Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Neko GF]

Interesting retweet, Robert:

https://twitter.com/BilgeEbiri/status/1300870961319882753 (Archive)

Robert on Biden's Animal Crossing campaign:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1300894955930554368 (Archive)

Standard TDS:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1300884942159831044 (Archive)

 

[Mola Ram]

Interesting retweet, Robert:
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https://twitter.com/BilgeEbiri/status/1300870961319882753 (Archive)

Robert on Biden's Animal Crossing campaign:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1300894955930554368 (Archive)

Standard TDS:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1300884942159831044 (Archive)

"Stupidity is a form of ignorance."

Oopsie, looks like Bob is having some mini-strokes of his own.

 

[Flexo]

Biden is too soft for Bobby because he condemns Looters and arsonists. Bobby also believes that Trump was goading rioters to riot -- and he think only MAGA ghouls subscribes to conspiracy theory.

But I agree with Bobby in that Trump has done nothing at all putting Looter in their place.

Maybe I'm mixing up my riot threads, but I'd be willing to bet cash money that if I looked in the tweet/thread history, Bobby was one of the ones complaining & condemning Trump when he sent Federal agents into Portland a month or so back.

This makes me want to kill all humans so much.

"Trump's not doing anything!"
'Ok, let's start rounding up the protesters then.'
"OMG! Fascism is here! Fascism is here! Help! Help, we're being repressed!'
'Fine then, we'll leave.'
"Can you believe it? Trump isn't doing anything!"

Bobby can't tell a syringe from a needle.

"that "farm in the middle of nowhere" in the U.S. has about the same odds of being a drug lab as a condemned building in downtown metro", yet discarded needles are only found in the streets of San Fran and not Montana. Riddle me that!

. . .Gee Bob, i can't imagine any difference between 10+ miles between you and a drug lab vs 1 cheap drywall between you and the drug lab. Nope, there's just no difference there at all... /sarc

Seriously this man tries so hard at gatchas he should be a broader meme on the internet for his sheer idiocy.

Today's episode of Bobby's Angels: The Abortion Chick revealed herself to be a weed fiend:

"I don't want to give you money because you'll use the money to do harmful things" sounds perfectly valid to me.

Oh, so that does that mean it no longer matters if say... a person donates to a political cause you dislike? With say... the money you gave them as part of a business transaction?

I'm sure Chik-Fil-A will be glad to hear that.

Overall, definitely a movie you'll want to see on the big screen, but it's not something you can turn your brain off for. There's a lot of movie and a lot of runtime, and you're gonna need to pay attention if you don't want to end up wholly lost (and even then, you still might).

And THIS is why I love Nolan movies, right there. I am so going to the theaters.

Just as a hypothetical, if Shapiro offered to debate Bob, what would win: his desperate thirst for exposure, or his crushing fear of being challenged in a venue he doesn't control?

It would be hilarious to watch actual fast talker vs edited fast talker.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Interesting retweet, Robert:
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Cuties could have a well written story, great performances from the child actors, good cinematography, and well choreographed dances, but it doesn't change that fact that it looks like it glorifies the sexualization of children.

I actually feel a little bad for the critics who have to review this. Do you give this a good review and risk the wrath of the Internet for glorifying borderline pedophilia? Or do you risk offending the woke crowd and your corporate paymasters because it about POCs so it must be good? Theres no winning for the critics who still have some self-awareness that have to review this.

Robert on Biden's Animal Crossing campaign:
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What kind of joyless asshole would take a comfy easy-going game for all ages and use it to show propaganda for one political party? People play Animal Crossing to live a simple, idyllic, life and escape the issues of the real world like COVID and politics. I just want to catch bugs and build a tropical island paradise, not be reminded that theres another election on.

Standard TDS:
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So how to we stop stupid people from getting certain jobs? Something like an IQ test? Because I've heard that IQ tests don't always reflect favorably on POCs at times.

Also Bob, looking at the Presidents I've lived under I get the impression that intelligence was never a requirement to be President before so why should we start caring now?

