Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[EnemyStand]

Bob probably dreams of running the secret police in an America ruled by his waifus.

To save you all from Islamic content I'll end this post here.

I really don't get why he thinks he'd be an advisor to the autocrat. It would be funny watching him try, but he'd be like the rest of us: forced to farm for the continued glory of the Motherland.

 

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so here where i live there is a little boy with brain cancer whose youtube channel is getting viral, in like 2 hours he went from like 65 subs to 170.000
i went to see how many subs intelectual and sex haver supreme bob had...137.000? bob chipman is a fucking nobody lmao

 

[Quixotic Man]

so here where i live there is a little boy with brain cancer whose youtube channel is getting viral, in like 2 hours he went from like 65 subs to 170.000
i went to see how many subs intelectual and sex haver supreme bob had...137.000? bob chipman is a fucking nobody lmao

Yeah, but lets see what cancer boy's viewer retention is compared to Bob's astounding 18%. Bet his channel won't even last a year.

 

[Adamska]

No. There were like two alien wars but there was never a "purge" that got rid of all the "undesirables." That's more like the delusion MovieBlob has.

There was literally a Eugenics Wars, and since the lore is sort of vague and Bob doesn't know shit beyond "I like TOS campiness and STD stronk wahmen", he probably thought it was a really, really good thing.
Also, late in WWIII there'd be purges of mutants and undesirables.

To perform an "ackshually", the Eugenics War was mainly the results of retards like Bob, but who actually had skills. Namely they knew a lot about genetics, gene splicing, obstetrics, and a lot of political autism. These people wanted to elevate and create a superior breed of man, and made a program that made dozens of Supermen. These supermen were more superior in will, charisma, and intelligence. Not only that, but they were physically perfect as well, having superior strength and endurance.

But these supermen, called Augments, looked at their creators and humanity and went "yeah we're better than you fuckers". So they were able to take over several different countries, the most successful of them being Khan Noonien Singh, who at one point ruled an empire that rivaled Genghis. Then humanity either rose against them, the Augments began to war with each other (superior seed breeds superior ambition), and by the end of it, 30 million were dead, Khan fled to space with his die-hards, and the remaining Augments either were publically executed or went into hiding.

This is why the Feds hate gene-splicing and eugenics by the way. The fact that Bob has the audacity to pretend he's a fan when the show violently rejects his fascist eugenics bullshit is telling he AT BEST saw a couple of the movies.

I find it hilarious how the same people who constantly remind you that MLK was a socialist go curiously silent when you mention that he was a Christian.

It's funny they completely ignore that Prosperity Gospel was a thing. Probably because mentioning what the prior people actually wanted kills the grift and destroys the fake and gay image they want to project.

Well, I'm gonna need a direct citation on that because trying to parse the Star Trek wiki is like trying to decipher an alien language to me. But I'm certain if there's was a "Eugenics War" in Star Trek's history it was 100000% treated as an atrocity that helped nothing.

It was. The Eugenics War (it's called that by the way) caused millions of deaths. It also set up World War 3, since a LOT of the countries absorbed by Khan as well as the remaining communist bloc combined into what became known as ECON. Basically them and NATO went thermonuclear, and then after the exchange, conventional. It killed over half a billion people, spawned the nastiest terrorist in the franchise, and traumatized the Earth into unifying after ~25 years of bloodshed and collapsed nations.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Late, I know, but...

"It was foolish for the American Military to think that their fancy toys and tanks were immune to the ingenuity of dedicated and crafty Veitcong freedom fighters who would employ hit-and-run tactics, sabotage and irregular warfare to wear down our will to fight by denying us the open battle against superior forces we expected and tried to bait them into.... it was destined to fail. Oh, but, if we unleashed the same against our own rednecks, pft, they'd be dead in minutes....they're all a bunch of dumb peasants with no hope of beating the American Military with all it's fancy toys and tanks!"

Guerrilla tactics only work if the guerrillas political sensibilities are pleasing to you.... I guess.

I've seen this assumption from both (extreme) ends of the political spectrum, and the rationale is basically that unlike Iraq, Vietnam, etc, the US military would not play by Geneva-Convention-ish rules with easily gamable weaknesses when suppressing the red states. Waco would basically by the SOP, and be cheered on and propagandized as "...and here's why that's a good thing" by the media every step of the way. I'm not sure if this is true or would even work in practice- America is a big fucking place and so on- but this notion requires believing that the US took a dive in basically every war since Korea (note that the far right believes this explicitly.) IOW, the American ruling class would go scorched earth against their own uppity peasants in a way they never would against foreigners.

