Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[ConsoleWarVet]

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"I was a Catholic for years hoping I could have a bigger impact working for gay rights on the inside. I eventually gave up."

This just means James Gunn was actually never a Catholic, no? If his only reason for participating in the church was to try and sway opinions on gay people and he gave up after a while that just makes him disingenuous.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

poor guy, he is always been a white trash retard hick

Now imagine being in high school and this four-titted mouth-breather comes up to you in the hallway and starts monologuing about Mario and SMB2, a game you played as a child and left behind long ago.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

"I was a Catholic for years hoping I could have a bigger impact working for gay rights on the inside. I eventually gave up."

This just mean James Gunn was actually never a Catholic, no? If his only reason for participating in the church was to try and sway opinions on gay people and he gave up after a while that just makes him disingenuous.

That's obvious virtue signaling. People should know better than to join a group only to be a total nuisance by bringing up disagreeable topics for the hell of it, or in hopes of "presenting an argument". No one likes people like that.
I'd love to see him try that in a Muslim congregation, though.

 

[Jack Awful]

Was it nature or nurture that caused both Bob and Chris to turn out this way?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Was it nature or nurture that caused both Bob and Chris to turn out this way?

All you need to see are those pics from childhood.

Those two potatoes were doomed the moment they left the birth canal.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

That's obvious virtue signaling. People should know better than to join a group only to be a total nuisance by bringing up disagreeable topics for the hell of it, or in hopes of "presenting an argument". No one likes people like that.
I'd love to see him try that in a Muslim congregation, though.

That's something I've noticed. It's always Christianity with the Chipmans. It's never Islam (for obvious reasons). It's not even relatively harmless religions, like Hinduism, Shintoism, or Wicca. It's always, unfailingly, Christianity.

 

[Aqua Panda]

Was it nature or nurture that caused both Bob and Chris to turn out this way?

I'd argue it's a nurture thing. Chris was by all accounts a normalish ADHD kid for a few years before his dad died and Barb went off the deep end.

I really think the utter lack of a father figure and really lax discipline did a number on both. To the point it has likely lead to mental health issues for both.

 

[Mola Ram]

That's something I've noticed. It's always Christianity with the Chipmans. It's never Islam (for obvious reasons). It's not even relatively harmless religions, like Hinduism, Shintoism, or Wicca. It's always, unfailingly, Christianity.

Because in these smoothbrains' chauvinistic, America-centric worldviews, Christianity = America.

Don't ask them about African or Asian Christians.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Because in these smoothbrains' chaunvinistic, America-centric worldviews, Christianity = America.

Don't ask them about African or Asian Christians.

I wonder what they'd think about Ethiopia depicting Jesus as black for nearly 2,000 years.

 

[FunPosting101]

Bob got fired from the Escapist again.

Aahahahahah

Get fucked, you fat faggot.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

I wonder what they'd think about Ethiopia depicting Jesus as black for nearly 2,000 years.

How about Black Jesus?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I wonder what they'd think about Ethiopia depicting Jesus as black for nearly 2,000 years.

Not to mention there is an entire town in Japan that are so fervient about Jesus that they believe he's buried there. No joke.

 

[Archeopthryx]

Logged in at Twitch instead of being logged in at monster.com. That depression he's getting? That's the shame of not being productive and knowing that he is being a drain on everyone around him.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Logged in at Twitch instead of being logged in at monster.com. That depression he's getting? That's the shame of not being productive and knowing that he is being a drain on everyone around him.

It goes all into his fat gullet.

 

[Hux]

I wonder what they'd think about Ethiopia depicting Jesus as black for nearly 2,000 years.

Tell them to find Ethiopia on a map, it'll be even more entertaining

 

[Red Hood]

You know what I just realized? With the Escapist done, Bob is Not Engaged in Employment, Education or Training.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Logged in at Twitch instead of being logged in at monster.com. That depression he's getting? That's the shame of not being productive and knowing that he is being a drain on everyone around him.

I would have a modicum of empathy for Bob since i know that feeling all too well. The fact that everyone around you is supporting you and you cannot do anything to escape that situation. But in his case, we all know that he will keep at this and still be miserable, doing nothing to alleviate his situation or his relatives'.

Tell them to find Ethiopia on a map, it'll be even more entertaining

Do we have to go back to Bob's "Africa is a beautiful country"? I say we do. It's a very uplifting tidbit.

 

[crappy_dinosaur]

I would have a modicum of empathy for Bob since i know that feeling all too well. The fact that everyone around you is supporting you and you cannot do anything to escape that situation. But in his case, we all know that he will keep at this and still be miserable, doing nothing to alleviate his situation or his relatives'.

Yeah, sometimes you can feel empathy but then you realise he doesn't even try to get out of that hole he threw himself in. He may even think still the best with all that political talk and makimg up words but the truth... yeah! He's fucking hilarious I just want to see his next fuck up.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Yeah, sometimes you can feel empathy but then you realise he doesn't even try to get out of that hole he threw himself in. He may even think still the best with all that political talk and makimg up words but the truth... yeah! He's fucking hilarious I just want to see his next fuck up.

Yeah, i know. If Bob managed to get out of this shit, he wouldn't be the untrustworthy Bob we all know and feel fascination for.
The cow is the cow for a reason, even if we want them to improve themselves.

 

[Neko GF]

He's still sperging about how Trump "stole" his Halloween:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1319043069749174272 (Archive)

Poor Robert! He just wants to dress up for Halloween: