Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chan the Wizard]

Damn. Film Robert is having whiplash.
Fired from the Escapist.
Trump loses.
Lindsay Ellis rips his heart out in front of a live studio audience.
Someone is going on a Mountain Dew and large amount of McDonald’s bender.

Twitter’s search recommendations lol

 

[ravensboy]

Holy hell, he's getting #metoo'd isn't he? Someone is going to throw out the "he touched my ass/boobs when we met" and that will be wonderful to watch.

If only.

Bob is too limp dicked to actually touch someone and prefers the hoverhand. Did we get confirmation he was still a virgin yet?

 

[thismanlies]

Holy hell, he's getting #metoo'd isn't he? Someone is going to throw out the "he touched my ass/boobs when we met" and that will be wonderful to watch.

Bob is the last progressive male feminist I’d expect to get the #metoo treatment. But I guess you don’t have to leave your basement for that to happen.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Someone is going on a Mountain Dew and large amount of McDonald’s bender.

He could probably make bank as a mukbanger, couldn't he? A mutant manatee scarfing down mountains of sludge bitching about Drumpf and proclaiming himself the master race in between bites of the entire KFC menu. The YouTube algorithm would love it.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

If only.

Bob is too limp dicked to actually touch someone and prefers the hoverhand. Did we get confirmation he was still a virgin yet?

He does the Chris thing about faking ex-girlfriends that he can't provide details on, but unlike Chris his stories are so fucking retarded that he thought making up a story about having a threesome with two women in highschool book club happened after he impressed them with reading material choices lol

 

[ThatSpiderGuyFromYouTube]

Bob got blown the absolute fuck out by his waifu

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He deleted his tweet but Ellis's are still up and archived: https://archive.md/dvwAl

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Includes 2 more tweets afterwards, archived here: https://archive.md/pfLje

The Abortion doesn't take Bobby's accusation well:
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And the #MeTooers are coming out!
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But we know Bobby won't block The Abortion as he did to Jenny Nicholson, because he needs her cachet.

And here comes the bucket crabs!
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To quite a few of randos, this is their reintroduction to MovieBob:
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Holy hell, he's getting #metoo'd isn't he? Someone is going to throw out the "he touched my ass/boobs when we met" and that will be wonderful to watch.

Bob is the last progressive male feminist I’d expect to get the #metoo treatment. But I guess you don’t have to leave your basement for that to happen.

RESET THE CLOCK! Buuut... we all expected it.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Well, it’s annoyingly time to add.

Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Retarded, Oafish, and Creepy 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White-Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild Stalker with a Mario, Disney, Lesbian, & Pedo Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future! Got fired Twice!​

 

[ThatSpiderGuyFromYouTube]

Well, it’s annoyingly time to add.

Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Retarded, Oafish, and Creepy 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White-Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild Stalker with a Mario, Disney, Lesbian, & Pedo Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future! Got fired Twice!​

That's gold! Run down to the patent office, copyright the headline "Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Retarded, Oafish, and Creepy 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White-Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild Stalker with a Mario, Disney, Lesbian, & Pedo Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future! Got fired Twice!" I want a quarter every time someone says it.

 

[Emperor Julian]

It's interesting this is the first time we've actually confirmed in application what the Farms suspected about Bobs relationship with the breadtubers, we've suspected this from pretty far back but this is actual confirmation. It's quite an interesting thing that our observations on Bob are more in line with reality than Bobs self perception.

Makes you wonder what other speculatons are actually correct.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

I wish I could start every day laughing as hard as I did when I read those Lindsey Ellis tweets.

 

[ravensboy]

It's interesting this is the first time we've actually confirmed in application what the Farms suspected about Bobs relationship with the breadtubers, we've suspected this from pretty far back but this is actual confirmation. It's quite an interesting thing that our observations on Bob are more in line with reality than Bobs self perception.

Makes you wonder what other speculatons are actually correct.

We've know this for years. No one likes bob, wants to associate with bob, and it's all under the surface until someone gets pissed off enough to tell him to fuck off.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

It's interesting this is the first time we've actually confirmed in application what the Farms suspected about Bobs relationship with the breadtubers, we've suspected this from pretty far back but this is actual confirmation. It's quite an interesting thing that our observations on Bob are more in line with reality than Bobs self perception.

Makes you wonder what other speculatons are actually correct.