As far as Starro goes, yeah, Bob should be noting that the Suicide Squad facing him (it? them?) would be like throwing the Netflix Defenders at Galactus- one-sided, messy, and brief. But that would mean saying that James Gunn made a terrible creative decision, so instead we get "I saw something I recognized and I CONSOOOOOOMED!" Even as a lore nod, Starro makes no sense- I get that Loki was the first foe the Avengers faced in the comics and the movies, so the Suicide Squad kinda-sorta-rebootquel is going to feature the first villain for the [shuffles deck, draws card] JLA?

 

[Meriasek]

To perform an "ackshually", the Eugenics War was mainly the results of retards like Bob, but who actually had skills. Namely they knew a lot about genetics, gene splicing, obstetrics, and a lot of political autism. These people wanted to elevate and create a superior breed of man, and made a program that made dozens of Supermen. These supermen were more superior in will, charisma, and intelligence. Not only that, but they were physically perfect as well, having superior strength and endurance.

But these supermen, called Augments, looked at their creators and humanity and went "yeah we're better than you fuckers". So they were able to take over several different countries, the most successful of them being Khan Noonien Singh, who at one point ruled an empire that rivaled Genghis. Then humanity either rose against them, the Augments began to war with each other (superior seed breeds superior ambition), and by the end of it, 30 million were dead, Khan fled to space with his die-hards, and the remaining Augments either were publically executed or went into hiding.

This is why the Feds hate gene-splicing and eugenics by the way. The fact that Bob has the audacity to pretend he's a fan when the show violently rejects his fascist eugenics bullshit is telling he AT BEST saw a couple of the movies.

It's funny they completely ignore that Prosperity Gospel was a thing. Probably because mentioning what the prior people actually wanted kills the grift and destroys the fake and gay image they want to project.

It was. The Eugenics War (it's called that by the way) caused millions of deaths. It also set up World War 3, since a LOT of the countries absorbed by Khan as well as the remaining communist bloc combined into what became known as ECON. Basically them and NATO went thermonuclear, and then after the exchange, conventional. It killed over half a billion people, spawned the nastiest terrorist in the franchise, and traumatized the Earth into unifying after ~25 years of bloodshed and collapsed nations.

Star Trek referenced it a few times. Khan from TOS and Wrath of Khan, obviously, but ENT also had a few episodes on surviving augments and genetic manipulation was made a topic in several episodes of DS9, where Dr. Bashir was genetically enhanced despite it being illegal due to the collective trauma of the Eugenics Wars.
Funny, in the original timeline the Eugenics Wars would have happened in the 1990s, and if I didn't know that Bob doesn't know shit about Star Trek, I'd bet that's what he's refering to when he talks about having the Star Trek future already.
In the Star Trek universe, our current times (although partially retconned or shifted in DS9 and VOY I guess) were very grimdark. Eugenics Wars in the 90s, culminating up to nuclear war in the 2020s, leading to further decades of what they call "post-atomic horror", and continued chaos that lasted partially until the 2100s according to TNG.

Hey look, it's a Chipman family gathering in 2079.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Star Trek referenced it a few times. Khan from TOS and Wrath of Khan, obviously, but ENT also had a few episodes on surviving augments and genetic manipulation was made a topic in several episodes of DS9, where Dr. Bashir was genetically enhanced despite it being illegal due to the collective trauma of the Eugenics Wars.
Funny, in the original timeline the Eugenics Wars would have happened in the 1990s, and if I didn't know that Bob doesn't know shit about Star Trek, I'd bet that's what he's refering to when he talks about having the Star Trek future already.
In the Star Trek universe, our current times (although partially retconned or shifted in DS9 and VOY I guess) were very grimdark. Eugenics Wars in the 90s, culimating up to nuclear war in the 2020s, leading to further decades of what they call "post-atomic horror", and continued chaos that lasted partially until the 2100s according to TNG.
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Hey look, it's a Chipman family gathering in 2079.

Like you said, I doubt Bob knows about any of that. If he did, I'd doubt he'd be smart enough to realize all that pain and horror was a setback that delayed the utopian future rather than a catalyst for it.

Spoiler

Also, how cool is it that this timeline lines up with Fallout? Holy shit, Fallout and Star Trek shared universe confirmed? No, but it's fun to dream.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

The cope is real.

 

[Mola Ram]

Also, how cool is it that this timeline lines up with Fallout? Holy shit, Fallout and Star Trek shared universe confirmed? No, but it's fun to dream.

You sure it's not confirmed?

 

[Meriasek]

Like you said, I doubt Bob knows about any of that. If he did, I'd doubt he'd be smart enough to realize all that pain and horror was a setback that delayed the utopian future rather than a catalyst for it.

Spoiler

Also, how cool is it that this timeline lines up with Fallout? Holy shit, Fallout and Star Trek shared universe confirmed? No, but it's fun to dream.

It was confirmed decades ago.

