Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

What if the biggest reason bob is fawning over James Gunn, is either because of two reasons, Bob is gay, OR

I know Bob is way too open about his sexual fantasies and who gives him a boner, but I don’t think he’s overcompensating to throw people off a gay scent. He’s just an incel oaf with no command of basic manners or how not to be fucking creepy.

Also, no self-respecting faggot would live in a basement, let alone in the utter filth and squalor that Bob calls home.

 

[Vice Bold]

Being an insufferable tub of lard didn't impede Orson Welles from making it huge in media in general. But then again, Bob just can't be compared to him in any way that isn't in body mass.

I'd say Bob doesn't look all that fat, but really that's because he hides behind his oversized suit. I used to wear alot of oversized shit so that my belly wouldn't poke out.
Btw, do we have a side shot of Bob? We would better understand both how much his belly pokes out and his posture, which I suspect is fucked.

 

[madethistocomment]

I posted on this before. Bob lives vicariously through Gunn.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/page-2507#post-6135284

Bob admitted way back when that his dream was to be James Gunn. No really, direct quote:

I think he’s enormously talented and his film geek turned schlock-horror journeyman turned arthouse bad-boy turned blockbuster superhero auteur reminds me of a life-arc I’d pictured for myself (still sort-of do, if we’re being honest here…) once upon a time and I’ve always felt a tinge of personal-investment in his success and self-improvement because of that.​

The sheer amount of unnecessary hyphens in that short paragraph is making the English teacher in me screech.

 

[Mola Ram]

The sheer amount of unnecessary hyphens in that short paragraph is making the English teacher in me screech.

I feel red pens growing from my fingertips when I read anything long form from Bob. The hyphens are even worse than the many unnecessary quotation marks.

 

[Vice Bold]

The sheer amount of unnecessary hyphens in that short paragraph is making the English teacher in me screech.

It's the same shit with his tweets sometimes, he'll just use hyphens continually like its a prostitute.

One of his tweets copy and pasted here, think it's his opinion of space jam?

"...but like 1/3 if it is a terrible celebrities-paying-bills/old-IP-schilling-merch commercial, 1/3 of it is "actually clever culturally-aware demo-marketing" - and THEN 1/3 is "OMG WTF WHY ARE THE F***ING BUDWEISER HORSES MAKING ME TEAR UP!?" legit-heartstrings commercial"

Side note: space jam should not make you cry.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

It's the same shit with his tweets sometimes, he'll just use hyphens continually like its a prostitute.

One of his tweets copy and pasted here, think it's his opinion of space jam?

"...but like 1/3 if it is a terrible celebrities-paying-bills/old-IP-schilling-merch commercial, 1/3 of it is "actually clever culturally-aware demo-marketing" - and THEN 1/3 is "OMG WTF WHY ARE THE F***ING BUDWEISER HORSES MAKING ME TEAR UP!?" legit-heartstrings commercial"

Side note: space jam should not make you cry.

Space Jam should always make you cry. It is the greatest movie of the 90's

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'd say Bob doesn't look all that fat, but really that's because he hides behind his oversized suit.

Boy, you’re nuttier than squirrel turds. Bob is Boogie-tier corpulent. (Speaking of which, they should team up. Maybe Bob would get shot.)

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Boy, you’re nuttier than squirrel turds. Bob is Boogie-tier corpulent. (Speaking of which, they should team up. Maybe Bob would get shot.)

Mofo, you crazy, those two combined gravitational pull will tear a new asshole into the space-time continuum.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Mofo, you crazy, those two combined gravitational pull will tear a new asshole into the space-time continuum.

But enough about the visuals in your spank bank. They both have retarded takes on politics and are completely unfuckable. They need each other.

 

[Vice Bold]

But enough about the visuals in your spank bank. They both have retarded takes on politics and are completely unfuckable. They need each other.

Fuck, is this a new fetish? Two fatgets screeching at each other, panting, sweating, shoveling food in their mouth, repeat.
Kinda hot ngl

 

[Vice Bold]

Mofo, you crazy, those two combined gravitational pull will tear a new asshole into the space-time continuum.

Throw wingsofredemption in there and you gotta new universe my man.

 

[Positron]

More wedding pictures from Chris:




He posts a lot of pictures and here I pick my favorites. For the rest and the context go to his Twitter.







I presume the forearm immediately below Chris's is Bobby's, but what is the cufflink?

