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Damn, that gave me a good laugh. He looks full blown autistic and his face makes it even worse than it is. Like finding Chris-Chan on the street with blue bodypaint scream "Electric Hedgehog Power".
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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That's not good enough. Use their accounts to post white-washed Caltech fan art, forever
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It would be fantastic if Elon Musk posted this meme without having any idea who the hell it actually is.
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loot at this shit, the guys a legit retard
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I read about this on the Joss Whedon thread. I am sure he will probably tweet about it and say WB seemingly backing the Snyder Cut of Justice League is them caving to the "toxic" fanbase much like when Paramount changed Sonic's appearance to be more accurate to his depiction in video games.
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Since when is clarity and comprehensibility his desiderata?
This is really classic. Forget the white socks and the wrinkled suits; Chris's pants are too long while Bobby's are too short.
Chris wants you to watch Bobby's latest video:
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AOC is in distress again:
"More people" does not necessarily translate to "more homeless people". However Bobby imagines "numbers work", it is beside the point.
Trump is a murderer!!!!
Something something LGBTQ. I don't get the joke.
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These days Biden's wife has become a partisan issue:
A woman who married up is a "grifter" and "noveau-riche trash". Who is the sexist asshole, I wonder?
"...my profession."
Dr. Bobby, honey for the elite family:
My personal phonebook is full of doctors of both types; none have confided to me that rich ladies have nefarious plans on them.
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Bobby plays white knight to Amazon's window-dressing donation to woke causes, and he justifies Amazon's maltreatment of their workers as the way it "just is".
Some lefty is -- can you guess it? -- lamenting the loss of family values. Incohgnito's rant is incomprehensible, so everyone are free to draw his conclusions. Bobby finds it "VILE" and "ableist".
To be fair, how does being "anti-family" sounds when you already have a reputation for being a eugenicist?
It should be a familiar routine by now: whenever Bobby gets defeated on Twitter, he rummages through his opponent's Twitter for gotchas. What is more amusing is that he always manages to "find" anti-Semitism:
Bobby is an expert in beating around the bush:
"Actors matter when it comes to delivery," WTF does that even mean? Cruise was complaining about a real-life situation, not about how one acts in a movie.
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I don't have a Twitter account so I can't even read the poll result, but I knew it already. (Thread)
Even Bobby's newfound fan Michael Flinn isn't totally sure about him.
Being derivative is a bad thing (unless Disney does it)
More on Deadpool:
It's good that Bobby's been spending time with his mom but... why would you want to compare your life with Hallmark movies?
Homosexual creep:
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I'm a big fan of aquaculture because I'm a hippie permaculture fan who cares about the environment, but I realize that's for small-scale agriculture built around ecological ideals rather than economic sense. Only a retard would think the way farmers have planted crops for millennia would come to an end in their lifetime. It's not even like natural gas, which is relatively new in the scheme of things.
And aquaculture, for the record, isn't an amazing way to grow everything, just as I assume hydroponics isn't (weed, for instance, doesn't get all nutrient requirements from aquaculture, you'd have to add in what's missing). Also, imagine thinking it's better to use all the manufactured materials in a hydroponics setup than to just use soil and a variety of natural nutrients from organic materials. If you want to virtue signal about agriculture from a leftist perspective, try taking into account supply chains. I'd bet switching to hydroponics at a national scale is worse for the environment than just normal farming. But to consoomers like Roberto, plastic and metal shit just show up on the store shelf like a video game spawn point. As long as he gets to feel like he's living in a tech utopia, it doesn't matter what some port sod in China, India, or Africa has to live through. After all, Bobby deserves it.
The only people who aren't in STEM that declare themselves "doctors" are "doctors" of education. It's a joke, and everyone in higher academia knows that. PhDs in Latin don't call themselves "Dr." because they're not, even if their degree means "philosophiae doctor." This makes me so annoyed because it's all retards with no serious education or interaction with PhDs in humanities/social sciences that declare you must respect "Dr." Jill Biden, even though it's worthy of less respect than PhDs in actually hard subjects that never demand anyone refer to them as doctor. Professor is a much more respecting title than doctor in my experience, anyways.These days Biden's wife has become a partisan issue:
A woman who married up is a "grifter" and "noveau-riche trash". Who is the sexist asshole, I wonder?
