Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[elder god]

Bobby cannot believe that a school district refuses free food (archive of WP article)

I still don't understand why American school has to provide free food to students. This policy might make sense in the mountains of Guizhou, where kids have to work the fields or else they and their families would stave. But in the Home of The Whoppers?

So I live just north of the School District (Waukesha Wisconsin) and I know the full story, here it is:

Pre-pandemic - Wuakesha would have kids charge for lunch every day, you could pay into a school's account and then parents would be charged, if you were poor (poor in this case means up to 185% of the poverty line) your child would get school breakfast and lunch for free. If a kid didn't have money for lunch, they could get a sandwich and the parents would be notified, if the kid continued to not have money for lunches, a wellness check would happen on the parents

Pandemic - during the pandemic, school lunch system was changed so that all kids got both breakfast and lunch for free. To do this, they would hand out the breakfasts and lunches as kids walked in to their classrooms, this meant that a lot of extra food waste was ending up in the garbage as many kids ate and many brought lunches. Parents also were worried that kids would either trade extra food for money, or would eat extra meals. That is what they meant by "spoiing".

Whats happeneing is waukesha is going back to the pre-pandemic meal plan.

 

[make_it_so]

So I live just north of the School District (Waukesha Wisconsin) and I know the full story, here it is:

Pre-pandemic - Wuakesha would have kids charge for lunch every day, you could pay into a school's account and then parents would be charged, if you were poor (poor in this case means up to 185% of the poverty line) your child would get school breakfast and lunch for free. If a kid didn't have money for lunch, they could get a sandwich and the parents would be notified, if the kid continued to not have money for lunches, a wellness check would happen on the parents

Pandemic - during the pandemic, school lunch system was changed so that all kids got both breakfast and lunch for free. To do this, they would hand out the breakfasts and lunches as kids walked in to their classrooms, this meant that a lot of extra food waste was ending up in the garbage as many kids ate and many brought lunches. Parents also were worried that kids would either trade extra food for money, or would eat extra meals. That is what they meant by "spoiing".

Whats happeneing is waukesha is going back to the pre-pandemic meal plan.

So in other words, MovieBob mouthed off an opinion based entirely on not understanding the situation at all?

I'm shocked.

 

[farmer_brown]

For example - I used lurk on the site TheTruthAboutCars.com, which had a whole series on what soon developed into the bankruptcy of GM and Chrysler.

I still think TTAC is one of the best car culture blogs in existence.

 

[ChampFantana]

tldr: bob chipman is an ugly, retarded incel

You forgot to mention that he's a virgin. He's never had pussy, and if he was a Cesarean, he's NEVER touched one at all.

 

[blablabla]

You forgot to mention that he's a virgin. He's never had pussy, and if he was a Cesarean, he's NEVER touched one at all.

Excuse meeeeeeeeee he totally read some shitty book to some girls and they had totally hot sex with him. And the waitress at hooters TOTALLY wants to bang him

 

[elder god]

So in other words, MovieBob mouthed off an opinion based entirely on not understanding the situation at all?

I'm shocked.

TBF, he's not the only one, there isn't a discussion about this that isn't full of "they hate poor kids" despite poor kids still getting their lunch for free.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Because humans naturally want prestige and being part of a dangerous time is how one gains prestige. But many are cowardly they want the prestige of danger but not the actual danger.

You make an excellent point. Bob and his fellow losers want stuff like power, beauty and glory but they aren’t willing to take risks to get what they want.

Which beg the question, why are they afraid to take risks? I mean, guys, I know I don’t have to tell you but we take risks all the time. Humans have been taking risks since of the dawn of time. It’s how we survived and thrived as a species.

The point is, we take risks, Every. Single. Day. So I don’t understand their fear of risks.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Quick poll Kiwis - which of the Stupid Chipman Bros. are you starting to feel like you hate more? Bob's oafishness is viscerally infuriating, but Chris's irresponsible childishness and need to post ugly-ass selfies of his repulsive mug like a teenage girl is really getting on my nerves.

Like a teenage girl, you say?

(Yeah, it's a repost, from back when Chris seemed to be holding a hipster beer in every other photo of him.)

 

[Positron]

Bobby and Chu-chu attempt to draw a line between themselves and their erstwhile buddy Noah Berlatsky, who has just been promoted to Communication Director of a pederast group called Prostasia Foundation. (Chu-chu's massive thread.) "The Bru*nigs" are Elizabeth Bruenig and her husband Matt, conservative commentators who have long kept their eyes on the pedophile Berlatsky.


