfullness of the stories, lies a quite disturbed display of a unstable person. I don't think Robert is on the same level of crazy, but I get the feeling that not all his screws are there either.

These are valid points but he already considers blue collar workers in the present to already be dumb idiots begging for "jerbs" for the sake of "jerbs". You'll notice it whenever he gets catty about the definition of working class and says something sarcastic whenever someone says something about people who do manual labor. He refuses to understand we're nowhere close to a fully automated future even if we really pushed for it to a nonsensical degree. Anyone who says otherwise should just bank on some magic breakthrough which is bound to happen if we do.