Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Dorks are just jelly that P. W. S. Anderson has a hottie to fuck:
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No, people aren't happy because Anderson hasn't been bothered to not make a spank bank movie in over a decade. He hasn't given a shit about anything but showing off his wife since he botched AvP. It's also the same money scheme of using a German distributor with Chinese money like his last vanity films with his wife, so of course it's gonna be shit.

This retard is just happy that a product will be shit since he only feels dopamine from others pain, or he too will have wank fodder. I'm gonna love when he tries to ignore the same thing happening to whenever that Mario movie made by that shitty company that makes Minions comes out.
Defunctland stole his childhood and his dreams:
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Remember, this is where Billy-Bob got his cargo cultist understanding of science fiction and imagining what a future society will look like. This is where this moron got Moon Wheat and SOOPERIA FYOOTUR from.
Little Bro joins Bobby's fight with Coffin Senpai (and grabs a chance to virtue signal):
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You know you're pathetic when you have to waddle over and whine to your family to protect you from the meanies online after your attempts to personal army your fans fails.
 
I kinda wish someone would make a Mario movie, where Mario is a black gangsta from the Ghetto and Luigi is his Mexican crime buddy, while the Mushroom kingdom is a strip club they run, princess Peach is some popular stripper and Bowser is ahead of say a Triad gang that kidnaps her because Mario screwed him out of some coke. I'm sure Bobo won't mind if these changes are done.
Bonus to add to Bob's confusion: The Mushroom Kingdom is a male strip club, and Princess Peach is pre-op trans.
 
Give me my alarm clocks if this is already known in MovieBlob Lore... But the link between the Chimpman Bros and troons are that one of their own is a troon.

Here is Melissa Chipman celebrating the great success of having the “correct” gender on her nephew’s driver’s license.

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If this is true, it'd certainly go a ways to explain their obsession (beyond the usual left-wing virtue signaling, anyway). But can we actually prove this Chipman is related to Bob?
 
Reading the article, I find it humorous that the showrunner actually thinks that the criticism about Stormfront was that you can't have Nazis as a bad guy, and not that it's just fucking tiresome to beat the exact same dead horse that every other entertainment property has already pulverized into the dirt. The first season was great because it was predominantly corporate satire, and thus relatable to pretty much everyone who's got a bone to pick with the megacorps running the place. Once the second season decided to go more into politics, it was a real damper on an otherwise good show.

Also, the showrunner apparently thinks that the glut of Marvel movies led to Trump, because they trained people to wait for someone strong to save them, and that's why Trump won. Ironically, I'm echoing Bobby's sentiments up there, though applied to all the non-political stuff (no surprise Bobby actually loves that): I'm increasingly convinced that anything about The Boys that was good was made in spite of its creators and not because of them, if they're this retarded. This is literally as dumb as "Gamergate caused Trump," possibly dumber.
Defunctland stole his childhood and his dreams:
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Yep, it's official, Bob is stuck in the retro-future past. I'll bet he'd want to live in a Googie-style home if he could afford to move out of the basement.

Interesting how the original EPCOT plans line up nicely with exactly the sort of worldview Bob espouses. Walt's plans were for the City of Tomorrow, a beautiful futuristic city that would cater to its residents' every needs; eliminate traffic, homelessness, and teenage delinquency; house industry titans that would prototype their newest technologies there; and serve as a bigger attraction for tourists than the theme park he was going to build off in a corner somewhere (the park was basically an afterthought because Walt realized they wouldn't get any money without including a park). However, Walt would have total control over his residents' lives, essentially setting up a mini-fiefdom where they wouldn't have any rights to vote on municipal issues, where their appliances and technology could be replaced at a whim without their knowledge or dissent. Industries would be expected to work on their newest technologies in full view of the public, something that was generally frowned upon due to the entire concept of trade secrets. And the solution to homelessness: if you didn't have a job, you were kicked out.

In this regard, it's no wonder that Bob is so enthralled with the idea. A "benevolent" dictator who knows what's best for you (or thinks he does, anyway), forcing compliance or exile, constantly surveilling you and your family, and distracting you from the dystopia with all the latest technological wonders to consoom...yeah, no shit Bob is mourning that which we lost.

In reality, EPCOT is certainly an interesting idea, and decades later, people still wonder if it would have worked. Walt wanted to secure a legacy beyond entertainment and theme parks, and if he hadn't smoked his way to dying of lung cancer before those plans could get off the ground, he might have pulled it off. Or, it might have been a massive failure that completely sank the company, or maybe it would have done well at first but ended up behind the times. No one can predict the future, and the original EPCOT serves as a good example of that.

