Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Neko GF]

And he would be able to watch the troglodytes burn from the comfort of his porch on his moon wheat farm. FUCKING DRUMPF!!!

 

[lolwatagain]

Robert's been even more assmad about Populism than usual over the last couple of days:
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https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1276229478944067598

Robert probably genuinely wants this to happen.

>Get into the Rocket, populist

I wasn't expecting Solar Holocaust. And yet, I am not surprised that his current Final Solution is a Solar Holocaust.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

>Get into the Rocket, populist

I wasn't expecting Solar Holocaust. And yet, I am not surprised that his current Final Solution is a Solar Holocaust.

Bob accidentally creates a metal sci-fi villain?

 

[Jarolleon]

He seems to be using a bastardised version of whiggish or marxist history, where society is evolving down a specific path due to assesment of historical trends. it's true that Slavery is a economic dead end but Bob approach to the situation is way to simplistic and would probably require a certain degree of doublethink to avoid taking it to it's logical conclusion-

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With this in mind the malformed idea of the superior future makes sense.

"The New Imperialists had the right idea, but they were too hobbled by Christianity, Noblesse Oblige, and other medieval relics to accomplish their mission properly."-Bob, probably.

I mean, it's not like Bob's kind of people don't still believe in the White Man's Burden, they just hide our arrogance about it better (except when talking down to other white people).

We probably would have had rockets advanced enough to fire large groups of people into the fun, but a bunch of "smart people" decided that it was better to pour money into the bottomless welfare latrine known as the inner cities than to continue funneling money to NASA for Space Exploration. What do you want, Bob? Do you want a limitless Welfare State filled with immigrants and brown people, or do you want shiny rockets and moon wheat? Because you can't have both.

Dear God, imagine if someone successfully uses this argument on Bob and we get a "Bob the Anglo-Jewish supremacist" arc? Perhaps with the Bell Curve thrown in for good measure.

 

[Lensherr]

"The New Imperialists had the right idea, but they were too hobbled by Christianity, Noblesse Oblige, and other medieval relics to accomplish their mission properly."-Bob, probably.

I mean, it's not like Bob's kind of people don't still believe in the White Man's Burden, they just hide our arrogance about it better (except when talking down to other white people).

Dear God, imagine if someone successfully uses this argument on Bob and we get a "Bob the Anglo-Jewish supremacist" arc? Perhaps with the Bell Curve thrown in for good measure.

I doubt it. Bob’s too much of a goddamn corporate neoliberal Democrat partisan to ever not toe the party line on racial issues. So if/as things get even more partisan than they already are, I can only expect Bob’s anti-white, third-worldist chimping to intensify. As such, I find it highly unlikely that he’ll ever really reconcile that with his more over the top utopian views on space exploration.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Bob Chipman, hideous, thinks he’s in a position to talk about Ted Cruz looking “goofy.”

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I'd like to point out that Ted Cruz is in his 50s. He's at least ten years older than Bob and he still looks good for his age vs. Bob who has deteriorated to the point of absurdity

If Bob ever got enough people to play a game of paintball or laser tag, do you think he would just be a camping bitch in the corner who pushes people when no one's looking, or the kind of player who tattles to the ref about some technicality to get someone disqualified or that his gun doesn't work right.

You think Bob knows enough people who would actually bother to show up to something he organizes? If the impossible did happen and he did crawl out of his basement to play paintball or laser tag he'd be one of those assholes who'd claim the hit didn't count because it was in a limb and he's still functional or make up the lame excuse that his high tolerance to pain and adrenaline neglects the hit.

>Get into the Rocket, populist

I wasn't expecting Solar Holocaust. And yet, I am not surprised that his current Final Solution is a Solar Holocaust.

Bob always tries to solve the worlds problems with fantastical B-Movie Superscience. Grow Wheat on the Moon instead of improving farming techniques and distribution networks. Launch your enemies into the Sun with a rocket instead of the far cheaper and practical method of shoving them out of a helicopter or capping them in the head in a secret prison camp ala China.

I doubt it. Bob’s too much of a goddamn corporate neoliberal Democrat partisan to ever not toe the party line on racial issues. So if/as things get even more partisan than they already are, I can only expect Bob’s anti-white, third-worldist chimping to intensify. As such, I find it highly unlikely that he’ll ever really reconcile that with his more over the top utopian views on space exploration.

Instead of using Star Trek as an inspiration for a multicultural/muliracial space utopia he'd be more likely to cite one of those absurd theories about the Egyptians inventing space travel or how ancient Indians had spaceships based on a literal reading of the Vedic Epics.

 

[Positron]

Is Bob even able to produce any dopamine at this point? He's just so angry all the time.

He is angry all the time because anger gives him the dopamine hit.

Bobby insinuated that he had a relationship before:


Who actually likes Joe Biden!!! IT'S HER TURN!!!!!


As long as people vote against Trump, Bobby can give a rat's ass about why. Only out-of-touch geezer Dems care about "motives".
Tactics, targets.

Just a thought: if you don't understand why people vote certain person, you can't make the people vote in your favor in the future.

Continued feud between Bob and Peter Coffin's crony Angie Speaks. Gamergate is just as bad as a massacre!

As if Bobby had a problem with Full Dagny.

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Strong female leads makes Bobby weak in the knees.

"...the collective sapphic orgasm moment that was the terminator 2 trailer." I bet your pardon? BTW this thread brings out the Dobson in Bobby's followers.

"Don't listen to the haterz! Don't even look at box-office figures! Birds of Prey is an unqualified success and a landmark in cinema!!!"

