Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

"Mxyzptlk."

I don't know why spell check doesn't catch that.

because it's the name of one of Superman's irritants

I think it's "Luckey", as in Palmer Luckey, the Oculus Rift guy.

But this does underscore the stupidity of c*ns*r*ng r*nd*m v*w*ls.

Bob thinks he's defeating the algorithm and searchability of things when he's commenting on stuff that he doesn't want to get around to the people he thinks spend endless hours googling/twittersearching their names or various concepts that he thinks appeals exclusively to the "alt-right" and that by mentioning it, all of a sudden a ton of wasteland bigot ghouls will appear on his feed, as if simply going to his page and scrolling down won't find things for anyone, be they "alt-right" "GamerG8rs" or not. Bob forgets that not everyone uses the search bar to search for the stupid things he's said, and one of these days people are going to hack his code and search for his "censored words" with the asterisks in place of vowels, and BOOM, they'll find his shit INSTANTLY. Because that is how searching works. My god, this man is stupid beyond words. Or as they said in the olden days, "Too smart by half". Never mind Game Overthinker, this guy overthinks everything, which is why the conclusions he comes to are so autistically exceptional.

HOLY SHIT! He bought a new French door fridge with the freaking video output door??

Those things just came out a few years ago and are still top of the line appliances. No wonder he has money problems! He could have saved thousands of $ just getting a regular bottom freezer fridge without video equipment built in.

EDIT. Using best buy as an example.
Insta view fridge? Regular price $3050

https://www.bestbuy.com/site/lg-26-cu-ft-french-instaview-door-in-door-refrigerator-with-wifi-and-dual-ice-maker-stainless-steel/6250127.p?skuId=6250127

Basic French door? $1500.

https://www.bestbuy.com/site/samsung-21-8-cu-ft-french-door-refrigerator-stainless-steel/6331441.p?skuId=6331441

*facepalm*
What...WHAT THE FUCK?! [/JohnTron]
But of course, he thought he could write it off on his taxes and get more refund! The salesperson is a slimy bastard for telling him that, and Chris is a moron for believing them.

Money problems are the least of Chris's worries. He has a THU-INKing problem (Not to mention the Drinking Problem). Chris, for the love of god, don't shop half-buzzed on hipster beer. It gets you in this kind of problems. Maybe Sarah was sober enough to drive him to the appliance store, but she obviously got suckered into the concept of "we'll write this off on our taxes, so we'll basically be getting high-end shit FOR FREE LOL", so combine that with the fact of the exceptional autist child, and the combined adult brainpower in casa de Chippa is something approaching an 8 bit bing bing wahoo machine as compared to a PS5.

On a side note, calling Mario platformer games "Bing Bing Wahoo" will never not be funny.

 

[Totally Awesome]

I make it a point to specifically NOT go to gas stations with loud ad pumps. Unless they're giving me a discount on my gas for listening to the ads, then I'm just getting blasted with noise for no benefit. I'd rather go to a regular gas station that costs more as long as I can have some peace and quiet while I pump gas.

I never think about the video ads until I end up at a gas station with them. It's just few minutes of distraction until I leave and forget about it.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

"Why yes, son, I was there. Let me tell you about the day Kiwifarms doxed Moviebob's brother's refrigerator."

Sometimes I love you fellow Nazi pedophiles.

 

[Mola Ram]

"Why yes, son, I was there. Let me tell you about the day Kiwifarms doxed Moviebob's brother's refrigerator."

Sometimes I love you fellow Nazi pedophiles.

Kali-worshipping pedophiles, shitlord.

 

[GuntN7]

I think you've got him wrong here, Moviebob will never seek validation because he genuinly thinks he's better than others. Lindsey ellis out and out telling him to knock it off didnt stop him so nothing will.

Pretty reactionary of him to not listen to the science and clout his bloodstream with those tasty red-state-produced red meat. What a reactionary

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Pretty reactionary of him to not listen to the science and clout his bloodstream with those tasty red-state-produced red meat. What a reactionary

Science is amazing until it tells him he's not Gen X or that space ships aren't feasible. Then it's a matter of opinion.

 

[BScCollateral]

Sometimes I love you fellow Nazi pedophiles.

Does that mean a Nazi who wants to fuck children, or someone who wants to fuck Nazi children?

In the latter case, okay.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Junk food for boys, snowflakes, and trannies:

The fuck? None of those products are gendered. Nothing on the package hints that it's for boys/girls/trannies. Hell, the manufacturer's website goes so fat to use words like "your little adventurer" and "your little royal one's" instead of son or daughter.

Personally I am disappointed in Bob. He really went to the snack section and saw a packet of pudding with a dragon on it and one with a unicorn, and instantly assumed that one was for boys and the other was for girls. I thought he was more woke than that.

 

[Mola Ram]

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The fuck? None of those products are gendered. Nothing on the package hints that it's for boys/girls/trannies. Hell, the manufacturer's website goes so fat to use words like "your little adventurer" and "your little royal one's" instead of son or daughter.

Personally I am disappointed in Bob. He really went to the snack section and saw a packet of pudding with a dragon on it and one with a unicorn, and instantly assumed that one was for boys and the other was for girls. I thought he was more woke than that.

