Chris is no longer going to see Green Day and his favorite ska band.
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So why did Chris and his wife bother to take the vaccine? I thought it was supposed to protect them from the coof. Why should anyone else bother to take it when it can't even protect you well enough to attend a gathering of wealthy musiclovers? God, Chris is such a pussy. This is probably a man who would pack up and return home from a vacation the second he heard an old person coughing to themselves in a corner of his hotel.
The covid virus is "easily manageable with vaccines" (who ever said that?); it is the MAGA ghouls who are intractable.
(So how would Bobby explain the rising case numbers in countries with easily available vaccines, few cancerous white people, and presumably no MAGA ghouls, such as Japan and South Korea?)
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I find Bobby's rhetoric about genociding Midwesterners and Republicans to be publicly harmful. And I have to share the world with him. Another sign of Bob's magical thinking: He thinks that reality is just going to wipe out the Mayoghouls without any input from him and when you press him on how the world is going to do so, he gets evasive. Well, here's what I think: I think Bob's horrible lifestyle habits will one day catch up with him and his legs are going to rot and fall off. This will require no effort on my part, as my thinking does not have the ability to magically affect the future. I'm just extrapolating what I think will happen based on observable present events. If Bob were to do the same about the Mayoghouls and present evidence supporting his conclusions that they're all going to disappear, I would either respect his opinion or debate its evidence. But I would at least know that Bob is making a good faith argument, not acting like a toddler who thinks that if he repeats a sentence enough times, it will come true.
Also, if Bob really thinks that the virus is manageable with vaccines, does that mean that he thinks his brother is a hysterical knobhead for cancelling his concert plans?
Let me guess Bobby's reply: Trumpsters are not human; they don't deserve "human rights"
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Most of Bobby's hate against the human species is self-loathing aimed at himself. No man who truly loves himself is capable of the ugly bile that oozes out of Bob's mouth on a daily basis.
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Capitol Rioters:
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What seems to be the problem? I want a Camp Auschwitz T-shirt too.
News flash: most political movements have ugly people in them or people who do embarassing things during protests. I'm not sure how compiling pictures of them constitutes any kind of an "own" since the other side could just as easily compile a similar collection of ugly photographs of
their enemies. This is basically the equivalent of a child saying "Oh yeah, well YOU'RE a poo-poo head!"
Bob: "Teehee! I like it when the government tramples on the rights of my political enemies! Surely this will never come back to bite ME in the ass in any way!"
Bobby pretends to care for the slaves under Jeff Bezos. Given his attitude to manual workers and automation, he can only be thinking about AOC as he typed this.
Also note what a jerk he is.
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So presumably, Bob will be boycotting Amazon until they adopt worker-friendly policies. Something tells me that if I sat here and waited for Bob to do so, I'd be experiencing the heat death of the universe before Blobbo did anything to curb his consooming.
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Indeed there is no problem choosing the blue button. Bezos and Bobby should stop caring whatever every "major news outlet" says.
Never mind that World Hunger is a complex problem that often has to do with the dysfunctional governments of the countries where it occurs, and that tons of Western food aid gets diverted to tyrants. Nope. It's apparently something that ONE billionaire could solve if he just pressed the "Feed the Poors" button on his office desk.
But Bobby loses my sympathy in his next post.
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I have no idea what this woman is the ambassador of.
This is her Twitter if that helps.
The space program stagnated because there was no economical reason to go into deep space, and the ideological reasons for doing so faded into irrelevance. But I for one would love to transport Bobby back to the 1960s and have him explain to a crowd of Black Panther activists why putting Whitey on the Moon is more important than supporting black welfare programs...
Understanding politics through pop culture:
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Archive of NYT article)
Why, Blobby would never do something as insensitive as group all of his ideological enemies together into a single,monolithic entity with rigid, unchangeable characteristics!
There is a reason why Bobby cannot dine at the same table with the SJW kool kids: he keeps playing dumb and missing the point.
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Classic gamma male deflection move. You can bet Bob still has a collection of 80s raunchy teen sex comedies that he faps over on a continual basis.
For some reason Bobby thinks we should care about niggers in Japan:
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No mention of how the Japanese have been consistently racist towards black people? It ain't the white "gatekeeping nerds" keeping Blackie down in Japan...
Remembering a legend like Jackie Mason by his appearance on the Simpsons is like remembering Laurence Olivier by his role in "
Clash of the Titans". But leave it to a Millennial Consoomer like Bob to do so.
Bob fails to mention that the only reason he was at a gym was because he had mistaken it for a McDonalds and had wandered in to order "an average portion of food."
We don't need a realistic gritty modern reboot of Captain Planet. We see it being played out by our corrupt politicians and businessmen in real life every day.
Kawasaki Ninjas are cool.
MovieBob Ninjas are not.
How would you make Christianity palatable to the consoomer generation? Add kitsch!
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Abject idolatry!
Never mind the fact that Bob would be unironically splooging all over the place if it had featured Nintendo characters instead of statues of reverent, doe-eyed children.
Some no-name actor troons out. He might have a good stylist, but the moment he open his mouth, he gives the game away:
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Bob's just taking notes for when it's
his turn to put on an ebay-bought wig and troon out.
Crossover with
James Radich, Scientific Officer of the Rat Kings.
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As we've seen with Chris Chan and other troons, some men absolutely will adopt feminine characteristics in order to get closer to women, or to keep themselves from being attacked by other males.
It happens in nature all of the time.
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This is a perfect argument to lock up autistics in cages and charge people admission fee to watch them chimp out and perhaps stab each other in the face.
AUTISM WARS! Some part of me hopes society will collapse so I can watch Mad Max warlords staging Thunderdome fights between spazzes. Two manchildren enter! One manchild leaves!
Did the person who draw that manga even know Samus wasn't a man at the time? Anyway, it's not canon so who, other than some spergs on the internet, gives a shit?
EDIT:
Bob just seems unable to accept that he is not special and his life largely has no consequence. Nothing amazing is ever going to happen to him, and he's not going to be in the history books for anything.
He's never going to be afforded the privilege to go to space.
Bob's futurism autism was fueled by a visit to Epcot Center in Disneyworld that he took as a child. It was a nearly religious experience that made him believe that space travel would be as easy as plane travel at some point within his lifetime. And the fact that he isn't now surrounded by magical Jetson's gadgets is solely due to the primitive Republican Mayoghouls he's forced to share the country with, stealing the future he EARNED for himself by him having the right opinions about everything.
