Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

Even Chris’s idea of an “organized” fridge has the two produce drawers stuffed full of a chaotic jumble of random shit, food and medicine and cans of beer, everything just thrown in there haphazardly.

These are broken people who will never get their shit together. Chris will always spend zero time cleaning his fucking house and continue to spend more time in front of screens, creating content no one wants (including selfies of his ugly-ass face, like a teenage girl). At this rate, our descendants will be ITT discussing the antics of the Chipman progeny for generations to come.

 

[E Solveig]

Even Chris’s idea of an “organized” fridge has the two produce drawers stuffed full of a chaotic jumble of random shit, food and medicine and cans of beer, everything just thrown in there haphazardly.

These are broken people who will never get their shit together. Chris will always spend zero time cleaning his fucking house and continue to spend more time in front of screens, creating content no one wants (including selfies of his ugly-ass face, like a teenage girl). At this rate, our descendants will be ITT discussing the antics of the Chipman progeny for generations to come.

how many multigenerational lolcows are there? finally they get to be first at something

 

[blablabla]

mongoloid cooking is my favorite window to the white trash retarded hick world that is the chipman family

 

[John Andrews Stan]

mongoloid cooking is my favorite window to the white trash retarded hick world that is the chipman family

It’s a tie between their cooking and their squalor for me. Imagine being proud of living in trash, wallowing in filth and consuming vast quantities of garbage that in no universe can possibly taste good.

 

[Mola Ram]

It’s a tie between their cooking and their squalor for me. Imagine being proud of living in trash, wallowing in filth and consuming vast quantities of garbage that in no universe can possibly taste good.

I could put up with all of that if not for the fact they present themselves as superior, enlightened, morally smug beings when they're one step above trolls living under a bridge.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

Bob needs views!!!

 

[Boss Bass]

Honest question as long as we’re all being turkeyspergs.
Would putting butter on at the start of roasting even accomplish anything? If I want to brown up the skin with something like an orange rosemary butter rub, I’m doing it with an hour or two to go.

 

[BubbleButt]

Honest question as long as we’re all being turkeyspergs.
Would putting butter on at the start of roasting even accomplish anything? If I want to brown up the skin with something like an orange rosemary butter rub, I’m doing it with an hour or two to go.

Yes, an herb butter does keep the skin from drying out and allows it to crisp up once most of the moisture is gone.

Not THAT much butter, mind you, and you don't dot the fucking bird with butter, you rub it into the skin and on the meat under the skin of the breast. Doing it the way this fucking retard did all of it will slide off the second it gets to the melting point and slide to the bottom of the pan with the drippings. Then you just have two sticks of butter in your gravy.

 

[Oven Dodger]

I know I'm really late with this one, but I had to make this.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Yes, an herb butter does keep the skin from drying out and allows it to crisp up once most of the moisture is gone.

Not THAT much butter, mind you, and you don't dot the fucking bird with butter, you rub it into the skin and on the meat under the skin of the breast. Doing it the way this fucking retard did all of it will slide off the second it gets to the melting point and slide to the bottom of the pan with the drippings. Then you just have two sticks of butter in your gravy.

Last time I made turkey I just said eff it, seasoned the outside of the bird after stuffing under the skin with butter and patting the skin as dry as possible, and it actually worked out decent. The butter bubbled under the skin during cooking (breast side down for the first 2/3 of cooking then flipped over) and it pretty much basted itself. Crispy turkey skin is like crack to me so it was awesome. If you do grease the outside of the bird (which I do with melted butter so that it sticks), the skin does take a bit longer to crisp up, and I don't want that because I don't want overcooked turkey. The bonus part of greasing up the skin ( NOT "dotting with butter"), however, is any exterior powdered seasoning adheres better.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I’m going to try not to wander into MATI territory here, but the absolute state of that house is even worse when you consider that at least one of their children is autistic. External order is essential for inner calm in most people, autistic or not, but especially for children. Raising neurotypical kids in chaos is bad enough. Pumping an autistic child full of meds while neglecting her basic care and sense of safety at home is fucking abuse. If anyone comes close to being subhuman, it’s Robert’s brother and his wife. And I guarantee Robert hasn’t done shit to try to improve conditions for his niece, either.

I’m still not over that countertop. Who the fuck keeps tiles and grout like that, anymore?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It's weird that since their both e-celebs, that there was an opportunity to collaborate like many other celebs do. Maybe Bob brought this up to Lindsay when they met at that con or via DMs and she said no, but Bob didn't get the hint.

Either way, this came as a shock as most of these progressives tend to flock together, but I did chuckle when Ellis called Bob out on it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob needs views!!!