At the end of Chu-chu's long thread there is this. Bobby has a knack of explaining complex real-life subjects with comic book scenarios:


Someone directly challenges Bobby's worldview:

Good luck making Bobby read something that isn't capeshit or clickbait.



Our favorite little Bobs discuss the death of a Marine caused directly by Joe Biden and his clown cabinet, and the grief this has bought to the young man's mom. Check your blood pressures before clicking on the thumbnail below.

Now check your blood pressure again.

Between Glenn Greenwald and Bill Maher (video), Bobby only has eyes for one.




I don't know what the private tweet says, but from the replies it seems like A Modest Proposal type of thing (buying up a private military?) But you can bet Bobby takes it with utmost sincerity:



A bunch of rushed-to-market vaccines of poor efficacy are not "the CONCEPT of modern medicine". God the only thing more annoying than his disingenuousness is his stupidity.



Cruella:


Bobby bwak-bwaks over an ad by Goldman Sachs:

I don't know, she might not be an Angel, but her "aesthetics" should appeal to Bobby?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

There was no way to stop Hitler by 1932 that wouldn't have resulted in:
1) the military and their friends in the DNVP getting into power and creating a fascist state.
2) Bruning or a Social Democrat remaining chancellor and getting couped by either the Nazis, the military or the KPD.
3) the KPD getting into power and making Germany communist.

There was no way liberal democracy could have survived in Weimar. Even Bruning was willing to bring back the Kaiser and put a corporatist state (basically a diet version of fascism) in place. Yes, von Papen and von Schleicher could have stopped Hitler getting in power, but Hitler had far more support than the Barons' Cabinet ever did and they didn't want a civil war. Even if they had somehow remained in power, Germany would still have become a right-wing nationalist state; it would just have been more like Mussolini's Italy and less overtly anti-Semitic.

It sure is funny that one of the biggest supporters of "trans kids" turned out to be a paedo. Who could have guessed?

Cool. Now let's see what Bob would say if police dogs were used at a leftist protest.

 

[Adamska]

Just two comments. On the capeshit comic reference he made; that was the action of a casual who is desperate for nerd clout. Red Skull teaming up with the Joker is one of the most noted villain crossovers ever fucking done, only ever beaten by Alien vs. Predator. It's to the point any idiot can mention it it's that well known. I'm just curious on what triggered him enough to be insecure over his utter failure to actually be a real fan on both DC and Marvel capeshit.

On the Greenwald shit, Bob's so angry that he's ignored like the worthless fuck he is. I bet it chaps his ass bad that Greenwald doesn't @ him despite having that blue checkmark. I can actually see him, rocking and flapping his arms in tard rage, royal purple crayola markers in mouth, burbling about how Greenwald won't accept the vicious own he EARNED.

 

[JayHarrison]

Someone directly challenges Bobby's worldview:
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Good luck making Bobby read something that isn't capeshit or clickbait.

Moviebob: "...if it's an END goal, do the shitty people really need to 'make it' to the end?"

Given Bob's question--and that Bob is a shitty person--there is no question Bob will not make it to the end.

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Odd choice of metaphor. Let's assume that engineer Moviebob's has several cars with MAGA occupants on it. Bob detaches the MAGA cars, which gradually decelerate to a complete stop, where as the Moviebob cars keep chugging along at full speed. Odds are that the stranded MAGA passengers are more likely to adapt to their sitation, as they will do everything in their power to find a way to survive for as long as possible, using the land to sustain themselves, potentially finding success in any possible rescue attempt. The passengers on the Moviebob cars, however, will do nothing but piss, moan, and bicker amongst themselves, causing violent altercations about who gets to control the train, inevitably resulting in mass casualties.

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Our favorite little Bobs discuss the death of a Marine caused directly by Joe Biden and his clown cabinet, and the grief this has bought to the young man's mom. Check your blood pressures before clicking on the thumbnail below.
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Now check your blood pressure again.

Maybe this particular user should be renamed "Cubic Zirconium".

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Between Glenn Greenwald and Bill Maher (video), Bobby only has eyes for one.
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Funny. As far as I know, there is neither a single Afghan nor a single Iraqi that Moviebob has ever reached out to help.

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Given these mask and vaccination mandates here in the States, you could easily replace Adolf Hitler's image with Joe Biden, and literally no relevance would be lost.

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Speaking of the Führer...

I don't know what the private tweet says, but from the replies it seems like A Modest Proposal type of thing (buying up a private military?) But you can bet Bobby takes it with utmost sincerity:
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And my list of comparisons between Moviebob and Adolf Hitler has just increased by one.

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A bunch of rushed-to-market vaccines of poor efficacy are not "the CONCEPT of modern medicine". God the only thing more annoying than his disingenuousness is his stupidity.

