Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Druveer]

Which lead Robert to writing a review that he is very proud of
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And here is how his review compares to other critics;
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This is fantastic.

MovieBob vs Real Film Critics

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The fuck's the point in censoring the name? People are just going to ask around and find out, then come here and give us more tards to laugh at.

Well a tranny, I think, brings up more or less this point and then gets slapped down by a retard with a Nintendo fetish.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Bob would have been 17 or 18 in 1999.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Well a tranny, I think, brings up more or less this point and then gets slapped down by a retard with a Nintendo fetish.
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Of course he put a mask on Mario.

 

[DNA_JACKED]

"They didn't want the usual natural development, but it's foisted upon them"
Nearly everyone has their body go through natural developments they didn't want. It's called aging and getting old. People get bald, people get bad eye sight, people get bad knees, etc. It sucks but people don't call it rape.

Something people don't seem to realize is that puberty isn't just physical development, but MENTAL development as well.

Spoiler: puberty blockers and IQ

The findings of Wojniusz et al. (2016) can be compared with those of a 2001 study in which 25 children treated for early puberty with triptorelin acetate were tested with the short form Wechsler Intelligence Scale for Children (Mul et al., 2001). In this longitudinal study, children took the IQ test before treatment and again after 2 years of treatment. It was found that their IQ dropped 7 points from 100 to 93. With 25 treated participants, this 7 point drop was significant (p = 0.002). In both studies the difference in the performance element of the test was greater than in the verbal element. The similarities between the findings of these two studies strengthens their reliability and increases the possibility that GnRHa treatment may have an adverse impact on cognitive functioning in children.

I get that it's a small sample size but that doesn't change the fact that there is still a real lack of evidence to show it's safe (and most evidence we do have show real physical/mental detriments). Doctors warn against vaping because they won't know the long-term effects for decades, yet we're expected to believe they have something as extreme as puberty blockers all figured out?

Having balanced hormones is very important to mental well-being. For example having excess fat makes the male body excrete more estrogen. This can lead to some obese men becoming more emotionally and intellectually deficient. This remind you of a certain fat manchild movie critic with a Mario obsession? And don't get me wrong it's not as simple as "estrogen makes you stupid" or "all fat people are idiots". The body is very complex and the idea that you can stop such a massive developmental process as puberty and expect no ill effects is ludicrous. When you're an adult you're free to do whatever you want to yourself but this stuff being pushed on literal children is monstrous.

It may not make you "stupid" per se, but it is known that female brains can protect their neurons from the haful effects of estrogen, while male brains can do the same with testosterone. This is why FtM troons can become hyper-aggressive, and why MtF troons become so immensely retarded in more meta ways, like going on nonsensical rants and becoming obsessed like a skitzo.

Large quantities of fat also cause a reduction in cognitive ability overall.

In short, Bob is fat and stupid, and his fat makes him more stupid.

 

[Force and Character]

The other reviewers actually said thoughtful things about the movie. Bob did nothing but make fun of its name. At least he did an excellent job in demonstrating why his "rotten" rating means nothing. Actually, he did manage to tell potential viewers one useful thing about the movie, completely unintentionally: he did clearly manage to convey that you won't like this movie if you happen to be an idiot. So, good job Bob, I guess?

It's honestly not that far beneath his usual reviews, though. Have you ever once heard Bob talk about a movie in any remotely sophisticated way? Have you ever seen him talk about how a film's color balance conveys mood, or how the film's mise-en-scène conveys the director's vision? Because I haven't. This is why Bob will never be part of the professional circles he sucks up to: he's an ignorant rube whose college degree is just an official certificate from his adult babysitter saying that he showed up and didn't cause trouble for four years. And he can't even score good blow, or give a good blowjob. They have no use for him at all.


He's fundamentally unsuited to be a movie reviewer because he absolutely does not care about the quality of a movie at all. He'll mindlessly hate a movie that offends his politics regardless of its quality. If he doesn't mindlessly hate a movie for political reasons, he'll mindlessly defend it if the "wrong" sort of people criticize it because of hatred and the fact that he considers himself a temporarily embarrassed movie director rather than one of the plebs in the actual audience. Even if he genuinely likes something, like that Godzilla movie, he does so in the most childlike, unsophisticated way, which has nothing to do with quality. Even if he genuinely realizes a movie is actual dogshit, he won't ever tell the audience. He's literally the worst professional movie reviewer I have ever seen.