Spoiler: Fallout spergery

Nah, Fallout has a much different diverging timeline, with the divergence in the 40s, and physics working quite differently. The Great War happens in 2077, and not 2026 or so as it did in Star Trek. I like to say that Fallout was Mad Max happening in the WORLD OF TOMORROW that Bob loves so much.

/edit: FUCKING NINJA

 

[Laughingjoke2]

No. There were like two alien wars but there was never a "purge" that got rid of all the "undesirables." That's more like the delusion MovieBlob has.

After the 3rd World War which was Nuclear War

Star Trek referenced it a few times. Khan from TOS and Wrath of Khan, obviously, but ENT also had a few episodes on surviving augments and genetic manipulation was made a topic in several episodes of DS9, where Dr. Bashir was genetically enhanced despite it being illegal due to the collective trauma of the Eugenics Wars.
Funny, in the original timeline the Eugenics Wars would have happened in the 1990s, and if I didn't know that Bob doesn't know shit about Star Trek, I'd bet that's what he's refering to when he talks about having the Star Trek future already.
In the Star Trek universe, our current times (although partially retconned or shifted in DS9 and VOY I guess) were very grimdark. Eugenics Wars in the 90s, culimating up to nuclear war in the 2020s, leading to further decades of what they call "post-atomic horror", and continued chaos that lasted partially until the 2100s according to TNG.
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Hey look, it's a Chipman family gathering in 2079.

Also after the 3rd World War Colonel Green eventually had all the mutated euthanized to prevent their Genes from damaging future generations of the gene pool so bye bye Chipman Clan.

 

[Meriasek]

After the 3rd World War which was Nuclear War

Also after the 3rd World War Colonel Green eventually had all the mutated euthanized to prevent their Genes from damaging future generations of the gene pool so bye bye Chipman Clan.

Colonel Green was the hero we needed, and the hero we DESERVED for the superior future.

 

[BScCollateral]

Spoiler

Also, how cool is it that this timeline lines up with Fallout? Holy shit, Fallout and Star Trek shared universe confirmed? No, but it's fun to dream.

The end of the Cold War undid a lot of future histories. Even Valerian had a NATO/Warsaw Pact dustup that had to be retconned.

 

[Mola Ram]

/edit: FUCKING NINJA

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I really don't get why he thinks he'd be an advisor to the autocrat. It would be funny watching him try, but he'd be like the rest of us: forced to farm for the continued glory of the Motherland.

A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean?
Silence and friends unseen!
A few brains as well: that is autism!
And that makes us seem special to you!

I've seen this assumption from both (extreme) ends of the political spectrum, and the rationale is basically that unlike Iraq, Vietnam, etc, the US military would not play by Geneva-Convention-ish rules with easily gamable weaknesses when suppressing the red states. Waco would basically by the SOP, and be cheered on and propagandized as "...and here's why that's a good thing" by the media every step of the way. I'm not sure if this is true or would even work in practice- America is a big fucking place and so on- but this notion requires believing that the US took a dive in basically every war since Korea (note that the far right believes this explicitly.) IOW, the American ruling class would go scorched earth against their own uppity peasants in a way they never would against foreigners.

Let's look at a historical example. During the Troubles, the IRA managed to run a fairly effective insurgency against British rule for 30 years, without the support of the majority of Catholics in NI, and with far worse weapons than the British Army.

Then compare that to the fact that a Republican insurgency against a genocidal regime would get the support of a lot of Republicans, and would have ludicrous amounts of weaponry. Any government which did try and genocide the Midwest would basically deal with a full-on civil war within 28 days, and would soon discover that the enemy controlled the majority of the grain.

 

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A dying kid with brain cancer will reach more people than movieblob in his 10 years as a worthless reviewer of useless bullshit. Poor kid, life isnt fair. This retard and his piece of shit brother should be the ones that are dying.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

A dying kid with brain cancer will reach more people that movieblob in his 10 years as a worthless reviewer of useless bullshit. Poor kid, life isnt fair.

If you want to know why, just look at the avatars for their respective channels. The kid's is fucking adorable, while Bob's looks like something you'd see in the post office.

 

[BubbleButt]

If you want to know why, just look at the avatars for their respective channels. The kid's is fucking adorable, while Bob's looks like something you'd see in the post office.

Bob's looks like the "About The Author" photo used in a serial killer's manifesto.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

A dying kid with brain cancer will reach more people that movieblob in his 10 years as a worthless reviewer of useless bullshit. Poor kid, life isnt fair. This retard and his piece of shit brother should be dying.

That child has probably never called for genocide on whatever the Chilean equivalent of mayo ghouls are, though.

 

[ChampFantana]

Blobert looks like some mutant beast belched forth from David Cronenberg's darkest nightmares.