The Defunctland episode doesn't give too harsh a judgment one way or the other, but it does go into a lot of the criticisms levied against it by Disney's own board of directors, even before Walt died. It also doesn't shy away from the dystopian elements of the original EPCOT, so Bobby would probably get really upset about that. Highly recommend a watch, and then a trip to The Original EPCOT website for even more details:

ETA: It's probably for the best that Walt's EPCOT never got off the ground for a variety of reasons, but here's two of the big ones:
  • Planned cities have rarely actually lived up to the grand designs of their creators. As it turns out, you really can't predict how thousands or millions of people will want to use their living space, so it's practically impossible to actually plan for every eventuality, not to mention the evolution of a city's needs over time. EPCOT looks very shiny on paper, but in the real world, would people enjoy living in what was effectively a human zoo?
  • If EPCOT hadn't failed, Walt Disney World would not be the resort destination it is today. Four sprawling theme parks, two water parks, shopping centers, resort hotels, golf courses...there's enough at Disney World alone to take up an entire vacation. Having EPCOT would mean giving up on all the unique and creative things that Disney has been able to produce there, and I think most people probably wouldn't make that trade-off. Part of its success is due to the Reedy Creek Improvement District that was created for EPCOT, which basically gives Disney complete immunity from any county or state land-use laws, letting them do pretty much anything they want with the property. In addition, technologies that were planned to be incorporated into EPCOT like the Utilidors and the vacuum trash disposal system were used in the eventual theme parks, so part of EPCOT's legacy lives on.
 
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In this regard, it's no wonder that Bob is so enthralled with the idea. A "benevolent" dictator who knows what's best for you (or thinks he does, anyway), forcing compliance or exile, constantly surveilling you and your family, and distracting you from the dystopia with all the latest technological wonders to consoom.
So basically, Bob wants CWCville to be a real city.
 
It also doesn't shy away from the dystopian elements of the original EPCOT, so Bobby would probably get really upset about that. Highly recommend a watch, and then a trip to The Original EPCOT website for even more details:
Honestly Billy-bob was probably more angry and upset that the idea of a dystopian dictator city-state where you had no property rights at all is conveyed as a bad thing. This is the smoothbrain who only stopped regretting eugenics was demonized when he got mocked for it.
 
Honestly Billy-bob was probably more angry and upset that the idea of a dystopian dictator city-state where you had no property rights at all is conveyed as a bad thing. This is the smoothbrain who only stopped regretting eugenics was demonized when he got mocked for it.
Considering Bobby has drooled over Singapore's robot police dogs that bully you into compliance, and considering William Gibson described Singapore as "Disneyland with the death penalty," it's really not a shocker. Singapore is probably the closest thing we have to an actual EPCOT in the real world, and I for one do not want to live in such a place. I would love to see Bob dropped into the middle of Singapore, just to find out how long it takes before he's arrested for being a Masshole. I give it two minutes tops.
 
Honestly Billy-bob was probably more angry and upset that the idea of a dystopian dictator city-state where you had no property rights at all is conveyed as a bad thing. This is the smoothbrain who only stopped regretting eugenics was demonized when he got mocked for it.
Only stopped openly regretting eugenics, you mean. Bob is too narcissistic to say "I was wrong", he usually just says something like "I don't want to argue about this right now" when enough leftists call him out and deletes the offending tweet. But he makes no sign of having changed his actual views at all.
 
ETA: It's probably for the best that Walt's EPCOT never got off the ground for a variety of reasons, but here's two of the big ones:

I've got to admit I have a huge soft spot for "World of the FUTURE" industrial films because a) they tend to suggest that things will be better and b) every so often you can see how close they got.

Frank Capra's last film was for Martin-Marietta and showcased a space station serviced by a spaceplane launched by a Titan III. The punch line was the speculation that some day, maybe you could visit Thailand, pull a phone out of your pocket, and use it to call home. Or one from Bell Labs which suggested that if documents were composed electronically on a computer, then it would be possible to work in an office in your own home.
 
It was Walt's EPCOT, not the theme park, stupid.
you have to realize everything disney is infallible to bob and one thing failing means disney isn't to bob so his brain has to do leaps and bounds of mental gymnastics . Being reminded of a time when disney wasn't perfect is hard for bob because they're christlike to him. You know when people say "Nintendo can do nothing wrong!" to mock nintendo fans? That's bob, for disney. When the rat falls dead bob will probably die as well. They're linked.
 
Little Bro joins Bobby's fight with Coffin Senpai (and grabs a chance to virtue signal):
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Hahaha. "WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT, FUCK THIS GAY GUY NIGG- Oh, wait, I used the wrong pronouns. Sorry, all. I don't mean to be disrespectful." - It makes it all the sweeter that Peter Coffin had the blandest leftist tweet of all time as well.

It's amazing this logic of not wanting to offend blanket groups of people is null and void and when it comes to the south, fly-over states, or republicans. But a tranny seeing you yell at someone you dislike and misgender them? My god...
 
Bob got fired from the Escapist again.
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