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Please stop acting like this thread is a conversation with MovieBob.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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I mean... we know he reads this thread on a regular basis. Nothing we say will ever get through to him, but it's nice to know that he is reading what we write and is likely crying about it.
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Shouldn't have wished to be famous on that monkey's paw, Bob.
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Babby's First Equivocation. Bobby can't even play the sophist shill convincingly. If that's what a Superior Future Cultural Elite Intellectual Who Matters is capable of, I'll take my Inferior Past for the rest of my life.
The Consoomer discussion goes on and Bobby takes refuge in obfuscation:
All his parroted talk about language and "position of power" is irrelevant; we neither hold more or less power (institutional or otherwise) than Bobby does. And "consumer" or "consoomer" is hardly elitist language,
Bobby continues to play dumb, unconvincingly.
But the meme does aim squarely at "over-consumers", or more precisely, commodity fetishists who ascribe magical, world-changing properties to mass-produced, disposable, ephemera. Someone who happens to enjoy MCU and sees all the entries is not necessarily a consoomer; someone who thinks MCU is a "watershed moment of cultural advancement" definitely is.
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Bobby is upset at a fellow consoomer, except this one is a well-toned, attractive young man:
On Bruce Springsteen. Bobby thinks Springsteen is one of the good ones because he thinks the working class, the class he came from, is FUCKING HORRIBLE:
"We better kill the Red States before they kill mah beloved Amazon!!!"
I see he is confused again as to who is supporting whom.
Twitter has blood on their hands!
"Hate is extremely healthy", just like diabetes.
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Another thread that reminds you the sad fact that Bobby has fans:
The Robert Appearth:
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Critical WARNING! Consumption failure! SOS!
Bobby thinks Disney is hedging their release schedule to see whether Trump gets a second term or not.
If only voting Trump would get rid of MCU and the endless Disney live-action remakes...
"Disney generally understands social trends better than others". Explain the Rey films then.
On the contrary 2020 has given us plenty of heroes, Kyle Rittenhouse, for example.
Latest idea pitch: Sherlock Holmes but teenage girl martial arts ass kicker (and presumably lesbo hotness with female Watson):
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In Bobby's Angels, The Abortion continues with her megalomania:
Fake tits never go out of style:
And Ellie Troon attemps a toxicology assay at a 40-year-old movie:
Another troon writes a mile-long tirade on the evils of J. K. Rowling. Here is Bobby's closing comment:
Harry Potter is not immortal; to assume so is consoomerism. And I doubt you can exact "revenge" on a billionaire.
Housewives shouldn't be on the internet! Go back to the kitchen!
He simps even a drawn meme:
Bobby retweets another one of Jake Alley's googleshngs, while Chris virtue-signals in earnest because the National Guards are dispatched to protect white people. I'll spare you.
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Conversation? Who wants to talk to that Fat, Basement Dwelling, Moronic, Pedo Defending, Cartoon Dykes Obsessing, Asian Fetish, Troon Loving, Genocidal, Virtue Signalling Fuck?
You are confusing Mocking with Talking.
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Let’s start the “I Hate You 3000” Train.
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the fuck was he even trying to say with that abortion of a latin tweet?
I ran it through some translators
quaque rumpenda in medio tui ano est; douche lapides sacculi
each rumpenda in the middle of your anus is shower bag (yandex)
shove it in the midst of thee, and rushes on the anus; douche bag (google translate)
imtranslator couldn't make heads or tails of it
so................. an extremely butchered, "Shove it up your ass, douchebag"? Yawn.
I ran it through some translators
quaque rumpenda in medio tui ano est; douche lapides sacculi
each rumpenda in the middle of your anus is shower bag (yandex)
shove it in the midst of thee, and rushes on the anus; douche bag (google translate)
imtranslator couldn't make heads or tails of it
so................. an extremely butchered, "Shove it up your ass, douchebag"? Yawn.
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Someone usefully back-googletranslated this for us:
I need a translation of Bobby's remark though. Unfortunately, as I've lamented, Google doesn't yet offer Moron-to-English.
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From what I gather: He's saying that Latin doesn't have rules and is more of an art when constructing sentences.
Which is retarded.
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I can see why Robert would think that the meme doesn't aim at "over-consumers." After all, it's obvious that his idea of reasonable consumption would be extreme over-consumption to anyone else.
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Moviebob: What do you mean that the small meal at Mcdonalds isn't 4 Big Macs and 7 Extra Large Fries? Now excuse me while I go watch 40 marvel movies which are definitely the modern Greek tragedies!
Also Moviebob: REEEE! STOP CALLING ME A CONSOOMER!
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How long until Bob's liver transplant saga?
You think he'll start bitching about the price of organ replacements and how the midwest denied him his future of instant organ dispensaries where he could press a button on a machine and he could get a new liver instantly?
You think he'll start bitching about the price of organ replacements and how the midwest denied him his future of instant organ dispensaries where he could press a button on a machine and he could get a new liver instantly?
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The problem with Red States turning themselves into "ChristoFascist Feudal States" is that, when they burn Bob at the stake for apostasy, it'll take days for fire to consume all of the grease in his body. And it would stink like Satan's armpits.
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I don't think Bob will since he doesn't seem to mention any of his physical flaws currently as far as I know, especially if people make fun of him for being a fat fuck.
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Reading Bob ramble on about Disney makes me wonder if I'm having a stroke.Bobby thinks Disney is hedging their release schedule to see whether Trump gets a second term or not.
If only voting Trump would get rid of MCU and the endless Disney live-action remakes...
"Disney generally understands social trends better than others". Explain the Rey films then.
On the contrary 2020 has given us plenty of heroes, Kyle Rittenhouse, for example.
This man also believes that the Mouse has unlimited funds ignoring the fact that the 20th Century Fox buyout left them with little in the way in liquid assets and a mountain load of debt. Disney completely relies on his parks and films to bring in revenue, both of which received a vicious kneecapping courtesy of COVID-19. Yes, Disney was the apex (media) predator in 2019, but Corona-Chan was the six-mile-wide asteroid that fucked its ecosystem up. If they were really cognizant of social trends they probably would've known that A) putting the live action Mulan into production was a bad idea, and B) thanking the people must directly for the Uyghur genocide would be a PR nightmare. So. Fucking. Dumb.
And now I'm going to celebrate he Eternals delay. You would have to be a consoomer of Bob's caliber to think that film has anything going for it other than being Jack Kirby's more ignored creations--the dime store New Gods. Can Bob even name any of the Eternals without access to the Internet? I dare him.
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This just means that the surprise of him having a dying liver from his poor lifestyle will be pretty jarring for him.
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I think it's more that he'll never talk about it publicly and act like his surgery is a completely mundane one.
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If Bob thinks Biden would magically save Disney, he’s a moron. Regardless to who’s president, Disney is going to have do a lot of downsizing and cutting corners if they are to survive this pandemic, and that includes selling or spinning off non essential assets.
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They already cut their workers and got rid of a ton of tards who were fucking shit up and many were the same people who OK'd Galaxy's Edge.
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I can't believe that Disney tried to release Mulan for sale already, instead of just waiting to put it in theaters later and then sell copies of it afterward. They lost all that theater money by being impatient.
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