There were warning signs popping up early on. In his autobiographical chef d'oeuvre, Bob mentions that when he saw the Super Mario Bros. movie he knew it was garbage, but "forced himself to like it" because it was Mario. The fact that he decided to make movie criticism his career even after consciously lying to himself about his own judgments because of his childish bias tells you everything you need to know about Bobo: he's an incompetent, delusional and dishonest moron who will actively ignore and suppress his own feelings about something if they don't confirm the narrative he has already built in his head about how things "should" be. A movie about Mario must be good, therefore it is good, regardless of what his own eyes tell him. A movie that jocks and dudebros like must be bad, therefore it's the worst thing ever, regardless of its artistic merits.

It's clear that Bob has neither talent nor passion for film analysis and criticism, and went into it because he thought it would be a way to make money while being a lazy slob. Yet another way he's trapped himself in a hell of his own making, as now he's stuck doing something he doesn't enjoy and half-asses whenever possible. How often do flashes of clarity break through the haze of MCU compost and the fat cloaking his brain to remind him of how miserable his existence really is? He really is a lot like DSP, so wretched that he might be pitiable is he wasn't so pathetic and ridiculous - and if it wasn't his own damn fault in the first place.

 

[Coccxys]

he's an incompetent, delusional and dishonest moron who will actively ignore and suppress his own feelings about something if they don't confirm the narrative

There are a lot of leftists doing this to themselves that are heading towards breaks. No way you can consciously do this long term without causing significant mental strain.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

There were warning signs popping up early on. In his autobiographical chef d'oeuvre, Bob mentions that when he saw the Super Mario Bros. movie he knew it was garbage, but "forced himself to like it" because it was Mario. The fact that he decided to make movie criticism his career even after consciously lying to himself about his own judgments because of his childish bias tells you everything you need to know about Bobo: he's an incompetent, delusional and dishonest moron who will actively ignore and suppress his own feelings about something if they don't confirm the narrative he has already built in his head about how things "should" be. A movie about Mario must be good, therefore it is good, regardless of what his own eyes tell him. A movie that jocks and dudebros like must be bad, therefore it's the worst thing ever, regardless of its artistic merits.

It's clear that Bob has neither talent nor passion for film analysis and criticism, and went into it because he thought it would be a way to make money while being a lazy slob.

I bet he didn't pay attention to the "boring" parts of film studies like shot composition and only barely passed a lot of his classes, or only paid barely enough attention to pass the class and then promptly forgot everything he knew. If you asked him a question about literal Film Studies 101, Introduction to Film Studies material he wouldn't be able to answer it without checking Wikipedia first.

I would love to see his ideas on the subject though. I bet you'd get things like "Mario must always be at the exact center of every shot, to reflect the way that he has been central to my entire life. Also, he is in the center of the screen at all times in the games, except when he clears a stage and walks offscreen. So he needs to do that at the end of movie."

Yet another way he's trapped himself in a hell of his own making, as now he's stuck doing something he doesn't enjoy and half-asses whenever possible. How often do flashes of clarity break through the haze of MCU compost and the fat cloaking his brain to remind him of how miserable his existence really is? He really is a lot like DSP, so wretched that he might be pitiable is he wasn't so pathetic and ridiculous - and if it wasn't his own damn fault in the first place.

He really is. DSP is a great case study in how narcissism can slowly wreck your life. He gradually alienates everyone around him because no one likes a guy who can't admit when he is wrong. He won't get help for chronic health problems that are slowly destroying his body and brain because he can't admit anything is wrong, so he ends up dumber and crankier than ever which makes all of his problems even worse. He hates the feeling of losing or being challenged so he picked an "easy" job doing what he likes, only to end up destroying his love for his hobby by doing it as a job, and he has no sense of genuine accomplishment because he didn't actually accomplish anything. And because of his ego, he can't listen when his "detractors" tell him where he screwed up. All of this applies to Bob.