(Bobby rants a storm about Justice League and especially Wonder Women. I don't have the spoons so here are the OPs)

My escapism makes me a Superior Future cultural elite; your escapism makes you "carbon runoff with accidental sentience".

Be honest Bob, you'll want to spend the rest of 2020 on whatever Brie Larson is on.

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Bizarre leftist memes brought to you by Chris:

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It’s not surprising to see Robert trusts polls, since they’ve worked so well in 2016.

Also, I hate to rain on his parade, but what motivation do I see from people in Biden, a mediocre Vice President from a mediocre president who has made it this far with Obama nostalgia magic.

He doesn’t seem the realize that Obama’s presidency pissed off a lot of people on both the right and far left spergs and a Biden presidency would make them revolt harder.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

@Positron, thank you for cataloguing Bob’s insanity so faithfully. His daily fuckups and retardation ejaculations are as tiresome as they are numerous.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob Chipman, hideous, thinks he’s in a position to talk about Ted Cruz looking “goofy.”

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Bob has breakfast at 1PM. Almost as shocking as the fact that he still doesn’t know when to use “whose” and when to use “who’s.”

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I love when Bob talks as if he’s ever stepped foot in a studio office or otherwise knows jack shit about the industry. Not to PL (and I’m not an accountant), but this must be how epidemiologists feel reading Twitter takes on their work. Bob would LARP at being an industry insider if he ever left the basement or the state of Massachusetts.

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Accountants want the numbers that would have come if they HADN'T listened to Margot Robbie and had made a PG-13 movie called Harley Quinn where she wasn't dressed with literal garbage in an eyesore motion picture version of Tumblr. The rating and being an in-name-only Birds of Prey where the titular team is only partially represented by parody versions isn't going to win over the Hot Topic Harley fangirls OR the comic book nerds. DC's movies won't truly thrive until they start making films that stand on their own merits and aren't trying to ape the style of another (Snyder's films arguably tried to mix the Dark Knight trilogy's tone with Zack Snyder's hack fraud filmmaking; Suicide Squad tried to be Guardians of the Galaxy, Birds of Prey tried to be Deadpool with Tits).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Has Bob ever tweeted a clever comeback? Jesus take a workshop or something.

 

[The tired cat]

Bob accidentally creates a metal sci-fi villain?

To use an old cliched joke. But..SIMPSONS DID IT.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Has Bob ever tweeted a clever comeback? Jesus take a workshop or something.

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The sad part is he's so dumb he either doesnt realize he doesnt have to immediatly reply to a post or that's the best he could come up with when he had time to think on it.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

He is angry all the time because anger gives him the dopamine hit.

Bobby insinuated that he had a relationship before:
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Who actually likes Joe Biden!!! IT'S HER TURN!!!!!
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As long as people vote against Trump, Bobby can give a rat's ass about why. Only out-of-touch geezer Dems care about "motives".
Tactics, targets.
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Just a thought: if you don't understand why people vote certain person, you can't make the people vote in your favor in the future.

Continued feud between Bob and Peter Coffin's crony Angie Speaks. Gamergate is just as bad as a massacre!
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As if Bobby had a problem with Full Dagny.

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Strong female leads makes Bobby weak in the knees.
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"...the collective sapphic orgasm moment that was the terminator 2 trailer." I bet your pardon? BTW this thread brings out the Dobson in Bobby's followers.

"Don't listen to the haterz! Don't even look at box-office figures! Birds of Prey is an unqualified success and a landmark in cinema!!!"
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(Bobby rants a storm about Justice League and especially Wonder Women. I don't have the spoons so here are the OPs)

My escapism makes me a Superior Future cultural elite; your escapism makes you "carbon runoff with accidental sentience".
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Be honest Bob, you'll want to spend the rest of 2020 on whatever Brie Larson is on.

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Bizarre leftist memes brought to you by Chris:
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Bob's only relationship was with his hand and between the diabetes probably numbing it and his gut blocking access to his dick the break up was his fault.

 

[Meriasek]

To use an old cliched joke. But..SIMPSONS DID IT.

And they just kinda took it from The Marching Morons.

Bobby insinuated that he had a relationship before:
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He reads this thread religiously, and recent talk about him never even mentioning a relationship that wasn't a scam made him furious. He totally doesn't care about what people like us troglodytes think of him, but he also compulsively has to show that he's a better man than anyone here or anywhere.
Hi Bob. I know you're reading this. You're not fooling anyone.

Has Bob ever tweeted a clever comeback? Jesus take a workshop or something.

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Pretty rich coming from someone who has yet to learn the difference between they're and their.
Also, another little mention how much sex he's totally having (gross as usual).
Hey Bob. Yet again, you're not fooling anyone.

 

[Positron]

 

[BubbleButt]

That drawing is fucking garbage.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Further to the convo about Bob’s (well deserved) intellectual insecurity, here’s another example. The idea that an internet rando might not realize the breadth and depth of Bob’s knowledge is simply unbearable to him. Imagine being this fucking fragile.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I'd like to point out that Ted Cruz is in his 50s. He's at least ten years older than Bob and he still looks good for his age vs. Bob who has deteriorated to the point of absurdity

Aside from his cheeks and hair, Robert isn't deteriorating so much as he's just marinating in a duct taped plastic bag.

 

[wopirish]

I can only imagine whatever hooker he pays for his "relationships" charges extra for the smell and terrible hygiene. Sure you "dated" a "stockbroker," whatever the escort told you to make your fantasy come true is exactly what you pay them 2000 dollars an hour for fatass.