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Bugman has literally absolutely zero to do with Jews. It's about people like fucking Bob himself.
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My guess is that the "W" part means White and "G" is Gay.
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Robert has more than one Mario shirt lol. The other famous photo has him in a crew neck. But my question is: Why is Robert always making an “I’m gonna sodomize you with my hammer” look when he plays Mario? Mario has always been an upbeat, smiling, winking character.
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Mario would stomp on this fascist's head.
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The Battle of Agincourt saw about 6,500 deaths by longbow, spear and sword, and one (1) poor bastard who was shot with a prototype gun.
This is why I don't touch futurology with a fucking bargepole.
What's that? A carriage *without* a horse? You fucking retard. But this 10 day week the French revolutionaries have cooked up sounds amazing.
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If it's a 3-way vote between Doug Walker, Angry Joe, and MovieBob, then I
a) hate whatever twisted God put me into a reality where Angry Joe was the sane option, and
b) offer up my own liver to the God that saved me from Jim Fucking Sterling, Son.
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Bob is hip with the kids, eager to share the latest jokes about this "Spice Girls" band that everyone is talking about nowadays.
Bob's lack of theory of mind strikes again, as he assumes that just because he is rooted in place in his rotting basement, the homeless must be as well.
At first I thought it was another Bob early 2000s brain-fossil like the posh joke above (referring to Andrew Sullivan's initial support for W. Bush), but I think that Bob's memory isn't good enough for that. Actually, I'm pretty sure that it's W for White.
Bob is undoubtedly too historically ignorant to know that Edith Wilson is often considered to have been the one actually running things after Woodrow Wilson's stroke in 1919, meaning that the character and qualifications of Joe Biden's wife are actually relevant given his senility and poor health and that there is historical precedent for this mattering. Even if he knew, he's so stupid, elitist, and out-of-touch that he wouldn't see the problem with the president effectively being someone who no one ever voted for, was never subjected to any sort of vetting, was never required to hold any sort of qualifications, and might not even be qualified to receive a security clearance.
Instead, he undoubtedly read the headline (lips moving the whole time), thought about it for the several seconds needed to trigger the reflex arc in his sluggish shrunken brain, snarled something like "Fucking Christofascist misogynist obsolete mayonnaise ghouls!" and had his thirtieth near-rage-stroke of the day before shitting out these tweets.
It's quite revealing that "Movie"Bob thinks that a guy who publicly spouts off about politics is in the same profession as he is. I think Bob considers his tweeting to be his real life at this point, with the movie stuff just what he has to do to keep himself in Pabst Blue Ribbon. It's why you see so many of them insisting that GamerGate had something to do with the rise of Bad Orange Man; they have to recast their crippling social media addiction as a heroic struggle on par with the black civil rights movement. I swear that fucking heroin addicts lying around shooting up smack in filthy shacks have less delusion about their status in life than these losers.
People who are PhDs but not medical doctors who insist that other people address them as "Doctor" are near-universally thought of as pompous buffoons, so this is perfectly in-character from Bob. Not just coveting the title, but also not realizing how he'd come across if he actually did that. It's also rather revealing that he thinks that verbal status-symbols are the most important reward for spending ten years of your life and hundreds of thousands of dollars. Not the feeling of accomplishment, not the professional benefits, not deep knowledge about something you are passionate about, not actively contributing to humanity's body of knowledge, none of that; he wants people to verbally show respect to him.
Given that Bob himself is the definition of a bugman, a soulless consoomer, it's interesting that he seems to think that it's just an right-wing way of calling someone a Jew. Does he really think that people have been calling him a Jew all this time?
In any case, atomized people aren't "self-reliant" at all; it's just that they rely on the welfare state instead of their families, which is in many ways worse. By getting the taxpayer to subsidize their luxury of only having anything to do with people who share their exact same views, the government's money is being used to build echo chambers and fuel ego, ignorance, alienation, hatefulness, and loneliness. Truly our tax dollars are well-spent!
