Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Either way before the game came out Nintendo itself altered the cover art by removing sombrero Mario (bottom left corner), seemingly to avoid any controversy:

Funny, I checked my copy for myself and guess what? That picture of Sombrero Mario that was on the front of the case is now just on the back of the case.

Japan should quit trying to appease outrage fueled baizuos, but at least it's funny when they do it in the most flippant insincere way possible.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It's only okay for white people to appropriate traditional Mexican dress and play mariachi when that white person is Mario:

Of course the HECKIN NINTENDERINOS get a pass on what would be considered racism if it came from anyone else.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Of course the HECKIN NINTENDERINOS get a pass on what would be considered racism if it came from anyone else.

Soulless corporations get the benefit of the doubt.

Your grandfather who got a little fucked in the head in the Vietnam tunnel systems, though? He's a mayo chud ghoul who needs to be sacrificed at the altar of progress so Robert can have his moon wheaties, no question.

 

[Mr. Duck]

It's only okay for white people to appropriate traditional Mexican dress and play mariachi when that white person is Mario:
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(For context Mario dresses up in a sombrero/poncho in Super Mario Odyssey and plays some mariachi: https://youtu.be/eB6WBJinZho)

Of course Bob is still a coward and only made the above tweet AFTER other overly-offended twitter types got a ton of backlash from the Mexicans they were being offended on the behalf of.
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Either way before the game came out Nintendo itself altered the cover art by removing sombrero Mario (bottom left corner), seemingly to avoid any controversy:
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The whole thing reminded me of Speedy Gonzales. Soulless corporate suits getting afraid a character would offend Mexicans even though actual Mexicans loved it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedy_Gonzales#Concern_about_stereotypes

Fun fact, it's not the first time Nintendo made Mario dress up like a Mariachi (and of course, someone complained about it).

I actually like Gaming Historian's videos, and it's the only time i recall him complaining about something being offensive.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Yeah, that plate fixing at the cookout answer is hilarious. How hard is it for him to just say, "No, I'm not getting any" ? It's not like we wouldn't believe him.

He's desperately trying to dodge that "incel" accusation and since he has no steady GF, he wants us to at least think he's a literal Chad getting all the Staceys to at least have a half-drunken one-night-stand with on a fairly regular basis, to obscure the fact that his only relationship has been with his hand and a bottle of lotion, and that's assuming with his ponderous Dunlop's Syndrome (spare tire up front) that he can even reach Mr. Happy.

And assuming that claim of constant one-night-stands to be true, he'd literally have run out of women wearing severe enough beer/wine goggles that they'd be willing to bed him, YEARS AGO. Because I don't think ANY woman, even drunk off her ass, would be willing to one-night-stand Bob more than once, ever. For bob, if there were such a woman willing to bed him multiple times in the context of a "one-night stand", that's ALMOST a girlfriend lol.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

He's desperately trying to dodge that "incel" accusation and since he has no steady GF, he wants us to at least think he's a literal Chad getting all the Staceys to at least have a half-drunken one-night-stand with on a fairly regular basis, to obscure the fact that his only relationship has been with his hand and a bottle of lotion, and that's assuming with his ponderous Dunlop's Syndrome (spare tire up front) that he can even reach Mr. Happy.

And assuming that claim of constant one-night-stands to be true, he'd literally have run out of women wearing severe enough beer/wine goggles that they'd be willing to bed him, YEARS AGO. Because I don't think ANY woman, even drunk off her ass, would be willing to one-night-stand Bob more than once, ever. For bob, if there were such a woman willing to bed him multiple times in the context of a "one-night stand", that's ALMOST a girlfriend lol.

Maybe some Antifa chubby chaser if Bob could learn to like pegging, being cucked out, femdom, etc. She’d already be used to unhygienic numales, and they could bond over their fantasies of genociding mayo ghouls.

 

[Positron]

More dinosaurs:


Coffin Senpai, I'm disappoint:

"I thought we were friends, or at least colleagues?"

MCU apologetics:

In other words, MCU is reliable yet homogenized fast food for people, too lazy to expand their tastes, to fall back on under inertia. If MCU is "the watershed moment", it is definitely the opposite of "cultural advancement".

Wonder Woman. Apart from shitting on Gadot for God knows why, Bobby's beef seems to be that the film rehashes what came before. Delivering the same "that was kinda fun" all over again is only good tactic if you happens to be MCU.


In Bobby's Angels, Luke finds something to distract himself from his ongoing project of ending his life:

 

[The Nothingness]

Apart from shitting on Gadot for God knows why

I think that might have to do with her place of birth given Bob tends to parrot woke talking points about said country.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It says something about Bob that he cannot stop tweeting, even on today of all days.

