Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Bob is horny on main again. The target of this particular hate-boner is surprise surprise, Aimee Terese again.

Honestly between her and Naomi Wu, he needs "stalker" in his thread title, such is his thirst. It's getting increasingly creepy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So Bob’s “personal” account is private because it’s where he lets himself double down on being a fucking pussy.



Bob: You are goddamn hideous. Giuliani is a pussy-hound. You’re a virgin.



So he’s trying to say the archived tweets of him endorsing eugenics are, what, Photoshopped? Also: Christ, what a bitter asshole he is.

 

[Jarolleon]

I'm really tired of all these mindless political assholes simultaneously whining about Corona Chan while saying that all the BLM protests have been good. You can't have it both ways, fuckers. The protests over George Floyd spread the love on the largest scale the country has seen. Either you don't think that's a big deal, or you should admit that those protests were a lot more harmful than the incident that incited them and the widespread cultural promotion of them by woke corporations and Democrats was grossly irresponsible. Either way shut the fuck up about Drumpf and re-opening protests in relation to Corona Chan. You've lost all right to complain about them.

"The red states are reopening, so fuck it! The Wu Flu is guaranteed endemic no matter what happens, might as well try to cure racism now"-Blues, probably .

 

[Marissa Moira]

They are fake. You may as well suck on a beach ball.

>sucking on Bob instead of fake boobs

Talk about a no-win situation.

 

[Positron]

Dob Chipman:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Honestly between [Aimee Terese] and Naomi Wu, he needs "stalker" in his thread title, such is his thirst. It's getting increasingly creepy.

Agree and agree. Especially when you see his thirst posts flowing with posts about his imaginary sex soundtrack, porn usage, etc. Bob’s creepy stalker shit is real and alarming — definitely the kind of thing to flag in a thread title, especially for when the targets of his stalking campaigns find this thread.

Bob, your depression is telling you the truth.



You know what’s ruining Bob’s life? Bob.



“Period.” Lol what a gaywad.

 

[Homer Simpson]

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A few things, someone should tweet and say "then why do we keep bringing up slavery? How can we help them get over it?" for the war part. I really like this tweet. "Ignorant backwards bigots voting (and sometimes murdering/terrorizing)" ask him if he means blacks. They can be the most bigotted people ever, and with the riots...

Ie (((them)))

 

[Emperor Julian]

Oh Bob after all the grief you got for palling around with Devlin Faraci I thought you'd know to not to pall around with Nerdskull

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[Doctor Placebo]

To be fair, I wanna suck on those milkers. Nothing wrong with some nice big tits asian or not.

It's ironic that Robert called Megan Fox a blowup doll, because Wu, with her extremely fake balloon tits and other plastic surgery, looks a lot like a Real Doll. If Real Dolls could age, because she's starting to show wear and tear.

I guess "humanoid sex toy" is just Robert's type. Makes sense. A lot of guys have a preference for women they see as more attainable to them. That's why lots of guys prefer girl-next-door types. For Robert, the most attainable woman is the kind he can purchase on Amazon.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

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"Favors the wise over the brutal."

Which group was being pandered to by basically every major corporation in hopes their locations in blue cities weren't ransacked and torched again?

The same group curb stomping any whitey foolish enough to disagree with them while alone and unarmed? The same group vandalizing entire city blocks and tearing down any statue they had the opportunity to?

Those are actions of "the wise?"

Just stay in your lane and talk about children's movies you fat fuck.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I love the (i.e. them) in his tweet, Bob is such a awkward writer. It's almost endearing.

 

[BiggerChungus]

Has Blob ever explained why he jerks off to Mario exactly?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I love the (i.e. them) in his tweet, Bob is such a awkward writer. It's almost endearing.

His refusal to even try to improve is one of the things that make Bob so deserving of ridicule. This is literally his job, yet the quality of his shitty writing has never improved. He’s just fucking lazy and so high on his own bullshit. He thinks he’s brilliant, insightful, and clever. It’s downright delusional.

 

[Chilson]

Has Blob ever explained why he jerks off to Mario exactly?

The best we get is his book and the "prophetic" visions he has about Mario. Its all quite deluded and masturbatory.

The reality is that he was an autistic loser who could only find joy in his childhood from Nintendo games. Being a miserable adult, he still only finds joy in Nintendo.

 

[Mola Ram]

His refusal to even try to improve is one of the things that make Bob so deserving of ridicule. This is literally his job, yet the quality of his shitty writing has never improved. He’s just fucking lazy and so high on his own bullshit. He thinks he’s brilliant, insightful, and clever. It’s downright delusional.

Generally a writer who never improves is a writer who refuses to broach any criticism and often responds with anger to any attempts at criticism. Considering Bob's arrogance in pretty much everything, I'm sure he falls into this category. How else do you reach the age of 40 as an allegedly professional writer and consistently abuse the hyphen?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Has Blob ever explained why he jerks off to Mario exactly?

No, but he has made several allusions in Brick By Brick that give us an idea of what's going through his fat head. For example, he claims he and Mario were born on the same year (p. 26), and thus, he strongly identifies with Mario. He also claimed Mario was his friend (p. 40) and thus forced himself to like the shitty 1993 Super Mario movie.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Generally a writer who never improves is a writer who refuses to broach any criticism and often responds with anger to any attempts at criticism. Considering Bob's arrogance in pretty much everything, I'm sure he falls into this category. How else do you reach the age of 40 as an allegedly professional writer and consistently abuse the hyphen?

His abuse of quotation marks is the most distracting of his omnipresent errors, even more so than his inability to learn proper use of:

• Your/you’re (he’s not a Michael Malice fan)
• There/their/they’re
• A multitude of basic-ass words, e.g. YEARS after he incorrectly used “iconoclast” over and over in his book, he’s still doing so!
• A dictionary or search engine, since he still can’t spell “probably” and a host of other words the rest of us could spell by second grade.

 

[Mola Ram]

His abuse of quotation marks is the most distracting of his omnipresent errors, even more so than his inability to learn proper use of:

• Your/you’re (he’s not a Michael Malice fan)
• There/their/they’re
• A multitude of basic-ass words, e.g. YEARS after he incorrectly used “iconoclast” over and over in his book, he’s still doing so!
• A dictionary or search engine, since he still can’t spell “probably” and a host of other words the rest of us could spell by second grade.

He never gets "its / it's" right. That's one everybody flubs occasionally, especially when tweeting, but I have literally never seen him use the correct version.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He never gets "its / it's" right. That's one everybody flubs occasionally, especially when tweeting, but I have literally never seen him use the correct version.

Autocorrect can be a dumb slut, and I don’t give a shit about occasional errors from people who can otherwise express themselves clearly. Bob is not one of those people, and his mistakes occur hourly.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He never gets "its / it's" right. That's one everybody flubs occasionally, especially when tweeting, but I have literally never seen him use the correct version.

I guess in The Superior Future, spelling is for obsolete brutes.