 

[Koby_Fish]

"They didn't want the usual natural development, but it's foisted upon them"
Nearly everyone has their body go through natural developments they didn't want. It's called aging and getting old. People get bald, people get bad eye sight, people get bad knees, etc. It sucks but people don't call it rape.

Something people don't seem to realize is that puberty isn't just physical development, but MENTAL development as well.

Spoiler: puberty blockers and IQ

The findings of Wojniusz et al. (2016) can be compared with those of a 2001 study in which 25 children treated for early puberty with triptorelin acetate were tested with the short form Wechsler Intelligence Scale for Children (Mul et al., 2001). In this longitudinal study, children took the IQ test before treatment and again after 2 years of treatment. It was found that their IQ dropped 7 points from 100 to 93. With 25 treated participants, this 7 point drop was significant (p = 0.002). In both studies the difference in the performance element of the test was greater than in the verbal element. The similarities between the findings of these two studies strengthens their reliability and increases the possibility that GnRHa treatment may have an adverse impact on cognitive functioning in children.

I get that it's a small sample size but that doesn't change the fact that there is still a real lack of evidence to show it's safe (and most evidence we do have show real physical/mental detriments). Doctors warn against vaping because they won't know the long-term effects for decades, yet we're expected to believe they have something as extreme as puberty blockers all figured out?

Having balanced hormones is very important to mental well-being. For example having excess fat makes the male body excrete more estrogen. This can lead to some obese men becoming more emotionally and intellectually deficient. This remind you of a certain fat manchild movie critic with a Mario obsession? And don't get me wrong it's not as simple as "estrogen makes you stupid" or "all fat people are idiots". The body is very complex and the idea that you can stop such a massive developmental process as puberty and expect no ill effects is ludicrous. When you're an adult you're free to do whatever you want to yourself but this stuff being pushed on literal children is monstrous.

Yeah, but I'm channeling the Bobby's Angel's likely train of thought, where something they want is only possible if they have something along the lines of puberty blockers, cross-sex hormones, etc., therefore the mindset is that puberty is "foisted" upon them against their will because it won't make them the opposite sex that they want to be. To expand upon the insanity that is this mentality, they'd no doubt claim that reality itself is raep. I get it if someone has severe dysphoria and then starts developing the way they don't want, it's probably traumatizing to some degree (but then of course we are invariably dealing with people who are not right in the head to begin with, to put it bluntly - there's a reason the suicide rate for that demographic is 40% regardless of transition.), so in their hysterics they equate it to something that they think a normie might at least in some small way comprehend as equivalent (in the trans person's mind) to the "impact" of puberty to a trans person.

Oh wow, what's under the spoiler is horrifying. They're already of questionable mental soundness, but that sounds like that would make things a whole lot worse. Hormones are crucial for development of all kinds, and blocking them can have a cascade of negative side effects. I understand why they want to start a transition as early as possible to avoid as many features of the "assigned at birth" sex as they can, but the tradeoffs for that don't look good.

 

[ditto]

Anti-Bob propaganda

 

[BiggerChungus]

"anti-Bob propaganda"
You mean laughing at the stupid shit an unfunny and untalented manchild with a Mario fetish and loose grip on reality posts publicly for the world to see? If you're so miserable that people laugh at you Bob, maybe you should stop posting stupid shit and go out and do something with your life.

 

[Mola Ram]

Anti-Bob propaganda

We prefer to call it Bobaganda.

 

[Fictional Character]

My confidential sources tell me that the largest producer of anti-Bob propaganda is named Bob Chipman.

 

[Flexo]

It's also going to be Robert's future wife. Unless the AI is advanced enough to reject him, which is a strong possibility.

What most people don't realize is that the 5th law of robotics is, in fact, "do not touch Bob Chipman."

Even when we are talking about a D-list actress, Bobby's self-awareness shines through, as does his eugenics streak.

Says the man who knows the whole world through Hollywood.

Bob, you dumbass - you do realize that seeds & plants grow by taking NUTRIENTS from dirt, right? Which has all kinds of interpretation implications for your seeds/dirt metaphor.