Personally I'm pretty sure he's right about this, because the infiltration of the gender insanity into children's products is horrifyingly advanced. Those are clearly the trans flag colors, and of course "trans kids" get something delicate and magical like the unicorn to represent them. Bob's issue isn't spotting this; his issue is he thinks it's an unabashedly good thing.

For my own part, I'm disgusted anyone would want stuff that color traveling through their children's digestive tracts, but then the Chipman spawn are on record as having the shittiest diet imaginable thanks to their trog parents.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Personally I'm pretty sure he's right about this, because the infiltration of the gender insanity into children's products is horrifyingly advanced. Those are clearly the trans flag colors, and of course "trans kids" get something delicate and magical like the unicorn to represent them. Bob's issue isn't spotting this; his issue is he thinks it's an unabashedly good thing.

I don't know, there's nothing actually on it about being for trannies or supporting trans kids. Nor is there any mention of it on the manufacturer's website. I think it's just that kids like unicorns and the colours pink and blue.

 

[Mola Ram]

I don't know, there's nothing actually on it about being for trannies or supporting trans kids. Nor is there any mention of it on the manufacturer's website. I think it's just that kids like unicorns and the colours pink and blue.

You might be right, but I can't remember ever seeing those particular shades of blue and pink arranged that way for any other reason. The fact that the website describes kids the way you say sounds deliberately coy about gender to me.

 

[make_it_so]

Sheesh, I wonder if he made any begging posts from his fridge.

"I've just been informed that we are running low on PBR - also, we need milk and eggs. If you could join my Patreon for just $1 a month, I would greatly appreciate it.

 

[hot hot leg]

You might be right, but I can't remember ever seeing those particular shades of blue and pink arranged that way for any other reason. The fact that the website describes kids the way you say sounds deliberately coy about gender to me.

The trans flag is blue-pink-white-pink-blue, not pink-blue-pink; it's not arranged the same way.
The colors pink and blue are common on childrens' toys.
Unicorns are popular with young girls.
Trannies imitate young children; that doesn't mean products for children are tranny propaganda.

 

[Mola Ram]

The trans flag is blue-pink-white-pink-blue, not pink-blue-pink; it's not arranged the same way.
The colors pink and blue are common on childrens' toys.
Unicorns are popular with young girls.
Trannies imitate young children; that doesn't mean products for children are tranny propaganda.

I took the color of the word "unicorn" to be the white stripe. I sincerely hope you're right. Maybe my views were colored by that godawful Nickelodeon pride commercial with the drag queen.

Anyway, the only trans in puddings Bob should worry about are trans fats.

 

[UserAccess]

"I've just been informed that we are running low on PBR - also, we need milk and eggs. If you could join my Patreon for just $1 a month, I would greatly appreciate it.

Chris Chipman: I'm hurting! I'm begging you to save my family! I'm one step away from sucking dicks in the CVS parking lot for cheeseburgers!

Also Chris: Check out all of the cool expensive shit I just bought!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Oh, that's what that is! I just looked at the thumbnail and rather stupidly assumed he'd taken a picture of his fridge with a phone then took a picture of that. Makes no sense, I admit, but little in this thread does.

So, enlighten this non-bleeding-edge philistine.... Does this screen that doubles the cost of the fridge do anything other than let you see what's in it without having to exert your poor muscles opening the door? Because other than (thankfully very rare) undefined cravings my only reason to open a fridge door is to take something out or put something back. I can already see someone talking about energy savings but I'm not sure the extra energy expended building the camera and screen and setting everything up could possibly be offset by the occasional random fridge inspection unless the owner is some sort of broken person who just opens the door and stares at his food as a regular thing.

Can you tweet from your non smart fridge?

The bourgeoisie knows that if they can keep us from buying over priced appliances with worthless gizmos they can both make it a class issue and keeps us from communicating with each other using our refrigerator. Chris is actually fighting for the working class by going six figures in debt and showing off.

 

[Positron]

HOLY SHIT! He bought a new French door fridge with the freaking video output door??

Those things just came out a few years ago and are still top of the line appliances. No wonder he has money problems! He could have saved thousands of $ just getting a regular bottom freezer fridge without video equipment built in.

Aren't these things connected to the internet and automatically dial the supermarket when your beer inventory runs low?

It is likely he bought a Samsung Family Hub, given he uses a Samsung phone.

 

[Flexo]

Aren't these things connected to the internet and automatically dial the supermarket when your beer inventory runs low?

It is likely he bought a Samsung Family Hub, given he uses a Samsung phone.

Sometimes they can. You know, if you connect it right.

Maybe our new poll should be: Was Chris able to successfully connect his fridge to the internet?

Over/under when he does a podcast from it?

No wait! New poll idea: Kiwifarms successfully hacks Chris' fridge. What one video/song do you want to play on an infinite loop on it?

My vote...

 

[Chris Mclean]

The fuck? None of those products are gendered. Nothing on the package hints that it's for boys/girls/trannies. Hell, the manufacturer's website goes so fat to use words like "your little adventurer" and "your little royal one's" instead of son or daughter.

Are you a brony or something? How can you see a unicorn and not think young girl?
Same with mermaid in any middle or highschool as a male you would be labeled as a fag.

 

[Nobue]

Press F for Ötzi. Pour one out for a real nigga.

Trivia time. The man was probably around 110lbs when he was alive, and was probably a warrior--he had the blood of 4 different men on him, and a stab wound through his hand. Neolithic people were tiny.