I'd rather watch Robert painstakingly review his Thanksgiving Dinner at The Chipmans than see him yet again revisiting past MCU movies. Or really anything about movies.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I’m still not over that countertop. Who the fuck keeps tiles and grout like that, anymore?

Someone who genuinely doesn't understand that it's not good.

Listen, I know what it's like to raise kids, things are going to be unorganised and dirty especially when they're that young, so you have to keep on top of the cleaning constantly otherwise it piles up very quickly. And it's a lot easier when you stay organised, making sure everything is in its place and cleaning right after you cook. But we've seen Chris brag about being clean while the place is still filthy.

Considering they had three kids and probably dual incomes, I'm betting the Chipman household wasn't cleaned regularly due to lack of time and energy. So Bob and Chris are probably used to living in this environment and so see it as acceptable. Clean is when the toys are off the floor and the vacuum has been run over it once. Organized is when everything is in the closet instead of on the floor. Hygienic is when you took a shower that week. Good food is when it's edible so shut up about it looking gross and stick it in your mouth. Sarah might have grown up in a similar situation, or maybe it's a Boston thing and that's just how everyone grows up there.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Film Robert if you see this let me explain to why Tenet went to theaters and Godzilla vs King Kong won't.

Before Tenet Nolan made Dinkirk and it made 526.90 million on a 100 to 150 million dollar budget (Before Advertising) and it was a fucking WWII movie about a battle that most Americans never heard of and with a nonlinear story.

Godzilla King of Monsters a film that's part of a 70 year old franchise with huge name recognition made 356.30 million on a 170 to 200 million dollar budget (Before Advertising) and the only reason Godzilla vs King Kong got made after that failure was because it was already in production.

So you see Nolan gets a theater release based off merit. Oh and Tenet made 356.30 million dollars just 30 million less than Godzilla King of Monsters and that was during a God Damn World Wide Pandemic.

Oh and your Turkey looked like shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

In line with what @Arthur Morgan posted, if you see Chris’s frequently tagged members of Sarah’s family, the Desmonds, it’s clear these people don’t put a premium on hygiene or presenting themselves well. Robert looks like shit because he doesn’t know how to dress himself (and refuses to accept how large he really is, resulting in bursting buttons, highwaters and other sartorial crimes he should have left in kindergarten). But at least he tries. Chris, Sarah, and her extended family don’t even bother. Those poor kids don’t stand a chance.

 

[graywolf88]

I’m still not over that countertop. Who the fuck keeps tiles and grout like that, anymore?

Have you seen Chris' shower?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Film Robert if you see this let me explain to why Tenet went to theaters and Godzilla vs King Kong won't.

Before Tenet Nolan made Dinkirk and it made 526.90 million on a 100 to 150 million dollar budget (Before Advertising) and it was a fucking WWII movie about a battle that most Americans never heard of and with a nonlinear story.

Godzilla King of Monsters a film that's part of a 70 year old franchise with huge name recognition made 356.30 million on a 170 to 200 million dollar budget (Before Advertising) and the only reason Godzilla vs King Kong got made after that failure was because it was already in production.

So you see Nolan gets a theater release based off merit. Oh and Tenet made 356.30 million dollars just 30 million less than Godzilla King of Monsters and that was during a God Damn World Wide Pandemic.

Oh and your Turkey looked like shit.

And given that KOTM got mediocre reviews as well, it was probably smart of WB to dump Godzilla vs King Kong on HBO Max to avoid losing more money.

 

[Positron]

Chris hauled a Christmas tree home:






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Star Wars TV:

Bobby is the last person on this Earth to laugh at people getting ridiculous over gratuitous cameos, considering all MCU movies (so I heard) had a Stan Lee peek-a-boo, even after Lee's death.


The mayo ghoul Eric Clapton is canceled for good:


I hate Sonic forever1111111


And don't you know Bobby objects to the Sonic movie on moral grounds? The fandom is so vile they are Trump voters.





If I were Bobby I'd celebrate how baby girls have smashed the Glass Ceiling.

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Fake News claims Democrats have no clue. Bobby says clue is wasted on ghouls.


The Christofascists in Poland are jailing an innocent American film-making elite! It should be okay with shooting drugs and beating someone up! It's the American way!!!! (NYT article is paywalled and possibly Fake News)


Defend women and "women"!!!!




Somehow a solitary douchebag complaining over the minutiae of one movie for three hours is less bleak.


Not everything is Christofascist cishet propaganda; sometimes a joke is just a joke.

And as the year comes to the end, Bobby's poor Angels are getting extremely triggered:

 

[AirdropShitposts]

And don't you know Bobby objects to the Sonic movie on moral grounds? The fandom is so vile they are Trump voters.
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Bob notices a "community" he dislikes, describes it existing as a "problem", presumably wants it wiped out by the state, film at eleven.