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Where I live a lot of socialists are rich white people who claim to speak for poor black people.
I'd assume the same's true of America.
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I'd assume the same's true of America.
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It's not. It's a sign of pretentiousness. Any retard can use a thesaurus. Blobert got a degree in media studies from Salem State University, which USNWR ranks at 125 in the regional northern category. It has an acceptance rate of 86% (and it was no doubt higher when FilmRobert went there). Its 4 year graduation rate is only 40%.
I don't want to shit on people who go to regional schools, because those are where a lot of social mobility occurs, but Blobby acting like he's educated because he can use a thesaurus website is laughable. It's not like he's stuck in a mode of speech due to interacting with PhD students at Yale for a few years. He's putting on the airs of being an educated academic when, really, he can't intellectually hang with the students at the vast majority of Boston-area schools.
Nobody who isn't already a retard is fooled by the fat guy sperging a bunch of 10 dollar words.
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In class today, the professor talked about system racism and white privilege. It was a class about becoming a teacher.
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Bob looks like the kind of guy that can eat an entire stick of butter in one bite without flinching.
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Well, he needs to practice for sucking tranny dick, after all. An educated fedora'd gentleman like himself couldn't bear to gag on tranny dick when he finally gets laid—that would put off m'lady.
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Apparently the new Marvel property makes Bob's brain activate and will inspire tons of content.
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Reminder that this fat retard once spent five hours bitching about everything but Superman v. Batman and called it a review of it. Brevity is a word he only reads from a thesaurus to use in an argument as he tries to avoid taking an L.
A second reminder that capeshit really shouldn't be the thing that activates the almonds on a grand scale if you approach anything resembling human level intelligence.
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It never fails to amuse me how impressed Bob is by popcorn movies paying lip-service to big ideas and concepts.
Like when he said that Godzilla: King of the Monsters was intelligent because it references hollow Earth theory.
Like when he said that Godzilla: King of the Monsters was intelligent because it references hollow Earth theory.
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Hollow Earth is smoothbrain level thinking. Galaxy brain thinkers know the Earth and everything is a hologram on the outside of a black hole or simulated.
Also only Billy-Bob can think a shitpost and callback to 19th century pseudoscience, ie the type of thinking that led to adventure novels in the first place, is intelligent. It's at best a neat reference.
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What 1987 comic is Bob claiming will piss off Fox News?
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blobbo retardo brain activates for his useless freelancer job on a youtube channel nobody knows or cares: "what if X but in Y"
*eats a bag of rice murdered with species and undercooked chicken
*eats a bag of rice murdered with species and undercooked chicken
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Don't know. Probably doesn't matter.
I just picture Bob sitting there going "This show said racism is bad! This is gonna blow Trump supporters minds! LOL!"
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He's referring to the story arc that started with this issue if I had to guess:
To make long story short, the U.S. government issued Steve Rogers an ultimatum: submit to their authority or give up the mantle of Captain America. Steve resigns and the government hands it to John Walker, whose methods are more similar to Wolverine or the Punisher. Walker eventually goes off the deep end and goes on a rampage after a group called the Watchdogs murder his parents and forces Steve to take back the mantle. Bob is likely going to conflate John Walker/U.S. Agent with the MAGAs.
To make long story short, the U.S. government issued Steve Rogers an ultimatum: submit to their authority or give up the mantle of Captain America. Steve resigns and the government hands it to John Walker, whose methods are more similar to Wolverine or the Punisher. Walker eventually goes off the deep end and goes on a rampage after a group called the Watchdogs murder his parents and forces Steve to take back the mantle. Bob is likely going to conflate John Walker/U.S. Agent with the MAGAs.
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It's more like two bags of Knorr rice seasoned with some shit and the chicken is allowed to soak in soda and hotsauce for three days, but yeah.
Don't worry, he only knew about it because he likes to wiki entries whenever it gets shat out by any of the Marvel cartoons or the MCU itself. That's the only reason he knows this plotline.
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Bob showing his authoritarian streak again.
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I’m suddenly imagining Chicken marinated in generic store brand Mountain Dew, and I feel physically ill.
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Who's "we", Bob? I have no interest in joining hands with you and eradicating ANYBODY.
I still believe that people ought to be left the fuck alone unless they're harming others.
And I mean REAL harm. Not calling privileged celebrities mean names, or this weird abstract shit about how their existence is holding back flying cars or some shit.
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He did that tho. For several days.
Reminder that Bob is only in luck that he isn't outed as a creep and shown the exact same respect (verbally beaten to the ground and terminated account wise) because he bleats the party line. That and the average twitter doofus probably doesn't feel like fighting battles with his idiot defenders as he waddles away to cry.
Because god help Bob if he ever had to verbally spar mano a mano. This is the man who cried to his family and had his brother risk his own career to try and get some shitposter fired.
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If these was a six hour cut of Guardians Of The Galaxy or Infinity War Bob would watch it in one sitting.
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The problem with setting up authoritarian structures is that they can easily be captured and turned against the people that made them. The only way for an authoritarian group to guarantee that they'll always hold onto power is to mercilessly crush all opposition with a ruthlessness that would make life unbearable for nearly everybody. Deep down, Bob realizes this, which is why he backpedals so furiously after getting called out. He wants to be the Stalin or the Kim Jung Un who's writing up lists of "bigots" to kill while being surrounded by sycophants too scared to contradict him. It's fortunate that Bob doesn't have the smarts or charisma to seize hold of a Communist country, because the amount of depravity he'd get up to would be extreme. Truthfully, most people would turn into a far worse version of themselves if they were given unlimited power, but Bob has already demonstrated that he has little regard for the human lives of his enemies...or their children's lives...
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