 

[Pickle Dick]

It says something about Bob that he cannot stop tweeting, even on today of all days.

the white mayo ghouls stole his christmas, so he posts on twitter instead

 

[Druveer]

In Bobby's Angels, Luke finds something to distract himself from his ongoing project of ending his life:
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Shouldn't really be surprised that the tranny is too stupid to understand that you need to actually change the batteries.... and yes... you need one for every room.

Blobby's response of: "how far are you from the fire department" once again showcases he has no fucking idea about the real world. You have one in every room that way you know as soon as a fire starts, fire tends to spread really fucking fast so you want to know that you need to either see if you can put out the fire, (yes you need to own at least a small, hopefully medium, fire extinguisher and know how to use it) or get everyone out of the house. Blobbys idea of "just call the fire department" is no doubt the same as his "you don't need a gun for self defense just call the cops". By the time the cops get there it's over, by the time the fire department gets to your house it's almost certainly too late, their job becomes making sure everybody is out of the house and ensuring that it doesn't spread to nearby houses.


Anyway.

Merry Christmas folks.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

He's loving that slimming angle/filter, ain't he?

It's doing wonders for the door behind him as well.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

He's loving that slimming angle/filter, ain't he?

It's doing wonders for the door behind him as well.

It's almost surreal how so much of his gunt and head take up the frame that you can't even see below his waist, even though you can clearly see the carpet below.

 

[mandatorylurk]

The fucking vanity of Chris is increasingly disturbing, especially when he looks the way he does. Normal men do not take as many selfies in their entire lives as he does in a week. Can he at least get his fat wife to take some of the photos so he doesn’t look as pathetic.

Jim Sterling is on the road to transition, what are the chances Bob or Chris join him by the end of 2021.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Jim Sterling is on the road to transition, what are the chances Bob or Chris join him by the end of 2021.

Bob won't. Chris might do it for attention, but it's a low chance and he'll half arse it.

When this topic was brought up before I fell on the side that Bob's sexual fantasies aren't compatible with trooning, and he doesn't care about far-left politics enough to do it to "own the obsoletes".

Chris is desperate for fame. I can see him trooning out for clout like Jim Sterling, but with kids and a wife that (as far as we know) doesn't cuck him, I doubt he'd so far down the troon road. Maybe wear a dress and put pronouns in his bio, but I don't see him taking hormones or getting surgery. If he's ever challenged on that, he'll plead poverty and shake his begging bowl.

 

[Vesperus]

The fucking vanity of Chris is increasingly disturbing, especially when he looks the way he does. Normal men do not take as many selfies in their entire lives as he does in a week. Can he at least get his fat wife to take some of the photos so he doesn’t look as pathetic.

Jim Sterling is on the road to transition, what are the chances Bob or Chris join him by the end of 2021.

What's Jim gonna transition to, a spherical cow in a vacuum? Even with hormones and a knobectomy the best he can hope for is Amberlynn Reid in a funny hat.

Troonbob is making Yanniv sound like a good time, so I'm going to get drunker now. Merry Christmas, you degenerate scum.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Wonder Woman. Apart from shitting on Gadot for God knows why, Bobby's beef seems to be that the film rehashes what came before. Delivering the same "that was kinda fun" all over again is only good tactic if you happens to be MCU.
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Of course, because the MCU can only truly succeed when the DCEU fails.

Also, I reckon he's pissed off because the director stated that no one ever considered Joss Whedon's Justice League cut to be canon and have always been following the original Snyder Cut. And any acknowledgement that he was wrong about the Snyder cut's existence before it was officially announced makes you his enemy. But he can't be too open about that for the woke points but he'll do what he thinks the feminists he idolizes would find acceptable.

 

[Peep Plops]

I can't decide which of Bobs frequent writing tics infuriate me the most: the incessant use of air quotes, the spamming of ellipsis or the overuse of the 'crying from laughter' emote to show how NOT affected he is by the criticism he receives for his shit-brained takes. How this retard can call himself a professional writer is beyond me.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"you don't need a gun for self defense just call the cops"

And here I was thinking we needed to defund the police.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I can't decide which of Bobs frequent writing tics infuriate me the most: the incessant use of air quotes, the spamming of ellipsis or the overuse of the 'crying from laughter' emote to show how NOT affected he is by the criticism he receives for his shit-brained takes. How this retard can call himself a professional writer is beyond me.

"But you see, friendo, a professional gets paid doing what they do. I get paid for what I do....like be on twitter and review and write about movies, therefore I am a professional. Checkmate, Gamergater Mayo Ghoul CHUDs."