Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Ashli Babbitt deserved death for being a terrorist, which is defined as participating in a non-violent protest at the Capitol:
So that means the people Rittenhouse shot deserved death too, right?

(Well considering one was a kiddie fucker they did...)

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NGL, that exchange kind of made me chuckle. Bob's delivery still sucks, but thankfully he had someone to follow up with a decent punchline.
 
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I really don't think that ”there are icons of a dark-skinned Jesus” proves anything given that Korean Jesus is a thing.
Do these people not realise that there are plenty of black people who work in the primary and secondary sectors?
”right-wing parties tend to believe right-wing things, like ’don't close the economy for shits and giggles’” is not surprising.
”...and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us...” - the Our Father, a prayer that forms one of the cornerstones of Christian belief.
”If you don't want to hit back at people who hit you... I question your capacity for empathy. Where's your mettle? Where's your decency?” - a fat atheist on Twitter.

I'll leave it to you to decide which philosophy will endure throughout the ages.
It's fairer to say that Q tards are probably under-represented in Congress if this is true. You can only find one Congresscritter (MTG) who's actually a Q tard, but it would seem that much more people believe in that philosophy.
Attempted murder requires premeditation and intent, which were definitely not a thing in this case.
> she was part of a mob... inside [the Capitol]

Bob, we've gone over this already. Either condemn the Women's March and the Sunrise Movement, or let the grown-ups talk about politics and go back to your Bing Bing Wahoo game.
 
Hey you numbnuts! It does have a series on streaming! It's called "cells at work" and it's on crunchyroll.

Oh wait, pop culture critic Bob can't be arsed to see there was a series. For real.

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Why do these atheists even care? If Jesus becomes or is proved black then what? You going to covert, Bobby? Going to become catholic or orthodox? Is Jesus being white the only thing that's kept your soul from salvation or something?
 
I really don't think that ”there are icons of a dark-skinned Jesus” proves anything given that Korean Jesus is a thing.

You don't even have to go that far to the East. Orthodox icons frequently depict both Jesus and the saints as darker skinned than most European art, simply because that's been the style for centuries. Bob, being an ignorant slob, probably knows as much about Byzantine art as a frog knows about nuclear physics.
 
You don't even have to go that far to the East. Orthodox icons frequently depict both Jesus and the saints as darker skinned than most European art, simply because that's been the style for centuries. Bob, being an ignorant slob, probably knows as much about Byzantine art as a frog knows about nuclear physics.
Thats not fair, the frog at least knows how to be a frog. Bob is so ignorant he doesn't even know how to be human, let alone anything else.
 
Thats not fair, the frog at least knows how to be a frog. Bob is so ignorant he doesn't even know how to be human, let alone anything else.
He counts on robots to teach him how to be human.

”If you don't want to hit back at people who hit you... I question your capacity for empathy. Where's your mettle? Where's your decency?” - a fat atheist on Twitter.
So if Bobby doesn't "borderline gaslights" Lindsay back, he is devoid of empathy or decency?

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Wonderful person (they/fae) asserts that "ANYONE who isn't interested in parenting an autistic child should never reproduce. Period, end of subject", and that worrying about the risk of bearing an autistic child would "devalue the lives of the autists in your life".
 
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Leave it to Bob to see a painting that, based on the claim, is both in an anachronistic style and impossibly well preserved and say "that tracks" because it fits his prejudices of the members of an outgroup.

Hey Bob? I've got an authentic photo from 1796 of six Republicans beating up some black people!
I'm no medical equipment maven but aren't most infusion pump tubes both short and clear? Without something more than a tikthot's word this is getting filed in the "$100% happened" pile. But assuming it did: Attempted murder? No intent to kill and no real possibility of the person dying because insulin, shocking I know, isn't oxygen and can be done without for long enough to replace the infusion set. Diabeeto's knowledge of endocrinology and law are about equal, it seems.
 
Wonderful person (they/fae) asserts that "ANYONE who isn't interested in parenting an autistic child should never reproduce. Period, end of subject", and that worrying about the risk of bearing an autistic child would "devalue the lives of the autists in your life".

"(they/fae)" Fae. Just for that I'm bombing the North Pole and killing all the elves. Elven blood will be on their/faeir hands. And then I'm going to tell Glenn Danzig. Boy, will THAT piss them/faememem off!

Also, I highly value the autists in my life. I'm spending my free time here talking about them, aren't I?

Who get their arms around that fat bastard to hug him?
Maybe this is why he's so into movie theaters and the MCU: Mr. Fantastic on the big screen would have arms juuuuust about long enough.
 
Is Joe Bob Briggs the only white man who gets a pass for being problematic from these people?

And why is Bob congratulating him for showing Train To Busan? It's a horror movie. He's a horror host.
Despite Bob being a "film critic" he doesn't seek out movies on his own. It really just highlights how he is the low standard of film journalism.
 
Let's get the most horrifying realization out of the way first.
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If any film school quoted Bob Chipman as an authority, the students should rightfully complain that he is anti-black racist, misogynist, and a harasser of women. For these reasons he should be canceled.

I'm sorry but the bolded part sounds like a 100% totally true story and not something a dipshit on twitter made up just to try to "own a troll".
 
I'm sorry but the bolded part sounds like a 100% totally true story and not something a dipshit on twitter made up just to try to "own a troll".

If you're attending a university where Bob is cited as anything but a cautionary tale on the poison nature of social media, you should demand a full tuition refund.
 
I'm sorry but the bolded part sounds like a 100% totally true story and not something a dipshit on twitter made up just to try to "own a troll".
Dunno, I can totally see a college professor showing Bob, his reviews, and his tweets and going "Alright kids, you and I know that you're all getting a useless degree, but promise me one thing, no matter how far you fall, be better than MovieBob".
 
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