Remember: As per Moviebob, these Covid-19 vaccines didn't qualify as "modern medicine" while Trump was in office; these vaccines only became "modern medicine" the very nanosecond Fuckwit in Chief Biden was inaugurated.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I don't know what the private tweet says, but from the replies it seems like A Modest Proposal type of thing (buying up a private military?) But you can bet Bobby takes it with utmost sincerity:

Bobby totally inventing Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash 30 year later.

Would basement dwellers be said to live in Bobclaves?

 

[TowinKarz]

A bunch of rushed-to-market vaccines of poor efficacy are not "the CONCEPT of modern medicine". God the only thing more annoying than his disingenuousness is his stupidity.

I'm usually of the opinion that "rules for thee but not for me" people are fully aware of the hypocrisy of their "Its okay when my side does it" support for beating others but crying bloody murder if they get as much as a bruise. They just hope nobody calls them on it.

I believe the fact they leap to the defense of things like police enforcing COVID shit while also calling them all bastards and racists is a symptom, not the cause, of the moral dissonance.

But I also believe Bob might be one of the few people who is sincerely unable to detect it and is 100% honest when he says "I think I should be able to take your stuff, but you should be shot for even daring to covet mine. What's wrong with that?"

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

You make an excellent point. Bob and his fellow losers want stuff like power, beauty and glory but they aren’t willing to take risks to get what they want.

Which beg the question, why are they afraid to take risks? I mean, guys, I know I don’t have to tell you but we take risks all the time. Humans have been taking risks since of the dawn of time. It’s how we survived and thrived as a species.

The point is, we take risks, Every. Single. Day. So I don’t understand their fear of risks.

Because their heads are stuck on their asses. They want every. single. thing. they do to be compensated. To not be punched, and talked backed to if they have ideas that might be too extreme for normal people. To always be in the right, and for anybody that dares to say the idiocy of them get sent to the gulag, or worst made an example of. They desire absolute power along with complete obedience of the populace.

They are too diluted and too immature to understand the stupidity of their goals. Human nature WILL ALWAYS fight back when they face a foe that goes after their well-being. They will always be someone that says when something is stupid, or not worth the effort. And they hate that. Hence why you see them sperging on Twitter, and having these echo chambers.

I got nothing.
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Wow...Way to say the quiet part out loud of what you ACTUALLY see in that dead Marine. If punishment is being Movie Bob then I hope to god people continue to clown him for the uncaring son of a bitch that he is. Human lives aren't political tools, you sociopathic bitch.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Quick poll Kiwis - which of the Stupid Chipman Bros. are you starting to feel like you hate more? Bob's oafishness is viscerally infuriating, but Chris's irresponsible childishness and need to post ugly-ass selfies of his repulsive mug like a teenage girl is really getting on my nerves.

Oooooh that's a tasty question. I honestly can't answer that. Bob is a hateful retard with no obligations. Chris seems to be in the middle of a mid life crisis and trying to reinvent himself in the dumbest way possible, state of his family be damned.

For fucks sake HITLER WAS NEVER VOTED INTO POWER YOU INSIPID MONGOLOID! The first time he ran, if memory serves me right, he lost by something like 30 points. He was able to get into Germany's parliament, forgive for not knowing what it's called and having a slightly better understanding of pre war Germany than Bob, and from there was able to weasel his way to the top through intimidation and chicanery. All of this possibly could've been stopped at any point had Hindenburg not been a dementia riddled old fart surrounded by retards who only had their own political self interests at heart.

Adolf Hitler becomes president of Germany

On August 19, 1934, Adolf Hitler, already chancellor, is also elected president of Germany in an unprecedented consolidation of power in the short history of

www.history.com

DOES THAT SOUND FUCKING FAMILIAR TO ANYONE ELSE?!?

I'm not Bob so I'm not going to pretend that this all happened in a magical vacuum where there were no other influences because of course there were. My point is Adolf Hitler was NEVER voted into power by the people. He was put in there by government corruption, incompetence, and the stripping of rights because of muh safety.

This is the superior future you and your faggoty band of followers advocate for daily and you all somehow think you won't end up like Ernst Röhm.

 

[The Valeyard]

Cruella:

Disney was never going to have Cruella kill the Baroness’ dogs because these prequel movies present the villains in a sympathetic light so that they can sell merchandise to consoomers.

 

[Tronathon242]

There was no way to stop Hitler by 1932 that wouldn't have resulted in:
1) the military and their friends in the DNVP getting into power and creating a fascist state.
2) Bruning or a Social Democrat remaining chancellor and getting couped by either the Nazis, the military or the KPD.
3) the KPD getting into power and making Germany communist.

