Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Someone deflates Bobby's tough-talk:
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The Robert Chipman Defense Force is in full swing after his "birth control under Republican rule" joke:
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Bobby thinks Obama ended the embargo against Cuba:
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Mark Milley thinks CRT holds the answer to January 6, and he feels personally offended at military officers being called "woke" for "studying some theories that are out there", trying to have "a situational understanding of the country we are defending" (video)
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For the last time, if you don't want to be targeted by the FBI or whatever, don't commit crimes.

NYC Mayoral Primary:
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Fedora. This time I sort of sympathize with Bobby. If you are living in this world, you abide by the rule of this world and pray for God's transformative power, keeping the faith that He has history in His grip. This is, of course, not the universal Christian view -- hell I suspect this is not even the majority view in my church -- but this is mine, and I can cite both Peter and Paul in my defense. What might be a more universal Christian view is that you should not make the job of some hapless motel staff more difficult.
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Psychopath! Submit to your benevolent, environmental-conscious Superior Future Overladies! (article)
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If you think small-budget films are associated with innovation and creativity, you are gravely mistaken. The most creative films are those from Disney and they are the best to consoom.
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Consoom. I wonder where do these ugly custom emojis come from? How much did Disney pay Twitter to have them made?
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Luke faps to Loki.
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Fucking hell.
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Does anyone wonder whether TeamImpossible has a Bobby shrine at home?

Looking for even stronger tastes? Netflix, purveyor of Cuties, has you covered.
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Bobby implies he knows a lot of Windows executive ladies.
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The Robert Chipman Defense Force is in full swing after his "birth control under Republican rule" joke:
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Eugenics comes up again. Predictably, Moviebob tries to swat it away with an unfunny joke he has to explain that remains unfunny. After noting the world isn't clutching their sides with laughter, he insinuates people that don't get it are dumb. We got it the first time. We're not laughing, but we got it.

Eugenics still gives Bob a chub. As many times as he's tried to play victim to misconstrued and out-of-context jokes, there was always a better option. "Yeah, I was pretty upset back then. I took things too far," he could have said.

Nope. Can't say that... because he doesn't believe it.

Is it a crime for a "Maga chud" to hit Bob in the mouth with a padlock on a chain? Sure it is. And I hope the offender's prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. It won't stop me from laughing my ass off when Bob's picking up his broken Chiclets scattered across the parking lot.
 

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If Bob could name a single one of Orwell's novels aside from Nineteen Eighty-four or Animal Farm without the aid of Google, I'll eat my hat.

Take it from someone who HAS read Orwell's entire bibliography, there is nothing in, say, A Clergyman's Daughter that either contradicts the power and terror of Nineteen Eighty-Four, or that proves Chipman's not a lackwit.

I wonder if he ever read Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell. Let's look at a passage now...

“But I suppose you want me to marry you, don’t you?”

“Not unless you want to. I’m not going to tie you down. I know it’s against your ideas to marry. You must decide for yourself.”

“But we’ve no alternative — if you’re really going to have this baby.”

“Not necessarily. That’s what you’ve got to decide. Because after all there is another way.

“What way?”

“Oh, you know. A girl at the studio gave me an address. A friend of hers had it done for only five pounds.”

That pulled him up. For the first time he grasped, with the only kind of knowledge that matters, what they were really talking about. The words “a baby” took on a new significance. They did not mean any longer a mere abstract disaster, they meant a bud of flesh, a bit of himself, down there in her belly, alive and growing. His eyes met hers. They had a strange moment of sympathy such as they had never had before. For a moment he did feel that in some mysterious way they were one flesh. Though they were feet apart, he felt as though they were joined together – as though some invisible living cord stretched from her entrails to his. He knew then that it was a dreadful thing they were contemplating – a blasphemy, if that word had any meaning. Yet if it had been put otherwise he might not have recoiled from it. It was the squalid detail of the five pounds that brought it home.

“No fear!” he said. “Whatever happens we’re not going to do that. It’s disgusting.”

“I know it is. But I can’t have the baby without being married.”