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Hey, did'y'all know that Troma once made a movie about MovieBob?

(Just ignore the part in the trailer where Fatty meets an attractive woman who's into him. Obviously Troma made a mistake somewhere....)

 

[Flexo]

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9.7/10. Would have been funnier with "You know, I'm something of a family size myself."

 

[Kyria the Great]

So how much of this thread can be broken down into the parts of either, genocidal rants, talking about shit one isn't even adept at talking about, and genuine galaxy brain takes that are on par with ChrisChanism's?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Hey, did'y'all know that Troma once made a movie about MovieBob?

(Just ignore the part in the trailer where Fatty meets an attractive woman who's into him. Obviously Troma made a mistake somewhere....)

Give Fatty a unlikable, hostile, no charisma, humorless, confrontational, oafish, and immature personality and that’s Bob.

 

[Flexo]

So how much of this thread can be broken down into the parts of either, genocidal rants, talking about shit one isn't even adept at talking about, and genuine galaxy brain takes that are on par with ChrisChanism's?

well sometimes those overlap, but using my vast computer brain i'd estimate...
genocide - 29%
talking out of ass - 28%
idiot takes - 43%

I'm also counting each separate tweet in a thread instead of counting the thread as 1.

 

[Positron]

Robert on Biden's Animal Crossing campaign:
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I thought Nintendo tries the hardest to stay away from politics? What's the deal here?



Trump did nothing about the covid because there is no gimme gimme!!!


Bobby talks about labor rights -- but of course not your labor rights!


Biden should just give up on the obsolete states:




Anything not for Trump is de facto for Biden:

Ashley Coffin's thread has a lot of replies. I eyeballed through them and most people agree with her observation. I cannot find a single one that concurs with Bobby, that Biden signs are mostly in the affluent areas.

+ + + +
Bobby is still denying MKUltra:




Bobby on conspiracy theories surrounding JFK assassination:


Move over Kennedy. There can only be one political dynasty and it is the Clintons:


Gibbering on about QAnon and Reagan. No idea.


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The moon shines bright as Bobby charts his "personal growth". A fan testifies that Bobby has radically changed his life -- Bobby has convinced him to castrate himself:


Not sure if the following is sincere:


Capeshit experts: how popular is Kamala Khan?


Meanwhile Bobby is reassessing his injunction against seeing Tenet; his invisible dick gets the better of him:


But Bobby considers a woman who doesn't agitate his button mushroom a "mummy".



This is not even projection; this is wholesale hallucination.

Sucking the (girl?) dick of Ollie Thorn:


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In today's episode of Bobby's Angels, fake tits feel the drag as she attempts to climb up the ranks:


While Bobby recommends Wong Jing's exploitation masterpiece to Ellie Troon:


Somehow Bobby feels the need to correct the misconception that the Margarita is an upmarket cocktail. And don't you know you commit a whole book of social-justice faux pas if you denounce the Margarita?

Margarita is the official cocktail for SJWs, because it is salty.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Capeshit experts: how popular is Kamala Khan?
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We don't actually know how well any comic "actually sells" anywhere since the numbers you see online are only what comic shops order, not the actual amount of the product they sell. If trades are being sold in book stores, it's also not really clear since the industry has a lot of clouding the numbers but considering how the industry acts, it's doubtful it's a big boost. Never trust an "actually this character sells in the billions in the online Swahili market" type claims.

Regardless, Kamala's Ms. Marvel is usually around 12k-20k orders each month which is way on the low end for a Marvel book. She is however one of the better regarded characters that were created in the mid-2010s considering she's one of the few who's still around. This is usually drowned out by marketing/social media always pushing her to the front with "PAKISTANI MUSLIM" even though her stories are very much about an Americanized girl who's mostly Muslim in the sense of "Christians" who only practice it because their parents do.

TL;DR Bob's arguing something that isn't really provable beyond "No U". The character's a big "eh" with people who read and has much louder online "supporters" who essentially fetishize her.

