Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Steelatlas]

trench warfare hasnt been a thing since 1918 bob you fucking inbred mongoloid why the fuck would you need a bayonet you retard

Nevermind yeah they saw usage up to WW1 but where being phased out before then.

 

[BubbleButt]

Imagine Bob trying to kill someone

That's like expecting a sentient pile of afterbirth to do anything at all besides be disgusting.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Magapede chuds are like the aliens from Aliens. The only way to be sure that you've eradicated them is to nuke them from orbit or drop 15 yard tungsten rods on them from orbit.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1383580953381986307

https://archive.ph/pcc3W

It's a nice call back to this ol' classic

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1191412618252169216

https://archive.ph/BY6Nw

 

[Tronathon242]

I'm pretty sure they died out after muzzle loaders were phased out.

I think they were only useful around Carolus Rex timeframe when mass infantry charges were a thing

But again example number 38956 of the chippa not having deep knowledge of a topic unless hes reading a premade script.

The last time they were unironically needed in general was for banzai charges.

You never know when you might come upon some mayo ghoul babies.

Wouldn't doubt Bobert has had fantasies about stabbing mayghoul offspring like Daisy Fitzroy. Of course, I should point out that even the Einsatzgruppen needed a constant supply of schnapps to stomach the task of killing children, so Bob managing to cut the mayghoul bloodline off by his own hands is an impossibility given he's a goddamned coward.

I actually like the Mario movie.

I'm not gonna defend it, because I know it's bad, but I like it.

That's what makes you an adult. Bob can never acknowledge that he likes bad things or enjoys films that are mostly shallow eye candy. He's a child that desperately has to masquerade as someone with greater taste.

 

[Steelatlas]

Magapede chuds are like the aliens from Aliens. The only way to be sure that you've eradicated them is to nuke them from orbit or drop 15 yard tungsten rods on them from orbit.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1383580953381986307

https://archive.ph/pcc3W

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It's a nice call back to this ol' classic

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1191412618252169216

https://archive.ph/BY6Nw

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Laughs in Vietnamese and Finnish.

 

[Jack Awful]

Magapede chuds are like the aliens from Aliens. The only way to be sure that you've eradicated them is to nuke them from orbit or drop 15 yard tungsten rods on them from orbit.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1383580953381986307

https://archive.ph/pcc3W

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1191412618252169216

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If the cops and military are gonna leap so far ahead and create super drones to drop rocks on white people from the moon, making any pipe or 3d printed firearms obsolete, then why take away the guns?

 

[KillEmAll1989]

It’s amazing that, even after being burned for it so many times, he just can’t stop openly fantasizing about killing people.

He 100% belongs in a mental hospital.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Magapede chuds are like the aliens from Aliens. The only way to be sure that you've eradicated them is to nuke them from orbit or drop 15 yard tungsten rods on them from orbit.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1383580953381986307

https://archive.ph/pcc3W

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"You don't need guns to protect yourself, because the US Government is one gun control law away from droning you while you eat at McDonalds."

Fuck due process, fuck the second amendment, those mayo ghouls had their chance. Summary executions for everyone who wears a red hat.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I finally figured out The Eternal Virgins motto: "Wir müssen die Mayo-Ghule zerstören!"

I thought it was "Hey baby, wanna see my level 100 Charizard?"

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I thought it was "Hey baby, wanna see my level 100 Charizard?"

The average nerd offering to show a girl his lvl 100 Charizard has a much better chance of getting laid than Cinemaslob offering to show her his very own Final Solution fanfic

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The average nerd offering to show a girl his lvl 100 Charizard has a much better chance of getting laid than Cinemaslob offering to show her his very own Final Solution fanfic

At this point would Movieblob even have a chance when he's a balding 40 year old virgin who is nothing more than an annoying asshole unless you're related or someone he simps for (which even then would be really annoying).

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

He 100% belongs in a mental hospital.

For as many comparisons to Hitler as he gets for his his hatred of Middle America, I see many parallels between Bob and Roman emperors like Caligula and Commodus for his vicious sadism and (Hollywood-fuelled) hedonism. It is our good fortune that he is not in a position of power where he can act out his insane fantasies.

 

[Bolo]

He 100% belongs in a mental hospital.

Nah, he 100% needs to grow up.

This attitude "I'm gonna punch nazis" and the other internet though guy Robert spouts is so juvenile it hurts, fuck man, you are 40, way past the age people should be indulging this shit, at least not so publicly.

You gonna bayonet a nazi Robert? then what? the president of the US will give you a medal, you gonna get a studio contract and the same time, and you will meet the love of you life, a very convencional beautiful white girl, who immediately starts sucking your cock.

Also, everyone who made fun of you spontaneously combust into flames.

And I know he is "kidding" about reaching out to impale people with a bayonet, but doesn't take away from my point that Robert indilges himself with this violent power fantasies way too much, like people like to imagine they would have totally knocked out that guy who gave you a funny look at the supermarket if the two of you were alone. but again, the difference is, most people don't make this crap public.