A worldview exactly as shallow as you'd expect from Bob, but it poses a question. If aesthetics is 70% or more of power, why does Bob Chipman dress like... Bob Chipman? He's not going to get any power that way, and he can't make up for it with the other 30% (which based on his past statements, seems to consist mostly of lies and cheating).
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As noted earlier, this is almost always idiots with Ph.D.s in education, the lowest IQ major in higher education. If someone is insisting on being called "Dr." with a Ph.D. they are trying to sell you something, or are education Ph.D.s, i.e. absolute cretins.
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Out of interest (I'm not bored enough to follow this bullshit closely) has Mrs Doctor said anything about this, or is she teh smrt?
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Culinary mind is an interesting way of phrasing that, but yeah.
This is in the same way that his pro-eugenics tweets were old jokes taken out of context, but he still talks about conservatives in a way that makes him sound like the BTEC Mengele.
As the Muslims say, insh'Allah.
1) it seems Bobby's Angels has a new guest. (for Kiwis not from Bongland, Ash Sarkar is a left wing blogger who's best known for going on daytime TV and saying she's ”literally a communist”)
2) repeat after me, Bobby.
Alexandria. Ocasio-Cortez. Is. Not. Going. To. Shag. You.
(and as per usual he's wrong, since the user he's responding to says that blue states have the largest unemployment and homelessness rates proportional to their population, so how large their population is makes no difference)
3) is Bob implying that pansexual otherkin aren't valid members of the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZÅÄÖŠŽ community? That's doubleplusungood.
4) calling a woman evil for marrying outside of her class? Robert Chipman is beginning to sound a lot like Robert Guiscard or some other feudal lord.
5) all this does is prove that Bob's a pretentious cunt.
6) so mistreating workers doesn't matter because they donate to HBCU's and if you complain you're a waycist?
I'm pretty sure that donating to overpaid vice chancellors doesn't put food on those workers' plates, but I'm a mayonnaise ghoul and a harassment forums user, so what do I know?
7) family values are the bedrock of our society. I'm glad some lefties are beginning to recognise this, but I'm unsurprised Robert's ilk are firmly against it. (I'm responding to the bit about bugmen below)
I don't know what the person with five piercings is, but one thing's for certain. He/she/xe/it is not going to shag Bob.Yeah. The term ”bugman” comes from people who wanted to live in pods and eat bugs and saw no problems with that as a lifestyle. If you think the Jews are somehow responsible for that, you might just be an anti-Semite.
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As a Jew who never begins sentences with “as a Jew,” Robert Chipman can fuck right off. What a sad little (fat) man, using his fictional concern for Jews to win Twitter points. Meanwhile, he’s got his tongue firmly lodged in the urethras of Ilhan Omar and her Jew-hating “squad” of bitch cunts in Congress. Pathetic.
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It amazes me that Bob goes to such a length to say "It's still good" when it's actually not good. It's not good by a fucking longshot and everyone with a couple of braincells would know that this is a PR stunt, like pretty much all charity done by every corporation in this day and age. It's either because of some huge stinker that they need to get under the rug, they need free publicity or they want to get taxed less. And in the case of Amazon is considerably worse because not only is a PR stunt (they do not care about the people they donate) but it's extremely hypocritical since they are fucking over the people that are actually working for them.
Any regular person would be really pissed at this sort of behaviour. But Bob is terribly exceptional and thus, he doesn't see it like this.
It's like a video i saw a long time ago about some college debate about funding of organizations and some bitch that represented some bogus muslim organization begun her speech. One of the members of the comitee was jewish and he begun to tell her to fuck off since her organization had ties to the Muslim Brotherhood and Hezbollah, telling her that he would not enable or allow anyone that wishes death on him. There was a little back and forth betweet the two until the jewish guy decided to not beat around the bush and he asked her if he supported the persecution and murder of jewish people at the hands of muslims, to which she said yes.
Bob is like this. He doesn't support it but he actually does, because he doesn't take active part in it. And as long as he's not the one pulling the trigger, everything is peachy, like it happens with many lefties today.
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