Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lackadaisy]

is bob a sith?

Bob's midi-chlorians are suppressed by all the cholesterol in his bloodstream.

 

[TheImportantFart]

is bob a sith?

Well if you rearrange the word Sith you get what he is:

Spoiler: Obvious plagiarised joke

Tshi. Which is Chinese for disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Well if you rearrange the word Sith you get what he is:

Spoiler: Obvious plagiarised joke

Tshi. Which is Japanese for disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat.

Spoiler

IT'S CHINESE, YOU HACK FRAUD

 

[Dr. Dik]

Yeah, we should totally end the fictional space religion.

Also, is it just me, or does Bob have a habit of retweeting stuff that can totally apply to the Muslim extremists he tries to defend? It's funny how he never realizes a lot of what he says can be tossed right back at him.

It's amazing how he constantly preaches to people that they should evolve and leave their outdated belief systems behind, yet will always defend a religion with beliefs that hasn't changed since the dark ages.

 

[TheImportantFart]

is bob a sith?

In all seriousness:

Spoiler: Somewhat off-topic autism

That Hutt I linked in the picture above did in fact fall to the Dark Side.

 

[Positron]

Pretty strange things for a Randroid to say:

 

[RockVolnutt]

What is he trying to say?

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Random txt pls: Nobody's never wanted more than to not pay for tater tots.

 

[Positron]

What is he trying to say?

What I think he means is: I in principle would love to do away with the welfare system (because Rand) but I love to bilk Conservatives even more.

 

[Mola Ram]

Pretty strange things for a Randroid to say:

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Truly spoken like a man who's never seen someone with a top-flight smartphone buying shit with an EBT card.

 

[Emperor Julian]

is bob a sith?

-Rage
-Arrogent as fuck
-grotesque
-views the plebs with absolute distate
-followers are cretins
-fucked up beliefs are bullshit rationalizations for obvious personal shortcomings

yeah maybe......the question is which one is the apprentice

And which is the master?

 

[MysteriousStranger]

If Bob doesn't think there are people who will do nothing but sit on they asses and play vidya all day given the opportunity, we should introduce him to the Rat King.

Wait, isn't that kind of what Bob does?

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

-Rage
-Arrogent as fuck
-grotesque
-views the plebs with absolute distate
-followers are cretins
-fucked up beliefs are bullshit rationalizations for obvious personal shortcomings

yeah maybe......the question is which one is the apprentice

And which is the master?

Don't forget both of their total willingness to see entire swaths of demographics die because they won't have a place in their "superior future."

 

[cypocryphy]

What is he trying to say?

His usual vague, pseudo-intellectual gibberish.

"I'm smart because I'm a lefty".

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Hate boner confirmed.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Hate boner confirmed.

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meh i'll blame you anyway bob

 

[vertexwindi]

Hate boner confirmed.

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With the world's economy still down the shitter, unchecked immigration leading to acts of terrorism and Szechuan sauce making a comeback, Bob knows where it's really at: shitty comics.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Hate boner confirmed.

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Youda think the whole "being produced by Pmurt's treasury secretary" would've knocked Lego Batman down a peg. Guess not.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Hate boner confirmed.

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Well, people seem to like The CW shows and titles like Black Canary, Cyborg and Gotham Academy are able to do black/female protagonists without being preachy and godawful like Marvel.

Then again, "Bob Chipman" and "nuance" are two terms that don't go hand-in-hand, so I'm not surprised he has such a zero sum view of the company.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Well, people seem to like The CW shows and titles like Black Canary, Cyborg and Gotham Academy are able to do black/female protagonists without being preachy and godawful like Marvel.

Then again, "Bob Chipman" and "nuance" are two terms that don't go hand-in-hand, so I'm not surprised he has such a zero sum view of the company.

Also pretty much anything animated.