Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Blob said:
See, I’ve got a semi-personal investment in this. I want more Batman movies. Lots more. And more comic/genre movies in tandem. I want to see the whole of the blockbuster moviescape dominated so completely by Geek Culture that it chokes the very life from almost everything else. And if Hollywood looks at this MASSIVE blockbuster and gets the idea (which also happens, conveniently, to be THE TRUTH) that listening to the “geek set” and targeting them can be a good bet… I get that. But if it becomes a “meme” that Dark Knight is breaking bank because the same savages who block-bought “Passion” into a hit are propping it up? (Which happens to be, y’know, demonstrably untrue?) Yeah, opposite effect.
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The funniest part of his hateboner for TDK is that on his original review, he loved the film.

But as soon as the wrong people start liking it, it starts to become shit in Blobbert's mind, it barely took a week for him to start hating it.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
Doesn't Bob like Adam Sandler? We all know about the Pixels review, but other than that I could have sworn that I've seen Bob talk about liking his work.
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Funny enough, it was his Pixels review that drove me away from him. I was never a fan, just watched some of his videos and thought he was a chill dude. However, his spiel at the end just sounded way too genuine and bitter to be an act. Needless to say, my instincts were correct.

Edit: Minor grammar fixes.
 
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Clint Westwood said:
MovieBlob always just goes with the flow. Literally can't conjure up his own opinions about things without bullshitting them. Of course he wouldn't like a black-led spy-fi film.

And black women are the least likely to see a Nolan film. I saw it at my local theatre, and it's not that amazing (with its questionable sound quality and release date), but it services as interesting entertainment.
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From the spoilers I've read, the film has a really nonsensical plot even by Nolan standards and Nolan/the studio completely blotched it's promotions by going full mystery box on it and going the route to play off the fact that the lead was black than sell people on the plot.
 
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Ok, Bob...let's look at how the rest of the world handles abortion:

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He really thinks everywhere outside the midwest and southern U.S. is some progressive utopia.
 
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Caught up on the thread and I must say: Bob is such a transparent fucking coward. Whenever there's a situation where violence will not escalate he keeps on posturing as an internet tough guy. The moment he sees violence in his twitter thread that he hasn't initiated...."whoah guys, we CAN'T be that extreme" and my favourite, "life is not a movie" - says the fucking moron that doesn't understand politics unless it has a direct MCU comparison.

Now let's do some Chrisposting:


Shooting the Shit - Episode #58

I'll tried to venture through one of his podcasts about movies and couldn't make it past the very first ten minutes. Unlike his brother, there was some unintentional comedy on the part of Chip sr.

First 10 seconds are a cringy arrangement of Itchy and Scratchy's theme song sung off key where they say the word "shit" 15 times. He's the edgiest middle schooler.

Second 00:25 : I want to thank my 15 dollar patrons, Patricia Chipman. Now we know who is funding this crap.

Minutes 1:00-3:00: literally reading off wikipedia. Not kidding, just listing who starred, directed and catered, how much it grossed, dates of release, etc.

Minute 3:00 - another retarded consoomer argument: "Armageddon and Deep Impact released on the same year by two competing studios and having muliple superhero movies with identical plots plus planning another decade of superhero films are the same thing. Superhero fatigue is not real!"

And here's the part that I found unintentionally funny. There is a trope regarding a comedic situation where the setup is that the panelists are very serious people discussing an pointless and irrelevant topic but the whole scene is presented as high brow discussion. Or a variant of the same scene where you have crazy characters acting out of character by sitting down and pretending to have a serious discussion.
Minute 4:00 reminded me of the latter.

All of a sudden, Chris says that he is very grateful for having 2 guests with him on the show, Kyle and Stephan......who are just some guys he met once at a bar and that's it. They will be discussing the merits of Armageddon vs Deep Impact. The tone, the delivery....it all felt like they would start talking about the themes of Bruce Willis screaming, "Yippe Kay Yay!!" as part of a skit.

Minute 5:30 - lispy faggot, can't say anything else really. "Err....I'm kyle...and I have an instagram account". I don't want to make fun of the guy but for a show called "Tossing the Shit" he sounds like he's auditioning for the X-factor.

I stopped at minute 10 because it was unbearable. The Kyle fellow spend more time with "ahhs" and "ehhms" that I started playing a game of randomly skipping ahead and it was always a gutural sound of his bovine mouth.

This is the most unentertaining shit you can imagine. It's not even mommy-blog level, not UHF local tv-station amateur hour, not even the insanity of geocities webpages. Just some guys saying Armageddon made me laugh but it also made me sad.

I skipped to minute 30:00 to hear Stephan, the guy whom you can actually listen to, explain the incredible emotional experience of fucking Deep Impact, where he was crying on his seat. It dawned on me just how white trashy Chris and his circle of friends are. I'm betting that his wife considers Pretty Woman to be the greatest love story ever told.

Anyways, I skipped a lot of the content because it wasn't a discussion about movies, it was 3 guys saying things about a movie but you don't get enriched by the experience, you don't any insight, you don't get jack shit.

Why is Red Letter Media so popular? Because they make it look so easy. Chris may entertain a dinner party for his white trash friends but he is not an entertainer, he can't grasp that he is as grey an NPC as they come.

Chris, for fucks sake, that is NOT a bad thing. Raise your kids, take them on your boat, book a vacation with your family and cultivate passions in then that are not mindles vidya/tv consumption. Even you know that you don't want them to end as creepy uncle Bob.

To close this post, I'm not archiving any of Chris' links. The delusional twat follows how many people clicked on his content vs how many patrons he has so every uptick that isn't translated into a dollar should be a reality check for him.
 
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Bolo said:
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Who is "we" motherfucker? I don't see you coming up with the engineering miracles these concept arts ask for.

You do know the shit you see in epicot on disney doesn't scale nor is functional for a large city with millions of people right? It isn't about looking good and space-age, but functional and has to last forever. And no, cheering for "science" as if that does anything for progress doesn't work either.

Getting tired of this "the obsolets are holding down the future!!!" crap from Robert.

hey Robert, why don't you cut the bullshit and say what you really want, that you want to say that YOUR "future" is being held down by whatever boogeyman you made out of your bullies, republicans or some shit.

And by "future", no, we are not talking about this Jetsons fanfic you have in mind, but the fame and prestige you believe you deserve, and you think it is a right that has been denied to you by the "cruels" of the world.

Of course you can't say it outright, you are at least grounded enough to see how ridiculous this shit sounds when saying outloud, but you sure as fuck believe in it.

So, cut this proxy game bullshit "oh, boo-hoo, if only rednecks believed in science, I would have my jetpack now!", grow some balls and say what you really mean, you entitled prick.
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I'm surprised Bob's vision of the superior future has so many stairs.

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Bob's serial killer name will be the Boston Coomer.
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What is "crazy Biden car girl"?
 
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Bob's stepped in it again
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And thus Bob was then harassed...TARGETIDLY!
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The absolute salt
If you're really curious just look through his time line for today. He was not happy that people were not happy with him. A LOT. I've archived everything that he's tweeted if you wanna look through them. I'll highlight the ones I found informative/humorous.
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