I get the feeling more breadtubers are going to come from the woodwork, and continue beating Bob down for what he is worth. He was a constant pain in their asses after his extremist, sociopathic views may bring more problems than supporters. And seeing Lindsay finally toss the ball back to him straight to his face is satisfying. Him going private adds a cherry on the cake, but I get the feeling this is not going to be a good day in being Robert Chipman.

Chris, you better fucking delete your Twitter and Facebook. Because these fucks are GOING to salt the earth your brother walks. Including you!

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

I wish I could start every day laughing as hard as I did when I read those Lindsey Ellis tweets.

It never ceases to amaze me that males of the Cinema Robert sort don't get that what happens to others can happen to them.

Blob's strategy at this point should be to get off Twitter for 48 hours or until the next outrage candidate comes back. Twitter may not forgive, but it does seem to forget.

 

[Imposteroak]

I'm kinda ambivalent on all this. One one hand my kiwi brain is "hee hee, drama go REEEE!" On the other I just saw the social equivalent of someone being laid flat by a car, then watched it back up over him again to finish the job. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, but still hate to see it happen.

 

[Positron]

The dream of The Superior Future has wilted and died...

And all it took was a few words by a low-rent skank. The intellectual foundation of Superior Future is more fragile than a sandcastle.

I'm kinda ambivalent on all this. One one hand my kiwi brain is "hee hee, drama go REEEE!" On the other I just saw the social equivalent of someone being laid flat by a car, then watched it back up over him again to finish the job. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, but still hate to see it happen.

It is totally his fault for choosing to swim with sharks; it is totally his fault for trying to get sweaty with a she-shark.

 

[ThatSpiderGuyFromYouTube]

It's not a "perfect" representation because that character is actually sympathetic. That Joker is a murderer and yet he's still more sympathetic than Bob. Weird huh? That character is legit mentally ill. Bob is borderline mentally ill but still "normal" enough that you realize all his terrible choices are still his choices. That's what makes him all the more detestable. He had the choice yet still chose to be Moviebob.

I also feel the need to point out that Bob absolutely DETESTED the Joker movie. It seemed mostly due to some misguided idea that it was some "alt-right incel" movie, but I can't help but wonder if he also had some deep personal offense to what the movie was trying to say.

TBH, I think Cuck is a more accurate bio-pic of MovieBlob than Joker is. Imagine if he actually did do cuck porn like Pressed-On Poultry...

 

[Mola Ram]

TBH, I think Cuck is a more accurate bio-pic of MovieBlob than Joker is. Imagine if he actually did do cuck porn like Pressed-On Poultry...

Cucking involves someone who is or at least was willing to fuck the dude in question. Bob's life story is more accurately a subject for that Troma classic, Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid.

 

[Water-T]

It'll be interesting to see how many SJWs go after Bob for this. Before, calling him out on his shit was going against one of their own in their minds, but Lindsay has a higher ranking in their minds, thanks to her tits and better views. So anyone who was getting pissed at him making them look bad now has the opportunity to go hard for him and look good. Unless she's telling people in private not to draw attention to it, we might see some big names slap him down.

Oh god - can you imagine if Grift Queen and Blob's #1 waifu Anita $camkessian decided to jump in, and #MeToo him to revive her career and boost her Patreon Zoe Quinn style?

Blob would go full Budd Dwyer on his next "The Big Picture" video.

 

[Toxinophile]

Even /co/ is surprised how booty bang blasted bob is.

https://boards.fireden.net/co/thread/118949630/

 

[ScatmansWorld]

I'm kinda ambivalent on all this. One one hand my kiwi brain is "hee hee, drama go REEEE!" On the other I just saw the social equivalent of someone being laid flat by a car, then watched it back up over him again to finish the job. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, but still hate to see it happen.

Yeah I get what you mean. On principle I think it's generally a cunty thing to air heated grievances out in public for all to see that could easily be handled in a private one on one. Not to mention this could of easily all been avoided if Lindsey was direct with him from the start instead of pussyfooting around it with softblocks and then being upset that he didn't "get the hint" while she was being intentionally vague in the first place.

But then again, Kiwifarms itself wouldn't exist in a world where everyone was self aware enough to not post every autistic thought and action they make and just move on with their lives. Could you imagine a world without sperging?