“No! If that’s the alternative I’ll marry you. I’d sooner cut my right hand off than do a thing like that.

A man of culture I see. (slow clap)
 
If you are living in this world, you abide by the rule of this world
Yes and no. As St Thomas Aquinas said, a law is a law because it's passed by a legitimate authority, reasonable, for the good of the community and publically announced. If a law was passed forcing all Christians to attend pagan sacrifices, would you say that we were under a moral obligation to do that?
I'm not sure why Blob thinks ”progressivism is popular in New York” is surprising, given that two of NY's congresscritters are in the Squad and he spends a lot of time simping for one of them.
 
Eugenics still gives Bob a chub. As many times as he's tried to play victim to misconstrued and out-of-context jokes, there was always a better option. "Yeah, I was pretty upset back then. I took things too far," he could have said.
Another problem is that claiming something is a joke would not let you off the SJW hook. Every single instance of blackface has been a joke. Every rape joke is, tautologically, a joke. There is no joke more archetypical than Count Dankula teaching his pug to sieg heil, but he still got fined. Indeed at least 80% of what SJWs want to cancel are jokes (the rest are factual statements like "transwomen are men" and "blacks are academically underachievers and are prone to criminality"). In a society so puritanical as to penalize speech, claiming your offending statements as "jokes" would only add to the crime.

And who are Bobby trying to impress anyway? SJWs will not accept his "joke" defense. Reasonable people like us will laugh and let him pass if we are convinced he has really been joking -- but the fact is that we aren't convinced at all! The frequency, the virulence, and the way his hateful rhetorics has rubbed off on his idiot little brother all tell us that he means every word of it. So the only possibility is that Bobby defends himself from himself. He keeps repeating this lie to himself, to convince himself that he is a good person, despite people shaking their fists at his genocidal rage.
 
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Another problem is that claiming something is a joke would you let you off the SJW hook. Every single instance of blackface has been a joke. Every rape joke is, tautologically, a joke. There is no joke more archetypical than Count Dankula teaching his pug to sieg heil, but he still got fined. Indeed at least 80% of what SJWs want to cancel are jokes (the rest are factual statements like "transwomen are men" and "blacks are academically underachievers and are prone to criminality"). In a society so puritanical as to penalize speech, claiming your offending statements as "jokes" would only add to the crime.

And who are Bobby trying to impress anyway? SJWs will not accept his "joke" defense. Reasonable people like us will laugh it off and let him pass if we are convinced he has really been joking -- but the fact is that we aren't convinced at all! The frequency, the virulence, and the way his hateful rhetorics has rubbed off on his idiot little brother all tell us that he means every word of it. So the only possibility is that Bobby defends himself from himself. He wants to convince himself that he is a good person, despite people shaking their fists at his genocidal rage.
Bob is Shrodinger's Douchebag with an arsenal of Schrodinger's Jokes.
 
Imagine Bob’s classmates looking at his Twitter and thinking to themselves, “Damn, he’s more annoying now than he was in high school.”
Meanwhile, Generalissimo Blobbo most likely thinks the jocks and bullies from high school are all now buck-toothed "GQP" voting hayseeds living in bumfuck flyover states, and that they must be seeing how he has made a big name for himself, rising above the abuses and hatred to his intellect and unique personality.

Even if it was true, those people would most likely feel happier and more content with their lot of life as farmhands or other blue-collar services than an increasingly more irrelevant and unhinged basement dweller with the skills and charisma of an abyssal isopod.

As people mentioned before, everything the humanoid piece of molten beef tallow does is made with spite and anger over perceived slights, and that he is entitled to have his revenge. It's not enough to "live well", he has to completely destroy the livelihoods of the people who don't think like him, eliminate them completely in the meantime, salt the earth they once trudged in, and reduce them to a mere footnote and insult to more savvy people, if that. All because he got the same treatment as every "weird" kid in his formative years, and completely brushed away any attempts to understand his psyche.

Even if I were in a terrible position in life, I wouldn't look at the pork fuck as anything but a cautionary tale to the dangers of fame, easy small fortunes, and unchecked psychological issues.
 
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