Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Neko GF]

We could almost have a new era of MovieBob coming. I am definitely excited. With less perceived enemies to rage at on twitter what we he do with himself?

Robert is entirely motivated by his hatred of everyone he disagrees with. He'll likely rage about the fact the entire electoral map wasn't blue.

 

[Mola Ram]

We could almost have a new era of MovieBob coming. I am definitely excited. With less perceived enemies to rage at on twitter what we he do with himself?

Some of his fellow travelers, like Ocasio-Cortez and professional Madwoman in the Attic Jennifer Rubin, are already publicly stroking themselves at the idea of composing enemies lists of Trump supporters. Bob will be all over that, just like he'll jump ugly at any conciliatory efforts by Biden, no matter how perfunctory or feeble.

 

[Pagliacci]

We could almost have a new era of MovieBob coming. I am definitely excited. With less perceived enemies to rage at on twitter what we he do with himself?

The amount of Bob butthurt that would occur if Trump somehow, against all the odds, STILL manages to win due to the courts/recounts/faithless electors/etc. would be astronomical. "Trump winning" was a bad enough Bob scenario but I never considered the infinite nuclear meltdown that would be "Biden wins (but then no actually turns out Trump wins)". It would be apocalyptic levels of Bob losing his absolute shit.

 

[Mola Ram]

The amount of Bob butthurt that would occur if Trump somehow, against all the odds, STILL manages to win due to the courts/recounts/faithless electors/etc. would be astronomical. "Trump winning" was a bad enough Bob scenario but I never considered the infinite nuclear meltdown that would be "Biden wins (but then no actually turns out Trump wins)". It would be apocalyptic levels of Bob losing his absolute shit.

We're probably looking at a civil war if that happens, so Bob's caterwauling will be something of an afterthought.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Some of his fellow travelers, like Ocasio-Cortez and professional Madwoman in the Attic Jennifer Rubin, are already publicly stroking themselves at the idea of composing enemies lists of Trump supporters. Bob will be all over that, just like he'll jump ugly at any conciliatory efforts by Biden, no matter how perfunctory or feeble.

Yes, the whole Trump Accountability Project. I suspect Bob will be drafting plans to bring this poject to a local level, essentially starting Kangaroo Trials of his own. Or he will start sending anonymous letters of "possible Trump supporter" and threatening people on twitter like he's part of the Gestapo. Just imagine: 4k pages before the year ends.

 

[ravensboy]

Election's gonna hang on

Robert is entirely motivated by his hatred of everyone he disagrees with. He'll likely rage about the fact the entire electoral map wasn't blue.

He's already doing that. And sperging about the mayo ghouls.

 

[Pagliacci]

We're probably looking at a civil war if that happens, so Bob's caterwauling will be something of an afterthought.

Even in a legit civil war I'm sure his battlefield would still be twitter (assuming it was still around). Sure he'd love to join the fight against the mayo obsolescents but COVID-19 would make partaking in bloody warfare too dangerous. He benches 300+ lbs, he has guns, he's an outdoor survivalist, and he's from Boston. He fights.

He's basically Rambo, but smarter, totally not racist, and immunocompromized.

 

[Mola Ram]

Even in a legit civil war I'm sure his battlefield would still be twitter (assuming it was still around). Sure he'd love to join the fight against the mayo obsolescents but COVID-19 would make partaking in bloody warfare too dangerous. He benches 300+ lbs, he has guns, he's an outdoor survivalist, and he's from Boston. He fights.

He's basically Rambo, but smarter, totally not racist, and immunocompromized.

Rambo? More like Hambo, amirite.

 

[ravensboy]

Even in a legit civil war I'm sure his battlefield would still be twitter (assuming it was still around). Sure he'd love to join the fight against the mayo obsolescents but COVID-19 would make partaking in bloody warfare too dangerous. He benches 300+ lbs, he has guns, he's an outdoor survivalist, and he's from Boston. He fights.

He's basically Rambo, but smarter, totally not racist, and immunocompromized.

I'd like to point out that the "fighting people of boston" are the same bullies that probably bullied him in high school years ago.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Rambo? More like Hambo, amirite.

Here's Bob fighting on the front lines of the mayonnaise Ghoul Uprising:

No Trump voter can resist the power of his Doom Thumbs or escape when Bob deploys his Stealth Green Screen which gives him perfect camoflague! (He thought about bringing a knife or a gun to this fight, but it's not necessary when fighting Republican Subhumans.) For the SUPERIOR FUTURE™ and the PEOPLE THAT MATTER!!!!!

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Bob will likely turn on Biden on January 22nd by saying Biden did his job now it's time for the obsolete white man to resign so the WOC can take over and make Hillary her VP.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Here's Bob fighting on the front lines of the mayonnaise Ghoul Uprising:

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No Trump voter can resist the power of his Doom Thumbs or escape when Bob deploys his Stealth Green Screen which gives him perfect camoflague! (He thought about bringing a knife or a gun to this fight, but it's not necessary when fighting Republican Subhumans.) For the SUPERIOR FUTURE™ and the PEOPLE THAT MATTER!!!!!

Put a phone in his hand for tweeting, his only weapon

 

[Fictional Character]

MovieBob will give his all to fight the mayonnaise ghouls, but his heroism and sacrifice won't be appreciated.

BREAKING NEWS: US Presidential Army Under Different Sort of Fire as Multiple Divisions Claim Their Human Rights Were Violated by Being Fed Rations Containing Moviebob for Several Weeks

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Showing off some Biden smugness because his Twitter feed is nothing but being smug.

Here’s my favorite.

 

[Sumdood]

I guess now we get four years of SmugBob instead of SaltyBob

 

[Big Ruski]

Put a phone in his hand for tweeting, his only weapon

Trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers lol

 

[cypocryphy]

I guess now we get four years of SmugBob instead of SaltyBob

Not quite. Biden still won't get him laid by hot cyborgs on a Mars base.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I guess now we get four years of SmugBob instead of SaltyBob

Smugbob will be even funnier.

We'll get to see him handwave away the shit that the Biden administration does that would have had him totally flipping out at Trump.

 

[Fictional Character]

Smugbob will be even funnier.

We'll get to see him handwave away the shit that the Biden administration does that would have had him totally flipping out at Trump.

No bad tactics, only bad perpetrators.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Showing off some Biden smugness because his Twitter feed is nothing but being smug.

Here’s my favorite.
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Exit the salt, enter the sugar. Either way, things don't look up for Bob, so all he can do is to vicariously celebrate Trump's reign's end.

Oh, and will he mention how people celebrating will spread the Muh-Muh-My Corona?