Also, would it be too mean of me to reply to Chris' e-begging with "Get a Job."? Because it sounds like Chris doesn't have a job anymore, what with him making so many videos in so short a time.

I don't think Chris has quit or got fired. He signed up for home renovation in September, which is not something you'd do if you lost your job.

Yet there is one thing that points to his not getting as many gigs as before. Chris used to have a series where he v-logs as he drives. People who do that deserve hell, but I don't think Chris stops doing that out of safety or concern for other road users.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

It's the same shit with his tweets sometimes, he'll just use hyphens continually like its a prostitute.

One of his tweets copy and pasted here, think it's his opinion of space jam?

"...but like 1/3 if it is a terrible celebrities-paying-bills/old-IP-schilling-merch commercial, 1/3 of it is "actually clever culturally-aware demo-marketing" - and THEN 1/3 is "OMG WTF WHY ARE THE F***ING BUDWEISER HORSES MAKING ME TEAR UP!?" legit-heartstrings commercial"

Side note: space jam should not make you cry.

Please pay for my migraine meds.

 

[Vice Bold]

Good to see all that e begging and sucking patreons Johnson really paid off.

His cufflinks are dumb.

Please pay for my migraine meds.

No.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wouldn’t be surprised if the LGBT cufflink was Bob’s. After all, how will strangers know you’re a morally superior “ally” specimen if you don’t tell them?

 

[Jazz never died!]

They certainly — inexplicably — engaged an audience, but none of the instalments of the MCU that I've seen have been good. I haven't seen Guardians of the Galaxy and Antman, for example, yet if Infinity Wars and Endgame are considered the crown jewels of the whole project, then I can safely say that each and every movie is this universe are painfully mediocre and bland. That these movies have such a frenzied fanbase that find Martin Scorsese's innocuous comment of the mediocrity and cheapness of the movies to be an affront to their idea of the MCU representing the supposed zenith of cultural (and in Robert's case, intellectual) perfection is disappointing, to put it mildly.

The popular opinion as well as my own think the majority of the films are good then again i may just be a consumer. None of them are in my top ten of all time they were just enjoyable films imo.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

More wedding pictures from Chris:
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No, because I never needed the jaws-of-life to get my wife out of her dress.

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So they came and left, and you called them back for a photo-op? Look at them using white trash first responders that will never forget who and why the towers came down on 9-11 as a photo-op. Chippa canceled when?

Oh, and Bob was fat in all those other photos.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The popular opinion as well as my own think the majority of the films are good then again i may just be a consumer. None of them are in my top ten of all time they were just enjoyable films imo.

I’m not a film buff by any means and I’ve only seen a couple of Marvel films (Iron Man and Guardians of the Galaxy). With each of those, I remember thinking, well, that was fun! But the masturbatory/life-and-death angle millions of men have on them never made sense to me. Love what you love and let no one shit on you for it, and also realize it’s not that fucking deep or serious.

 

[Positron]

I wouldn’t be surprised if the LGBT cufflink was Bob’s.

Or perhaps it belongs to one of the many gay men friends that Chris totally had.


It does not. Dumbass.

If you don't vote Trump out, you're complicit.

Good to see all that e begging and sucking patreons Johnson really paid off.

His cufflinks are dumb.

Nah this is what his Patreon bucks really paid for:



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Mah Hillary!!!!


"I swear I'm not Eugenics Bob!!!"


Peter Coffin!!!!!!!

Perhaps Bobby and his cronies should learn electromagneticism as well: negative charge attracts positive.

And once again you can see how easily Bobby folds when faced with Coffin's "agender" shenanigans:


Picking up from the "Synder is a libertarian" discussion:


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Space Jam:


Bobby discusses the Rey films with an Angel of his:

 

[Mola Ram]

"I swear I'm not Eugenics Bob!!!"

Bob, Bob, Bob. You poor benighted Boston trashpig.

The eugenics thing is a relatively accurate if mildly hyperbolic description of your actual beliefs, as mentioned at length on your Twitter feed every goddamn day. Over and over you say things like "properly evolved," "those rightly left behind," and flat out dehumanizing things about everyone you think doesn't qualify as human, more or less. Your views are appalling and reprehensible, and the only real inaccuracy in dubbing them eugenics is that they are more clearly motivated by hatred (of class, religious belief, and political allegiance rather than of race) than anything that has the patina of scientific rigor that "eugenics" implies.

The "funny made-up thing" that's attached to your name is that you have no feet.