There was no way liberal democracy could have survived in Weimar. Even Bruning was willing to bring back the Kaiser and put a corporatist state (basically a diet version of fascism) in place. Yes, von Papen and von Schleicher could have stopped Hitler getting in power, but Hitler had far more support than the Barons' Cabinet ever did and they didn't want a civil war. Even if they had somehow remained in power, Germany would still have become a right-wing nationalist state; it would just have been more like Mussolini's Italy and less overtly anti-Semitic.

This is something that these fools continually fail to understand. Some systems of government inevitably reach a crisis point and there is no turning back. Black Tuesday was the death knell of Weimar. One only needs to look at the kind of results the NSDAP and even the KDP got in the elections before and after said event. Shit was rolling down hill and all three of the options our marshal outlined are the most likely ones that could materialize. Weimar was not going to carry on as a democracy no matter how much they fantasize about what could have been if Hitler got capped at some point. Hell, even if he fell, the NSDAP had other personalities to carry it on.

This is something that I think that Bob really needs to stop and consider when he talks about wanting to wage war on one half of the country. Once you push a government and a nation to that point, you are not going to get it to continue being the same way it was before. The Senate was not going to come back into power in Rome even if Pompey Magnus defeated his once best bud Julius Caesar. Rome was going to have an eternal dictator one way or another because Cincinnatus was a once in eternity kind of man. Once you push the limits of American civility and law to their breaking points in a bid to win power for yourself, you are not going to have a great return to liberal democracy. You are going to get a Pompey or Caesar scenario or a Weimar one.

I'm not Bob so I'm not going to pretend that this all happened in a magical vacuum where there were no other influences because of course there were. My point is Adolf Hitler was NEVER voted into power by the people. He was put in there by government corruption, incompetence, and the stripping of rights because of muh safety.

This is the superior future you and your faggoty band of followers advocate for daily and you all somehow think you won't end up like Ernst Röhm.

Of course as Ralph points out and we all know so well, he won't make it to see the end of the event he so desperately wants. He's one of those guys who neither side wants. Rohm at least served a great purpose until he finally clashed with Hitler's interests and eliminating him became the logical course of action. What purpose will Bob serve to any one? The drain he'd be on the local food supply during a crisis would be reason enough to give him the Old Yeller treatment with a 5.56.

 

[Bolo]

I'm usually of the opinion that "rules for thee but not for me" people are fully aware of the hypocrisy of their "Its okay when my side does it" support for beating others but crying bloody murder if they get as much as a bruise. They just hope nobody calls them on it.

I believe the fact they leap to the defense of things like police enforcing COVID shit while also calling them all bastards and racists is a symptom, not the cause, of the moral dissonance.

But I also believe Bob might be one of the few people who is sincerely unable to detect it and is 100% honest when he says "I think I should be able to take your stuff, but you should be shot for even daring to covet mine. What's wrong with that?"

It isn't so much about being aware of the hypocrisy that people like Robert operate on, but more so they talk as if the world is constantly on the brink of destruction so they can justify their extreme and radical position.

Robert here advocates for the culling and creation of a second class citizenship based upon religious and political afiliation, as in "if you are republican you shouldn't have any say in political matters", which is a pretty extreme view, but Robert reasons his motives with a simple "fact":

"THEY ARE KILLING MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS BY BEING LITERAL HITLERS!!!!"

That is why fighting words are so popular in politics, even if the "fight" itself is always vague besides "vote for us", but the idea of a conflict to save people from some catastrophe creates a urgency and a justification for more extreme opinons and measures, and once the fight is "won", then we can talk about comprehensive political thinking, but in time of "war", anything goes for the victory.

So, by reading Robert's tweets for example, you would think they are having fag drags in the middle of times square and society is in verge of collapse, so it is okay for him to be as hatefull and resentfull as he wants to be, which is what he really wants, he doesn't give a shit about the rest.

But thankfully this is all just a larp. I mean, Robert's hate is genuine as it can be, but the whole talk about fighting, reduction of political power on the right, Q-Anons Hitlers taking over, blah blah blah is just hot gas that Robert and others use in order to act like cunts.

No one "fights", because the "fight" is never clearly specified, what people want is to larp, to get likes, or superchats or whatever and act as if they have all the awnsers and corrects beliefs about the world and society. Hence why Robert came up with this world of "thinkers and believers" where he is a thinker fighting the evil of the believers in a never ending "fight" without actually engaging in one

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Hence why Robert came up with this world of "thinkers and believers" where he is a thinker fighting the evil of the believers in a never ending "fight" without actually engaging in one

Or thinking.