Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Totally Awesome]

The pot calling the kettle black...

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Also. passive-aggression is for faggots.

I hate how most people nowadays confuse being single with being an incel, and lumping in shit they don't like with being an incel.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

I hate how most people nowadays confuse being single with being an incel, and lumping in shit they don't like with being an incel.

And Bob is both.

 

[blablabla]

no you see our very own bob chipman can pick up tail at every bbq he goes

 

[Jones McCann]

At least he admits that, to him, capeshit trumps reality, and that only the goddess Black Widow can move him out of his basement.

This is the "MovieBob shit" Fox Green commented about:

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This is a great time to mention for anyone who hasn't seen the interview on the OP, this is what he actually believes.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The pot calling the kettle black...

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Also. passive-aggression is for faggots.

What's so controversial about wanting to watch a director's cut?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

This is a great time to mention for anyone who hasn't seen the interview on the OP, this is what he actually believes.

I even remember EZ;PZ video about and the rumored fanfic he wrote about the magic sword given to him by Shigeru Miyamoto to purge the world. A pity it's nowhere to be seen because we probably would pay to read that autistic rambling.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Is this idiot saying John Belushi was a Reaganite? Slimer was representing the Ghost of John because originally Ghostbusters was a Belushi and Ackroyd vehicle and this was the creators way of keeping him in the film.

That would require Bob, a professional movie critic with a degree in media studies, to know something about the movies he discusses.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

What's so controversial about wanting to watch a director's cut?

The discussion over which movies deserve theatrical director's cuts and why (financial success vs fan desire/outcry vs the favor of Blobs favorite elitist culture critics) has become another weapon in the culture war. Right wing incel manbaby Snydercut = bad. Extended edition Cuties with extra nipslips, twerking, and Islamic doctrine = good.

Edit: Basic fucking english, Jesus Larry.

 

[TowinKarz]

What's so controversial about wanting to watch a director's cut?

1. It's being done by a person who's had accusations of being a racist, or sexist, or, well, he did SOMETHING bad, it's open and shut, we just have to find out what it was....
2. It, like the Sonic redesign, is a case of artists listening to their customers, and that's a no-no, you NEVER let the masses tell you what to do. Your vision is perfect, it's the customers who should change to fit it, not vice versa.
3. Hollywood spending time on a Director's Cut of an already-released movie means they aren't spending time making the next sure-fire capeshit hit about a brave stronk wahmen POC.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The discussion over which movies deserve theatrical directors cuts and why (financial success vs fan desire/outcry vs rhe favor of Blobs favorite elitist culture critics) has become another weapon in the culture war. Right wing incel manbaby Snydercut = bad. Extended edition Cuties with extra nipslips, twerking, and Islamic doctrine = good.

It just strikes me as a dumb hill to die on, even for the Woke.

the Sonic redesign

This?

 

[TowinKarz]

It just strikes me as a dumb hill to die on, even for the Woke.

This?

Kinda like that, but even more autistic and butthurt if you can believe it.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

It just strikes me as a dumb hill to die on, even for the Woke.

This?

For the woke, there is no death. Only the next chance to ruin enjoyable things with their nattering. If it can make you happy and it isn't woke, it's just another place for them to squat down and drop flaming turds until you hate it.

 

[Meriasek]

1. It's being done by a person who's had accusations of being a racist, or sexist, or, well, he did SOMETHING bad, it's open and shut, we just have to find out what it was....
2. It, like the Sonic redesign, is a case of artists listening to their customers, and that's a no-no, you NEVER let the masses tell you what to do. Your vision is perfect, it's the customers who should change to fit it, not vice versa.
3. Hollywood spending time on a Director's Cut of an already-released movie means they aren't spending time making the next sure-fire capeshit hit about a brave stronk wahmen POC.

It really is mainly #2 to Bob. Worse, it's artists listening to customers who, by Blob's reckoning, are obsolete shitebags who should, if not just ignored, be ridiculed and antagonized as much as possible.

 

[BubbleButt]

It really is mainly #2 to Bob. Worse, it's artists listening to customers who, by Blob's reckoning, are obsolete shitebags who should, if not just ignored, be ridiculed and antagonized as much as possible.

What the fuck does Bob know about being an artist?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What the fuck does Bob know about being an artist?

He knows as much about art as he does movie criticism.

 

[cypocryphy]

What's so controversial about wanting to watch a director's cut?

In Bob's brain (and many others) DCU= edgy dudebros, while MCU is progressive. Little do all the twitter retards know that the average movie goer/TV viewer watches both and doesn't care about some autistic quarrel.

 

[Totally Awesome]

What the fuck does Bob know about being an artist?

He knows as much about art as he does movie criticism.

He doesn't know how to be a likable person, either.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

I hope bob gets vaccine #2, immediately goes to see Godzilla v Kong in theaters, gets Covid (since the vaccine isn't as effective on the obese), makes a full recovery, and backpedals like a motherfucker on all his Twitter Covid comments.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

I hope bob gets vaccine #2, immediately goes to see Godzilla v Kong in theaters, gets Covid (since the vaccine isn't as effective on the obese), makes a full recovery, and backpedals like a motherfucker on about all his Twitter Covid comments.

Knowing him, he'd double and triple down. He'd knock his own diet for fucking with the efficacy before he went against the shot, or make some statistical stand that since you know someone it didn't work for, it must work for you. Probably blame Trump for rushing Da Science.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

It really is mainly #2 to Bob. Worse, it's artists listening to customers who, by Blob's reckoning, are obsolete shitebags who should, if not just ignored, be ridiculed and antagonized as much as possible.

Its not his fault they ask questions and expect a certain level of quality from the films they are spending money on. They should have learned to consoome product and get excited for next product like Bob does.

Also they should have been friends with him back in High School, worshiping his genius instead of shunning him for bullying them because Bob wanted to get on the good side of the cool kids.

In Bob's brain (and many others) DCU= edgy dudebros, while MCU is progressive. Little do all the twitter retards know that the average movie goer/TV viewer watches both and doesn't care about some autistic quarrel.

Most average Joes don't even know the difference between Marvel and DC. They just want to watch an action film and forget their problems for 2 hours, not get PTSD as foot soldiers in a new version of the Console Wars.