 

[Bolo]

The ironic thing with Kamala Kahn was that the poor character never got the chance to grow the same way most of the other capeshit heroes did, with very niche grassroots readership.

Ever since she got out, Marvel has been banging that drum about how awesome kamala is, and how beloved and great and yada yada yada. But she never the chance to develop the same way, say, Spider-man did, because of the push to make it seems that Kamala was a out of the gate sucess.

And it's not like her first run of comics are bad... but they are bland as fuck, no memorable storylines, and worst of all, for capeshit it is the kiss of death to not have any good villain, and Kamala certainly doesn't have any memorable one. She is just there, like Miles Morales.

But one thing I agree with Robert, there is a age gap and resistance from the comic readers to new characters, not to mention the diminishing relevance of the media. But given a new platform and good writters, they can be a hit with a main stream public.

And it worked for Miles Morales. the movie might not be the hit Sony wanted, but people enjoyed the character, and I say that's because Phil Lord and his writing team, which are some of the best in the business, and not the Marvel comics hacks.

So who knows, maybe Kamala will be a hit in the avengers game... I wouldn't know because I have zero interest on it, and from the looks of it, seems like they are going overboard with the "quirky fangirl" aspect of kamala, which is one of those traits that are cute at first but it gets really old really fast.

Also, Robert is full of shit when he says Ms. marvel trades sell on books stores, these trades aren't for bookstores, but libraries. Both Ms.Marvel and Squirrel girl are notorious for making money over selling like crazy to scholastics because of the diversity push these books got.

So no, there isn't a fanbase out seeking kamala Kahn stories. unfortunately she is one of those character people say they like, but never bought a comic of them.

 

[Ashen One]

I thought Nintendo tries the hardest to stay away from politics? What's the deal here?

It's not endorsed by Nintendo. Those are custom patterns created by Biden's campaign team and shared so other people can use them on their islands. The Trump campaign team could just as easily create MAGA patterns on Animal Crossing and share them too, but I'd like to think they know better than to do something that tone deaf.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

This is a dime a dozen retweet by Robert. Some random troon who is sad and needs money, this time for a fake vagina.

Fundraiser by Leah Easler : Help me with my surgery!

archived 2 Sep 2020 10:34:22 UTC

archive.today

I always assumed these retweets were simple virtue signalling. However I decided I would actually look at the donations. At the time of this post, there are 43 people who have made donations. Cinema Robert is not one of them.

Unsurprisingly he just wants to look good and spend other people’s money.

Put your money where you mouth is, Blob, and help a troon get their wings (prolapsed fake vagina).

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I'm sure this has nothing to do with how you go after him in what averages out to once a day, nor to his ex, nor to Angie Speaks, nor all the times you did the same behind your protected account. Nothing at all.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1301018494906101760

https://archive.vn/MWphG

Also Bob is a disingenuous little shit as he implies that somehow Coffin's swipe in double supper inappropriate as it's before Weinstein's when in fact the "swipe" is Pete simply "(talking about the state of the world) verrrrrrry neo liberuhhhhh I mean complex. Complex. (pause for affect) Hi Moviebob."
The callout is at 10:46. I've started at 10:15 because there's some context that I feel is important.

lol

Somehow Bobby feels the need to correct the misconception that the Margarita is an upmarket cocktail. And don't you know you commit a whole book of social-justice faux pas if you denounce the Margarita?
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Margarita is the official cocktail for SJWs, because it is salty.

https://archive.vn/o5FPm

>super knowledgeable about the shittiest boozes
>unironically calls someone else dork as an insult
>retweeted the guy for each epic pwn
>mfw

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

The ironic thing with Kamala Kahn was that the poor character never got the chance to grow the same way most of the other capeshit heroes did, with very niche grassroots readership.

Ever since she got out, Marvel has been banging that drum about how awesome kamala is, and how beloved and great and yada yada yada. But she never the chance to develop the same way, say, Spider-man did, because of the push to make it seems that Kamala was a out of the gate sucess.