Look, we all consume shitty power fantasy, it is one of the cornerstones of our entertainment, but after a while we don't let it shape us, otherwise we pass for complete spaz talking a big game about how you gonna "totally punch nazis" when its obvious you don't even know how to make a proper fist.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"Ha ha ha *satisfied sigh* I really wanna kill people I disagree with"

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1383547836067840006

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If you declare that more than two thirds of the country is a Nazi for not supporting troonery or just for voting GOP, and that you won't work with ”Nazis”, you aren't going to win many elections.

Firstly, ”Communism for Normies” isn't talking about 3D printing guns because a scary black fully automated AR-15 assault rifle made out of plastic would fall apart after several shots. He's talking about making guns out of metal in a small machine shop, which has been done before - the Lee-Enfield rifle was specifically designed to be put together in a blacksmith's forge, for instance.
Secondly, orbital rail rounds are basically nukes without the fallout. No government is going to be able to pinpoint a farm, much less a building in a small town or city, with a rail round without some innocents being caught in the crossfire, and no government is just going to nuke its own citizens.

It's not a thing because people are going to notice that a Bumfuckistani general was found dead with a 2 kilo rock on his head and a US drone suspiciously near.

At this point would Movieblob even have a chance when he's a balding 40 year old virgin who is nothing more than an annoying asshole unless you're related or someone he simps for (which even then would be really annoying).

Not going to happen. If you're someone like Ilhan Omar, who is happily married to her brother, why would you leave that marriage for the embrace of a 40 year old fat virgin who can only offer you chicken grilled in Mountain Dew and a collection of Super Mario games?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Is Lily Simpson one of Bobby's Angels?

Why, yes, it certainly seems so!

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The number of trannies Bob white knights for is ... unsettling.

Ha, it's Guitan! He once did an "expose" of the KiwiFarms on his old YouTube channel, it's somewhere in the Kiwi Farms Reviews thread along with all his dox, pictures of his sisters, etc.

Looks like he's leaning into this Lily Simpson/troon thing more now, he used to be a "pop culture communist":

 

[Koby_Fish]

I finally figured out The Eternal Virgins motto: "Wir müssen die Mayo-Ghulen ausrotten!"

FIFY

BTW Bob's exceptionally exceptional drone idea won't look like an accident at all if the target is like, nowhere near potentially falling rocks. Especially if some idiot loaded the drone with rocks that aren't from the area they're being used in. It'll look as accidental as well, a poorly-covered-tracks murder.

Double negative points if the target is in a flat area with NO hills or mountains and thus no falling rocks within hundreds of miles.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

BTW Bob's exceptionally exceptional drone idea won't look like an accident at all if the target is like, nowhere near potentially falling rocks. Especially if some idiot loaded the drone with rocks that aren't from the area they're being used in. It'll look as accidental as well, a poorly-covered-tracks murder.

Double negative points if the target is in a flat area with NO hills or mountains and thus no falling rocks within hundreds of miles.

I think his more fantastical idea is that it'd just look like a natural asteroid strike. You know, those things that happen so commonly that we don't even report them on the news anymore.

 

[Tronathon242]

FIFY

BTW Bob's exceptionally exceptional drone idea won't look like an accident at all if the target is like, nowhere near potentially falling rocks. Especially if some idiot loaded the drone with rocks that aren't from the area they're being used in. It'll look as accidental as well, a poorly-covered-tracks murder.

Double negative points if the target is in a flat area with NO hills or mountains and thus no falling rocks within hundreds of miles.

Also, rocks are hardly aerodynamic and quite impossible to control. Drones operate way high in the air for obvious reasons, so dropping rocks from that height in the Tora Bora Mountains is only going to result in a few more rocks for the local piles. You'd be lucky to even strike a house in the village and god help you if the target is moving.

If you tried to get closer to the ground and be more accurate with your rock strike drone, it's only going to get obliterated by old, but still extremely effective, Soviet AA defenses that litter the Third World.

Bob really does just get an idea and runs with it. There are no second thoughts or pondering before he barfs it onto Twitter. That's rather odd for a "Thinker."

 

[Imposteroak]

I don't think you need a defense tech geek to tell you dropping rocks from a drone is an idea a chimp would come up with. Yeah bob darpa wants to know how you found out about the wile e coyote project.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

At this point would Movieblob even have a chance when he's a balding 40 year old virgin who is nothing more than an annoying asshole unless you're related or someone he simps for (which even then would be really annoying).

Even granting all of that I believe that Bob could find an actual woman who would be willing to settle down with him. What ultimately prevents him from finding said woman, I believe, is that he is an embarrassing simp with no self respect and he will fail the shit test right out the gate.

Not going to happen. If you're someone like Ilhan Omar, who is happily married to her brother, why would you leave that marriage for the embrace of a 40 year old fat virgin who can only offer you chicken grilled in Mountain Dew and a collection of Super Mario games?

Hey now, she divorced her totes not brother and married her campaign manger because she is strong with a vagina that cannot be tamed.