Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Does this bitch EVER stop crying? Jesus.

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Don’t worry, he’s still retweeting the most retardęd takes around

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Bob is more likely to skip a meal than he is to get a ghostwriting (or comedy writing) gig.


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John Andrews Stan said:
Don’t worry, he’s still retweeting the most retardęd takes around

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If they can't vote or hold office, then there's literally nothing preventing them from picking up guns, you dense, irritating meatbags. Because what do they have to lose? Democracy & Republics "works" because a losing side believes it has another chance to win tomorrow. Take away that chance, and the war is on.
 
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Flexo said:
If they can't vote or hold office, then there's literally nothing preventing them from picking up guns, you dense, irritating meatbags. Because what do they have to lose? Democracy & Republics "works" because a losing side believes it has another chance to win tomorrow. Take away that chance, and the war is on.
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These fuckers want a fascist dictatorship, but have no idea what it actually does. You can’t tell them to move out of America because they’re lazy and want it done here for their own amusements.
 
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The plot twist we deserve: Bob comes out as trans.
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Not gonna happen. Movies taught KinoRoberto that if he remains a good boy he'll get the hot girl in the end. Whiteknighting troons and complimenting on their appearance is part of being a good boy, but if a tranny would actually try to get with him (fat chance, even troons have standards way above Blob) he'd politely decline and pretend that he asexual* at best. His end goal is big titty asian gf.
Make no mistake, underneath all the posturing and virtue signalling (not to mention several inches of blubber), Bob is the definition of toxic masculinity. All his behaviour is overcompensation for that fact.

* Actually, that would happen if he had a base-level of self-awareness. He'd go sour grapes and just claim he isn't actually interested in ever losing virginity anyway, so he can focus more on his career and art. But of course, ol' Blobbo does actually believe that he's a stud and will win the hot chick in the end, and the John-Hughes-"what-became-of-them"-montage will show him as famous movie maker that all the guys want to be and all the girls want to be with. The fact that this hasn't happened yet and the nigh certainty that it never will happen is breaking him with cognitive dissonance.
 
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Bob is still awake and still tweeting steaming hot refuse. Again, I find myself without the patience to catalogue his exhausting firehose of lunacy.

For now, I’ll just say that I did not appreciate Bob retweeting a photo of erect horse cock and putting that shit in my face. I edited the photo to save others the trauma, but here it is for posterity:

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John Andrews Stan said:
Bob is still awake and still tweeting steaming hot refuse. Again, I find myself without the patience to catalogue his exhausting firehose of lunacy.

For now, I’ll just say that I did not appreciate Bob retweeting a photo of erect horse cock and putting that shit in my face. I edited the photo to save others the trauma, but here it is for posterity:

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I find it amazing that Bob follows Ice T, considering his vocal views on dudebro style games and journalists
 
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Ashen One said:
Because those white people think they will be recognized as one of "the good ones" and be hailed as saviours by the poor but valiant People of Color who finally revolted against their oppressors, instead of being treated even worse by them because now the people who hate you also have power. Just like every internet communist who thinks they would be able to laze about in their houses smoking ayyy lmao weed and jerk off to the She-Ra reboot while tweeting all day long, because they clearly would be part of the ruling class if the revolution came to pass and not forced to work in a hellhole or be lined up against the wall by Commissars Jamal and Cletus (who are now gay lovers in the brave new 2020 reboot of the copypasta).
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There was Socialist Jewish people in the 30's Germany who supported Hitler because they believed he would see their worth. What did Hitler see? Another Jew for the Camp which will happen to Bob if his "Superior Future" ever happens.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
"No, weakling"
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Bob's calling a fit woman a weakling. Bob's a fat fuck who passed out after drinking too much and had to stay in a hospital during a convention.
 
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Laughingjoke2 said:
There was Socialist Trump's Chosen people in the 30's Germany who supported Hitler because they believed he would see their worth. What did Hitler see? Another one of Trump's Chosen People for the Camp which will happen to Bob if his "Superior Future" ever happens.
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Well, sort off and kinda off. A good number of Jews who supported Hitler ended up part of their various science teams. Hell, there was even a popular rumor that Hitler knew Einstein and allowed for the dude to flee Germany, becuase he liked him too much and his work in the field.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Which is hilarious, because that awareness only came about in the wake of his realization that, no, the average adult male really cannot Hoover up several pounds of McDonald's dumpster fare without major digestive issues at minimum. His initial tweet was purely reflexive and from his point of view commonsensical. "Hmm, not too much food, really." *dips hand into tub of ranch dressing, meditatively suckles his fingers*
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Late but I instantly thought of this guy from the movie Gamer(if anyone besides me remembers that retardation of cinema). Just replace the obsession with the irl Second Life knock off with twitter and troons and the similarities are spooky! Bob would still RP as a sexy slut whom he'd make do demeaning sexual acts.
The vid is just a goofy music video using footage of said fat guy but I think it fits Bob far better.
 
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Bob's calling a fit woman a weakling. Bob's a fat fuck who passed out after drinking too much and had to stay in a hospital during a convention.
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Lmfao what?! I need the backstory here, please, if anyone is inclined to relive Bob’s glorious achievement for those of us who are new to his lore.
 
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