Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Things have gotten so bad I have literally seen people on Twitter mocking that poem, with lines like, "When they came for the MAGA retards, I laughed my ass off because they had it coming." I think Bob either said something similar or retweeted one of them, but for the life of me I can't remember for sure.

Found it and it was far more retarded than I remembered. The spirit's the same.

Cancel Culture continues not to exist. This time it is natural selection am I right?

Nah Bobby says similar shit every day. It's all a blur and I don't want to revisit it.

Maybe stop being so damn good and competent at capturing stuff and I wouldn't bring it up, you blue haired grizzled fuck.

 

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Smoothbrain Bobby is again dumb and wrong. Griffin in the original book was changed somewhat by the chemical experiment, though it was made worse by his experiences and temptations to commit crime due to being invisible too. Basically the two combined to make him mad with power.

The old 30s-40s movie he should've seen if he was a realpeople film lover actually described it too, at the very least in the form of temptation.

What a fucking poser who only reads wiki articles and cliffsnotes when he needs to talk about non-capeshit and non-kaiju.

Why does those retards use language so obtuse, who are they trying to speak to. They are not smart or insightful in any way, shape or form.

 

[No Exit]

What a fucking poser who only reads wiki articles and cliffsnotes when he needs to talk about non-capeshit and non-kaiju.

I've noticed a lot of people ITT have tried not to sperg too much about being a real "nerd" or "fan" at Bob but he really does come off at some fake clout chaser. Even subjects he claims to know a lot about he always proves he has about the same to maaaybe a little more than a casual fan. I imagine he would be getting a crazy amount of lashback on it if he didn't look like the stereotype media consoomer.

 

[ChampFantana]

I know we're kinda spoiled for choice since Twitter is a tard zoo, but is Bobert the Fat the stupidest cow on Twitter or anywhere else that isn't a diagnosed retard? Despite Arthur Chu, Tony Goldmark, Tim Wise, Chris Kluwe, Wil Wheaton and countless others giving him a run for his money, Bobert manages to out-tard them all. It's actually impressive in it's own horrifying way.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Imagine being proud of drinking alcohol in the wee small hours of the morning.

Besides, unless you're going for Bacardí and other originals, rum ain't that expensive, at least compared to other distillates. For the equivalent of 6 dollars down here, you can buy a knock-off rum brand, a big Coke bottle and some limes, and you have about eight basic Cubas Libres for the entire day.

Leave it to Blobbo to eat baloney and burp caviar, as we also say for people who fancy themselves elite when they're just basic bitches.

 

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also his alcohol bit bob chipman is not a tortured artist, he doesnt have any stress whatsoever. i dont believe for a second he is an alcoholic. just look at him for fucks sake the guy is an incel retard not a troubled soul

 

[Adamska]

Why does those retards use language so obtuse, who are they trying to speak to. They are not smart or insightful in any way, shape or form.

They fell into the trap that smart people use big words. They genuinely believe if they abuse Thesaurus.com hard enough, that they will prove that they are the intellectual ubermensch rather than the fucking smoothbrain retards they actually are.

Effective communication is as much a sign of intelligence as a brobdingnagian vocabulary. Fuck's sake, speaking effectively is a lot more important than using big words.

But you can hide your dumbness behind those big words and flowery sentences, at least that's what they think.

I've noticed a lot of people ITT have tried not to sperg too much about being a real "nerd" or "fan" at Bob but he really does come off at some fake clout chaser. Even subjects he claims to know a lot about he always proves he has about the same to maaaybe a little more than a casual fan. I imagine he would be getting a crazy amount of lashback on it if he didn't look like the stereotype media consoomer.

Sometimes its good to point out that an actual film nerd or sci-fi nerd should know some of these things. Mainly because it proves that Billy-Bob was not just stupid in general and tried lying about it, but he's not even that knowledgeable or passionate about even the things he claims he is.

He struggled to beat Super Mario World, he almost certainly can't explain what New Wave actually did to cinema. I doubt he could explain why Ted Turner was the devil to artist integrity.

He's a barely functional alcoholic manchild with a double digit IQ who peaked when he worked radio 20 years ago.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

also his alcohol bit bob chipman is not a tortured artist, he doesnt have any stress whatsoever. i dont believe for a second he is an alcoholic. just look at him for fucks sake the guy is an incel retard not a troubled soul

The only stress this nigga has is self-inflicted, which he misattributes to trolls, mayo ghouls and whatnot.

Not to mention he chugs cheap beer like water, complete with a load of cans he keeps in his hovel. That also contributes to his amorphous shape and general bitterness. He is as much of a Jack Kerouac as the wino downtown.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

For the equivalent of 6 dollars down here, you can buy a knock-off rum brand, a big Coke bottle and some limes, and you have about eight basic Cubas Libres for the entire day.

Spoiler: Drinking tips for poor bongs

The way Blob drinks rum shows that he has no idea on how to properly drink. From my experience as a student who knows how to get drunk cheaply off as little money as possible:

A 750ml bottle of shitty red wine from the off licence is £3. A 2 litre bottle of coke is £2. Mix the two and you get between six and eight glasses of calimocho which, if you're drinking with friends, is enough to get you pleasantly drunk.
If you prefer spirits you can buy a small bottle of cheap vodka for about £5 - I usually get Glen's but some brands may be cheaper depending on where you are. Again, if you mix this with coke you can get nicely drunk, or you can just do shots.
For those of you who are secretly teenage girls, chavettes or tramps, you can buy a 2 litre bottle of cider in a lot of supermarkets and off licences for £2. This is good, but a lot of cider tastes sickly sweet, so I stick to lager if I don't fancy a mixed drink.