Section 230:

"Truth is an absolute defense", tell that to those who know transwomen aren't women!

Oh really? Truth is an absolute defense eh? Like Hilary breaking the law with a private email server? Or Hunter Biden's laptop? Oh do let's start going over the truth...

For another example:

I've time coded the above video. (1:16:00 mark if it messes up) In it, Richard Baris goes over how the northeast - you know, Bob's country - is DYING and it's the midwest that is growing. Oh! and he also addresses service jobs and how they contribute far less GDP growth than real production jobs.

Basically, the last 10 minutes of his program that day were such an expert rebuttal of so many talking points Bob spits out that I downright wonder if the man is posting on this thread here.

MCU:

Gee, if only they established that Black Panther was like some kind of heredity title that was passed down from generation to generation or something...

He can lie on social media all he wants, but the only pictures I see of him show the only people he has any physical/friendly interaction with are his immediate family, people who have to put up with him due to love. If you ambushed him on the spot and asked him to actually name people he is friends with it would be a bunch of people he follows on Twitter or old Co-workers and classmates from over a decade ago who would have only the vaguest recollections of Bob as that weird fat guy. Bob has never had a friend or any kind of actual positive relationship in his life outside his immediate family.

Well there was that one time he got a picture with Lindsay Ellis!

Imagine someone animating a fake trailer for his "Care Bears meets Paradise Lost" pitch.

I could legit see that become a "Springtime for Hitler."

 

[StraightShooter2]

The positive side assuming that Section 230 is repealed is that Bob and similar idiots will be out of a "job", unless Twitter or Youtube wants to identify as a "publisher" of his trash movie reviews and infantile gossip.

Maybe the National Enquirer will hire him, since I think that's about the only publisher that his writing "talent" will be suited for, lmao.

 

[The Lawgiver]

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Bob would have been 17 or 18 in 1999.

One of the first things I thought looking at the thing he's replying to was "why the fuck would anyone associate pizza hut with being safe?" I know it's straight up just supposed to be one of those "wholesome" or "nostalgic" posts for likes on twitter or whatever but come the fuck on! It's a god damn pizza chain that used to have promotional shit to tie in with schools and book companies try ing to get kids into reading some fucking books in exchange for restaurant coupons because nearly everyone likes pizza. Nobody associates pizza hut with safety and if they do they're a fucking shill lmao.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

One of the first things I thought looking at the thing he's replying to was "why the fuck would anyone associate pizza hut with being safe?" I know it's straight up just supposed to be one of those "wholesome" or "nostalgic" posts for likes on twitter or whatever but come the fuck on! It's a god damn pizza chain that used to have promotional shit to tie in with schools and book companies try ing to get kids into reading some fucking books in exchange for restaurant coupons because nearly everyone likes pizza. Nobody associates pizza hut with safety and if they do they're a fucking shill lmao.

Let’s be real. Bob loves it because he can feel safe snorting like a pig whenever he devours two large pizzas down his fatass.

 

[Ashen One]

We prefer to call it Bobaganda.

I'd like to point out that the furry didn't answer Bob's gallant knight in shining armor and it incensed them to the point they @ the furry again around 40 minutes ago:

"Yeah, again, @AkiDaveYT? THIS is now your audience. Are you sure you want this to be your audience? Think carefully now." (Tweet)

My favorite is the part where they say Bob gets "so much hatred on this hellsite for no good reason".

 

[mandatorylurk]

Bob being given a rating spot on Rotten Tomatoes makes me respect the site even less than I already have.

If he’s allowed to put the sentence of his review out there he looks even worse than the other reviewers no matter whether it was rotten or fresh, that he thought that was his best foot forward

 

[StraightShooter2]

Bob being given a rating spot on Rotten Tomatoes makes me respect the site even less than I already have.

If he’s allowed to put the sentence of his review out there he looks even worse than the other reviewers no matter whether it was rotten or fresh, that he thought that was his best foot forward

From what I can tell, the "reviewers" on that site are bottom of the barrel; it's not worth taking more than a grain of salt.