Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

More Joss Whedon:

" Bob has been calling out Joss Whedon for years and was one of the first to take seriously the accusations against him." Is it true?

"Grow up."


"This was your last warning."

Even though his Patreon is falling, Bobby's white knights on Twitters are getting increasing blatant and ridiculous. The last person actually thinks Bobby is justified in wishing death at people who vote differently.



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Mommy! Feed me!!!!!


Something something the GOP is a cult and something something Christians and stupid people.


On growing up Catholic:


Sucking up Big Black Cock:


Beavis and Butthead.


Yet another CalArt monstority:

 

[Dumb beast]

Yet another CalArt monstority:

Why do I even bother to learn to draw?

Hey, maybe he knows how to write, is just his sausage fingers that won't let him?

 

[Rei is shit]

The simpsons reminds Robert that he is terrified of death

vid; https://youtu.be/mz5Mn1Biqeg

Trump killed his sleeping pattern


Just lol


NAOMI PLZ NOTICE ME I CAN HELP


More galaxy brained political takes

Beavis and Butthead.
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Another bit of autism confirmation. He thinks Beavis and Butthead were "stoners sans drugs" because they never showed them ripping bongs on the show - even though it was on cable in the early 90s and you couldn't exactly do shit like that. But to anyone who doesn't take everything literally it was very obvious that they were high as fuck in every episode.

 

[Positron]

Chris threatens to fold up tent -- good riddance -- unless, of course, you pay him some more:

How expensive it can be to make a youtube show, especially when you can share the overhead with your bro?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Someone confront Bob about the fact that he "works" for a company who has hired and is currently being kept afloat by a "nazi"

Zero Punctuation TLOU2 Review:

The following things do not make a character deep or compelling. 1. Getting hurt a lot. Looking at you, Tomb Raider reboot. 2. Being sad. 3. Doing morally questionable things. And we might as well tack on 4. Being a member of a minority, just ‘cos I’ve already given up hope for this video’s comment section. What does matter is that characters at least be interesting to watch, and these aren’t. The banter between Ellie and her girlfriend as they adventure together sizzles like a flask of slightly tepid water because they’re too similar, in personality, background and motivation, to have good chemistry.

 

[Meriasek]

On growing up Catholic:
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What is he saying there? Does he have like a duffle bag full of stakes and holy water and crucifixes stashed away in case of a vampire apocalypse or urgent exorcism?
So, he bought and stashed this stuff himself, as a teenager? He's been hoarding exorcism LARP gear for around 20 years? Or bought it as a tween, probably during college? Or even later, and only recently turned into a "lapsed catholic"?

Jesus fucking Christ, Bob. I have no more words for you.

 

[Positron]

What is he saying there? Does he have like a duffle bag full of stakes and holy water and crucifixes stashed away in case of a vampire apocalypse or urgent exorcism?

I grew up Catholic too (Protestant now) and there wasn't a Castlevania kit at my old home.

 

[Wonder Boy]

The banter between Ellie and her girlfriend as they adventure together sizzles like a flask of slightly tepid water because they’re too similar, in personality, background and motivation, to have good chemistry.

I literally thought they had the same voice actor at times, shockingly amateur to say nothing of the stuff that we've all run into the ground by now

 

[Meriasek]

I grew up Catholic too (Protestant now) and there wasn't a Castlevania kit at my old home.

Bob probably had special Jesus Commando training from his Jesuit teachers who turned him into a perfectly honed machine for killing vampires and exorcising demons before Bob grew up and got euphoric.
You didn't have a Castlevania kit because you were just not cut out for the physically and psychologically demanding training the Jesuits put their candidates through. Bob, of course, being the paragon of physical and mental fitness that he is, excelled in all the challenges the Jesuits gave him, and would have become a legend among the Jesus Commandos if he hadn't been so smart and non-obsolete.

Or, more likely, Bob remembers watching Hellsing or reading some Dan Brown novel, and mixed it up with his basic bitch catholic school reality where he probably had some old Jesuit teacher into a fantasy of him training to become a vampire hunter, because Bob can't distinguish between fantasy and reality.

 

[Red Hood]

Imagine pursuing e-fame inspired by the guy who lives in your basement and won't pay rent.


>Bob, Joss is an asshole.
>He's always been an asshole,
Bob's right though, being a good director doesn't correlate for being an absolute cunt on the set.
Francis Ford Coppola, Orson Welles, Hitchcock all cunts, all good directors.
The only thing is I'm not sure if he's trying to use this to defend cookie cutter Wheddon, or if he's shitting on him to shit on the JL movie. I don't think even he knows.

While I wouldn't put Whedon in the same category as those esteemed legends, maybe being an unlikeable prima donna dipshit does correspond to better film overall. Maybe it's just a way people with a vision have of asserting themselves. James Cameron is a notorious asshole but he's produced some cinematic gold, even if I think Titanic and Avatar are crap.

 

[Mola Ram]

While I wouldn't put Whedon in the same category as those esteemed legends, maybe being an unlikeable prima donna dipshit does correspond to better film overall. Maybe it's just a way people with a vision have of asserting themselves. James Cameron is a notorious asshole but he's produced some cinematic gold, even if I think Titanic and Avatar are crap.

Basically, it takes an incredibly forceful personality to corral the thousands of elements that come together to make a successful movie, and forceful personalities are frequently assholes.

 

[Red Hood]

Basically, it takes an incredibly forceful personality to corral the thousands of elements that come together to make a successful movie, and forceful personalities are frequently assholes.

And yet Bob's an asshole, and can't pull together the elements to even make a balanced breakfast.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Since Chris is making his presence as a lolcow known in the thread, should we add his name to the title as well? Or give him his own thread?
"The Chipman Brothers- Stupid, Oafish, and Obsolete Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchildren with a Mario, MCU, & Asian Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!"

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Basically, it takes an incredibly forceful personality to corral the thousands of elements that come together to make a successful movie, and forceful personalities are frequently assholes.

Other forceful personalities are entirely directed into the void of Twitter...

 

[Foltest]

Since Chris is making his presence as a lolcow known in the thread, should we add his name to the title as well? Or give him his own thread?
"The Chipman Brothers- Stupid, Oafish, and Obsolete Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchildren with a Mario, MCU, & Asian Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!"

chris doesn't create enough content to get his own thread. I also don't think he should be in the thread title. He is just a sidestory to Bob whackyness.

 

[Meriasek]

The Sideshow Chris to his Movie Bob.

 

[Red Hood]

chris doesn't create enough content to get his own thread. I also don't think he should be in the thread title. He is just a sidestory to Bob whackyness.

In the Bob Chipman Shitematic Universe, Chris is the web series that gets tacked onto the Blu Ray release.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Chris is just a sidecow to Bob. Bob is the main attraction here.

 

[Crabbo]

I grew up Catholic too (Protestant now) and there wasn't a Castlevania kit at my old home.

Then take this as a reminder to complete your shopping list.
Were only half way through this year, and diabetic vampires could still happen.

Follow up from a prior tweet.

 

[Neko GF]

"THE DNC ARE THE GOOD GUYZZ!! THEY'LL PURGE THE TROGLODYTES!!":

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1278728216090460161 (Archive)

Robert's brought out his XXXXXL tinfoil hat again:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1278703952511582208 (Archive)

What is the main motivator here? His Asian fetish? Or his Mario fetish?:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1278710070520483840 (Archive)