In conclusion, Blob drinking rum in the morning doesn't just show that he's an alcoholic but also shows that he doesn't know how to act like an alcoholic. If you're going to be shameless enough to drink in the morning, and I know people who have been, don't pretend to be posh by drinking rum.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

He'll continue to believe it right up to the moment the jackboot kicks in his door, and then he'll whine about how he was always on their side; why are you doing this to me? "Short sighted" doesn't begin to describe it.

Bob is that old Gulag joke personified

Whenever a new party official arrived at the gulag, he would point at one of the prisoners already there and exclaim "I was the one who sent you here!"

 

[Totally Awesome]

I doubt he could explain why Ted Turner was the devil to artist integrity.

Why was Ted Turner the devil to artist integrity?

 

[Adamska]

Why was Ted Turner the devil to artist integrity?

In short: he rapidly bought up and broke apart companies, selling assets and just taking their shows to add to his syndication collection (thus ripping apart studios and entire productions), but his true evil in the creative sense was his attempts to forcibly colorize all the films and old TV shows he got his mitts on.

Fun fact: there were several tv shows and movies that were explicitly designed to BE in black and white. I Love Lucy in particular comes to mind. Turner's sin, at least to film snobs, was he actively tried to snag Citizen Kane to colorize it.

 

[Mola Ram]

Fun fact: there were several tv shows and movies that were explicitly designed to BE in black and white. I Love Lucy in particular comes to mind. Turner's sin, at least to film snobs, was he actively tried to snag Citizen Kane to colorize it.

Try the entire genre of film noir.

I remember watching the colorized version of the Alistair Sim Christmas Carol one year with my dad. That's already a bad idea, as that version is largely shot as a dark, moody ghost story, but we reached one scene where my dad snarled at the screen: "Look! His pajamas, blankets, and curtains are all the exact same shade of green!" That was the end of colorized movies ever being entertained in my house.

Colorization was a debacle. John Huston testified in front of Congress and called the people who did it child molesters. He wasn't far off.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

Fun fact: there were several tv shows and movies that were explicitly designed to BE in black and white. I Love Lucy in particular comes to mind. Turner's sin, at least to film snobs, was he actively tried to snag Citizen Kane to colorize it.

They say that before he died Orson Welles told a friend "Don’t let Ted Turner deface my movie with his crayons."

 

[Adamska]

Try the entire genre of film noir.

I remember watching the colorized version of the Alistair Sim Christmas Carol one year with my dad. That's already a bad idea, as that version is largely shot as a dark, moody ghost story, but we reached one scene where my dad snarled at the screen: "Look! His pajamas, blankets, and curtains are all the exact same shade of green!" That was the end of colorized movies ever being entertained in my house.

Colorization was a debacle. John Huston testified in front of Congress and called the people who did it child molesters. He wasn't far off.

Fittingly Bob never talked about colorization as a video despite movies kind of being his thing and that being a major element of film's history. He'll endlessly waffle and justify why Kong v. Godzilla is a mold breaker and revolutionary, but he can't be arsed to talk about actual important pieces of film history.

It's almost like his degree has less value than toilet paper or something.

 

[RockVolnutt]

In short: he rapidly bought up and broke apart companies, selling assets and just taking their shows to add to his syndication collection (thus ripping apart studios and entire productions), but his true evil in the creative sense was his attempts to forcibly colorize all the films and old TV shows he got his mitts on.

Fun fact: there were several tv shows and movies that were explicitly designed to BE in black and white. I Love Lucy in particular comes to mind. Turner's sin, at least to film snobs, was he actively tried to snag Citizen Kane to colorize it.

I just want to remind you of this

 

[Mola Ram]

I just want to remind you of this

If Bob were a real film buff and not a brain damaged pseudointellectual poseur, he'd have restricted his comment to the pithy: "This is why you just make the American President the back of some guy's head."

 

[Captain Marvelous]

I doubt Bob has seen any Orson Welles film except for when he voiced Unicron in the Transformers movie.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I just want to remind you of this

...I can now apply for early retirement due to decreased mental faculties.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I've noticed a lot of people ITT have tried not to sperg too much about being a real "nerd" or "fan" at Bob but he really does come off at some fake clout chaser. Even subjects he claims to know a lot about he always proves he has about the same to maaaybe a little more than a casual fan. I imagine he would be getting a crazy amount of lashback on it if he didn't look like the stereotype media consoomer.

I never call anybody a "fake" fan because it's an obnoxious, eltist dick move. I don't give a person shit for liking Spider-Man but not reading the entire 60+ years worth of comics... especially since there's huge chunks of those comics that are actually really fucking bad. There are different levels of fandom, there's casual and hardcore. You never wanna go too hardcore because then you end up loudly arguing with the producer of your nerd podcast on air because you didn't get invited to Star Wars land for free.

Even then, there's still something to be said for someone who parades around their hardcore fandom and intricate knowledge of geek stuff but whose only knowledge comes from the latest film and browsing Wikipedia. What you say is: "Bob Chipman will never get to sniff Lindsay Ellis again."