And it's not like her first run of comics are bad... but they are bland as fuck, no memorable storylines, and worst of all, for capeshit it is the kiss of death to not have any good villain, and Kamala certainly doesn't have any memorable one. She is just there, like Miles Morales.

But one thing I agree with Robert, there is a age gap and resistance from the comic readers to new characters, not to mention the diminishing relevance of the media. But given a new platform and good writters, they can be a hit with a main stream public.

And it worked for Miles Morales. the movie might not be the hit Sony wanted, but people enjoyed the character, and I say that's because Phil Lord and his writing team, which are some of the best in the business, and not the Marvel comics hacks.

So who knows, maybe Kamala will be a hit in the avengers game... I wouldn't know because I have zero interest on it, and from the looks of it, seems like they are going overboard with the "quirky fangirl" aspect of kamala, which is one of those traits that are cute at first but it gets really old really fast.

Also, Robert is full of shit when he says Ms. marvel trades sell on books stores, these trades aren't for bookstores, but libraries. Both Ms.Marvel and Squirrel girl are notorious for making money over selling like crazy to scholastics because of the diversity push these books got.

So no, there isn't a fanbase out seeking kamala Kahn stories. unfortunately she is one of those character people say they like, but never bought a comic of them.

Like you said, Kamala gets Wolverine Publicity without the development creators like John Byrne putting in the work to make them interesting. Here's a true fact, Chris Claremont did not know what to do with Wolverine during his early run on Uncanny X-Men (when Dave Cockrum was the artist) and probably would have killed him off down the line. Enter Cockrum's replacement, John Byrne, who didn't like the idea of Claremont killing off one of the few Canadian characters in comics and thus added to the character--elements like Alpha Flight and his romance with Mariko. Claremont built on that in his collaboration with Frank Miller on the seminal Wolverine mini-series in 1982 when Canucklehead's popularity exploded.

Claremont also gave similar character development to Storm, who is one of the most popular X-Men.

The problem with Bob and his ilk is that they expect instant gratification. That is why you have characters like Kamala Khan, Miles Morales, and Riri Williams constantly receiving nonstop validation instead of actual character development. In the case of Kamala, I suspect it might have to do with the fact she is more or less a self-insert of Sana Amanat and thus the more established Marvel heroes shower her with praise while she never suffers tragedy similar to the "Night Gwen Stacy Died" or hardship of any sort.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Like you said, Kamala gets Wolverine Publicity without the development creators like John Byrne putting in the work to make them interesting. Here's a true fact, Chris Claremont did not know what to do with Wolverine during his early run on Uncanny X-Men (when Dave Cockrum was the artist) and probably would have killed him off down the line. Enter Cockrum's replacement, John Byrne, who didn't like the idea of Claremont killing off one of the few Canadian characters in comics and thus added to the character--elements like Alpha Flight and his romance with Mariko. Claremont built on that in his collaboration with Frank Miller on the seminal Wolverine mini-series in 1982 when Canucklehead's popularity exploded.

Claremont also gave similar character development to Storm, who is one of the most popular X-Men.

The problem with Bob and his ilk is that they expect instant gratification. That is why you have characters like Kamala Khan, Miles Morales, and Riri Williams constantly receiving nonstop validation instead of actual character development. In the case of Kamala, I suspect it might have to do with the fact she is more or less a self-insert of Sana Amanat and thus the more established Marvel heroes shower her with praise while she never suffers tragedy similar to the "Night Gwen Stacy Died" or hardship of any sort.

What are you talking about? Of course, Kamala went through tragedy and hardship:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1300544750177497088

 

[Red Hood]

It's not endorsed by Nintendo. Those are custom patterns created by Biden's campaign team and shared so other people can use them on their islands. The Trump campaign team could just as easily create MAGA patterns on Animal Crossing and share them too, but I'd like to think they know better than to do something that tone deaf.

Considering "Pokemon GO to the polls!" is still worth a laugh and the Trump camp has enough meme mages to recognize the cringe...

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

What are you talking? Of course, Kamala went through tragedy and hardship:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1300544750177497088

Besides, Uncle Ben had it coming because of his white privilege.